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Title: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 09:33:17 AM
I'm off tonight and I've been asked by the Pastor to fill in Bible Study tonight. They are on Revelation, so it should be quite interesting. I will lead the group in the reading, then give my take on the material. We will then go around the room so everyone can share and ask questions. It will be coffee, cake and ice cream and some socializing at the end. I really enjoy running these Bible Studies so I can control the ebb and flow of the discussion. Looking forward to it.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 09:34:07 AM
I'm off tonight and I've been asked by the Pastor to fill in Bible Study tonight. They are on Revelation, so it should be quite interesting. I will lead the group in the reading, then give my take on the material. We will then go around the room so everyone can share and ask questions. It will be coffee, cake and ice cream and some socializing at the end. I really enjoy running these Bible Studies so I can control the ebb and flow of the discussion. Looking forward to it.
Gay!
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: OneMoreRep on February 05, 2013, 09:34:45 AM
I'm off tonight and I've been asked by the Pastor to fill in Bible Study tonight. They are on Revelation, so it should be quite interesting. I will lead the group in the reading, then give my take on the material. We will then go around the room so everyone can share and ask questions. It will be coffee, cake and ice cream and some socializing at the end. I really enjoy running these Bible Studies so I can control the ebb and flow of the discussion. Looking forward to it.

I think it is always important to control the ebb and flow of the discussion.

"1"
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 09:36:05 AM
Gay!
You are?
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 05, 2013, 09:38:34 AM
I think it is always important to control the ebb and flow of the discussion.

"1"

 :D
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Wiggs on February 05, 2013, 09:40:09 AM
Gotta respect da ebb and flow.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Dr.J on February 05, 2013, 09:43:04 AM
Gotta respect da ebb and flow.

Yes......yes you do.....
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: dan18 on February 05, 2013, 09:46:16 AM
I'm off tonight and I've been asked by the Pastor to fill in Bible Study tonight. They are on Revelation, so it should be quite interesting. I will lead the group in the reading, then give my take on the material. We will then go around the room so everyone can share and ask questions. It will be coffee, cake and ice cream and some socializing at the end. I really enjoy running these Bible Studies so I can control the ebb and flow of the discussion. Looking forward to it.
ROMANS 8-38-39 GOOD FOR YOU   
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 09:50:15 AM
ROMANS 8-38-39 GOOD FOR YOU   
I always considered ROMANS 8-38-39 a pretty good piece of propaganda, the whole nothing can separate us from GOD bit, but it lacks a certain ebb and flow and it's attempt at overt brainwashing way too obvious!
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Schmoff on February 05, 2013, 09:51:08 AM
 ::) ::)
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 10:00:15 AM
ROMANS 8-38-39 GOOD FOR YOU  
I'm always looking for ways to spread The Word. I also do a Karate For Christ presentation where we go in front of blacks and do Karate katas, board breaking with both fists and spinning kicks, strongman stunts, big bench presses, etc. What everyone needs to know is that power comes from the Lord Jesus Christ. You can lift all the weights and drink all the protein shakes but without The Lord you're nothing.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 10:15:08 AM
I'm always looking for ways to spread The Word. I also do a Karate For Christ presentation where we go in front of blacks and do Karate katas, board breaking with both fists and spinning kicks, strongman stunts, big bench presses, etc. What everyone needs to know is that power comes the Lord Jesus Christ. You can lift all the weights and drink all the protein shakes but without The Lord you're nothing.
Great gimmick by the way!
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: BigCyp on February 05, 2013, 10:26:37 AM
I'm always looking for ways to spread The Word. I also do a Karate For Christ presentation where we go in front of blacks and do Karate katas, board breaking with both fists and spinning kicks, strongman stunts, big bench presses, etc. What everyone needs to know is that power comes the Lord Jesus Christ. You can lift all the weights and drink all the protein shakes but without The Lord you're nothing.

