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Title: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: judochoke on February 18, 2013, 08:33:33 PM
me, almost 56, 260, in pretty good shape, lifting 5 days a week. i ordered my 22 year old army son some supplements on line, and i needed to spend 25 bucks to get free shipping. so i had wanted to try another pre workout drink, so i ordered some jack3d for 25i bucks,and i got free shipping. i had heard about this stuff, but really didnt know much about it.

so i get the jack in the mail, and i got ready to go to the gym. i filled a smart water bottle with water, and opened the lid from the jack. inside was a little freaking scooper. so me being a 260 beast, i put in 3.5 little scoops of this shit with out reading the directions. i also drank a protein shot with 45 grams of protein and some nitx`oxide in it.

half way into my workout, i started to sweat like i have never sweat before. the water was just pouring off of me. the workout was pretty good, maybe a 9 out of 10 on the workout scale. i came home and took a shower and had a protein shake. about 20 minutes after the shower, i was still sweating????

after being married for almost 30 years, you have to make a appointment for sex. my appointment was today. so i took a 50mg viraga   pill on top of all this shit i had already in my body. BAD IDEA

so i now have jack3d in my system, a viraga in my system, just got back from the gym, sweating, belly full of a protein shake, and i have 10 minutes of sex!!!!!!

after the sex is when the shit hit the fan. i could not catch my breath, my heart was beating about 180 beats a minute, and i was still sweating. it was scary.

it was one of the worst nights of my life. couldnt sleep, heart beating 150 beats a minute all night long. felt like shit. almost wanted to go to the emergency room, but i was too cheap to pay the 100 dollar co pay.     jacked 3d is the devil
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: YoungBlood on February 18, 2013, 08:36:35 PM


So you willingly took 3.5 scoops without reading directions, yet you call jacked the devil?!

Dumbass.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: C-BuZz on February 18, 2013, 08:37:26 PM
Mate, your not 20yrs old anymore, your 56... Filling yourself up with this shit at your age is asking for trouble ::) Lay off ALL the drugs/supplements IMO.
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Post by: Voice of Doom on February 18, 2013, 08:46:07 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on February 18, 2013, 09:00:46 PM
Just up the dose for the full affect geezer
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Master Blaster on February 18, 2013, 09:08:36 PM
Doesn't that have 1,3 dimethylamylamine? You could get that shit bulk for a while. Used to snort t. It never worked.  >:(
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Master Blaster on February 18, 2013, 09:10:46 PM
Seriously rubbed it in the gums, snorted it, etc. Only works ingested. Kind of a cranky sort of high. As in grumpy (not "cranky").
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: io856 on February 18, 2013, 09:22:20 PM
panic
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Post by: Roger Bacon on February 18, 2013, 09:25:50 PM
me, almost 56, 260, in pretty good shape, lifting 5 days a week. i ordered my 22 year old army son some supplements on line, and i needed to spend 25 bucks to get free shipping. so i had wanted to try another pre workout drink, so i ordered some jack3d for 25i bucks,and i got free shipping. i had heard about this stuff, but really didnt know much about it.

so i get the jack in the mail, and i got ready to go to the gym. i filled a smart water bottle with water, and opened the lid from the jack. inside was a little freaking scooper. so me being a 260 beast, i put in 3.5 little scoops of this shit with out reading the directions. i also drank a protein shot with 45 grams of protein and some nitx`oxide in it.

half way into my workout, i started to sweat like i have never sweat before. the water was just pouring off of me. the workout was pretty good, maybe a 9 out of 10 on the workout scale. i came home and took a shower and had a protein shake. about 20 minutes after the shower, i was still sweating????

after being married for almost 30 years, you have to make a appointment for sex. my appointment was today. so i took a 50mg viraga   pill on top of all this shit i had already in my body. BAD IDEA

so i now have jack3d in my system, a viraga in my system, just got back from the gym, sweating, belly full of a protein shake, and i have 10 minutes of sex!!!!!!

after the sex is when the shit hit the fan. i could not catch my breath, my heart was beating about 180 beats a minute, and i was still sweating. it was scary.

it was one of the worst nights of my life. couldnt sleep, heart beating 150 beats a minute all night long. felt like shit. almost wanted to go to the emergency room, but i was too cheap to pay the 100 dollar co pay.     jacked 3d is the devil

hahah great times were had bro
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: booty on February 18, 2013, 09:29:00 PM
Only 10 mins of intercourse, wtf?
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 18, 2013, 09:35:46 PM
cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Master Blaster on February 18, 2013, 09:44:03 PM
Never smoked it though. A drug like this, highly unlikely you could smoke it.

Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: arce1988 on February 18, 2013, 09:48:30 PM
  Love your name.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on February 18, 2013, 09:50:36 PM
  Love your name.

thats a masterbation technique I use when i wanna play rough
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: quadzilla456 on February 18, 2013, 10:56:38 PM
me, almost 56, 260, in pretty good shape, lifting 5 days a week. i ordered my 22 year old army son some supplements on line, and i needed to spend 25 bucks to get free shipping. so i had wanted to try another pre workout drink, so i ordered some jack3d for 25i bucks,and i got free shipping. i had heard about this stuff, but really didnt know much about it.

so i get the jack in the mail, and i got ready to go to the gym. i filled a smart water bottle with water, and opened the lid from the jack. inside was a little freaking scooper. so me being a 260 beast, i put in 3.5 little scoops of this shit with out reading the directions. i also drank a protein shot with 45 grams of protein and some nitx`oxide in it.

half way into my workout, i started to sweat like i have never sweat before. the water was just pouring off of me. the workout was pretty good, maybe a 9 out of 10 on the workout scale. i came home and took a shower and had a protein shake. about 20 minutes after the shower, i was still sweating????

after being married for almost 30 years, you have to make a appointment for sex. my appointment was today. so i took a 50mg viraga   pill on top of all this shit i had already in my body. BAD IDEA

so i now have jack3d in my system, a viraga in my system, just got back from the gym, sweating, belly full of a protein shake, and i have 10 minutes of sex!!!!!!

after the sex is when the shit hit the fan. i could not catch my breath, my heart was beating about 180 beats a minute, and i was still sweating. it was scary.

it was one of the worst nights of my life. couldnt sleep, heart beating 150 beats a minute all night long. felt like shit. almost wanted to go to the emergency room, but i was too cheap to pay the 100 dollar co pay.     jacked 3d is the devil
Did you died??  :P
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Ropo on February 18, 2013, 11:07:33 PM
me, almost 56, 260, in pretty good shape, lifting 5 days a week. i ordered my 22 year old army son some supplements on line, and i needed to spend 25 bucks to get free shipping. so i had wanted to try another pre workout drink, so i ordered some jack3d for 25i bucks,and i got free shipping. i had heard about this stuff, but really didnt know much about it.

so i get the jack in the mail, and i got ready to go to the gym. i filled a smart water bottle with water, and opened the lid from the jack. inside was a little freaking scooper. so me being a 260 beast, i put in 3.5 little scoops of this shit with out reading the directions. i also drank a protein shot with 45 grams of protein and some nitx`oxide in it.

half way into my workout, i started to sweat like i have never sweat before. the water was just pouring off of me. the workout was pretty good, maybe a 9 out of 10 on the workout scale. i came home and took a shower and had a protein shake. about 20 minutes after the shower, i was still sweating????

after being married for almost 30 years, you have to make a appointment for sex. my appointment was today. so i took a 50mg viraga   pill on top of all this shit i had already in my body. BAD IDEA

so i now have jack3d in my system, a viraga in my system, just got back from the gym, sweating, belly full of a protein shake, and i have 10 minutes of sex!!!!!!

after the sex is when the shit hit the fan. i could not catch my breath, my heart was beating about 180 beats a minute, and i was still sweating. it was scary.

it was one of the worst nights of my life. couldnt sleep, heart beating 150 beats a minute all night long. felt like shit. almost wanted to go to the emergency room, but i was too cheap to pay the 100 dollar co pay.     jacked 3d is the devil

Great imagination, but no one in the real life is so stupid. "I have to spend 25$ to get free shipping, which would cost me 5$. Instead of one scoop, I use three times too much to overdose this shit, which will skyrocket my blood pressure, and for wanking, I still need some Viagra..." There is no way in hell to be such dumb fuck and still alive at 56, getting any kind of sex after 30 years of marriage. No way in hell.

