Funniest gimmick accounts from the last six months

[HockeyFightFan]

And what if I should get my hands on one of those notifications? Wouldn't take too much to trace it back to the liar. Do you want to play that game?

By all means......

Absolutely impossible to trace if done correctly. Community Notification Level 3 Sex Offender Alert would take 5 minutes to create...on any computer in the world.

You're a fuckwit.

[chaos]

Shitsoul denying himself in this thread.

[King Shizzo]

By all means......

Absolutely impossible to trace if done correctly. Community Notification Level 3 Sex Offender Alert would take 5 minutes to create...on any computer in the world.

You're a fuckwit.

And why would I care? I am not a sex offender. Go ahead and send those notices.  Call my bluff.  You will be the next person that gets owned into oblivion.

P.S.: Since I am a nice guy, I am giving you fair warning. If these "notifications" surface, I have all of the will, and the means to send you to hell. Still willing to play?

[HockeyFightFan]

And why would I care? I am not a sex offender. Go ahead and send those notices.  Call my bluff.  You will be the next person that gets owned into oblivion.

P.S.: Since I am a nice guy, I am giving you fair warning. If these "notifications" surface, I have all of the will, and the means to send you to hell. Still willing to play?

Yes......by all means. I don't need "fair warning" from an alcoholic fag.got.

You're a fucking bedwetting coward, you won't do shit. You haven't got $1.00 to place a call to a lawyer.

Let's start with Public Sexual Indecency to a Minor, Indecent Exposure, and Failure to Register as a Sex Offender for a nice little trifecta.

[King Shizzo]

Yes......by all means. I don't need "fair warning" from an alcoholic fag.got.

You're a fucking bedwetting coward, you won't do shit. You haven't got $1.00 to place a call to a lawyer.

Let's start with Public Sexual Indecency to a Minor, Indecent Exposure, and Failure to Register as a Sex Offender for a nice little trifecta.

Are you going to print those up yourself? Remember what false accusations can do. We have a few thousand witnesses here. Still want to proceed?

[HockeyFightFan]

Are you going to print those up yourself? Remember what false accusations can do. We have a few thousand witnesses here. Still want to proceed?

Yes....by all means. The printing and mailing would be simple, go play super-sleuth detective somewhere else fag.got.

I'm calling you out on it right now - you don't have the ability to do fuck all - you're a whiny, snivelling kunt, nothing more.

Witnesses to what jismeater? You have no comprehension at all of the law. Are you going to call 1,000 witnesses from Getbig to Florida on your behalf? 99.9% of them will agree that you are a paedo.

[King Shizzo]

Yes....by all means. The printing and mailing would be simple, go play super-sleuth detective somewhere else fag.got.

I'm calling you out on it right now - you don't have the ability to do fuck all - you're a whiny, snivelling kunt, nothing more.

Witnesses to what jismeater? You have no comprehension at all of the law. Are you going to call 1,000 witnesses from Getbig to Florida on your behalf? 99.9% of them will agree that you are a paedo.

First, I live in New York you dumb fuck. Second, how easy is it to dispell the accusations? I can prove that I am not a pedo you dumb fuck. Where does that leave you?

[chaos]

Shitsoul is the kind of guy you whoop and he gets up and asks if that's all you got.

[King Shizzo]

Shitsoul is the kind of guy you whoop and he gets up and asks if that's all you got.

Possibly. I would fight anyone who disrespects me. Win or lose.

[bigmc]

Possibly. I would fight anyone who disrespects me. Win or lose.

dutch courage

[HockeyFightFan]

First, I live in New York you dumb fuck. Second, how easy is it to dispell the accusations? I can prove that I am not a pedo you dumb fuck. Where does that leave you?

Prove it to 1,000 people? How you going to do that toddler toucher, go door to door and ask if they'll talk to you?

Perception is reality you dumb kunt. There's a 50/50 chance you end up shot.

And I know exactly where you live in Florida......exactly.

[dr.chimps]

Yes......by all means. I don't need "fair warning" from an alcoholic fag.got.

You're a fucking bedwetting coward, you won't do shit. You haven't got $1.00 to place a call to a lawyer.

Let's start with Public Sexual Indecency to a Minor, Indecent Exposure, and Failure to Register as a Sex Offender for a nice little trifecta.

I'd add mopery.    

[King Shizzo]

Prove it to 1,000 people? How you going to do that toddler toucher, go door to door and ask if they'll talk to you?

Perception is reality you dumb kunt. There's a 50/50 chance you end up shot.

And I know exactly where you live in Florida......exactly.

POST IT!!!!!!!!!!!   MODS, KEEP THIS SHIT OPEN!

[CalvinH]

dj181 is the second worse poster on here

at least shizzo is accidently funny sometimes

 

DJ does post some cool album and comic covers in the pic thread.

[HockeyFightFan]

I'd add mopery.    

With those three, you don't need to....

[HockeyFightFan]

POST IT!!!!!!!!!!!   MODS, KEEP THIS SHIT OPEN!

So you can scream to Grant Hairpiece to have me banned?

Go fuck yourself you subnormal retard.

 

[King Shizzo]

So you can scream to Grant Hairpiece to have me banned?

Go fuck yourself you subnormal retard.

 

Pussy!!!!!! It's just me and you now. We will both be fighting for freedom. PLEASE challenge me. I will make all of your hard work go for nought.

[bigmc]

So you can scream to Grant Hairpiece to have me banned?

Go fuck yourself you subnormal retard.

 

lmao at grant hairpiece

[Mr Nobody]

Sometimes we have turn off the lights.

[King Shizzo]

Sometimes we have turn off the lights.

I am dissapoint.

[HockeyFightFan]

Pussy!!!!!! It's just me and you now. We will both be fighting for freedom. PLEASE challenge me. I will make all of your hard work go for nought.

Wrong again dickdrainer.....

It's you against the entire board. Not one person on here will side with you.

You will never see it coming.

[King Shizzo]

Wrong again dickdrainer.....

It's you against the entire board. Not one person on here will side with you.

You will never see it coming.

Lol! Ok, I guess it is me vs. Getbig then. One of Getbig's members claims that I am a pedo. He sends out false info on me. I take it to the proper authorities. Getbig is shut down.

[HockeyFightFan]

Lol! Ok, I guess it is me vs. Getbig then. One of Getbig's members claims that I am a pedo. He sends out false info on me. I take it to the proper authorities. Getbig is shut down.

Doesn't work that way kiddie fiddler. Absolutely impossible to prove. Who exactly are these "proper" authorities you think you're going to go to?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Keep trying - you're grasping for straws now. 

[Mr Nobody]

I'd add mopery.    

Drew Stubbs was a decent second basemen.

[King Shizzo]

Doesn't work that way kiddie fiddler. Absolutely impossible to prove. Who exactly are these "proper" authorities you think you're going to go to?

Hahahahahahahahaha!

Keep trying - you're grasping for straws now. 

Grasping? There is either a charge/conviction or not.  Print all of the fake pedo warrants you want. It will only end up with you getting the ass end of the deal.