The Earth Tiger
http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm
i ws born 1976..so that makes me the fire dragon..
I am a water tiger (splash --- grrrrrrrrr)
you're 9?
Wood Rat.
Like most starsigns, some of it holds true, some not.
http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htmI was born in 1974 and that makes me a tiger....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr!!!
i ws born 1976..so that makes me the fire dragon..
Mike and I are both:
WATER RABBITS
. Favorite was the black Mamba (cause it is the fastest snake).
Bob is a "wood snake" hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
i'm a freakin "water dog"!!! while i fit the description to a "T"...couldn't they come up with a better name! I wanna be a tiger or a linx or something cool!! >:(
Bob is a "wood snake" hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
http://www.tuvy.com/entertainment/chinese_horoscope.htm
i ws born 1976..so that makes me the fire dragon..
hey i'm a cancer and a fire dragon..
what does that say?
spill it munkey! >:(
, they have great chests and hearts.
heart disease runs in my family.
and my chest sucks..thanx to my weak wrists
bad munky >:(
just what have you been up to?
xxxLinda?
takes a woman to know one. but no, you're wrong (ish
Deedee, what chinese sign are you, just outta curiosity? I love this shit.
xblingwringling
pookie? (from junoon.com)
Amy (from my local bar??)
ummm
Jimmy?..jimmy ya cu nt if its you no matter how much ya pretend to be a girl..i wont let ya suckle me..k.. >:(
I thought amy was flower, or ron's daughter or some other kind of nepotismically involved individual. I was going to attempt to find Peggy's star sign, but she's gone. Wish I'd met her.
tox, who are Kimmy and Colleen?
xblimey
Tiger/Pisces
THE BLITHEST SPIRIT
This plucky Pisces character spends a large chunk of his energy and time trying to achieve closer rapport with himself. Pisces born in Tiger years often feel confined by their spunky feline side and sometimes wish to shake the Tiger off their backs. Pisces likes to swim in limitless time and move through infinite space. Constraints are of no interest to the Fish. He longs to be free to float unbound. His goal is spiritual enlightenment and personal equilibrium. He is moreover, a very hard worker. Luck is with this Tiger because of his ability to adapt to whatever circumstance is available to him. Besides, people like him instantly. He's open and up qfront about what he wants and is not afraid to go after it. AND... he or she is crack-me-up funny. In love he may be a tad flighty while still young. But after thirty, he or she usually settles down and can be monogamous. A delicious sex partner is this character. He's caring and tender and he is moreover a laugh riot. You will be giggling all the way to the climax of this...
i know more than 1 amy...
and i aint answering jack shit till ya tell me who you r...
I'm a wood ox. >:(
I'm sorry but that sounds lame. I wanna be "stampeding buffalo", or "raging bull" or "titanium minotaur".
yes, but, faust (sell your soul?I don't associate myself with anything that's castrated.
ox is the most steadfast, edifying, trustworthy. and one of the sanest signs.
One of the best, honest
xxx
I said I hated it when I found out I was a monkey, none of the chinese signs sound particularly flattering at first. Oxxx/boar is brilliant.
I'm a wood ox. >:(
I'm sorry but that sounds lame. I wanna be "stampeding buffalo", or "raging bull" or "titanium minotaur".
the spirit of fun. Obviously, each person is unique
Are you sure about that? If so, you are either very old and wise, or barely out of diapers. :D?
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I can't follow?
Maybe i'm old and they just switched my diapers?
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I can't follow?
Maybe i'm old and they just switched my diapers?
give us your western sign and your eastern sign and we'll tell all...Alright "Linda".
soulman?
You're right... looks like there was a typo as the "pig" sign was also labeled "ox." I read the wrong one. Looked like you were either 12 or 70-something.
the ox = faust (soulman)Please do...
This one will not be a crybaby. He is unusually tough and can endure hardship. A rugged individualist, he tends to begin speaking late and would rather settle arguments with his fists.