What comes those boosters, they all have warnings for the people having high blood pressure, diabetes etc. What these boosters does, is simply. They have caffeine and sugar to boost your energy levels up, and they do it by boosting your heart beat faster. That will rise your blood pressure of the charts, and if you have high blood pressure without that shit, you probably die or get the stroke. There isn't any upper limit how high the pressure goes with these, because you are scooping this shit in your mouth and lifting weights. These boosters are for young and healthy guys, not for the old geezers.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Big Dave. on February 18, 2013, 11:14:17 PM
Well aren't you silly.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: pedro01 on February 18, 2013, 11:26:55 PM
If you only give her 10 minutes, you can stop.

She's getting the rest elsewhere anyway.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: booty on February 18, 2013, 11:56:38 PM
If you only give her 10 minutes, you can stop.

She's getting the rest elsewhere anyway.
10 mins is premature ejaculation.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: dj181 on February 19, 2013, 12:16:53 AM
Ultimate Orange>>>>>>jacked3d
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Pecsellent on February 19, 2013, 12:26:13 AM
10 mins is premature ejaculation.

But he doesn't include a shit and dip session in his intercourse estimate. That's not really sex to some people.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: booty on February 19, 2013, 01:11:30 AM
But he doesn't include a shit and dip session in his intercourse estimate. That's not really sex to some people.
I have no idea what that is but you seem to know.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Powerlift66 on February 19, 2013, 01:13:02 AM
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3145/soniamdisappointu.jpg)
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Post by: BigCyp on February 19, 2013, 01:16:47 AM
I have no idea what that is but you seem to know.

Penisscent sounds like the kind of 'guy' who sucks first and asks questions later Booty
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: booty on February 19, 2013, 01:24:12 AM
Penisscent sounds like the kind of 'guy' who sucks first and asks questions later Booty
Yes he sucks after it has been dipped in someone else's anus.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: IronMeister on February 19, 2013, 02:22:31 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/34zd3c6.jpg)
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Post by: BigCyp on February 19, 2013, 03:10:08 AM
Yes he sucks after it has been dipped in someone else's anus.

Maybe he thought it was a toffee apple (without the sprinkles)?
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: booty on February 19, 2013, 05:20:51 AM
Maybe he thought it was a toffee apple (without the sprinkles)?
That's a disturbing thought.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Darren Avey on February 19, 2013, 05:21:38 AM
You soppy girl, take no more that 2 scoops and thats once you re used to it aslittle as half a scoop first time
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Post by: Meso_z on February 19, 2013, 06:12:32 AM
Haha,what a hero.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 19, 2013, 06:58:24 AM
What's with the viagra usage. Are you guys all fucking impotent?
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Post by: Hulkotron on February 19, 2013, 07:04:41 AM
judochoke in action:

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Post by: crownshep on February 19, 2013, 07:14:55 AM
Girl died a couple of weeks ago in the UK from taking jack3d and running a marathon,now its banned.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270663/Claire-Squires-London-marathon-runner-died-heart-attack-taking-sports-supplement-Jack3D.html
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: ChristopherA on February 19, 2013, 07:25:40 AM
Jesus there are so many trolls lately on gebig, I cant tell what's a serious thread and what isn't. So you bought a pre-workout supplement and having never used it before decided to take 3x the recomended dose? You say you're in decent shape but you arent. 260lbs at 55yrs old, I'm sure your bf is high. Cripes you said you started sweating before you even got to the gym. Then you didnt think anything of adding some viagra to your drug cocktail? Yes that jack3d is certainly the devil.  ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: JediTerminator on February 19, 2013, 07:30:50 AM
Jesus there are so many trolls lately on gebig, I cant tell what's a serious thread and what isn't. So you bought a pre-workout supplement and having never used it before decided to take 3x the recomended dose? You say you're in decent shape but you arent. 260lbs at 55yrs old, I'm sure your bf is high. Cripes you said you started sweating before you even got to the gym. Then you didnt think anything of adding some viagra to your drug cocktail? Yes that jack3d is certainly the devil.  ::) ::) ::) ::)

