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Drug addicts
Drunks
Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
Hot nurses
Dead people
Very similar to Getbig minus the hot nurses.
I've decided to live a more honest life (for a while anyway) and go a different direction in terms of careers. This will be a very hands on job and not boring to say the least. I'll admit I'm nervous for a couple reasons but this is for the best. Not hurting for money but I've got to make better use of my time while i'm in this town. It should be very, very interesting.
Well at least I can look forward to my meatball subs. I chose security because I got tired of working in offices with females. Wanted to be around more bros. No homo. So please welcome me back with open arms to the world of the living. Please don't make bets over/under how long Wiggs keeps his job. Lots of advancement opportunities. They know I have degrees but want to see my work ethic. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna try doing things the honest way, the way I used to.
Top Flight, Security 1
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good luck man, keep those hebrews in line
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Drug addicts
Drunks
Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
Hot nurses
Dead people
Very similar to Getbig minus the hot nurses.
I've decided to live a more honest life (for a while anyway) and go a different direction in terms of careers. This will be a very hands on job and not boring to say the least. I'll admit I'm nervous for a couple reasons but this is for the best. Not hurting for money but I've got to make better use of my time while i'm in this town. It should be very, very interesting.
Well at least I can look forward to my meatball subs. I chose security because I got tired of working in offices with females. Wanted to be around more bros. No homo. So please welcome me back with open arms to the world of the living. Please don't make bets over/under how long Wiggs keeps his job. Lots of advancement opportunities. They know I have degrees but want to see my work ethic. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna try doing things the honest way, the way I used to.
Top Flight, Security 1
Pimping yourself out for back alley schmoe squat sessions not paying the bills, huh?
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Pimping yourself out for back alley schmoe squat sessions not paying the bills, huh?
;D
No
I'm ready for a honest girlfriend. That entails getting an honest career. Therefore, here I am.
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Good luck Niggs!
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Good luck Niggs!
Good to see you Webcock! Thanks!
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I'm sure you can held fruitful discussions about religious topics with those clients, best of luck!
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I'm sure you can held fruitful discussions about religious topics with those clients, best of luck!
They may need them. :(
I'll guide them to the pearly gates........or escort them to the fiery ones. >:(
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They may need them. :(
I'll guide them to the pearly gates........or escort them to the fiery ones. >:(
What's more important, they might even LISTEN :D
I remember a guy with the same job, also in a nut house. He always did night shifts, and after a while he banged about every bored sister in that place ;D
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Good start for 2014, congrats.
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Drug test will bring a quick end to this.
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Good stuff wiggs.
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bout time..just don't walk in 1st day mug coffee in hand/tin lunchbox under arm and start ranting and raving about aliens/or some giant rock hurtling through space headed for the 'blue marble ;D..good luck wiggy..
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Congrats dude, glad to hear you're back in the workforce after a 5 years lapse.
Some advice from the King:
1- Don't go epic leans with short sleeves on the first day. Being too flamboyant showing your veiny twenties will label you and drag for months to come.
2- Establish your dominance subtily but early on. Cook collard greens & hammock the night before and tupperware that shit. Make sure to heat it up at peak lunchtime hours and observe reactions. If any comments, make a passive Negbrew face to them, they'll know their place.
3- Assuming this is county, this places you in the prestigious 16.75 - 17.37 / hr bracket. There are tax consequences. PM me for advices on how to funnel to Cayman islands.
4- Don't fraternize with the sisters. A Hebrew with a uniform screams child support worthy within a 3 counties radius. Their vaginas will respond accordingly but restrain. It's a trap.
Hope this helps.
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Congrats Wiggums! All the best my Hebrew brother!
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Drug test will bring a quick end to this.
Lol. Already been through it. I'm good.
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bout time..just don't walk in 1st day mug coffee in hand/tin lunchbox under arm and start ranting and raving about aliens/or some giant rock hurtling through space headed for the 'blue marble ;D..good luck wiggy..
Legit lol. I gotta figure out a way to work it in somehow.
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Congrats dude, glad to hear you're back in the workforce after a 5 years lapse.
Some advice from the King:
1- Don't go epic leans with short sleeves on the first day. Being too flamboyant showing your veiny twenties will label you and drag for months to come.
2- Establish your dominance subtily but early on. Cook collard greens & hammock the night before and tupperware that shit. Make sure to heat it up at peak lunchtime hours and observe reactions. If any comments, make a passive Negbrew face to them, they'll know their place.
3- Assuming this is county, this places you in the prestigious 16.75 - 17.37 / hr bracket. There are tax consequences. PM me for advices on how to funnel to Cayman islands.