Stubborn and unyielding, he can turn the house upside down...
do you want me to keep quoting? it has a lovely ending.
xxx
blingingthingingit
http://www.chinavoc.com/zodiac/dragon/person.asp
some of this is uncomfortably true..
http://www.suzannewhite.com/newastrology/CancerDragon.shtml
they do not always employ the best decision-making measures, and sometimes jump to the wrong conclusion. They also suffer from recklessness and quick tempers. [/i]
;D
forbidden:
sagittarian tiger
this person is extremely alert and her vigilant reactions are likely to be accurate. an upright, energetic and expressive being, the ST has few inhibitions. she loves to dispense with formalities and nothing deters her from getting to the heart of the matter once her curiosity is aroused. fiery wit and colourful manners will typify a personality born with this combination. She could be didactic and moralizing, but she has too much intelligence and elegance ever to be really coarse.
forbidden:
sagittarian tiger
this person is extremely alert and her vigilant reactions are likely to be accurate. an upright, energetic and expressive being, the ST has few inhibitions. she loves to dispense with formalities and nothing deters her from getting to the heart of the matter once her curiosity is aroused. fiery wit and colourful manners will typify a personality born with this combination. She could be didactic and moralizing, but she has too much intelligence and elegance ever to be really coarse.
it's only a small book i've had for like 15 years (I have other bigger books if you'd like me to look up more)...
It's Theodora Lau.
Is that little tiny paragaph you?
xblingthingy
me likey!
you just love everything about me dont you my little cherrub!!!
yessum..i do! :)
Kiss Kiss hug hug!!! I have to go soon I have two clients on their way to meet with me! One is a girl getting ready for a comp soon (In april) and the other is an older lady just divorced and wants to get her body back into shape so she can "lure another male into her web" her words not mine ha ha!! She is really funny and a really lovely lady. Most of our sessions are about sorting her out mentally, but she never complains about anything I ask her to do. She is actually getting in pretty good shape. She talks all the way through the session and before she knows it shes finished. I make sure I have another client straight after her otherwise she has me talking for another hour or so ha ha!! She is cute!! The other girl is in awesome shape, going into her first comp, used to be a runner and totally depleted when she first came to me. Now she has nice muscle and full she is looking so much healthier and absolutely loves the way she is looking.
i'm actually getting a small dragon tattoo on my right shoulder blade come summer...
Earth Rooster Capricorn :P
it is gonna be my first and ONLY tat...
I definately ain't neat ::) but I do resist remaking.
I don't have pretence 8), but I like breaking the law. 8)
i'm actually getting a small dragon tattoo on my right shoulder blade come summer...
can you also get an angel with BOOBIES
<smile>...action...reaction....
..certain <ahem> conditions would have to be met... ;)
do tell what conditions would they be??
me lady....matters of such importance cannot occur decisions in haste! :)
You're right... looks like there was a typo as the "pig" sign was also labeled "ox." I read the wrong one. Looked like you were either 12 or 70-something.So, you're checking me out hu?
Oh how you baffel
that is not my aim my darling..with my feelings i'm only utilitarian..a peasant so to say...anything else would be conniving and sly on my part..and to my pride that is not acceptable..
my aim is simply to court you...
that is all...
blushing: giggle giggle hand over my mouth and eyes downcast!!
and eyes downcast!!
there is more beauty in that simple gesture..than all the naked female bodies in the world. ...it makes a man want to conquer the world for her...a makes a man wanna be a man...
my fav paki bands once wrote about this...ya wont understand :) buut here it still is
So, you're checking me out hu?
;)
I like men that are men and arent afraid to be men if you know what I mean??
You caught me. :)
I like men that are men and arent afraid to be men if you know what I mean??
I'm a Cancer/Dragon like Toxie.
:o The really skeery part about this is... Jimmy as a Pisces Monkey is my perfect match! {lol}
You think a tiger is compatible with an ox?
ps: You'll always be a pussycat to me. :)
:o Oh no, I'm not revealing the element, ...'cept to say I'm either a Fire, Water, Wood, Air, or Metal Dragon. ;)
Here's you and me Faustus... a train wreck... but what a trip! :)Interesting. :)
TIGER and the OX
bla bla bla...spectacular lovers ...bla bla bla...
You think a tiger is compatible with an ox?
Interesting. :)
LOL I don't (not that you were talking to me) but could you fill me in?
When I say that I dont mean stand there and get shot.
sometimes..a guy will do just that...
...sometimes its just his nature to do just that...backing down aint an option...
..a good woman will have the ability to make him swallow his pride and walk away sometimes...
true ;)
Bling thing definitely doesn't think so! Maybe we'd have better luck if we have our palms read. :)
Ok here goes I will try but I am not good at explaining myself sometimes:
I like men that are men: The guys that are a little rough around the edges (rough diamonds)
and arent afraid to be men: meaning that if they are sad they can cry, they dont have to put on a show for me just be themselves and if they are honest they have won my heart. They arent scared to protect their lady and they will defend her. They will stare danger in the eye to protect her. Not run away with their tail between their legs. When I say that I dont mean stand there and get shot. I guess I mean a man that will protect my honour.
