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Title: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 15, 2010, 09:18:57 PM
Need gift idea for my wife.  Bitch already has everything.  :-\
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: chaos on December 15, 2010, 09:20:39 PM
Give her a pearl necklace.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 15, 2010, 09:21:42 PM
I see what you did there.  :D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: chaos on December 15, 2010, 09:23:25 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 15, 2010, 09:21:42 PM
I see what you did there.  :D
???

Gift idea.......

If she's into deserts you could get her a creampie.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Doug_Steele on December 15, 2010, 09:27:35 PM
Give her a Burrito Baby.  :D :D Then send it "Back to the Border."
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Fallsview on December 15, 2010, 09:29:11 PM
Calender, snow cone machine (nice retro one's) Buy her a star, Jam of the month, possiblities are endless.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 15, 2010, 09:30:14 PM
I need something for the wife, these are all suggestions for the girlfriend.  ;D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 15, 2010, 09:30:49 PM


take inspiration from these magical lyrics
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Schnauzer on December 15, 2010, 09:38:25 PM
Dick in a box?
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: chaos on December 15, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 15, 2010, 09:30:14 PM
I need something for the wife, these are all suggestions for the girlfriend.  ;D
I got it!!!!!! A new floor mat to make it more comfortable while she's standing over the sink washing dishes. :D

A new pot and pan set to replace the one she burned the shit out of over the last year?

A scrubber with a handle so she'll quit bitching about how her back hurts from being bent over scrubbing the bathroom clean?
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: mass243 on December 15, 2010, 09:45:36 PM
Give her good ol' beating.
Material is overrated.

I may recommend some special donkey punch. Them bitches love it.

Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Howard on December 15, 2010, 09:51:02 PM
Quote from: mass243 on December 15, 2010, 09:45:36 PM
Give her good ol' beating.
Material is overrated.

I may recommend some special donkey punch. Them bitches love it.


I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Ares on December 15, 2010, 10:05:19 PM
Quote from: Howard on December 15, 2010, 09:51:02 PM
I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.

You sound happily married
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Howard on December 15, 2010, 10:07:54 PM
Quote from: Ares on December 15, 2010, 10:05:19 PM
You sound happily married
yeah and after she gets ass raped I fart in her face for good measure.
the I go pound the dogs ass good...that bitch needs it too
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: titusisback on December 15, 2010, 10:12:37 PM
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Tre on December 16, 2010, 02:44:55 AM

Penile enhancement
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: CalvinH on December 16, 2010, 07:26:31 AM
A new man.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: spude on December 16, 2010, 07:37:39 AM
"Santa and a reindeer" roleplay... ;)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: jaejonna on December 16, 2010, 07:52:46 AM
Uggs
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Tito24 on December 16, 2010, 07:55:40 AM
(http://www.islamophobia-watch.com/storage/Fury%20Over%20Christmas%20Dinner.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1163954375234)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: spinnis on December 16, 2010, 08:04:14 AM
Gift card as vaxing salon?  ;D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 08:27:18 AM
Quote from: chaos on December 15, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
I got it!!!!!! A new floor mat to make it more comfortable while she's standing over the sink washing dishes. :D

A new pot and pan set to replace the one she burned the shit out of over the last year?

A scrubber with a handle so she'll quit bitching about how her back hurts from being bent over scrubbing the bathroom clean?

You deserve a big fucking smack in the back of the neck ya fucking dipwad
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Nasty Nate on December 16, 2010, 08:27:39 AM
Quote from: chaos on December 15, 2010, 09:20:39 PM
Give her a pearl necklace.

His wife already got one of those... from me.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Tito24 on December 16, 2010, 08:28:13 AM
(http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Golden-Fish01.jpg)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 08:29:17 AM
Chalupa Boy, what does she like? Is there something she would like

perhaps a new coach bag? All day spa treatment? oh wait thats' what I want
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Tito24 on December 16, 2010, 08:29:50 AM
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Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Tapeworm on December 16, 2010, 08:33:09 AM
Um, drafting tools.

