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Man launches firework from his bottom
« on: November 09, 2006, 06:41:13 AM »
Backside firework prank backfires
 
A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old, bleeding and with the firework lodged inside him, after receiving reports of the incident in Sunderland.

He was taken to hospital with injuries including a scorched colon caused by the Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

'Beyond belief'

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the Government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm

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Re: Man launches firework from his bottom
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2006, 06:49:50 AM »
Bastard... I was just gonna post this!

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And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was.
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Re: Man launches firework from his bottom
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2006, 06:51:21 AM »
Hahahah. Quality.

Didn't they do this in Jackass?

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Re: Man launches firework from his bottom
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2006, 08:42:26 AM »
Not a verry smart fella.
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Re: Man launches firework from his bottom
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2006, 08:50:46 AM »
They should have left him there to die one less asshole in the world >:(
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Re: Man launches firework from his bottom
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2006, 09:01:00 AM »
His parents must be incredibly proud. Let's hope he doesn't procreate.