Any Special Forces on Getbig?

[bigmc]

 I became liutenant-colonel of the elite Delta Force reserve division years ago, but I had to step down a couple years ago when, during a tactical unarmed combat training session, I ripped the rotator cuff muscle of a recruit while teaching him how to give an overhand armlock. I was 330 lbs and apparently too strong for the special forces. There was another reason why I was put in the reserve, though. They couldn't have dismissed me on the accusation that I lacked stamina due to my size, since I could climb cliffs with one hand despite my size, so they argued instead that my size was so overwhelming that it compromised the stealth of any unit I was a part of.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

this is the greatest post in the history of get big

[arce1988]

 

[deadpan]

i'm russian, does that count?

im still working on my backflipping ax throws.

[Tedim]

i'm russian, does that count?

im still working on my backflipping ax throws.

I'm also Russian.....but I throw the ax with my dick while doing a triple somersault.

[deadpan]

I'm also Russian.....but I throw the ax with my dick while doing a triple somersault.

oh snap you must be dedovshina

[Tedim]

oh snap you must be dedovshina

kombat shtrafnovo battaliona...slusju Amerikanskamy soyuzu

[deadpan]

kombat shtrafnovo battaliona...slusju Amerikanskamy soyuzu

za soyuz uraaaaaa

[Tedim]

za soyuz uraaaaaa

Privet salaga....kak dela

[deadpan]

Privet salaga....kak dela

ta, kok govoryat "same shit different day"

[Tedim]

ta, kok govoryat "same shit different day"

GetBig Bratva sobiraetsza, americosm kirdik.....budem krepite u ne zjalovat