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So she shows up with 2 cups of instant noodles, 1 for me and 1 for herself. Pretty neat. I offer her fruit and drink and she doesnt want any. Cool. Evening begins, of course, with Mr Happy showing off my natural muscles to the adoring fattie. Then a shower followed by sexual intercourse is had, probably the tightest and least used lovehole I've entered. I did request all the lights be off so I could visualise I was pounding my meatpole deep into Christine Reyes' lovehole and not this burger queen.
Some of the best sex I've had in a while, no joke, I was so sore after couldnt really sleep, plus the fattie had taken 3/4 of the bed. I have the skill of being able to hold out and after 20 minutes after she came several times, "a cum girl is a happy girl" sage advice from someone around here, I then proceeded to spray off and it almost felt like the head of my pole was blown off like a bullet from a gun. We screwed again the following morning before she left for work and my penis is still raw and sore. Some of the best orgasms I've had in recent memory. But still very confused if I should be proud or disappointed. :-\
Now the fuk is stalking me by sending repeated texts on cellphone, wont leave me alone. What do I do? ???
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Block the texts, tell her you turned Gay and park your car in the garage done deal. 8)
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Yokozuna !!!
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WTF???
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Hahahahahaaa - I can see this turning into a thread of epic proportions. ;D
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She appears to outweigh mahg by 50lbs, yet he has bigger tits..... :-\
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Chubby and cute little Philipina.
This thread gives me many ideas about what i'll do on my vacation next week in SouthEast Asia. 8)
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Holy fucking jumping shitballs, do some benching kids you have bigger tits than my wife and she is well equiped
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Christine Reyes? You've got a good sense of imagination
Take another number and make sure your frontdoor has a spyglass
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Mahg is pretty much the best gimmick going right now. Did you wear multiple Rolexes (like a Cash Money video circa 99) while putting the wood to that seadonkey?
Please Advise
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you show her the fake rolex,,watch and fake reciept to get her in bed ???
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you show her the fake rolex,,watch and fake reciept to get her in bed ???
In all fairness, that chick is so ugly I think she would have tagged along if he would have told her he was a HIV positive sadistic homicidal Serial Rapist.
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In all fairness, that chick is so ugly I think she would have tagged along if he would have told her he was a HIV positive sadistic homicidal Serial Rapist.
LMAO ;D
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you show her the fake rolex,,watch and fake reciept to get her in bed ???
Yeah, and I showed her the fake invoice also u shrunken nut steroid abusing homosexual. ::)
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hahahah she is ugly as all hell....
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hahahah she is ugly as all hell....
at least he got some instead of his hand like you daily,,, ::)
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That's no moon.
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at least he got some instead of his hand like you daily,,, ::)
Now I apologise for what I said but I don't wear a fake Rolex. I'm a man of integrity and I'd rather wear a real Timex than a fake Rolex. >:(
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at least he got some instead of his hand like you daily,,, ::)
hahhaha yeah I forgot I dont smash on the regular... ::) ::)
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Now I apologise for what I said but I don't wear a fake Rolex. I'm a man of integrity and I'd rather wear a real Timex than a fake Rolex. >:(
still dont understand how a man,,,buy s 22k watch,,but cant bed what he wants but has to go slumming ??? serioulsy men who buy those watches have class,,,gentlemen like that women melt over your hand for,,did you just buy watch to be cool to your friends or something???
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You should be both proud and disappointed with/at yourself for busting a nut inside her, given the way she looks and the fact that she brought you a cup of 2 minute noodles as a romantic gesture.
If she doesn't stop texting, forward them to Pet Shop Boys, who's pining to receive texts from a girl at the moment.
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still dont understand how a man,,,buy s 22k watch,,but cant bed what he wants but has to go slumming ??? serioulsy men who buy those watches have class,,,gentlemen like that women melt over your hand for,,did you just buy watch to be cool to your friends or something???
