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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2300 on: August 09, 2014, 10:38:53 AM »
ohh kyomu why use paco bandage in his elbow?page has woman or gay ?hahaa
hmm paco ist synthol man shoulders,biceps hmm
use paco GH?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2301 on: August 09, 2014, 10:52:48 AM »
It is great to have Dave Czech back.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2302 on: August 09, 2014, 12:04:34 PM »
All humor is good for the body and soul.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2304 on: August 09, 2014, 12:19:08 PM »
It is great to have Dave Czech back.
Not sure if serious........... :-\

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2305 on: August 09, 2014, 12:43:11 PM »
Poor BigRo!!  ;D

I actually feel more sorry for Shiz :D

Not sure if serious........... :-\

You doubt Hulk isn't serious? How dare you!

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2306 on: August 09, 2014, 02:03:30 PM »
I'm not trying to "keep" anybody haha. People are not property (spare me the usual getbig brand of hilarious racism right now, too easy, wait til I haven't set you up for it). If a man sticks around, I hope it's because he enjoys how much of a jerk I usually am, thinks I'm easy to be around, and thinks my usual hoodie-and-underpants lounge getup is a good look. Not because I tricked him or trapped him haha. Aren't we too old for trapping?
Anyway, that said, yeah, I get friend-zoned faster than you can say "no game." It's pretty wack, but whatever. I don't want anyone to feel like I'm an unpleasant obligation. Just be here because we like each other.
(Apparently no one is down with that haha.)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2307 on: August 10, 2014, 07:06:38 AM »
Re: The trainer is revealed!!!!

Vince you are fat and overweight I could ask any of the fat red neck bikers at the local bar to take a picture in the corner and they would look the same, but if that is the look you are going for then you are on the way maybe you could beg getbig some money to buy a used harley.


You think its because I'm far away???  Maybe I should stand a bit closer....  I'll admit to carrying some safety fat but my muscle mass is far beyond what you'll ever get.



You carry enough more fat than a medium-size lard production facility, and there's nothing safe about that. I give you props for putting up a picture, but fat is flammable and stepping into the fire might not be the wisest choice.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2308 on: August 10, 2014, 07:09:13 AM »
safety fat  :D  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2309 on: August 10, 2014, 07:59:41 AM »




Great machine to grab Vince Basile by the tummy and shake all the annoyance and creepiness out of his head...

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« Reply #2310 on: August 10, 2014, 12:07:34 PM »
Re: DINA??????  

Anyone else misread title as dna?

I see DNA on my screen as well.



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2311 on: August 10, 2014, 03:01:17 PM »
Getting two hotel rooms in Dubai and fucking whores when your girlfriend was with you?

No, not malicious at all.



To be fair it was a little bit more complicated than that, it was bit circumstantial how that whole thing went down.

Yeah....I guess shit happens but I didn't purposely go out of my way to hurt her and she did do a lot of fucking awful things to me.

I just think I am not relationship material anymore, I just can't deal with fucking constant dramas.

I am just at my happiest doing things my way than being tied down




Of course you didnt, the rooms booked themselves.



Ok fine I was a cu nt but if you knew the whole story I think you would probably go easier on me

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2312 on: August 10, 2014, 03:38:36 PM »
Mind = blown

I had a super obese manager as a teen at a fast food place, like 6'5" and 550lbs... we had an obese customer (so fat his stomach sat against the steering wheel of his car) order a custom sandwich with like 2500kcl of melted chedder added.... and when the customer got it and saw it didnt have ENOUGH cheddar, he screamed and called my manager a fat piece of shit and threw his sandwich though the window and onto my manager and drove off.

It was pretty entertaining watching someone who was easily 60% BF call a guy who was easilu 50% BF a fat POS because he didnt get enough melted cheddar om his sandwich.

Moral of the story - don't fuck with obese peoples calories.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2313 on: August 11, 2014, 01:42:02 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2314 on: August 11, 2014, 02:17:58 AM »
The double meaning hurts like being slapped by Big Ramy in the face:




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2315 on: August 11, 2014, 05:26:01 AM »
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2317 on: August 11, 2014, 09:20:25 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2318 on: August 11, 2014, 10:58:10 AM »

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« Reply #2319 on: August 11, 2014, 11:02:47 AM »
I guess he gets more funds from Putin.

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« Reply #2320 on: August 11, 2014, 11:04:21 AM »
I guess he gets more funds from Putin.

Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2321 on: August 11, 2014, 11:08:36 AM »
Putin is very sad that Vissy and Goodrum broke up. Thus, he pays IronMeister a lot of money to keep making photoshops of the two. This makes Putin feel that true romance still exists.

Makes perfectly sense in a Getbig world ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #2323 on: August 11, 2014, 01:18:08 PM »
Re: Operation Free Titus

Any legal minds out here? Looking for loopholes, appeals, mistrials, etc. Let's get Craiggers back on the streets....where he belongs.




I recommend we put our money together and hire Soul Crusher, True Adonis, and 240 is Back.



Can you imagine TA in court with a big board and writing everything in big red letter when he wants to prove something, like he does on GB  :D :D

TA: ::to the jury:: "As you can see, my client must be innocent because I wrote it in big red letters."
Judge: "I don't follow. What do big red letters have to do with anything?"
TA: "A calorie is just a calorie.:
Judge: "Case dismissed."



I bet his receptors are nice and rested. Get him on a good pro-cycle and he will be state ready in under 10 months.