4- Don't fraternize with the sisters. A Hebrew with a uniform screams child support worthy within a 3 counties radius. Their vaginas will respond accordingly but restrain. It's a trap.
Hope this helps.
LOL. Excellent advise. I'll keep it in mind. It hasn't been 5 years. Not even close. lol I don't think I'll be able to resist a fine Hebrew sista in a nurse uniform.
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Thank you gents. I'm sure I'll have plenty of stories to come.
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Drug addicts
Drunks
Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
Hot nurses
Dead people
Very similar to Getbig minus the hot nurses.
I've decided to live a more honest life (for a while anyway) and go a different direction in terms of careers. This will be a very hands on job and not boring to say the least. I'll admit I'm nervous for a couple reasons but this is for the best. Not hurting for money but I've got to make better use of my time while i'm in this town. It should be very, very interesting.
Well at least I can look forward to my meatball subs. I chose security because I got tired of working in offices with females. Wanted to be around more bros. No homo. So please welcome me back with open arms to the world of the living. Please don't make bets over/under how long Wiggs keeps his job. Lots of advancement opportunities. They know I have degrees but want to see my work ethic. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna try doing things the honest way, the way I used to.
Top Flight, Security 1
I wish you every success.
For starters don't be talking to your co-workers about all your conspiracy theories or they'll think your nuts.
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LOL. Excellent advise. I'll keep it in mind. It hasn't been 5 years. Not even close. lol I don't think I'll be able to resist a fine Hebrew sista in a nurse uniform.
;D My wife came up with 2 & 3... chatting while bbqing... she's got a sense of humor ;D
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Congratulations, I know John would be proud.
Now, do yourself and your family the same. Be well.
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I wish you every success.
For starters don't be talking to your co-workers about all your conspiracy theories or they'll think your nuts.
Yeah, unfortunately I know. But since they are security guards, I'm sure there'll be some Alex Jones and Coast to Coast AM listeners (lol). BTW, I still need to respond to your PM. I'm not being a dick and ignoring it. Anyway, thank you.
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Best of luck on this new endeavor.
Here's a fine israeli woman to look at:
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When I get better, I am going to renew my licenses. I am going to body guard and do armed security too.
Semper Fidelis
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Of all your postings warning of the apocalypse I take this thread as a clear sign of the end of days. Good luck with the new gig Wiggs
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Congratulations, I know John would be proud.
Now, do yourself and your family the same. Be well.
Ah yes. I'm sure he would be. I'd like to thank you and others here. I do read every post and view the information for what it is even if it's from people I tend not to get along with (Even Groink gave good advice). I'll admit, the divorce I went through a couple years ago hit me harder than I thought and I needed some time off from life to figure out what I want out of this life and just take a break in general because I was in a position to do so. Though I'm not making the big bucks that my education and experience can command. I'm content with proving myself and moving up from there and having goals. From there, everything else will fall into place and I can look back at this phase and laugh. I've got a good feeling and my head is in the right place now.
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Happy New Year Wiggs.
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When I get better, I am going to renew my licenses. I am going to body guard and do armed security too.
Semper Fidelis
Happy Birthday ma' man!
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A degenerate stoner / conspiracy theorist dealing with drug addicts. Should work out fine...
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Thank you Wiggs.
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A degenerate stoner / conspiracy theorist dealing with drug addicts. Should work out fine...
I don't fault you. You're doing your job. Haters hate. Don't let me stand in your way.
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Congrats!!!
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I don't fault you. You're doing your job. Haters hate. Don't let me stand in your way.
And you're doing your job. Cleaning up junkie fluids and making $10 an hour. Don't...This is just too easy. Good luck on the job brew.
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Congrats. I'm happy that you are happy but not happy for you. I did security for years and it sucks. Shit pay, shit hours, no respect and worst of all the next job you go for they will see security and go ::) next applicant please. At least if it is at a hospital the benefits and pay should be a little better. Hope you don't end up suicidal in 6 months.
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Congrats. I'm happy that you are happy but not happy for you. I did security for years and it sucks. Shit pay, shit hours, no respect and worst of all the next job you go for they will see security and go ::) next applicant please. At least if it is at a hospital the benefits and pay should be a little better. Hope you don't end up suicidal in 6 months.
lol. I wont be. I want to be in the security field. I want to be a multi account manager. That's what I'm going for. I have the required education and exp. I just gotta prove myself to them. I'm willing to relocate depending on the city also. I gotta get my feet wet first. This is it.
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lol. I wont be. I want to be in the security field. I want to be a multi account manager. That's what I'm going for. I have the required education and exp. I just gotta prove myself to them. I'm willing to relocate depending on the city also. I gotta get my feet wet first. This is it.