I could tell it was trolling when he said he wanted to have sex with his wife after 30 years of marriage. HA HA HA yeah okay
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Purge_WTF on February 19, 2013, 07:55:14 AM
me, almost 56, 260, in pretty good shape, lifting 5 days a week. i ordered my 22 year old army son some supplements on line, and i needed to spend 25 bucks to get free shipping. so i had wanted to try another pre workout drink, so i ordered some jack3d for 25i bucks,and i got free shipping. i had heard about this stuff, but really didnt know much about it.

so i get the jack in the mail, and i got ready to go to the gym. i filled a smart water bottle with water, and opened the lid from the jack. inside was a little freaking scooper. so me being a 260 beast, i put in 3.5 little scoops of this shit with out reading the directions. i also drank a protein shot with 45 grams of protein and some nitx`oxide in it.

half way into my workout, i started to sweat like i have never sweat before. the water was just pouring off of me. the workout was pretty good, maybe a 9 out of 10 on the workout scale. i came home and took a shower and had a protein shake. about 20 minutes after the shower, i was still sweating????

after being married for almost 30 years, you have to make a appointment for sex. my appointment was today. so i took a 50mg viraga   pill on top of all this shit i had already in my body. BAD IDEA

so i now have jack3d in my system, a viraga in my system, just got back from the gym, sweating, belly full of a protein shake, and i have 10 minutes of sex!!!!!!

after the sex is when the shit hit the fan. i could not catch my breath, my heart was beating about 180 beats a minute, and i was still sweating. it was scary.

it was one of the worst nights of my life. couldnt sleep, heart beating 150 beats a minute all night long. felt like shit. almost wanted to go to the emergency room, but i was too cheap to pay the 100 dollar co pay.     jacked 3d is the devil

Morons like you are the reasons supplements get banned.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: njflex on February 19, 2013, 08:33:22 AM
10 mins is premature ejaculation.
LOL,,,,
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Post by: Krankenstein on February 19, 2013, 08:46:51 AM
I usually spend the first 10 mins of sex posing the mirror, getting a good tricep and bicep pump with some elastic bands, and then drop down for some pushups for the chest pump.  After that, its the best 2 1/2 mins of her life.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: njflex on February 19, 2013, 09:35:31 AM
I usually spend the first 10 mins of sex posing the mirror, getting a good tricep and bicep pump with some elastic bands, and then drop down for some pushups for the chest pump.  After that, its the best 2 1/2 mins of her life.
LOL,,,
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Post by: dr.chimps on February 19, 2013, 09:48:19 AM
Should have chased it with a six of Rolling Rock. Rookie mistake.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: polychronopolous on February 19, 2013, 09:53:34 AM
Jesus there are so many trolls lately on gebig, I cant tell what's a serious thread and what isn't. So you bought a pre-workout supplement and having never used it before decided to take 3x the recomended dose? You say you're in decent shape but you arent. 260lbs at 55yrs old, I'm sure your bf is high. Cripes you said you started sweating before you even got to the gym. Then you didnt think anything of adding some viagra to your drug cocktail? Yes that jack3d is certainly the devil.  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Vince Basille started a thread not too long ago in where he intended to pack on a significant more amount of mass at 70 years old.
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: ChristopherA on February 19, 2013, 10:43:51 AM
I could tell it was trolling when he said he wanted to have sex with his wife after 30 years of marriage. HA HA HA yeah okay
LMFAO!! That one went over my head
Title: Re: i almost croaked from jacked3d
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 19, 2013, 10:54:59 AM
(http://i48.tinypic.com/34zd3c6.jpg)

i thought that guy was supposed to be like 7 ft tall IRL.
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Post by: arce1988 on February 19, 2013, 01:00:28 PM
 ;D