(http://www.regulation-london.com/attachments/images/product_large/jap_clamps_baisic_v1_v1.jpg)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Tito24 on December 16, 2010, 08:34:33 AM
(http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/expendables-cast-nyse.jpg)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Nasty Nate on December 16, 2010, 08:41:30 AM
For the past 6 months or so whenever she says she wants something I kept a note of it in my cellphone so when christmas came around I wouldn't have to think about what to get her... I still got her a couple things she didn't mention that I know she'll like though. For her bday I got her one gift but it was more expensive, and this christmas I bought her 5 gifts but they're all between $15-$50. It's fucking easy to buy for women.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: johnnynoname on December 16, 2010, 08:49:24 AM
i'm flat broke so I can only afford to give people a hug this year
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: devilsmile on December 16, 2010, 08:50:41 AM
Quote from: Salvatore on December 16, 2010, 08:49:24 AM
i'm flat broke so I can only afford to give people a hug this year

too much hair wax and jean paul caultier and hugo boss, eh? I know..
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: johnnynoname on December 16, 2010, 08:55:13 AM
Quote from: devilsmile on December 16, 2010, 08:50:41 AM
too much hair wax and jean paul caultier and hugo boss, eh? I know..

amongst other things, sadly
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 08:58:04 AM
Quote from: Salvatore on December 16, 2010, 08:55:13 AM
amongst other things, sadly

true religion jeans?
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Wiggs on December 16, 2010, 08:59:53 AM
Quote from: Salvatore on December 16, 2010, 08:49:24 AM
i'm flat broke so I can only afford to give people a hug this year

I thought you charged for hugging penis with your rectum?
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: devilsmile on December 16, 2010, 09:03:21 AM
I need some nigrolin... keeps your shoes new for years!

I wonder why they don't sell it anymore...

 ;D

Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Wiggs on December 16, 2010, 09:05:08 AM
Quote from: devilsmile on December 16, 2010, 09:03:21 AM
I need some nigrolin... keeps your shoes new for years!

I wonder why they don't sell it anymore...

 ;D



lol...I've never seen a black person that looked like that.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: johnnynoname on December 16, 2010, 09:09:29 AM
Quote from: newmom on December 16, 2010, 08:58:04 AM
true religion jeans?

yes...I bought three pair after summer ended when I still had money.  Honestly, their denim isn't bad but I think the prestige in owning a pair of True Religion's is the fact that you own a pair of True Religion's haha

Quote from: Wiggs on December 16, 2010, 08:59:53 AM
I thought you charged for hugging penis with your rectum?

not yet
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 09:10:21 AM
Quote from: Salvatore on December 16, 2010, 09:09:29 AM
yes...I bought three pair after summer ended when I still had money.  Honestly, their denim isn't bad but I think the prestige in owning a pair of True Religion's is the fact that you own a pair of True Religion's haha

so true
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 16, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
girls like swarms of things, right?
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 02:40:16 PM
Quote from: Big Poppa J on December 16, 2010, 02:27:03 PM
girls like swarms of things, right?

NO
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Marty Champions on December 16, 2010, 02:42:54 PM
Quote from: Tito24 on December 16, 2010, 08:28:13 AM
(http://www.wickedreport.com/images/Golden-Fish01.jpg)

mars on the cutting edge of rare scientifuk datas  :o :o
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: che on December 16, 2010, 04:24:37 PM
(http://touleh.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/puppy-4.jpg)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
Quote from: che on December 16, 2010, 04:24:37 PM
(http://touleh.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/puppy-4.jpg)

omg, how could anyone ever stay mad at that wittle face..Precious
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
Quote from: newmom on December 16, 2010, 04:26:42 PM
omg, how could anyone ever stay mad at that wittle face..Precious

Thats the face you make when you....
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 04:27:20 PM
Thats the face you make when you....

finish chalupa boy, this outta be good
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 04:32:12 PM
Quote from: newmom on December 16, 2010, 04:28:39 PM
finish chalupa boy, this outta be good

wipe the jizz off your chin?
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Alexander D on December 16, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
ass balls.  ;D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 16, 2010, 05:23:27 PM
Quote from: A DUB on December 16, 2010, 05:22:43 PM
ass balls.  ;D

the gift that keeps on giving?
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Alexander D on December 16, 2010, 05:26:07 PM
Quote from: newmom on December 16, 2010, 05:23:27 PM
the gift that keeps on giving?

not just any ass balls, but chrome nigguh! :o
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 16, 2010, 05:46:01 PM
Quote from: Majeeb-Durkah on December 16, 2010, 08:41:30 AM
For the past 6 months or so whenever she says she wants something I kept a note of it in my cellphone so when christmas came around I wouldn't have to think about what to get her... I still got her a couple things she didn't mention that I know she'll like though. For her bday I got her one gift but it was more expensive, and this christmas I bought her 5 gifts but they're all between $15-$50. It's fucking easy to buy for women.

So you spent $250.... MAX, on your GF ??