What will you be doing day to day and what kind of qualifications did you need to land that position? Sounds interesting.
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Wiggz,why not working as psychic or astrologer ???, don't waste your "gift" on other things.
;D
OBW, why not joining Israels army reserve :D, U a "jew" remember.
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Congrats Wiggs. Brings a tear to my eye to see Getbigs very own
Peter Jamal Pan growing up before our very eyes :D
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I worked in a hospital for a long time.
Jew tip= avoid all nurses named Tanya, they are bat shit crazy.
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;D
No
I'm ready for a honest girlfriend. That entails getting an honest career. Therefore, here I am.
There are no honest girlfriends.
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Wiggs, I wonder how this new job will contribute to your overall heme-iron consumption. Since you will be a very busy person, you may be more inclined to eat a quick meal at a local eatery or even fast food. This may increase your heme-iron consumption. If I was you, I would pack a lunch beforehand. Perhaps make the lunch the night before work and bring it in a lunchbox.
This may be a good investment in order to get your 6-8 meals in per day.
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Wiggs, it makes me happy that you got a job! Congrats. :)
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Way to go Wiggan
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Congratulations wiggs.
Dont work too hard
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Good luck Wiggs.
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congrats...good luck bro!
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Good to hear Wiggs.
Best advice is becareful with the females. My friend just lost his job doing inhouse security for a hospital because of a sexual harassment claim by a coworker. Guy was a supervisor making 30 an hour with only a high school diploma. Now he's making unemployment.
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Very interested in learning more about these meatball subs.
THE BEEF
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great news friend, working sucks but needs to be done so you can rip on unemployed ppl like the rest of us
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Good stuff. Pass on my best to Randall and the Chief.
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I'm relieved that you ain't running for president :D
Good luck and I like your attitude... hope it works out.
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Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
never boring.
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Congrats bro!
All you're missing is a white woman... :D
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great news my friend.
I just sent your employer a letter with your lunatic post history on getbig.
jk gl on your shitty job
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LOL. Excellent advise. I'll keep it in mind. It hasn't been 5 years. Not even close. lol I don't think I'll be able to resist a fine Hebrew sista in a nurse uniform.
::)
Sellout! What happen to the white women?
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Thats a good pot smoking job right there just hang by the corner out surveillance cameras view take a hit or two then carry on checking doors.
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Sellout! What happen to the white women?
I'm leaving them to their white men.
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Good luck Wiggs!
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good stuff, congrats.
dont get stoned on the job lol.
do that before work ;D
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Thats a good pot smoking job right there just hang by the corner out surveillance cameras view take a hit or two then carry on checking doors.
No. I'm not going to disrespect my employers. This will be done the right way.
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Watch those midgets they will come after with sticks on a dark night.
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Go for it Wiggs!!
Good luck man. :)
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Happy you got a job. I'm retired but I'm looking for a job too. I was doing the personal security thing for awhile but it didn't pay well and my boss treated me like a servant.
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No. I'm not going to disrespect my employers. This will be done the right way.
lol I don't think I'll be able to resist a fine Hebrew sista in a nurse uniform.
Can't wait for the stories :D
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Thank you all. And thank you for all the tough love. I needed it. A special thanks to ma' man and fellow Hebrew Parker.
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Grats Wiggs!
Now you just need to find a respectable Hebrew woman
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Thank you all. And thank you for all the tough love. I needed it. A special thanks to ma' man and fellow Hebrew Parker.
You have it within you to be the best you can be and more. I look forward to watching this come to pass.
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Wiggs, quietly learn what kind of experimenting the Hierarchy is doing on the types of individuals that you will be dealing with. Then report back to Getbig with your findings... Experimentation has been going on for decades in places like this...Not unlike the movie One Flow Over the Coo Coo's nest...
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Drug addicts
Drunks
Mentally ill
Emotionally unstable people
Hot nurses
Dead people
Very similar to Getbig minus the hot nurses.
I've decided to live a more honest life (for a while anyway) and go a different direction in terms of careers. This will be a very hands on job and not boring to say the least. I'll admit I'm nervous for a couple reasons but this is for the best. Not hurting for money but I've got to make better use of my time while i'm in this town. It should be very, very interesting.
Well at least I can look forward to my meatball subs. I chose security because I got tired of working in offices with females. Wanted to be around more bros. No homo. So please welcome me back with open arms to the world of the living. Please don't make bets over/under how long Wiggs keeps his job. Lots of advancement opportunities. They know I have degrees but want to see my work ethic. Wish me luck bros, I'm gonna try doing things the honest way, the way I used to.