Great stuff my brother. May the peace of God that surpasses all understanding guard your heart and mind until the day of the Lord Jesus Christ.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 10:52:45 AM
Great stuff my brother. May the peace of God that surpasses all understanding guard your heart and mind until the day of the Lord Jesus Christ.
My friend we are coming into times that will bring many to their knees to accept false gods and demons. We must stand firm until The End. I'm ready to rock. ;)
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Wiggs on February 05, 2013, 10:56:04 AM
My friend we are coming into times that will bring many to their knees to accept false gods and demons. We must stand firm until The End. I'm ready to rock. ;)

 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 11:08:56 AM
My friend we are coming into times that will bring many to their knees to accept false gods and demons. We must stand firm until The End. I'm ready to rock. ;)
Just accept we all die, no need for you to be afraid, just part of the natural order, no need to create elaborate end of world fantasies and the like, and even if armageddon was true, their is nothing you can do to stop your own demise or that of others.  Oh, and by the way, the average American citizen has been on their hands and knees for quite some time now, getting reamed good and proper!
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 11:31:02 AM
Just accept we all die, no need for you to be afraid, just part of the natural order, no need to create elaborate end of world fantasies and the like, and even if armageddon was true, their is nothing you can do to stop your own demise or that of others.  Oh, and by the way, the average American citizen has been on their hands and knees for quite some time now, getting reamed good and proper!
Poster tries to leverage himself into a dominant position by trying to appear more knowledgable than religous people. Unfortunately he lacks formal education and is not very well read. Result is the poster is obviously mimmicking other aetheist internet posters he's read and embarrassing himself in the process.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 11:38:47 AM
Poster tries to leverage himself into a dominant position by trying to appear more knowledgable than religous people. Unfortunately he lacks formal education and is not very well read. Result is the poster is obviously mimmicking other aetheist internet posters he's read and embarrassing himself in the process.
lol embarrassing myself, What is embarrassing is you remain unaware that your apocalyptic fantasies are nothing more than your own unconscious fear of death manifesting in elaborate fantasy for all to see.  You need to come to terms with death, and then an apocalypse won't be so threatening to you or your psyche.  Death is death, it doesn't matter if it comes via an apocalypse or as you peacefully sleep at night.  Do not be afraid, my son!  ;D
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 11:43:09 AM
lol embarrassing myself, What is embarrassing is you remain unaware that your apocalyptic fantasies are nothing more than your own unconscious fear of death manifesting in elaborate fantasy for all to see.  You need to come to terms with death, and then an apocalypse won't be so threatening to you or your psyche.  Death is death, it doesn't matter if it comes via an apocalypse or as you peacefully sleep at night.  Do not be afraid, my son!  ;D
Poster lost it all by starting a rebuttal with "lol". His lack of expertise in the arena of debate makes it futile to engage him any further. He is inferior and shouldn't take any lack of response moving forward personally.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 11:49:11 AM
Poster lost it all by starting a rebuttal with "lol". His lack of expertise in the arena of debate makes it futile to engage him any further. He is inferior and shouldn't take any lack of response moving forward personally.
lol, it might be a sign of the coming Armageddon! you know that end of world fantasy you have such passion for because your life is miserable and the fantasy of the world falling apart appeals to your sick sadistic impulses.  Hard to take seriously the doomsday Nuts, their gimmick is as old as time itself, and their hatred for humanity all too transparent!  Frustration and the desire to see a whole new order – that’s what’s common to all doomsday prophets. They are all disenchanted with the society they find themselves in, and are angry that it does not conform to their view of the world. Either the world changes so that it complies with their view, or it deserves destruction. 
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Mattyh7688 on February 05, 2013, 12:22:32 PM
lol at E-Kul getting owned by a gimmick
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 12:25:22 PM
lol at E-Kul getting owned by a gimmick
lol
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 05, 2013, 12:31:37 PM
lol at E-Kul getting owned by a gimmick

What else is new...  ;D

He's blinded by fear/rage.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 05, 2013, 12:55:40 PM
lol at E-Kul getting owned by a gimmick