Cheap bastard
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: tbombz on December 16, 2010, 05:51:38 PM
Quote from: Howard on December 15, 2010, 10:07:54 PM
yeah and after she gets ass raped I fart in her face for good measure.
the I go pound the dogs ass good...that bitch needs it too
WTF??!!!   

;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Nirvana on December 16, 2010, 06:02:31 PM
flip flops and a pack of rat traps
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: tbombz on December 16, 2010, 06:06:45 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 15, 2010, 09:18:57 PM
Need gift idea for my wife.  Bitch already has everything.  :-\
victoria secret gift card-works everytime
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
Quote from: tbombz on December 16, 2010, 06:06:45 PM
victoria secret gift card-works everytime

she likes 'la perla'  ::)  >:(
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: chaos on December 16, 2010, 06:41:24 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
she likes 'la perla nacklaces'  ::)  >:(
Check my first post. ::)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 06:53:47 PM
Quote from: chaos on December 16, 2010, 06:41:24 PM
Check my first post. ::)

Nah she dont like those, why waste usable protein?  ;D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: 99 Bananas on December 16, 2010, 07:03:15 PM
Send wiggs over to fuck her
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: chaos on December 16, 2010, 07:04:38 PM
Quote from: 99 Bananas on December 16, 2010, 07:03:15 PM
Send wiggs over to fuck her
That would be called rape.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: tbombz on December 16, 2010, 07:34:02 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 16, 2010, 06:39:00 PM
she likes 'la perla'  ::)  >:(
fuck that man, she better have a good job with taste that pricey  :o
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: Howard on December 15, 2010, 09:51:02 PM
I say, hard anal sex and since it is her birthday, use extra lube and get her a happy b day hat to wear.
Plus be sweet and tell her how tight her cornhole is as you plow her.
You might want to buy her a cake so you can shove her face in it and muffle the moans as she gets ass raped.

That Howard is prolly one of the BEST post I ever ever read!!!! The Birthday hat made me crack up :)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 17, 2010, 12:37:59 PM
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)

The Coach is in the handbag market now, too?  He's a mogul....
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: CalvinH on December 17, 2010, 12:40:20 PM
Quote from: jaejonna on December 16, 2010, 07:52:46 AM
Uggs




x2....smart man jj.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: The Showstoppa on December 17, 2010, 12:41:13 PM
Quote from: CalvinH on December 17, 2010, 12:40:20 PM



x2....smart man jj.

He's getting her some "juggs" for Christmas?  I always heard that was a mistake.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Princess L on December 17, 2010, 01:54:17 PM
Quote from: Majeeb-Durkah on December 16, 2010, 08:41:30 AM
For the past 6 months or so whenever she says she wants something I kept a note of it in my cellphone so when christmas came around I wouldn't have to think about what to get her...

That is a great idea!
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Option D on December 17, 2010, 01:59:27 PM
This
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Princess L on December 17, 2010, 02:03:35 PM
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)

I don't get the whole Coach thing  ::) but everyone seems to have to have one ::).  I like Brighton better AND they're less expensive  :D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: newmom on December 17, 2010, 02:44:38 PM
Quote from: bigbadwolfe on December 17, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
Ohh and I bought her a new Coach handbag!!! $318.86 for a purse??? Oh well she is worth it :)

you sir are a good man. Cripes the one I want is 898.00
Quote from: Princess L on December 17, 2010, 02:03:35 PM

I don't get the whole Coach thing  ::) but everyone seems to have to have one ::).  I like Brighton better AND they're less expensive  :D

I have one but want another because they are purttttyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: TacoBell on December 17, 2010, 04:15:22 PM
Quote from: Option D on December 17, 2010, 01:59:27 PM
This

I really like this idea....  but we open gifts at my mother-in-law's house.
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Option D on December 17, 2010, 04:22:51 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 17, 2010, 04:15:22 PM
I really like this idea....  but we open gifts at my mother-in-law's house.

HMMM... I see the issue in this. ill think of something
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: chaos on December 17, 2010, 06:07:10 PM
Quote from: TacoBell on December 17, 2010, 04:15:22 PM
I really like this idea....  but we open gifts at my mother-in-law's house.
That's even better. ;D
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Bobby on December 18, 2010, 04:21:44 AM
perfume among other things
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: Tito24 on December 18, 2010, 05:45:18 AM
your mom jumping out of a cake
Title: Re: What are you getting you significant other for xmas?
Post by: CalvinH on December 18, 2010, 05:55:21 AM
Quote from: chaos on December 17, 2010, 06:07:10 PM
That's even better. ;D



x2!