{swoon} Where do I find one of those? :P I wanna tuck my balls away.
Yes, it's a bit risky to go any further if we don't have the approval of Bling thing. I was thinking we could have our feet read.
http://www.footreading.com/
Saw this on tv the other day and i'm curious about my creativity toe. I hope we have compatible feet...
Lol Faust! I looked at the site but couldn't find the creativity toe. Which one is it? I'm curious now. Is it the baby toe? :PIt was on the tv show, i think it was the middle one. I didn't even look at that site, but now i took a better look and it looks like she's in love with his feet.
As far as his and her foot compatibility go, I think for starters his should be bigger. A lot bigger. Don't you think? ;DNever had any complaints about my... uh... foot-size.
It was on the tv show, i think it was the middle one. I didn't even look at that site, but now i took a better look and it looks like she's in love with his feet.
(http://www.footreading.com/images/jane_pic1.jpg)
Never had any complaints about my... uh... foot-size.
:)
ps: I hope you don't have giant-sized feet. :P
Yes, I noticed she was very entranced with his feet as well.You think she's about to kiss them?
btw... LOL, I wasn't referring to the correlation between foot size and other attributes. I was strictly speaking of feet.Sure honey, i believe ya. ;)
But since you went there, I guess if women are happy with your foot-size, that's a very good thing.I'm not focussed on my foot-size. Spectacular loving requires a broad approach.
And I don't have giganto feet. Mine are little schtumpies... wear a 36 - 36 1/2 shoe. :)Good.
You think she's about to kiss them?
Sure honey, i believe ya.
I'm not focussed on my foot-size. Spectacular loving requires a broad approach.
It certainly seems like she's headed there. The look on her face is almost anticipatory with a hint of "lucky me." And, well, he does have nice feet.Sounds like you're almost jealous of her. ;D
I was being sincere. Anyway, foot size shouldn't be focal point since as you say, spectacular loving requires a much broader repertoire than simply owning a pair of size 13s. And creativity counts for a lot. However, I think one shouldn't neglect the feet (the real feet, not the metaphorical foot) either, since they can be a source of great tactile joy. :)Perfect. You should write a book on it, :).
Did I say that well?
I don't have a foot fetish either, but like them. Nice feet on a man is well... very nice. I never really noticed, but do men go for pedicures the way we do?I can be short on this one: NO.
I never really noticed, but do men go for pedicures the way we do?
Note to self: Spectacular foot-loving is mandatory from now on.I can be short on this one: NO.
Sounds like you're almost jealous of her. ;D
Perfect. You should write a book on it, :).
Note to self: Spectacular foot-loving is mandatory from now on.
No, they don't go for pedicures the way we do, ...they order IN, and rarely admit to it. {lol} :P
Inspired, maybe? Lol...:o
You never know. ;) Actually, now I'm totally curious about the foot thing... there's lots of info on the net.:o
Well, you Europeans tend to be creative as it is.Indeed. Our creative masterminds came up with a fresh, innovating name for our new currency.
I don't know why, but "spectacular foot-loving" is conjuring up all kinds of images. ;DYou have a dirty mind.
Indeed. Our creative masterminds came up with a fresh, innovating name for our new currency.
The euro. ;D
You have a dirty mind.
I like it, ;)
Was that you? The graphics are nice at least... :DTake a good look at the upper right and tell me what you can "read" in it.
Knowledge is everything... ;)
Plus, this is kind of interesting stuff... For instance, my toes tell me that I have conflicting aspects to my personality. Good to know!Exactly. You're just a couple of steps away from total enlightment.
Take a good look at the upper right and tell me what you can "read" in it.
;D
(http://www.sammler.com/mz/images/2_euro_ganzfaelschung_02.jpg)
Exactly. You're just a couple of steps away from total enlightment.
lees_je_eigen_tenen -> read your own toes ( in dutch)
:)
LOL, I never noticed that before. ;D It's totally a penis!
Faust, are you talking about this? :P:o
Good pun!A girl with a sense of humor...
And I'll bet if we compared toes, we'd find we get along very well. :D:D
:o
Damn, you girls are perverted!
