Ross Erstling IS IN THE HOUSE!*

[disturbia]

Oh no, is he a member of NAMBLA too? Ross Erstling is a sick fuck for sure.

hmmm

[The Abdominal Snoman]

hmmm

I've always been a fan of yours, and now I know why

[WillGrant]

hmmm

ROFLMAO 

[The Abdominal Snoman]

ROSS ERSTLING'S SUPPLEMENTS TURNED MY BEST FRIEND GAY!!!
WHO DO I SUE?

[Cleanest Natural]

brutal owning of this delusional angry bottom

[johnnynoname]

my mind is pretty much made up to start a profile at "realjock.com" so I can get the attention that I don't get from "plentyoffish.com" or "match.com"

....granted, the attention is from men ...but, it is attention nonetheless

[Mr Nobody]

 

[kiwiol]

ROFLMAO 

Ditto

[chaos]

my mind is pretty much made up to start a profile at "realjock.com" so I can get the attention that I don't get from "plentyoffish.com" or "match.com"

....granted, the attention is from men ...but, it is attention nonetheless

Brutal jealousy that Ross is the Gay of The Day around here and you have to play second fiddle.

Rumor has it Ross' father isn't just his father, but also his #1 client.

[ManBearPig...]

haha I bet he had to google to do a screenshot and still had to call the neighbor kid over to do it for him.

"hey kid, is a screenshot when the computer monitor blows its load on my face?"
"what?"
"nevermind"

[Tito24]

brutal owning of this delusional angry bottom

hi dave mirza

[Cleanest Natural]

hi dave mirza

[Tito24]

hows it going Sebastian you pussy magnet?

[tonymctones]

T-MINUS 3 days and counting until we get a video of the monster bench workout

[Ross Erstling]

330% increase in sales, yesterday was out 2nd largest day EVER in direct sales from our web site.  

Here is a breakdown for you morons who obviously know nothing about the sociological and psychological dynamics of message boards:

Out of 5,000+ views, this thread has only received several hundred RESPONSES.  MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT READING THIS THREAD AND ALL OF IT'S CONTENT, they wouldn't waste their time, unlike you LOSERS.  Therefore, all you are doing is GENERATING INTEREST that these people otherwise would not have, had you not done such an amazing job promoting ME. I have received DONZENS of emails from getBig members who will not speak up in this thread for fear of being ridiculed, but make no mistake about it, I have QUITE THE FOLLOWING here at GetBig(and everywhere else!)

Again, SALES are up big-time, and I knew they would be.  I THRIVE on this shit, I have been banned from EVERY SINGLE FORUM on the net, because once the staff realizes that all of my drama and antics are really just some crazy yet effective marketing strategy, they feel used, abused, and dumb as shit for FEEDING IN TO ME all that time. I am banned from ProfessionalMuscle, OutlawMuscle, RXMuscle, Steroid.com, AnabolicMinds.com, and even Bodybuilding.com, which still carries my products LOL!  You guys here at GetBig AINT SHIT!!  This is HOW I have stayed in business for the past 3 years, YOU GOTTA MAKE NOISE if you wanna be HEARD!  My sales increase every year, as PT Barnum once said....ya know...

You guys are a bunch of suckers!  I love it, keep bumping this shit, let's see how many sales we can get in a week!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=202517351&postcount=9

[johnnynoname]

omg!!!

http://www.realjock.com/RonaldoVanDamme

who is this jabroni?!?!?!?

[Master Blaster]

screenshot taken for lawyer

Classic Getbig momment

[Master Blaster]

330% increase in sales, yesterday was out 2nd largest day EVER in direct sales from our web site.  

Here is a breakdown for you morons who obviously know nothing about the sociological and psychological dynamics of message boards:

Out of 5,000+ views, this thread has only received several hundred RESPONSES.  MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT READING THIS THREAD AND ALL OF IT'S CONTENT, they wouldn't waste their time, unlike you LOSERS.  Therefore, all you are doing is GENERATING INTEREST that these people otherwise would not have, had you not done such an amazing job promoting ME. I have received DONZENS of emails from getBig members who will not speak up in this thread for fear of being ridiculed, but make no mistake about it, I have QUITE THE FOLLOWING here at GetBig(and everywhere else!)

Again, SALES are up big-time, and I knew they would be.  I THRIVE on this shit, I have been banned from EVERY SINGLE FORUM on the net, because once the staff realizes that all of my drama and antics are really just some crazy yet effective marketing strategy, they feel used, abused, and dumb as shit for FEEDING IN TO ME all that time. I am banned from ProfessionalMuscle, OutlawMuscle, RXMuscle, Steroid.com, AnabolicMinds.com, and even Bodybuilding.com, which still carries my products LOL!  You guys here at GetBig AINT SHIT!!  This is HOW I have stayed in business for the past 3 years, YOU GOTTA MAKE NOISE if you wanna be HEARD!  My sales increase every year, as PT Barnum once said....ya know...

