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Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« on: June 26, 2008, 06:42:51 AM »
I see these guys all the time.  Coming to the gym with cologne on, T-shirts that are ironed without a wrinkle, matching shoes, socks, shirts, shorts and gloves.  Especially the ones that have a "going out shirt".  My going our shirt is the shirt I left home my trailer with in the morning.

Who here spends more time than a chick getting ready for the day?

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 06:46:38 AM »
I've had women say I am..not because of how I dress but in terms of how I like to talk about feelings and emotions. I find this is a perfect way to convince them that having sex is a good idea.
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 06:48:08 AM »
Boom!
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 06:50:48 AM »
Boom!

Goat,

He said metrosexual not HOMOsexual silly....geeez....

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 06:51:25 AM »
30 SECONDS AT THE MOST...

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 06:52:02 AM »
For a long time, I thought Iwas pretty much one of them because I have an after-shave lotion, that I like wearing Armani suits and I take more than 5 minutes to decide what I'll be wearing today. But according to today's standards, most women still think I'm a neanderthal compared to other men they've dated. Go figure.

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 06:57:50 AM »
im not a metrosexual... my bro on the other hand...

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 06:59:03 AM »
im not a metrosexual... my bro on the other hand...

What, just because he wears glasses and parts his hair on the side??

He ain't no metrosexual..
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 06:59:27 AM »
Goat,

He said metrosexual not HOMOsexual silly....geeez....

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Good point.  :-[
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 07:02:33 AM »
Good point.  :-[

Don't worry G o t h b o y. Your muslim wife's hairy armputs make her so manly that the faggotry label suits you as well :D

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 07:02:54 AM »
well.. he actually dresses well ALLWAYS, shaves and uses locion, combs his hair every 30 secods, has his t shirts all sorted by colour, uses gel allways... he is kinda metrosexual

and he takes longer than my girlfriend to prepare to go out

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 07:14:11 AM »
I see these guys all the time.  Coming to the gym with cologne on, T-shirts that are ironed without a wrinkle, matching shoes, socks, shirts, shorts and gloves.  Especially the ones that have a "going out shirt".  My going our shirt is the shirt I left home my trailer with in the morning.

Who here spends more time than a chick getting ready for the day?

gayer than wearing an "outfit" to the gym  ::)
just not good enough

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2008, 07:15:56 AM »
I hate to say it but my shoes usually do match.
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2008, 07:17:21 AM »
I hate to say it but my shoes usually do match.

Damn it! Me too. And to make things worse, so do my socks.

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2008, 07:17:48 AM »
I hate to say it but my shoes usually do match.

I meant shoes that match their outfits.  Duh!

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2008, 07:18:52 AM »
There was a 150 pound kid in my gym wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm hot".  I swear.  It was just beyond silly.  I laughed out loud, literally, when he turned around from the drinking fountain and i read it.  I couldn't help myself.  He pretended not to notice.  It was just that funny.

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2008, 07:24:09 AM »
Don't worry G o t h b o y. Your muslim wife's hairy armputs make her so manly that the faggotry label suits you as well :D


 ::)



How many times do I have to say it, Debussey?  My wife is not a muslim.  She has a white American father and an Iranian-American mother and was born and raised in Connecticut.



Yeah, I know... "meltdown".  >:(
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2008, 07:45:18 AM »

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How many times do I have to say it, Debussey?  My wife is not a muslim.  She has a white American father and an Iranian-American mother and was born and raised in Connecticut.



Yeah, I know... "meltdown".  >:(


Gayer than G o t h b o y having a meltdown over his muslim wife ;D

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2008, 07:47:51 AM »
There was a 150 pound kid in my gym wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm hot".  I swear.  It was just beyond silly.  I laughed out loud, literally, when he turned around from the drinking fountain and i read it.  I couldn't help myself.  He pretended not to notice.  It was just that funny.

was he ?
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2008, 07:49:21 AM »

Gayer than G o t h b o y having a meltdown over his muslim wife ;D


Gayer than Debussey making a "gayer than" post outside of the "gayer than" thread.
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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #20 on: June 26, 2008, 07:52:51 AM »
There was a 150 pound kid in my gym wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm hot".  I swear.  It was just beyond silly.  I laughed out loud, literally, when he turned around from the drinking fountain and i read it.  I couldn't help myself.  He pretended not to notice.  It was just that funny.

My friend has a shirt that says " Drunk Chicks Dig Me"  I laugh every time he wears it out.

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Re: Who here considers themselves a metro sexual?
« Reply #21 on: June 26, 2008, 07:56:56 AM »
I didnt know goatboy was married into the king kamali family
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