Author Topic: REMINDER: GoRuck is For F*cking guys (Read 37986 times)

Tedim · « **Reply #50 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:26:34 PM »

Words of wisdom from my army days:

If you can't truck it.....fuck it.

Two things fall from the sky....bird shit and idiots.

Can't take a shit without a grunt.

Army where the men are men, and the women are too.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #51 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:27:16 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 20, 2013, 06:23:40 PM

Im not a combat vet. Im a BB whodid everything in the past fro BJJ, BB, track n field, etc - im just doing this bs now for a change of pace

Its hard ans itd not easy at all. Pushups, burpees, walking lunh=ges w weight, carrying a 50lb ruck - this shit ajint easy

Dude, relax. You are an elite getbigger. Dont let the gimmick pussies get to you. You enjoy life, and you are who you say you are. Case closed.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #52 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:28:05 PM »

Quote from: Cholo4Life on July 20, 2013, 06:25:09 PM

Not even the chicks bothered to wear those special tactical combat gloves that GI Joe here is sporting.

I think this guy finished first though:

Hey asshole - just one of the things today was that I led a 4 mile run while everyone had 30-50lbs ruck on while sandy - go try that asshole and see how it works out for you w sand everywhere in 95 degrees weather ncluding your undies, your straps shirts, socks, shoes, etc - - - -- - - after having done three hours of of PT of rucking beforehand.

FNG bitch - I own you pussy

Tedim · « **Reply #53 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:28:41 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 20, 2013, 06:23:40 PM

Im not a combat vet. Im a BB whodid everything in the past fro BJJ, BB, track n field, etc - im just doing this bs now for a change of pace

Its hard ans itd not easy at all. Pushups, burpees, walking lunh=ges w weight, carrying a 50lb ruck - this shit ajint easy

Full pack with full battle rattle plus weapon is about 80 lbs and sucks big donkey dick....that's why you throw that bitch in a HUMVEE

The True Adonis · « **Reply #54 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:29:24 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 20, 2013, 05:01:47 PM

FYI - we got thrown out of Central Park for upsetting a turtle sancturary

I would have called the police! Turtles should never be disturbed, especially the rare and endangered ones. Its not worth ruining their habitat for some exercise.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #55 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:29:45 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 20, 2013, 05:46:17 PM

Really funny considering the guy we had today was a USMC Recon Marine who developed the PT program for USMC Recon Marines and did a few tours in Iraq and Afghanistan

Good on him for figuring out how to charge OCD-racked manlets and teal shoe/booty short wearing warrior wannabes ~$100 per person to roll around with homeless peoples' poo in NYC's public playgrounds.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #56 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:30:28 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 20, 2013, 06:23:03 PM

gimmick meltdown.

You posted you died in a car wreck and call me a gimmick

headhuntersix · « **Reply #57 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:30:53 PM »

Sorry gotta defend 3 here. If these people are having fun and are paying for doing any of that.....they're retards and more power to them. I've gone to Ranger School various mountain and cold weather warfare schools with the Marines and Army plus various combat deployment train ups and other miserable training courses. That shit isn't fun and I'm sure it made them stronger. Why bag it? Crossfit is gay as shit but alot of people do it. These folks are just looking for a better way to train. Besides every time there's a post about military service all tht gets posted is how stupid we are and all that shit...while most here would piss their pants if they had to do any of this shit. If he wants to spend his weekends sandy, running through the mud, good for him. I rubbed my Ranger tab and floated down a river in Texas with a camelbac full of rum and coke.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #58 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:31:17 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on July 20, 2013, 06:29:24 PM

I would have called the police! Turtles should never be disturbed, especially the rare and endangered ones. Its not worth ruining their habitat for some exercise.