Because you can buy a 22k watch doesn't mean you know how to talk to HOT girls , much less get them to smash you without paying them...this dude I grew up with has no job, lives at home with his mom and looks like a bum (seriously) but smashes hot snatch all the time cause he knows what to say and how to make them laugh.... walking up to girls with a gold watch and no game will get you fat lame hoes ...as such.
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What the fuck?
I mean seriously....what the fuck?
I'm speechless, and that's a rare occurrence. The two of you are the black hole of ugliness. I'm going to have a soft-on for a week after looking at those pictures of that abomination.
Jesus H. Christ I hope someone fists you while wearing one of your fake Rolexes for posting that shit.
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still dont understand how a man,,,buy s 22k watch,,but cant bed what he wants but has to go slumming ??? serioulsy men who buy those watches have class,,,gentlemen like that women melt over your hand for,,did you just buy watch to be cool to your friends or something???
I don't use my watch to get tail. I dress smartly but simple, primarily cuz what I'd really like is a girl who likes me for who I am not what I have. Also I'm kind of leery considering the number of whores around here that they may demand large amounts of money after sex if they saw that I was made of money. I've had some of that kind of BS where a girl asks for cash the next morning and threatens to report u for rape but always been able to get rid of them with 500 pesos and said "look I'm not a millionaire I'm just a foreign student this all I got, its this or nothing".
There's very few real "ladies" here, I could behave as a classy gentleman but essentially I'm dealing with whores, poor girls, gold diggers, fatties etc. The beautiful girls with good jobs and everything in order seem to only go with Filipinos, this is 1 of the most sanctimonious patriotic places I've ever been to, they're all so proud of the shithole they're in and from, and truly only love their own, even though their own are mostly liars, whores and thieves.
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what the fuck did i just view? I'm not even sure what to say, I'm in a fog
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I dont mind the criticism as long as its constructive. Instead of just insulting me u guys could also give me some tips/advice etc.
I bought the watches as wearing them makes me feel good/ successful/ happy, that I'm better than the masses, that I'm the King of the Mountain cuz no 1 else here or very few have it etc, nothing to do with impressing friends/women. However I have thought about using money as a lead-in the door when it comes to women but then I don't think I'll ever find something real, but maybe banging hotties just for the sake of sex isnt so bad. However it just seems like a waste of effort if the only payout is one night sex and not some type of long term friendship w/ benefits or even a r'ship.
And in that case I'd much rather whoever I was with didnt know what I have or the wheels of their small brain might start turning and they may try to get whats mine which will NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN. >:(
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Now I apologise for what I said but I don't wear a fake Rolex. I'm a man of integrity and I'd rather wear a real Timex than a fake Rolex. >:(
still dont understand how a man,,,buy s 22k watch,,but cant bed what he wants but has to go slumming ??? serioulsy men who buy those watches have class,,,gentlemen like that women melt over your hand for,,did you just buy watch to be cool to your friends or something???
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still dont understand how a man,,,buy s 22k watch,,but cant bed what he wants but has to go slumming ??? serioulsy men who buy those watches have class,,,gentlemen like that women melt over your hand for,,did you just buy watch to be cool to your friends or something???
Advise me what to do then, instead of double posting. ::)
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Advise me what to do then, instead of double posting. ::)
Here is my advice, dont listen to 'guys' named 'COCKTHEGLIDE' esp since he has been married w/children and spends 'his' free time chasing 'teh dream' and looking at male thong users ... PM Xeres, Ironeck or Sevatease for advices...
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I dont mind the criticism as long as its constructive. Instead of just insulting me u guys could also give me some tips/advice etc.
I bought the watches as wearing them makes me feel good/ successful/ happy, that I'm better than the masses, that I'm the King of the Mountain cuz no 1 else here or very few have it etc, nothing to do with impressing friends/women. However I have thought about using money as a lead-in the door when it comes to women but then I don't think I'll ever find something real, but maybe banging hotties just for the sake of sex isnt so bad. However it just seems like a waste of effort if the only payout is one night sex and not some type of long term friendship w/ benefits or even a r'ship.