What else is new...  ;D

He's blinded by fear/rage.
You must have me mistaken for someone else, I am pro gun control!
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on February 05, 2013, 01:31:50 PM
Ekul really nibbling on the worm of Security 1's hook in this thread.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: B_B_C on February 05, 2013, 01:39:50 PM
I hope you have invited Jon Softon to your meeting
he is very experienced in biblical sex particularly sodomy, glutteny
he is also very humble
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: dan18 on February 05, 2013, 02:21:47 PM
I always considered ROMANS 8-38-39 a pretty good piece of propaganda, the whole nothing can separate us from GOD bit, but it lacks a certain ebb and flow and it's attempt at overt brainwashing way too obvious!
what propaganda is that what you think the bible is. well to each his own im not in this thread to change peoples thought patterns.but there is way to much writting on the matter such as the bible, dead sea scrolls for christ to be false.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 04:04:42 PM
Ekul really nibbling on the worm of Security 1's hook in this thread.
After membership on over 50 chat forums and a Moderator career going back over 20 years to the Compuserve days in addition to moderating and guest moderating telephone chat lines, including TheFreeChatLine which I still guest moderate from time to time, I have seen it all. I have seen 'em come and seen 'em go. This E-Kul isn't worth the dog do on the bottom of my hunting boots.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Slik on February 05, 2013, 04:15:14 PM
I'm always looking for ways to spread The Word. I also do a Karate For Christ presentation where we go in front of blacks and do Karate katas, board breaking with both fists and spinning kicks, strongman stunts, big bench presses, etc. What everyone needs to know is that power comes from the Lord Jesus Christ. You can lift all the weights and drink all the protein shakes but without The Lord you're nothing.
was Wiggs there?
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: arce1988 on February 05, 2013, 04:18:05 PM
I also do a Karate For Christ presentation where we go in front of Blacks and do Karate katas


 ;D
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: arce1988 on February 05, 2013, 04:23:38 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: James28 on February 05, 2013, 04:23:58 PM
Great gimmick by the way!

By far my favourite at the moment!
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 06:42:23 PM
Okay guys I just got back from the Bible Study. It was a great meeting. We read from Revelation, had discussion, had cake, coffee and ice cream, then I closed it out with a prayer asking Jesus to fortify out souls to be ready for the coming Tribulation.  Now I'm going on TheFreeChatLine phone line to hang out. If anyone wants the number hit me up.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Man of Steel on February 05, 2013, 06:54:36 PM
Okay guys I just got back from the Bible Study. It was a great meeting. We read from Revelation, had discussion, had cake, coffee and ice cream, then I closed it out with a prayer asking Jesus to fortify out souls to be ready for the coming Tribulation.  Now I'm going on TheFreeChatLine phone line to hang out. If anyone wants the number hit me up.

So was it a pre or post trib crowd?














 :D
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: slate on February 05, 2013, 06:59:21 PM
lol at E-Kul getting owned by a gimmick

what are you still doing here retard?
is your mouth connected to the asshole of your Rx masters?

Arent you ashamed you cant think for yorself and just say what you thik hey want to hear. Shit matty these guys say jump and you say where

your recent Rx post about victor martinez was so sickening i almost puked in my mouth
This is you over there, commenting on a MD video with victor

"Topic:Victor Martinez Looking HUGE bitchez
These three quality citizens will be battling for man of the year soon.

Dirt bag Jeff
Busta I assault people before charity events rhymes
Victor drug dealing no respect for American immigration laws Martinez"


you do know that if polumbo started training victor tomorrow you would be saying how great he is in about 2 secs dont you?
 For some reason i really dislike you. You are a shit stain whose existence annoys me. I hope and pray you join john of god's spirits in the next months
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 07:03:51 PM
what are you still doing here retard?
is your mouth connected to the asshole of your Rx masters?

Arent you ashamed you cant think for yorself and just say what you thik hey want to hear. Shit matty these guys say jump and you say where

your recent Rx post about victor martinez was so sickening i almost puked in my mouth
This is you over there, commenting on a MD video with victor

"Topic:Victor Martinez Looking HUGE bitchez
These three quality citizens will be battling for man of the year soon.