Fuck the turtles

King Shizzo · « **Reply #59 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:32:34 PM »

Quote from: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:28:41 PM

Full pack with full battle rattle plus weapon is about 80 lbs and sucks big donkey dick....that's why you throw that bitch in a HUMVEE

Lol!!! Humvee= Alex23. Hahaha. Detective Shizzo outing the gimmicks.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #60 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:33:09 PM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on July 20, 2013, 06:30:53 PM

Sorry gotta defend 3 here. If these people are having fun and are paying for doing any of that.....they're retards and more power to them. I've gone to Ranger School various mountain and cold weather warfare schools with the Marines and Army plus various combat deployment train ups and other miserable training courses. That shit isn't fun and I'm sure it made them stronger. Why bag it? Crossfit is gay as shit but alot of people do it. These folks are just looking for a better way to train. Besides every time there's a post about military service all tht gets posted is how stupid we are and all that shit...while most here would piss their pants if they had to do any of this shit. If he wants to spend his weekends sandy, running through the mud, good for him. I rubbed my Ranger tab and floated down a river in Texas with a camelbac full of rum and coke.

guess what - our group today led by a USMC Recon Marine (Cadre Chris Stokes) raised almoat $1,000 for the Green Beret Foundation benefiting wounded spec ops soldiers.

WalterWhite · « **Reply #61 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:34:22 PM »

Quote from: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:26:34 PM

Army where the men are men, and the women are too.

Learned this my first day at West Point.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #62 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:34:57 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on July 20, 2013, 06:31:17 PM

Fuck the turtles

They own us all living to 300 years old.

King Shizzo · « **Reply #63 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:35:09 PM »

Quote from: WalterWhite on July 20, 2013, 06:30:28 PM

You posted you died in a car wreck and call me a gimmick

You guys are reaching now. Come at me bros!

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #64 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:36:09 PM »

Quote from: WalterWhite on July 20, 2013, 06:34:22 PM

Learned this my first day at West Point.

GoRuck runs events at West Point too

https://www.goruck.com/events

Tedim · « **Reply #65 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:36:32 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 20, 2013, 06:32:34 PM

Lol!!! Humvee= Alex23. Hahaha. Detective Shizzo outing the gimmicks.

Who? One account there jerky.....one, say it with me O N E Account ONE.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #66 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:36:56 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 20, 2013, 06:35:09 PM

You guys are reaching now. Come at me bros!

you should sign up for an event too!

The True Adonis · « **Reply #67 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:38:07 PM »

HAHAHAHAHA Fuck is this shit?

Tedim · « **Reply #68 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:38:29 PM »

Quote from: WalterWhite on July 20, 2013, 06:34:22 PM

Learned this my first day at West Point.

I turned down West Point Prep to go to Penn State and ROTC....then went active duty enlisted

...long story.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #69 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:39:43 PM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on July 20, 2013, 06:21:59 PM

Yes, because a life long commitment to the armed forces is the same as a one day recreational challenge.

Yes, because an eight year commitment with an active duty component as little as 2 years is "life long."

King Shizzo · « **Reply #70 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:40:30 PM »

Quote from: Tedim on July 20, 2013, 06:36:32 PM

Who? One account there jerky.....one, say it with me O N E Account ONE.

Alex23 meltdown. I am the true king.

Tedim · « **Reply #71 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:40:44 PM »

U S Army = Uncle Sam ain't released me yet...

Backwards...

Y my retarded ass signed up?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #72 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:41:40 PM »

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #73 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:41:45 PM »

Quote from: Cholo4Life on July 20, 2013, 06:39:59 PM

Why?! As bat shit crazy as u are at least u have some athletic ability. This idiot is just a 35 year-old Jason Genova.

uummm - those packs have 50lbs in it

Most of these clowns w 50lbs on their back after a few miles running and then doing pt would be gasping for life

Tedim · « **Reply #74 on:** July 20, 2013, 06:42:28 PM »

Quote from: shizzo81 on July 20, 2013, 06:40:30 PM

Alex23 meltdown. I am the true king.

Only thing melting is the ice in your cheap booze and your getbig cred.

You've been relegated to second class citizen status on par with Tbombz, enjoy your irrelevance.