And in that case I'd much rather whoever I was with didnt know what I have or the wheels of their small brain might start turning and they may try to get whats mine which will NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN. >:(
Tips and advice is pretty pointless since the damage is already done.
But I give it a shot anyways, my advice to you is...
I have fucked some chubby girls before but at least I made sure their face were pretty, that's the backdoor you always have to keep yourself open, at least
you can counter argue that she was chubby but good looking - just in case you post the pictures of the elephant baby in a forum that is read and abused by thousands of individual
hunks and alpha males.
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Here is my advice, dont listen to 'guys' named 'COCKTHEGLIDE' esp since he has been married w/children and spends 'his' free time chasing 'teh dream' and looking at male thong users ... PM Xeres, Ironeck or Sevatease for advices...
and yet where do you think they get theri avdvices from,,,GH15 god of LOVE AND HORMONES,,,for many years pupils have taking noties on how to get the women from GH15,,,you on the other hand spend your time with your hand on a daily basis each called PAM AND HANDY
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Because you can buy a 22k watch doesn't mean you know how to talk to HOT girls , much less get them to smash you without paying them...this dude I grew up with has no job, lives at home with his mom and looks like a bum (seriously) but smashes hot snatch all the time cause he knows what to say and how to make them laugh.... walking up to girls with a gold watch and no game will get you fat lame hoes ...as such.
YES WE ALL KNOW THIS FELLA,,BUT WHY HE BUY WATCH FOR TO BEGIN WITH HE NEEDS TO SPEND ON HIS BODY FIRST NOT NO WATCH,,I KNOW MANY GUYS ALSO SAME SITUATION LIVES AT HOME AT 40 BANGS HOT CHICKS ALSO,,WOW YOUR SPECIAL TO KNOW SOMETONE LIKE THAT,,, ::)
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and yet where do you think they get theri avdvices from,,,GH15 god of LOVE AND HORMONES,,,for many years pupils have taking noties on how to get the women from GH15,,,you on the other hand spend your time with your hand on a daily basis each called PAM AND HANDY
Couldn't be farther from the truth...I've fucked women you can only dream of...meanwhile your a 'pro BB' w/family and children ... Epic Failure at life chasing plastic trophies and putting 'family' thru impending short life...anyone taking advices from your or GH15 have to be brain dead ...hahaha COCKTHEGLIDE is as delusional as they come ..
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Couldn't be farther from the truth...I've fucked women you can only dream of...meanwhile your a 'pro BB' w/family and children ... Epic Failure at life chasing plastic trophies and putting 'family' thru impending short life...anyone taking advices from your or GH15 have to be brain dead ...hahaha COCKTHEGLIDE is as delusional as they come ..
hah haha,,fella you dont know what your talking about at all i fuck the finest bitches in euripe in the 90s and beyiond i just didnt settle down fucking only one girl in my life like you would have,,,i fucked hundreds all around the world being a pro bodybuilder with family is not bad one bit fella you have to sttle down somtime when you approach 50,,but heres the real kicker that i can still get the most pussy more than some young fella still after all these years,,,again hows PAM and HANDY coming along :D
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You should be both proud and disappointed with/at yourself for busting a nut inside her, given the way she looks and the fact that she brought you a cup of 2 minute noodles as a romantic gesture.
If she doesn't stop texting, forward them to Pet Shop Boys, who's pining to receive texts from a girl at the moment.
Yea X2 and I hope a microphone was not exchanged in the deal as well.