It's just sweden and finland.
Never seen the dick 'n sack scandiniavia before hehe, I'm going to have a look for other sexual clues on my euros....
Btw, anybody been doing some good coin-reading lately?
It's just sweden and finland.A girl with a sense of humor...
You're sure you're female? ;D :D
Ich denke das auch. SEHR GUT. ;D
(http://www.poster.net/bahner-bertram/bahner-bertram-passion-4800315.jpg)
jk
Never seen the dick 'n sack scandiniavia before hehe, I'm going to have a look for other sexual clues on my euros....
Btw, anybody been doing some good coin-reading lately?
Aber... mein GOTT! Quel pic! What a great thing to cometo workhome to... You must be very popular in the Netherlands. :)
Why do you think that?
I hope you don't think that it's me in the picture, i just googled it. But it's a nice picture indeed. :)
I'm not from the Netherlands, i'm belgian actually. In the northern part we speak dutch (flemish).
I think that because you posted a pic of what women love to see and think is SO HOT as opposed to what many men think is hot and post down on the sex board (need I say more? :-X).;D
This makes me think that you do okay with the girls in your country. :)Can't complain, i still have to find that special girl though. :-\
Sorry, for some reason I thought you lived in the Netherlands...Mistaking me for one of those greedy cheeseheads?
but I do remember you saying something about Belgium a long time ago.Muslims and people with missing teeth...
Bruxelles? If so, have been to your beautiful city... stayed at the Conrad on Avenue Louise (?) and is the second-most amazing place have stayed at. (Even the gym was great!) I remember the excellent shopping and the trolley cars and walking down a steep hill past the parliament building... getting lost somewhere in an amusement park where most of the people had missing teeth... then walking the gauntlet through a Muslim area... good times. ;D The Grand Place was pretty and I had a great dinner at Le Quincaillerie... with great wine. So are you French or Flemish? Did I remember the city well?
;) Three of my girlfriends are Flemish... didn't realize it until I went to Brussels, but every single Flemish person looks like them... and that's a compliment!We all look alike, don't we? :P
;D
Ah, the sex board. Home of legendary threads like
"Would you let your girlfriend use a strap on? "
"i have a serious ass fetish and need help"
"real INDIAN SCHOOL GIRL FROM DELHI in a porn video..."Can't complain, i still have to find that special girl though. :-\Mistaking me for one of those greedy cheeseheads?
You're in for a spanking, missy.
(Better start practising that line.)
Muslims and people with missing teeth...
Sounds like Brussels to me. ;)
We all look alike, don't we? :P
They have white-blonde hair, great bone structure, and big blue eyes.
But... but... then what am I supposed to do with these Mistress Delphine things.... ??? :D
The missing teeth people were eating some very strange fish-like fried food. Do you know what that was?No idea. French fries drenched in mayonaise?
They have white-blonde hair, great bone structure, and big blue eyes. You could do worse. :)I have black hair, and brown eyes.
Hm...
Don't throw them away yet. They could come in handy. ;D
No idea. French fries drenched in mayonaise? I have black hair, and brown eyes.
I'll leave it up to you to judge the structure of my bone.
;)
...good thing you didn't throw in big teeth too, ...I would have sworn you were in Utah.
I never throw anything away. I'm sure they have some double household use.For forcing your man to do the household?
French fries drenched in mayo are great... :) so, no, know what those look like definitely!!!:-X
Dark hair and brown eyes? What happened? I think I look more Flemish than you do.Hm...
And once again, there you are, master of the double entrendre.;)
Did I use it in the right way?I think so.
You must be a Gemini?Nope. Cancer.
Lol... been to Utah, have you?
For forcing your man to do the household? :-X
Epic fatmaker.
Nope. Cancer.
Lol, no I think for that a single tail or buggy whip with a really long handle is better. That way you can recline comfortably on the couch and watch "Days of Our Lives" while directing the housework. :PI could stand the beatings, humiliation and hard labour.
Yes, I know. :'(I'm quite fond of my abs. :P
That's why you have three forkfulls, then direct the plate at the biggest person at the table. This usually works for me. In fact, large people often like sitting next to me in restaurants. Also a good strategy for cheesecake, chocolate mousse, and triple decker pancakes. :)
Are you by any chance a large person? ;D
I knew eventually we'd find something. Since I'm Pisces, we definitely get along like a HOUSE ON FIRE!A house on fire, lol. First time i hear that expression.