You guys are a bunch of suckers!  I love it, keep bumping this shit, let's see how many sales we can get in a week!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=202517351&postcount=9

[Coach is Back!]

330% increase in sales, yesterday was out 2nd largest day EVER in direct sales from our web site.  

Here is a breakdown for you morons who obviously know nothing about the sociological and psychological dynamics of message boards:

Out of 5,000+ views, this thread has only received several hundred RESPONSES.  MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT READING THIS THREAD AND ALL OF IT'S CONTENT, they wouldn't waste their time, unlike you LOSERS.  Therefore, all you are doing is GENERATING INTEREST that these people otherwise would not have, had you not done such an amazing job promoting ME. I have received DONZENS of emails from getBig members who will not speak up in this thread for fear of being ridiculed, but make no mistake about it, I have QUITE THE FOLLOWING here at GetBig(and everywhere else!)

Again, SALES are up big-time, and I knew they would be.  I THRIVE on this shit, I have been banned from EVERY SINGLE FORUM on the net, because once the staff realizes that all of my drama and antics are really just some crazy yet effective marketing strategy, they feel used, abused, and dumb as shit for FEEDING IN TO ME all that time. I am banned from ProfessionalMuscle, OutlawMuscle, RXMuscle, Steroid.com, AnabolicMinds.com, and even Bodybuilding.com, which still carries my products LOL!  You guys here at GetBig AINT SHIT!!  This is HOW I have stayed in business for the past 3 years, YOU GOTTA MAKE NOISE if you wanna be HEARD!  My sales increase every year, as PT Barnum once said....ya know...

You guys are a bunch of suckers!  I love it, keep bumping this shit, let's see how many sales we can get in a week!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showpost.php?p=202517351&postcount=9

Dude, I'd bet anything about now you haven't sold shit. Negative posts and outings have never got any company anything except bankrupt.  

[Ross Erstling]

Dude, I'd bet anything about now you haven't sold shit. Negative posts and outings have never got any company anything except bankrupt.  

Yea, that's why Cell-tech does sooooo poorly! LOLOL

I have been in business for 3 years BECAUSE of the negative publicity I have generated.  Again, people aren't paying attention to the drama, they just see information on cool products from some great looking guy, and they GO.  Not everyone is as smart as you think LOLOL I've got this shit down to a SCIENCE! Look at this thread, and it doesn't even compare to some of the threads on Bodybuilding.com or RXMuscle! 

Cmon guys, EVERYONE hates a NARCISSISTIC asshole

[Immortal_Technique]

I'm not sure the rule of negative publicity generating positive sales applies to actively saying your customers are stupid?!?!?!

[Ross Erstling]

I'm not sure the rule of negative publicity generating positive sales applies to actively saying your customers are stupid?!?!?!

Actually, it's the SMART guys who don't pay attention to the FORUM DRAMA and can formulate their own opinions objectively, these are the dudes who are sending me EMAILS.  I've had at least 12 sales alone from very intelligent GetBig members who expressed their gratitude.

However, some members are just MORONS, and will buy any stupid supplement that sounds cool, that's what our industry depends on.  Supreme Sports Enhancements makes PRODUCTS THAT WORK, which is the only difference.

Just do the math guys, 5,000 views and only a few hundo responses, MOSTLY FROM THE SAME PEOPLE!

[SF1900]

Yea, that's why Cell-tech does sooooo poorly! LOLOL

I have been in business for 3 years BECAUSE of the negative publicity I have generated.  Again, people aren't paying attention to the drama, they just see information on cool products from some great looking guy, and they GO.  Not everyone is as smart as you think LOLOL I've got this shit down to a SCIENCE! Look at this thread, and it doesn't even compare to some of the threads on Bodybuilding.com or RXMuscle!  

Cmon guys, EVERYONE hates a NARCISSISTIC asshole

so, you like tricking people into buying your supplements? Real noble of you. You're just as bad as muscle tech. No integrity. Epic douche.

You should stand behind what you preach.

[Ross Erstling]

so, you like tricking people into buying your supplements? Real noble of you. Epic douche.

Yes, I am one compelling, manipulative, and extremely strategic salesman, and I will do just about anything for a sale.  For example, i'll let you talk shit alllllll dayyyyy longggg as long as this thread keeps gettign bumped CHA CHING CHA CHING!!  I'll take one for the TEAM baby!

[Ross Erstling]

I know EXACTLY what to say in order to get a response from you fools and keep this thread going.....

50 pages by today?

Oh and once you STOP bumping the threads, I move to plan B.