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hah haha,,fella you dont know what your talking about at all i fuck the finest bitches in euripe in the 90s and beyiond i just didnt settle down fucking only one girl in my life like you would have,,,i fucked hundreds all around the world being a pro bodybuilder with family is not bad one bit fella you have to sttle down somtime when you approach 50,,but heres the real kicker that i can still get the most pussy more than some young fella still after all these years,,,again hows PAM and HANDY coming along :D
Im glad that you respect your wife and marriage enough to still go around fucking random pussy, wow that must be so fulfilling and gratifying...hahahaha PRo BB is a joke, how many 'guys' did you need 'sponsorship' for to get enuf $$$ for all your gear ? ? Your the one on stage in a thong, not me 'champ' ..... dead by 49
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I do get hot or at least decent looking chicks as well every now and again. I dated this chick last July-October and then she went to the US to become a nurse and we had to call it quits. 1 of the few chicks I've met who never asked for money, which led to me taking her seriously and actually pursue a relationship. Here we were ziplining with 2 of her jerkoff colleagues. Ahh good times. :'(
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You should have splurged for the $11.00 Phillipino prostitute,as opposed to stooping this low with the more common $10.00 variety slut !!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Fucking unibrow loser of the highest degree!
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You should have splurged for the $11.00 Phillipino prostitute,as opposed to stooping this low with the more common $10.00 variety slut !!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Fucking unibrow loser of the highest degree!
She must have been a 3-hole vice 2-hole LBFM for that kinda cash..... ;D
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For sure!! ;D
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Get your teeth fixed, intead of spending money on Rolexes, get the unibrow waxed. Nicer clothes, and get the fuck outta the Phillipines, or hang around when Pac comes around---prolly some fine women around him...
All women like a good looking man, and stop being so desperate...add some confidence to your step.
Like you had when arguing your portfolio...
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Mahg what are you doing in the Philipines?
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what the fuck did i just view? I'm not even sure what to say, I'm in a fog
x2
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I mean call me intolerant but I don't consider a chick that looks like a VC a class girl.
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You should have splurged for the $11.00 Phillipino prostitute,as opposed to stooping this low with the more common $10.00 variety slut !!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Fucking unibrow loser of the highest degree!
Its this old piece of garbage Wescott again, so angry and jealous that he can never win an argument against someone who's 25 years old and who speaks English as a second language. He tries all the time, yet loses everytime. Do u want me to find more pictures of you on stage at gay strip clubs in your manthongs you shrunken nut steroid abusing homosexual? Even your laugh is retarded, you pause between each HA. I think you're just too old Wescott, you "I forgot good pussy" Alzheimer having stupid sack of steroid-muscled up shit.
Its just too easy for me cuz there's so many things I can talk about. Your advanced decrepid age, your baldness, your Alzheimers, your steroid abuse, your shrunken nuts, your manthongs, your small penis as could be evidenced from the vagina-esque bulge in your homosexual manthongs as you stood on stage at a gay strip club you no sock in underwear idiot. :D ;D
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, an old queen....
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Its this old piece of garbage Wescott again, so angry and jealous that he can never win an argument against someone who's 25 years old and who speaks English as a second language. He tries all the time, yet loses everytime. Do u want me to find more pictures of you on stage at gay strip clubs in your manthongs you shrunken nut steroid abusing homosexual? Even your laugh is retarded, you pause between each HA. I think you're just too old Wescott, you "I forgot good pussy" Alzheimer having stupid sack of steroid-muscled up shit.
Its just too easy for me cuz there's so many things I can talk about. Your advanced decrepid age, your baldness, your Alzheimers, your steroid abuse, your shrunken nuts, your manthongs, your small penis as could be evidenced from the vagina-esque bulge in your homosexual manthongs as you stood on stage at a gay strip club you no sock in underwear idiot. :D ;D
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, an old queen....
meltdown - I left the spelling mistakes for future amusement
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For sure!! ;D
Lol the poor fuk doesnt even have hair on his head, I've got more hair on my eyebrows than u do on ur head.
Hair = masculine you chick. Jealous old queen.
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haha, I thought the second photo was the girl, and after the initial shock the actual girl wasn't THAT horrible.
as long as no one finds out ;D
looks like the type of girl you could abuse a little and she would still prefer that rather then being alone.