It was looking hopeless for awhile there, but it's all good. :DI never had any doubt dear, :-*
Stewie sounds like fun... ;):D
I could stand the beatings, humiliation and hard labour.
But letting your guy miss "Days of Our Lives" is just cruel.
Lol, Faustus, sounds like you're offering! :DWe'll wrestle for who get's to have the whip. ;)
Good to hear you have abs. I know that unlike the Germans, ;) the other Europeans tend to be in pretty good shape as a whole.Well... Depends how you look at it. Number of fat people is lower than in USA. But don't expect many really good physiques either. Overall, they take better care of themselves i think.
I hear what you're saying about tempting large people... however, I think people have to make their own decisions, and the more you try to point out to someone that they're overweight, the more they wallow and eat.I don't judge anybody. But i can't stand people (e.g. my mom) who complain about being overweight, or are unhappy about. It's not like you got fat in a couple of months, so it'll take some time to get the fat off, but it's not THAT hard either.
Btw... am impressed you mentioned Nick Cave on the sad songs thread. EVERYTHING he does is sad. Love his voice.Check this out. A portuguese girl explained the term "saudade" to me. It fits to what i sometimes feel. Kind of weird that nick cave also has it.
Check this out. A portuguese girl explained the term "saudade" to me. It fits to what i sometimes feel. Kind of weird that nick cave also has it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saudade
We'll wrestle for who get's to have the whip.
:)Yeah, it's probably impossible to put it into words exactly. What do you mean by "unfair"?
I do know what "saudade" means... but I guess it's hard to put into words, although that explanation is a good one. I think some people feel depths of emotions more than others, but maybe that's unfair.
I used to travel a lot to Portugal for work (it was cheap ;D) so spent time in Lisboa, Sintra, and Caiscais and fell in love with Fado, which I believe is the musical expression of saudade? Have you been? Not so far from Belgium. Those Fado girls are amazing... they go from Fado place to place all night long, and some of those voices are just beyond beautiful, especially when you listen to them up close in those small, dark restos. Someone also told me the Portuguese enveloped themselves in this sadness/longing, as a result of so many man lost at sea... the women used to wait by the shore, pining for their beloveds.I've been to Portugal, but it's a long time ago, i was still a kid. I don't remember that much from it. I want to go back this summer. I was thinking about going to Lisboa, i also want to check out Porto (the city, not the drink), and maybe the algarve area. For some reason i've gotten along with all the portuguese people i've met. Quite strange.
I couldn't really find anything overwhelmingly sad and beautiful... but here's a decent clip...That's beautiful. Really deep and dark. Perfect for after sunset.
And thanks for reminding me of Nick Cave... I haven't listened to him in awhile. Kiss:)
You just keep adding more inventive details as you go along. ;) This might not be great for ab control but since we're on a musical train of thought I propose to throw in THIS...Lol, good one.
d you mentioned Nick Cave on the sad songs thread. EVERYTHING he does is sad. Love his voice.
:)
I do know what "CUIDATE" means...
spent time in Lisboa, Sintra,
linda..i'll be in london come august...
please please hook me up with some of what u r taking babe...lol...
linda..i'll be in london come august...
Yeah, it's probably impossible to put it into words exactly. What do you mean by "unfair"?
I've been to Portugal, but it's a long time ago, i was still a kid. I don't remember that much from it. I want to go back this summer. I was thinking about going to Lisboa, i also want to check out Porto (the city, not the drink), and maybe the algarve area. For some reason i've gotten along with all the portuguese people i've met. Quite strange.
Can't wait till its summer again.
Lol, good one.
Well, we all need a cheat meal now and then to keep that metabolism going.
It's hard to resist that "whipped" cream.
I'm going to look up the foot thing, since this thread has turned into a free for all
(and rightly so, it ought be about all alternatives).
I've ripped pediology out of a magazine someplace and it's fascinating. Your liver can be fixed by massaging the ball of your foot, but I can't remember whether the brain is the big toe or the heel.
The food isn't so great, unless if you fance boiled potatoes and fish... but, minor detail.Lol, my friend once made me a portuguese meal. Guess what, it was potatoes mixed with fish, lol. It wasn't that bad, a little salty.
You'll love it. Go check on a Fado place if you can. It's really amazing to see, and you won't find it anywhere else in the world. Good porto (the wine) too.I'll do that. :)