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Broscience competition
« on: November 16, 2012, 12:52:21 AM »
We've had some epic broscience nuggets of wisdom on getbig throughout the years, and even the sarcastic lines/advices given are hilarious sometimes.

Let's see who can come up with the best one line of brotastic fitness advice. Winner will get a set of my handmade 'Full body muscle blindfold' to keep those muscles guessing.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 12:57:52 AM »
 "a narrow stance will bring out your quad sweep"

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 01:05:51 AM »
Key to getting shredded is making sure not to brush your teeth. 

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 01:05:57 AM »
I'm doing high reps and low weight.  I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 01:27:09 AM »
I'm doing high reps and low weight.  I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.

Hahaha yes good start wiggs

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 01:36:26 AM »
"'Hold and squeeze - strict form and controlling the weight is paramount to growth"
*accompanied by picture of Dorian Yates who's built his physique on nothing but surplus calories*

"Bro, working a muscle group more than once a week can lead to overtraining"

"Pre-, Postworkout shakes are essential for growth"
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 01:37:40 AM »
'' I pay my dues in the gym''

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 01:39:39 AM »
"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 01:46:59 AM »
"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"

;D dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation

"sweet potato diet"

"brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal.  this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of.  i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake ::)"

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2012, 01:52:30 AM »
;D dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation

"sweet potato diet"

"brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal.  this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of.  i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake ::)"

I wish i was on vacation, i sure wouldn't be in fucking Tuscon. i hate sitting in hotels by myself, can't sleep for shit


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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2012, 01:54:47 AM »
"anabolic window"  >:(
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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2012, 02:01:36 AM »
Steroids are good for you.  Doctors don't know nothing about joose.

The only way to burn fat is cardio on an empty stomach.

I eat the exact same meals, numbered 1 through 6, every day.  A guy online said it 'looked good.'

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2012, 02:04:38 AM »
45,45236875 minutes tops in the gym.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2012, 02:04:58 AM »
I eat by the Glycemic Index.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2012, 02:06:24 AM »
I eat 1/3 of a Big Mac.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2012, 02:06:42 AM »
Just read the latest sugar-thread and basically every post there is eligible.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2012, 02:24:26 AM »
"Squat and milk" 8)

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2012, 02:32:15 AM »
I eat by the Glycemic Index.

Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam.

"Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner)

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2012, 02:33:12 AM »

I train one arm for peak and the other for mass- Arnold

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2012, 03:51:41 AM »
Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam.

"Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner)
'keep them guessing' lol classic.

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2012, 03:55:47 AM »
Some good entrants so far, with "eating by the glycemic index" in the lead for now.

Keep them coming bros

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2012, 04:01:46 AM »
fizzy drinks starve your body muscles of oxygen....


steroids are just the finishing touch

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2012, 04:08:52 AM »
''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2012, 04:10:45 AM »
''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''


i'll never weigh under 250lbs no matter what i do...... ::)

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Re: Broscience competition
« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2012, 04:13:46 AM »
Keto diet will eat all your muscle.  So will cardio.