Dirt bag Jeff
Busta I assault people before charity events rhymes
Victor drug dealing no respect for American immigration laws Martinez"


you do know that if polumbo started training victor tomorrow you would be saying how great he is in about 2 secs dont you?
 For some reason i really dislike you. You are a shit stain whose existence annoys me. I hope and pray you join john of god's spirits in the next months
Alright chief, enough. This thread is about The Bible Study I just came from running. Show some respect for the subject matter here.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: NotSure on February 05, 2013, 07:06:47 PM
what are you still doing here retard?
is your mouth connected to the asshole of your Rx masters?

Arent you ashamed you cant think for yorself and just say what you thik hey want to hear. Shit matty these guys say jump and you say where

your recent Rx post about victor martinez was so sickening i almost puked in my mouth
This is you over there, commenting on a MD video with victor

"Topic:Victor Martinez Looking HUGE bitchez
These three quality citizens will be battling for man of the year soon.

Dirt bag Jeff
Busta I assault people before charity events rhymes
Victor drug dealing no respect for American immigration laws Martinez"


you do know that if polumbo started training victor tomorrow you would be saying how great he is in about 2 secs dont you?
 For some reason i really dislike you. You are a shit stain whose existence annoys me. I hope and pray you join john of god's spirits in the next months
Not to mention his fat had decreases the flow of nutrients by blocking the blood brain barrier. He reminds me of a straight candidizzle only slightly more confused.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: slate on February 05, 2013, 07:13:12 PM
Alright chief, enough. This thread is about The Bible Study I just came from running. Show some respect for the subject matter here.

the purpose of your posts is of absolutely no relevance to me u fucking gimmick

the only gimmicks i respect are those that come in 2 secs after their father said something in a heated debate and have 12 posts only.
gimmicks fattening post counts via shit threads to get cred are like blood sucking mosquitoes

i hate mosquitoes
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 05, 2013, 07:17:19 PM
I'm off tonight and I've been asked by the Pastor to fill in Bible Study tonight. They are on Revelation, so it should be quite interesting. I will lead the group in the reading, then give my take on the material. We will then go around the room so everyone can share and ask questions. It will be coffee, cake and ice cream and some socializing at the end. I really enjoy running these Bible Studies so I can control the ebb and flow of the discussion. Looking forward to it.
Which bible there are many.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 07:19:08 PM
the purpose of your posts is of absolutely no relevance to me u fucking gimmick

the only gimmicks i respect are those that come in 2 secs after their father said something in a heated debate and have 12 posts only.
gimmicks fattening post counts via shit threads to get cred are like blood sucking mosquitoes

i hate mosquitoes
You're a small man. Small men don't do so well.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 07:20:11 PM
Which bible there are many.
King James Version. My Church doesn't recognize any others.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: slate on February 05, 2013, 07:23:56 PM
You're a small man. Small men don't do so well.

really?
you mean in the security businesss , or in the gimick businessss?

reveal urself satan, i command you
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 07:25:47 PM
really?
you mean in the security businesss , or in the gimick businessss?

reveal urself satan, i command you
This is men talking out here. You need to join the women in the kitchen.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: B_B_C on February 05, 2013, 07:36:23 PM
This is men talking out here. You need to join the women in the kitchen.

dont you love it when keypads get cross
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: cephissus on February 05, 2013, 08:31:09 PM
lol at E-Kul getting owned by a gimmick

;D

A reading from the pseudepigraphal Pentateuch translated by Baal Shem Tbombz

Genesis 1.1 (Parsha Bearfetish)

1 The Big Bulk

α In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty so He created carbs and a basic 5x5 routine ….


;D ;D
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: OTHstrong on February 05, 2013, 09:47:43 PM
This is men talking out here. You need to join the women in the kitchen.
Are you qualified to lead a Bible study? Are you ready for my test?  ;)
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: syntaxmachine on February 05, 2013, 10:40:35 PM
After membership on over 50 chat forums and a Moderator career going back over 20 years to the Compuserve days in addition to moderating and guest moderating telephone chat lines, including TheFreeChatLine which I still guest moderate from time to time, I have seen it all. I have seen 'em come and seen 'em go. This E-Kul isn't worth the dog do on the bottom of my hunting boots.