Top Flight, Security 1
Wiggs, congrats and good luck
my advice,
1. Save as much as humanly possible this may mean cooking at home taking your lunch to work, getting a cheaper phone plan, cutting back on paid escorts etc etc etc
2. Your current job is preparation for you next.
3. Try going without a car, possible walking or riding a bike to work (This depends on your location).
4. Avoid white women and alien reptiles...they will bring you down faster than snorting coke off of a hookers ass and posting pics on facebook and then re-tweeting it.
5. Get back in the gym.
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Wiggs: have you become are of the term medical imprisonment? Look it up. Sketchy stuff. They could ask you to enforce some of this :o Keep us posted bro, an as always, keep your abs tight and your head on a swivel.
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A question to you all. I've had difficulties not voicing my opinion in the past in jobs. 99.9% of the time, I'm smarter than my bosses. I point out hypocritical policy enforcement, develop more efficient ways to do business and don't kiss ass or cower in the presence of the boss. As you can imagine, it doesn't go over too well and I get the "uppity negro" moniker attached to me. I understand that because I'm no longer in the Air Force and have the system to protect me, I'll have to be more covert. I guess you can call it "politics". How do you gents deal with situations like this? I can't go Getbig on them anymore. It doesn't translate well in real life. I don't like being a sneaky fucker either but it seems like this is the most efficient way to operate...In the shadows to get what I want. What you?
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A question to you all. I've had difficulties not voicing my opinion in the past in jobs. 99.9% of the time, I'm smarter than my bosses. I point out hypocritical policy enforcement, develop more efficient ways to do business and don't kiss ass or cower in the presence of the boss. As you can imagine, it doesn't go over too well and I get the "uppity negro" moniker attached to me. I understand that because I'm no longer in the Air Force and have the system to protect me, I'll have to be more covert. I guess you can call it "politics". How do you gents deal with situations like this? I can't go Getbig on them anymore. It doesn't translate well in real life. I don't like being a sneaky fucker either but it seems like this is the most efficient way to operate...In the shadows to get what I want. What you?
Honestly, bro, you have to assume a position of humility. You are the "low Hebrew on the totem pole" now, not the H.N.I.C. Your Job isn't the place to puff our your chest and what not. Just show up on time, work your hours and go home to your real life where you are the HNIC. Obviously it's ok to follow precludes I'd you're being abused or something at work but I doubt that will happen.
Long story short: always be polite and just do your job and do it well. Avoid confrontation at all costs. Make your life easier, not harder.
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lol. What movie is that from?
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Contract security: law enforcements autistic brother.
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Contract security: law enforcements autistic brother.
;D
I'd rather do this than be a cop. Fuck being a cop. I don't care how much they make.
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I'd rather do this than be a cop. Fuck being a cop. I don't care how much they make.
I'm with you bro. You're on the good side of the law now.
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i am a nazi no way. how could i be with a friend like wiggs.
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The best employment organization ever ;D.
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Good luck with the job Wigmund Freud
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Good luck with the job Wigmund Freud
Thank you Groink. Thank you for the advice.
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Thank you Groink. Thank you for the advice.
Arabs hordes on Israels borders & Wiggs is guarding Arab Bank ;D
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Contract security: law enforcements autistic brother.
;D no kidding
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you can do better than that. Freestyle Preacher?
They are driving Ferraris these days.
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A question to you all. I've had difficulties not voicing my opinion in the past in jobs. 99.9% of the time, I'm smarter than my bosses. I point out hypocritical policy enforcement, develop more efficient ways to do business and don't kiss ass or cower in the presence of the boss. As you can imagine, it doesn't go over too well and I get the "uppity negro" moniker attached to me. I understand that because I'm no longer in the Air Force and have the system to protect me, I'll have to be more covert. I guess you can call it "politics". How do you gents deal with situations like this? I can't go Getbig on them anymore. It doesn't translate well in real life. I don't like being a sneaky fucker either but it seems like this is the most efficient way to operate...In the shadows to get what I want. What you?
Do the exact opposite of what you've been doing in your other jobs. Be the quiet guy and never talk shit about anyone. Use words like "that's a good point" or "thanks I never thought of that" to your boss no matter what he says...
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Do the exact opposite of what you've been doing in your other jobs. Be the quiet guy and never talk shit about anyone. Use words like "that's a good point" or "thanks I never thought of that" to your boss no matter what he says...
It worked wonderfully for Costanza.
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you can do better than that. Freestyle Preacher?
They are driving Ferraris these days.
Filth!
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It worked wonderfully for Costanza.
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Congrats Wiggs!
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must have been fired for stealing by now
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must have been fired for stealing by now
how long he (wiggs) would survive outside his bunker ???