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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #75 on: August 12, 2012, 03:36:24 PM »
This video clearly shows lions and crocodiles in the same vicinity!  Guess the Great White Shark is on his break somewhere!


Nile Crocs, my guess OP means the Salties found in Ausst land...
Great whites are found there as well...but not lions.

Now, GWs and Lions are found in SA, and I believe Salties as well, not sure...but, to be in close proximity to all three at the same time is rare...

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #76 on: August 12, 2012, 03:37:18 PM »
If I were captured by pirates, where in the world would they be in the vicinty of a Salt Water croc, a Great white Shark, and a African lion---other than a zoo?

I'll tell said "pirates", that I know they get off at 5 and I know the pay is shitty, but don't take the Peter Pan Pirate act seriously.


Okay, listen, pirates still do exist, they are the ones who capture and raid cruise liners and whatnot. And the pirates have a helicopter that could bring you to any designated locations where these 3 animals exist.
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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #77 on: August 12, 2012, 03:40:49 PM »
Lion would be the worst by far.  People wrestle gators, and sharks have been known to be scared off by a punch. I would just tell the pirates to shoot me  :D

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2012, 03:43:56 PM »
I really laughed hard at your opening line.....

If you were captured by a bunch of pirates

Lollll


But id pick the gator due to the weak reverse jaw muscles, i would be fucked if he got my arm in his mouth.

A buddy of mine owns an alligator farm, you gotta treat those animals with respect or you're a Bonner!
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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2012, 03:46:03 PM »
No matter which animal you choose, all of them have a decent meal by eating your nose
He could pass off as one of the sharks by swimming on his back. 

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #80 on: August 12, 2012, 03:46:30 PM »
Befriend the animals and we rise up against our pirate overlords.  Hindered by their peg legs, eye patches, and hook hands, they are easily dispached.

Pragmatic.

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #81 on: August 12, 2012, 03:52:11 PM »
Befriend the animals and we rise up against our pirate overlords.  Hindered by their peg legs, eye patches, and hook hands, they are easily dispached.

This is implausible. The pirates have guns. You dont.

Pirates win!
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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #82 on: August 12, 2012, 03:53:31 PM »
This video clearly shows lions and crocodiles in the same vicinity!  Guess the Great White Shark is on his break somewhere!



awesome.. lions still rule, those bad bitches  8)

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #83 on: August 12, 2012, 04:42:51 PM »
He could pass off as one of the sharks by swimming on his back. 

It's even true ;D

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #84 on: August 12, 2012, 05:07:15 PM »
I'm surprised nobody has shown a picture of the Pirates yet. Can somebody show a picture of the Pirates who would capture you, maybe I'll just fight the Pirates instead. That way they can't force me to anything.
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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #85 on: August 12, 2012, 05:28:37 PM »
Fuck a Lion. A Tiger would kick a lions ass, fact.
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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #86 on: August 12, 2012, 05:31:53 PM »
Okay, listen, pirates still do exist, they are the ones who capture and raid cruise liners and whatnot. And the pirates have a helicopter that could bring you to any designated locations where these 3 animals exist.
Yep, them Somali pirates and the pirates in Asia

I prefer the pirates on Archer...

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #87 on: August 12, 2012, 07:21:24 PM »
LOL

hey its plausible. Maybe they want your creatine. "Ahoy mate, us scalawags want thine creatine"

Ha, I think I just mixed some pirate talk with some shakespeare (thine)
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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #88 on: August 12, 2012, 07:23:17 PM »
I'm surprised nobody has shown a picture of the Pirates yet. Can somebody show a picture of the Pirates who would capture you, maybe I'll just fight the Pirates instead. That way they can't force me to anything.

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #89 on: August 12, 2012, 07:33:10 PM »
You have no choice Coach... you've been captured by Pirates!  And they are forcing you to either fight one of those, or vote for Obama ;D

I'd fight all three at the same time.before.I.would.vote for Obama. Hahaha!

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #90 on: August 12, 2012, 07:44:44 PM »
I'd fight all three at the same time.before.I.would.vote for Obama. Hahaha!

LOL ;D

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #91 on: August 12, 2012, 07:52:42 PM »
I'd fuck all three at the same time.before.I.would.vote for Obama. Hahaha!

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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #92 on: August 12, 2012, 09:14:40 PM »
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Re: Which one would you fight?
« Reply #93 on: August 13, 2012, 01:18:31 AM »
Fuck a Lion. A Tiger would kick a lions ass, fact.
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