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I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« on: January 15, 2013, 05:10:53 PM »
If you want some good advice on marriage and relationships , ask me, and it's free.

warning - you get what you pay for ;)
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 05:12:05 PM »
How long did your longest married last.  I'm curious.
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 05:13:00 PM »
the secret to coping with lonliness is... _____________ ?
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 05:15:19 PM »
Did you fuck all your wives assholes during your honeymoons? 
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 05:16:16 PM »
why is the Justice of the Peace looking down as to not look at you kiss her?

did he bang her before  ??? ???
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2013, 05:43:14 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 05:12:05 PM
How long did your longest married last.  I'm curious.

8 yrs.
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2013, 05:44:26 PM »
Well you obviously know how to divorce. Maybe you can start a co-thread about that.
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2013, 05:48:58 PM »
Quote from: CARTEL on January 15, 2013, 05:44:26 PM
Well you obviously know how to divorce. Maybe you can start a co-thread about that.

That's the best idea since sliced bread.
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2013, 06:06:48 PM »
so where'd you fuck up?
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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2013, 06:08:56 PM »
I'm 35 and been with my wife for nearly fifteen years.  We've never broken up once.  I should be giving you advices.
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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2013, 06:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 15, 2013, 06:11:31 PM
1st 2 wives  wanted kids AFTER we were married for awile and I never wanted 'em = dealbreaker for both of us , thus divorce.
The 3rd wife wanted to live in separate locations and see eachother on weekends , vacations, etc.
Tried it, but didn't feel right , so I moved on.
My current wife is awesome and I'm the most happy  have ever been.
She has a successful career as a banker and I think she is very sexy and fun.
Life is good, I got lucky.

can you post some pics of the brunette wife

I think she was #3
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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2013, 06:17:45 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 15, 2013, 06:11:31 PM
The 3rd wife wanted to live in separate locations and see eachother on weekends , vacations, etc.
Tried it, but didn't feel right , so I moved on.

are you crazy? this sounds like the ideal marriage! ... (well except for the weekends and vacations together part)
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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2013, 06:19:24 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 15, 2013, 06:11:31 PM
1st 2 wives  wanted kids AFTER we were married for awile and I never wanted 'em = dealbreaker for both of us , thus divorce.
The 3rd wife wanted to live in separate locations and see eachother on weekends , vacations, etc.
Tried it, but didn't feel right , so I moved on.
My current wife is awesome and I'm the most happy  have ever been.
She has a successful career as a banker and I think she is very sexy and fun.
Life is good, I got lucky.

4th times a charm brotha....good for you!
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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2013, 06:21:09 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 15, 2013, 06:13:30 PM
Are you happy? If so, that s great and I am happy for you.
I don't think anyone should stay in a marriage that gets dysfunctional or makes life miserable.
Sometimes ya gotta abandon a sinking ship.
My Grandparents were married for over 70 yrs! They always seemed happy and enjoyed life.

I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2013, 06:24:30 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:21:09 PM
I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.

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« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2013, 06:24:32 PM »
Quote from: Straw Man on January 15, 2013, 06:14:02 PM
can you post some pics of the brunette wife

I think she was #3

Was that he pasty one that Division wanted to plow?
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« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2013, 06:26:36 PM »
Quote from: CARTEL on January 15, 2013, 06:24:30 PM


Hahahaha.  That was a good laugh ;D. Coming after me today, man.
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2013, 06:27:20 PM »
Why would a pretty curvy blond marry an insane person like you?  Just having fun. Good luck on your marriage.
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« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2013, 06:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:21:09 PM
I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.

Sounds great!
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Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2013, 06:32:05 PM »
Will my parents be disappointed if I marry a woman that's about 15 years older than me?
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« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2013, 06:32:13 PM »
Quote from: Howard on January 15, 2013, 06:16:05 PM
She was the third and a  great girl and really smart. Just wanted to live by herself .


I can understand that but then why bother getting married

also.....pics please
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« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2013, 06:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:21:09 PM
I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.

just curious

does she know you're sharing all this personal info with the world (well, the GB world) and why would you do it in the first place

why not just be happy with you new wife and keep it to  yoursefl

I don't really understand the need to share
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« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2013, 06:35:24 PM »
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« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2013, 06:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Straw Man on January 15, 2013, 06:35:01 PM
just curious

does she know you're sharing all this personal info with the world (well, the GB world) and why would you do it in the first place

why not just be happy with you new wife and keep it to  yoursefl

I don't really understand the need to share

Me?  You responded to what I wrote so I assume you mean me.  Not new wife.  It's all pretty general stuff.
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« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2013, 06:42:18 PM »
Quote from: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:26:36 PM
Hahahaha.  That was a good laugh ;D. Coming after me today, man.

 ;D

Actually, just adding some levity to counteract Howards "Hit-it and Quit-it" style of marriage.
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