Mel Kiper, Jr on mike & Mike trying to explain why vikings didn't take him.
Kiper has been the biggers Teo cheerleader from minute #1. Even when all the other teams said "he's slow, not strong".
Plus, ya toss in the lying weirdness in order to get national exposure for a heisman, you know his character is shit. He knew she was fake and staged a locker room meltdown, trashed the place. Then lied to the nation over and over about her... He just loved the spotlight too much.
So maybe it's possible he's slow, he's soft, and he just keeps insulting everyone's intelligence about how he was 'fooled' into a long relationship with a girl he'd never met...