Author Topic: Which GB member would you hire for personal security? (Read 6326 times)

240 is Back · « **Reply #25 on:** April 04, 2011, 10:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Devon97 on April 04, 2011, 03:44:55 PM

240!

I was very impressed with the image he posted a few years ago with his holster and gat in hand that he said he brandished each time he answered the door!

He also gave some textbook advice on how to act as a deterrent when in public if a potential mugger aproaches you!

thanks, but i'd opt for bench. he could cap a threat from a quarter mile away.

but yes, when it comes to the mugger, you instantly make him feel like prey...

Meso_z · « **Reply #26 on:** April 04, 2011, 10:13:37 PM »

Tito24.

benchmstr · « **Reply #27 on:** April 04, 2011, 10:52:11 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 04, 2011, 10:12:51 PM

thanks, but i'd opt for bench. he could cap a threat from a quarter mile away.

but yes, when it comes to the mugger, you instantly make him feel like prey...

damn dude, i hope...since thats only 440yards

i would pick butterbean.....for um....uh....protection!...against sunlight...we wouldnt leave the bedroom!!

bench

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #28 on:** April 05, 2011, 12:21:51 AM »

Big Dick Bob, mofo does 905 upright rows can fend off thugs just with his traps.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #29 on:** April 05, 2011, 12:28:02 AM »

Quote from: DK II on April 04, 2011, 06:15:49 PM

SMM, who else??

Is there another 280lbs 2% bf Ex-Marine-Delta-Force with a green beret on getbig??

What makes you think that I, born into a multi-millionaire family, would need your measly payment?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #30 on:** April 05, 2011, 12:45:42 AM »

Man, that's quite a showdown, ex Delta suckmymuscle vs. ex Marine bench...

I gotta give the prize to SMM since bench would probably be smashed most of the time or chasing tail

besides, bench is great past 200 yards, but who knows how he is hand to hand.. ?

DK II · « **Reply #31 on:** April 05, 2011, 02:39:12 AM »

Quote from: BlackFlagRedStar on April 04, 2011, 06:17:12 PM

You're no better. You talk about how you might compete and shit like that but you have also never posted a picture or proven anything.

You and him are the same.

Yes, that is definitely the same as claiming that you're a 260lbs delta force with a 200 IQ.

Tell you what, you're welcome to watch the contest, should i compete this year.

If not, i will compete next year.

DK II · « **Reply #32 on:** April 05, 2011, 02:39:53 AM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on April 05, 2011, 12:28:02 AM

What makes you think that I, born into a multi-millionaire family, would need your measly payment?

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Sorry, i forgot about the multi-billionaire.

_bruce_ · « **Reply #33 on:** April 05, 2011, 04:40:18 AM »

Goudzilla and Benchmaster.
MattC if foreigners were to threaten me.

240 is Back · « **Reply #34 on:** April 05, 2011, 04:53:52 AM »

333386 is well trained and owns a ton of guns.

But he will only attack obama voters.

CalvinH · « **Reply #35 on:** April 05, 2011, 06:36:01 AM »

Alex23.

......between him and all his gimmicks I'd have my own personal security TEAM

Butterbean · « **Reply #36 on:** April 05, 2011, 06:45:52 AM »

240
333386
Slippy
Showstoppa
headhunter6
bench
SS
chaos
chainsaw
kegdrainer

newmom · « **Reply #37 on:** April 05, 2011, 06:58:00 AM »

and Okami too

maybe Kiwiol

I'd say nzmusclemonster but he'd probably steal my clothes

Captain Equipoise · « **Reply #38 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:03:35 AM »

LOL @ somebody bringing up kegdrainer

I guess if trouble arises he can hurl 600lb stones at the perpetrator's

newmom · « **Reply #39 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:07:19 AM »

actually add Capt Equip to my list

mossel · « **Reply #40 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:16:16 AM »

DKII

#1 Klaus fan

Alex23

Groink

Musclecenter

GH15

oh and Sharma/ bobs/ shalabia for the hell of it...

Agnostic007 · « **Reply #41 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:27:57 AM »

Probably Fat Panda... I wouldnt have to out run the threat, I'd just have to outrun FP

jaejonna · « **Reply #42 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:51:45 AM »

Hazbin
SS
Man of Steel

Tito24 · « **Reply #43 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:53:04 AM »

yes two getbiggers moms or girlfriends would be enough to be highly protected.

jaejonna · « **Reply #44 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:57:23 AM »

Toxic Avenger's girlfriend comes to mind..

I heard she is so ugly, you wouldnt want to touch her with a ten foot pole...

sounds about right , no ??

someone post a pic of 'his' pale faced kidney disease ridden whore...

Tito24 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 05, 2011, 07:59:33 AM »

toxics girlfriend is so poor so goes to mac donalds to lick other peoples fingers.

jaejonna · « **Reply #46 on:** April 05, 2011, 08:02:43 AM »

hahahaha

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #47 on:** April 05, 2011, 08:04:59 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on April 05, 2011, 07:59:33 AM

toxics girlfriend is so poor so goes to mac donalds to lick other peoples fingers.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA AAA!!!!!!!!!!

And Toxic the paki douche thinks he's "rich" Because his dad owns a gas station

jaejonna · « **Reply #48 on:** April 05, 2011, 08:09:12 AM »

Count Cockula's girl is so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

loco · « **Reply #49 on:** April 05, 2011, 08:15:50 AM »

I would hire the following, listed in alphabetical order:

1. benchmstr

Author Topic: Which GB member would you hire for personal security? (Read 6326 times)

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