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haha, I thought the second photo was the girl, and after the initial shock the actual girl wasn't THAT horrible.
as long as no one finds out ;D
looks like the type of girl you could abuse a little and she would still prefer that rather then being alone.
Its the type of girl you put it in her ass and tell her its supposed to hurt a little :D
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Its the type of girl you put it in her ass and tell her its supposed to hurt a little :D
Looks like the type of girl thats ok with accidentally getting choked out and not reporting you for a rape ;D.
she even brought him food.
You should do nasty nasty thing with her Mahg.
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For sure!! ;D
I wonder what makes a man a success. Nice possessions maybe, a guy living the American dream, or a guy with wife n kids happy family, or maybe a guy who bangs a ton of hot chicks.
However I know that the picture of success is certainly not some steroid abusing repressed old queen standing on a stage in a thong. :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Looks like the type of girl thats ok with accidentally getting choked out and not reporting you for a rape ;D.
she even brought him food.
You should do nasty nasty thing with her Mahg.
Its that type of girl you tell that girls cume last :D
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lmfao!!!!! That was some funny shit!
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For sure!! ;D
Cover your balls you sick freak.
Look at this lunatic - standing on a stage with his nuts hanging out and yet he feels he has the right to tell others how to live their lives. ;D
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Its that type of girl you tell that girls cume last :D
Looks like the type of girl thats too insecure to let you know that she doesnt like being tied up and pissed on
...what
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I don't use my watch to get tail. I dress smartly but simple, primarily cuz what I'd really like is a girl who likes me for who I am not what I have. Also I'm kind of leery considering the number of whores around here that they may demand large amounts of money after sex if they saw that I was made of money. I've had some of that kind of BS where a girl asks for cash the next morning and threatens to report u for rape but always been able to get rid of them with 500 pesos and said "look I'm not a millionaire I'm just a foreign student this all I got, its this or nothing".
There's very few real "ladies" here, I could behave as a classy gentleman but essentially I'm dealing with whores, poor girls, gold diggers, fatties etc. The beautiful girls with good jobs and everything in order seem to only go with Filipinos, this is 1 of the most sanctimonious patriotic places I've ever been to, they're all so proud of the shithole they're in and from, and truly only love their own, even though their own are mostly liars, whores and thieves.
A very positive note Mahg... The name is even fitting for you hahahah. Mahg... I think of a unibrow Sesame Street character when i hear you name. You look like a muppet :D
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A very positive note Mahg... The name is even fitting for you hahahah. Mahg... I think of a unibrow Sesame Street character when i hear you name. You look like a muppet :D
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I wonder what makes a man a success. Nice possessions maybe, a guy living the American dream, or a guy with wife n kids happy family, or maybe a guy who bangs a ton of hot chicks.
However I know that the picture of success is certainly not some steroid abusing repressed old queen standing on a stage in a thong. :D :D :D :D :D :D
'success' not a matter of materialism, or getting laid, or anything else.
'success' is true happiness- and true happiness comes from being happy with who you are, and what you have. thats it.
everyone tries their whole lives to be 'happy', filling their void with all those things you mentioned and never get there.
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HOLY FUCK !
LMAO!
ahahahahahahaha im dying over here
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Hahahah damn beat me to it
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A very positive note Mahg... The name is even fitting for you hahahah. Mahg... I think of a unibrow Sesame Street character when i hear you name. You look like a muppet :D
I dont see any face photos?
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I dont see any face photos?
He has posted some in the past and literally looks like the muppet above.
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I wonder what makes a man a success. Nice possessions maybe, a guy living the American dream, or a guy with wife n kids happy family, or maybe a guy who bangs a ton of hot chicks.
However I know that the picture of success is certainly not some steroid abusing repressed old queen standing on a stage in a thong. :D :D :D :D :D :D
Someone who has bitch tits that make their pre-pubescent chest look like the letter "W", and runs to GetBig bragging about banging some horrifically ugly troll, really shouldn't be pontificating about success.
On the other hand....you can take pride in knowing you're the guy on GetBig that has fucked the ugliest "woman".
