Oh man, I've never laughed so hard in my life.
Vengeance dad, LOL! I dunno, it's the combination of the fact that it should be a sweet smooth running family with no troubles like the Brady Bunch in those pics mixed with how psychotic the father would have to be to kill his wife who would cook up a meal for him even if she was asleep in the middle of the night, a son that will never touch drugs in his life and a daughter that will remain virgin until her wedding night at the age of 40, lol.
The dad, LOL, he just had it. Life was to perfect and straight. LOL, it got to him, lol!!!