i will never forget this one i saw in a public toilet about a year back, it was one solid turd, army green and smooth. it was the size of 3 soda cans stacked on top of each other. the bottom was pressed against the toilet hole (it wouldnt fit in obviously) and the top was clear out of the water.
i estimated the size about 13-14 inches long, and the same diameter of a soda can. my friends who alerted me to it came out of the restroom witefaced like they had seen a ghost. i had to see it for myself but wish i had never laid eyes on the thing.
i cannot understand how it came from a human being