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So she shows up with 2 cups of instant noodles, 1 for me and 1 for herself. Pretty neat. I offer her fruit and drink and she doesnt want any. Cool. Evening begins, of course, with Mr Happy showing off my natural muscles to the adoring fattie. Then a shower followed by sexual intercourse is had, probably the tightest and least used lovehole I've entered. I did request all the lights be off so I could visualise I was pounding my meatpole deep into Christine Reyes' lovehole and not this burger queen. Some of the best sex I've had in a while, no joke, I was so sore after couldnt really sleep, plus the fattie had taken 3/4 of the bed. I have the skill of being able to hold out and after 20 minutes after she came several times, "a cum girl is a happy girl" sage advice from someone around here, I then proceeded to spray off and it almost felt like the head of my pole was blown off like a bullet from a gun. We screwed again the following morning before she left for work and my penis is still raw and sore. Some of the best orgasms I've had in recent memory. But still very confused if I should be proud or disappointed. :-\
Now the fuk is stalking me by sending repeated texts on cellphone, wont leave me alone. What do I do? ???
She seems to have a nice rack in Pic 2..?
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He has posted some in the past and literally looks like the muppet above.
I have full sized testicles unlike u, u fucking bug. >:(
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Someone who has bitch tits that make their pre-pubescent chest look like the letter "W", and runs to GetBig bragging about banging some horrifically ugly troll, really shouldn't be pontificating about success.
On the other hand....you can take pride in knowing you're the guy on GetBig that has fucked the ugliest "woman".
Those are pecs u stupidass. ::)
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Evening begins, of course, with Mr Happy showing off my natural muscles to the adoring fattie.
We screwed again the following morning before she left for work and my penis is still raw and sore.
It's bad enough you fucked an ugly tranny, but to wake up and double dip it, indicates some form of mild retardation.
Try to twist it all you want trannyfucker....but the GetBig outcome is inevitable.
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(http://www.humorhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bert-pamela.jpg)
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1st pic is an obvious shop job.....here he is with his "date" that he paid $5 for....
(http://www.shellen.com/gallery/bertwithgoat.jpg)
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It's bad enough you fucked an ugly tranny, but to wake up and double dip it, indicates some form of mild retardation.
Try to twist it all you want trannyfucker....but the GetBig outcome is inevitable.
Skin is skin and pussy is pussy you dipshit. It's just packaged differently. When the lights are out all that matters is the quality of the pussy itself and I'd rate that vagina a 9/10 for tightness and cock grip effect. Plus theres more skin to hold on to to maintain balance and composure. Sex proper, probably better than 90% of the models out there.
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(http://www.humorhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bert-pamela.jpg)
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hey bro.....
what are you bitching about???
you got some action......and by your own admission some of the best orgasms in a while......she got off
you got off......everyone is happy......why are you bagging on her looks and her body???
are you the epitome of a greek god???? are you the cat's meow????
damn dude......you got some great action......be grateful and quit with your pissing and moaning......if she is texting you......it just means she wants you to take her again......so do it!!!!!
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That's what you consider fat and ugly? She looks ok to me. I was expecting a 300 pounder with a busted face...
Nothing to be ashamed of there. Looks like a lot of the little Filipina nurses I run into when I do a trouble call at one of the many board and care homes around here. And she was tight as fuck, right?
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Skin is skin and pussy is pussy you dipshit. It's just packaged differently. When the lights are out all that matters is the quality of the pussy itself and I'd rate that vagina a 9/10 for tightness and cock grip effect. Plus theres more skin to hold on to to maintain balance and composure. Sex proper, probably better than 90% of the models out there.
You're so full of shit......
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=138246.msg1965046#msg1965046
You start off posting on GetBig as a 5'-5", 135 lb virgin that fingers his own anus. Now we're supposed to believe you're a Rolex wearing, third-world financier, pussy-wrecking machine?
Fuck off you slingblade waste of time.
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You're so full of shit......