Amen, brother. Was Grandpa there to tell some quality stories? I'll be sure to attend the next session, though I hope there is a confessional for I have sinned with a member of the congregation's wife. Please forgive me and keep me in your prayers.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: True Amateur on February 06, 2013, 04:46:48 AM
Amen, brother. Was Grandpa there to tell some quality stories? I'll be sure to attend the next session, though I hope there is a confessional for I have sinned with a member of the congregation's wife. Please forgive me and keep me in your prayers.

Gayer than sounding like a semi-retarded Mexican (I was listening to one of Jeff's jtv shows) and being utterly obsessed with a bodybuilding website and its associated personalities.


Poster here is attempting to leverage himself into a position of being admired for his sense of humor, creativity. Falls flat as the poster lacks in those areas. Effect is like watching a middle school talent show where courteous applause for mediocrity is mistaken for genuine appreceation. Poster's self delusion is embarrassing for those who view it.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: dj181 on February 06, 2013, 04:49:27 AM
The security guard owns many minds on getbig.

THIS
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: The_Punisher on February 06, 2013, 04:51:13 AM
who wrote the Bible exactly?
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Radical Plato on February 06, 2013, 05:06:42 AM
who wrote the Bible exactly?
Aliens
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: syntaxmachine on February 06, 2013, 01:00:39 PM
Poster here is attempting to leverage himself into a position of being admired for his sense of humor, creativity. Falls flat as the poster lacks in those areas. Effect is like watching a middle school talent show where courteous applause for mediocrity is mistaken for genuine appreceation. Poster's self delusion is embarrassing for those who view it.

Don't be so harsh on yourself, I'm sure running a gimmick on a bodybuilding message board is hard but ultimately life-affirming work.

Also, appreciation* (if you're going to be the board's biggest pseudointellectual, TA, you'll need to ensure your spelling is correct at all times)
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: DKlent on February 06, 2013, 01:14:03 PM
People still take the Bible seriously??? In 2013??
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: Agnostic007 on February 06, 2013, 02:07:05 PM
King James Version. My Church doesn't recognize any others.

Interesting...
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: arce1988 on February 06, 2013, 02:26:12 PM
 'appreciation'
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: B_B_C on February 06, 2013, 04:45:39 PM
who wrote the Bible exactly?

King James, it seems per the security guard
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on February 06, 2013, 04:55:38 PM
King James, it seems per the security guard

Exactly, another good Scotsman who created the modern world.   And wrote the book to control the feeble minded while the British Royal family pilaged the world.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: AbrahamG on February 08, 2013, 07:18:34 PM
I'm always looking for ways to spread The Word. I also do a Karate For Christ presentation where we go in front of blacks and do Karate katas, board breaking with both fists and spinning kicks, strongman stunts, big bench presses, etc. What everyone needs to know is that power comes from the Lord Jesus Christ. You can lift all the weights and drink all the protein shakes but without The Lord you're nothing.

I hope the blacks appreciate all you do for them.
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: B_B_C on February 09, 2013, 04:16:08 AM
Exactly, another good Scotsman who created the modern world.   And wrote the book to control the feeble minded while the British Royal family pilaged the world.

indeeed and the UK is still dealing with his legacy
by the way it seems he may have been a bit of a queer
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on February 09, 2013, 03:13:40 PM
indeeed and the UK is still dealing with his legacy
by the way it seems he may have been a bit of a queer

Are you fukin kiddin me?  King James a poofter? a shirtliftin stoolshifter? an uphill gardner even?
Look at this picture of King James. I mean does the guy look even remotely queer to you?

 
Title: Re: I'll be leading Bible Study tonight
Post by: B_B_C on February 09, 2013, 04:04:16 PM
Are you fukin kiddin me?  King James a poofter? a shirtliftin stoolshifter? an uphill gardner even?
Look at this picture of King James. I mean does the guy look even remotely queer to you?


well I dare say he is seriously dead by now so his shirt lifting days are ahem behind him. The Rev jon Hardinman may be able to advise on gardening as he seems to know everything