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=138246.msg1965046#msg1965046
You start off posting on GetBig as a 5'-5", 135 lb virgin that fingers his own anus. Now we're supposed to believe you're a Rolex wearing, third-world financier, pussy-wrecking machine?
Fuck off you slingblade waste of time.
It's called evolution u stupid son of a bitch. WHat exactly do u not believe? The invoices and authentication receipts of my watches? The financial statements and withdrawal slips and fixed deposit accounts? Hard evidence - pictures of the pussies that I'm wrecking.
You jealous fuk. JUst pretend none of it is true despite the hard evidence in your face u fuking retarded shitpiss.
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It's called evolution u stupid son of a bitch. WHat exactly do u not believe? The invoices and authentication receipts of my watches? The financial statements and withdrawal slips and fixed deposit accounts? Hard evidence - pictures of the pussies that I'm wrecking.
You jealous fuk. JUst pretend none of it is true despite the hard evidence in your face u fuking retarded shitpiss.
Meltdown of the "Asian sensation"
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Why are you giving Mrs. LaRusso a piggy back ride?
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Best thread on here in a long time.
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Posting pictures of your mother and some flip chick, are you that fucking retarded bro?
but LMAO at shitpiss
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Why are you giving Mrs. LaRusso a piggy back ride?
Because Danielson would just collapse under Mommy's weight...
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Haha, mang was fingering his own asshole in 2007...Now he's a milionaire trader... ;D
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haha good for you mahg.
keep her around so you always have a cumdumpster handy, just always make sure she showers first.
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dude why feel bad????? u had a great time, she had a great time, who the hell cares if shes heavier. in general i think the bigger girls are way better at sex...i cant stand the beanpoll girls that regular america puts on a pedastal.......good for you and her...id say keep hitin it if you want to and if you dont you dont have to.............beautiful situation!!!!
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Mahg reeks of a Alex 23 gimmick
And I like Alex btw
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It's called evolution u stupid son of a bitch. WHat exactly do u not believe? The invoices and authentication receipts of my watches? The financial statements and withdrawal slips and fixed deposit accounts? Hard evidence - pictures of the pussies that I'm wrecking.
You jealous fuk. JUst pretend none of it is true despite the hard evidence in your face u fuking retarded shitpiss.
What do I not believe? All of your bullshit....momma's boy.
So where's the evolution you third-world, dick sucking, self-fisting, Pillsbury dough-boy trollfucker? You're a 5'-5" tall, 140 lb fagtwink child that tries to create a make believe world on GetBig. You're too pathetic to even make a good gimmick.
Now fuck off on back to your mommy, before I decide to steal your soul, resurrect it and kill it again.
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Don't stress man sounds like you had a whale of a time.
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Now fuck off on back to your mommy, before I decide to steal your soul, resurrect it and kill it again
sounds pretty hardcore ::)
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=365869.0;attach=401810;image)
These womans is the more scary than the black peoples
To make defeat, I am to make suggestion to use Rear naked strangulations
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???
He wouldn't mind as long the lights are out
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This is a joke isn't it?
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1st pic is an obvious shop job.....here he is with his "date" that he paid $5 for....
(http://www.shellen.com/gallery/bertwithgoat.jpg)
An improvement over any he's posted on here so far....
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???
Hahah ;D
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Did this asian dude (mahg) just sleep with Snooki?
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This is a joke isn't it?
Fraid not :-\
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So she shows up with 2 cups of instant noodles, 1 for me and 1 for herself. Pretty neat. I offer her fruit and drink and she doesnt want any. Cool. Evening begins, of course, with Mr Happy showing off my natural muscles to the adoring fattie. Then a shower followed by sexual intercourse is had, probably the tightest and least used lovehole I've entered. I did request all the lights be off so I could visualise I was pounding my meatpole deep into Christine Reyes' lovehole and not this burger queen. Some of the best sex I've had in a while, no joke, I was so sore after couldnt really sleep, plus the fattie had taken 3/4 of the bed. I have the skill of being able to hold out and after 20 minutes after she came several times, "a cum girl is a happy girl" sage advice from someone around here, I then proceeded to spray off and it almost felt like the head of my pole was blown off like a bullet from a gun. We screwed again the following morning before she left for work and my penis is still raw and sore. Some of the best orgasms I've had in recent memory. But still very confused if I should be proud or disappointed. :-\
Now the fuk is stalking me by sending repeated texts on cellphone, wont leave me alone. What do I do? ???
Jesus Christ, what a mess, look like screen grabs from an adults only version of the biggest looser.
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Congratulations bro. Sounds like you had a very romantic evening.
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These man the mahg has true jiu jistsu spirit to make sex moves with these woman beast.
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Mahg always does the best threads.
BTW..... PTPS
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Good work on getting those pics. I've tried to take pics like that a few times of a woman ion my bed but every time I try it they either get pissed off or they cover themselves with the blanket. I need to do it by surprise or when they are asleep I guess.
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Good work on getting those pics. I've tried to take pics like that a few times of a woman ion my bed but every time I try it they either get pissed off or they cover themselves with the blanket. I need to do it by surprise or when they are asleep I guess.
This shameless ugg wasn't even covering her moonface
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maybe it's just me, but she doesn't look all that bad. You should hit it again
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Now this thread has potential! Nice work op.
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mahg is a motherfucking legend.
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What do I not believe? All of your bullshit....momma's boy.
So where's the evolution you third-world, dick sucking, self-fisting, Pillsbury dough-boy trollfucker? You're a 5'-5" tall, 140 lb fagtwink child that tries to create a make believe world on GetBig. You're too pathetic to even make a good gimmick.
Now fuck off on back to your mommy, before I decide to steal your soul, resurrect it and kill it again.
Oh stfu dogshit. ::)
Only a retard as yourself can look hard evidence in the face and just pretend it doesn't exist. If u had some balls post some information about your pathetic excuse of a life so I can tell you what a piece of garbage you are "Les Gross Man" u gross cumdumpster.
Now fuck off on back to your boyfriend, you worthless piece of mooseshit.
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What do I not believe? All of your bullshit....momma's boy.
So where's the evolution you third-world, dick sucking, self-fisting, Pillsbury dough-boy trollfucker? You're a 5'-5" tall, 140 lb fagtwink child that tries to create a make believe world on GetBig. You're too pathetic to even make a good gimmick.
Now fuck off on back to your mommy, before I decide to steal your soul, resurrect it and kill it again.
You october 2009 joining worthless skunk, stfu, you need to be a member of at least 2 years before you're allowed to post in my threads you silly bitch.
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With all due respect(of course)....I am surprised(based on looks/seemingly clueless approach)that you even pulled
the chick to begin with....go for the encore and count your lucky stars.
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maybe it's just me, but she doesn't look all that bad. You should hit it again
That's what I said...she looks ok to me as well. And he said she was tight as a guy... :)
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Good work on getting those pics. I've tried to take pics like that a few times of my mom on my bed but every time I try it she either get pissed off or she covers herself with the blanket. I need to do it by surprise or when shes asleep I guess.
your mom is a party pooper
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"So she shows up with 2 cups of instant noodles, 1 for me and 1 for herself. Pretty neat."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;D
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"So she shows up with 2 cups of instant noodles, 1 for me and 1 for herself. Pretty neat."
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;D
Do you find it homoerotic standing on stage in your thong with part of your scrotum exposed while men look at you? :-*
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"Stalkers"
Eventually everyone enjoys the experience....
and never finds a solution.
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Do you find it homoerotic standing on stage in your thong with part of your scrotum exposed while men look at you? :-*
Desperate meltdown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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Desperate meltdown !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Isnt a meltdown when someone is losing it and going crazy? I don't think calling a homosexual scrotum exposing steroid abusing shrunken nut oiled up bald ugly gay stripper wannabe Alzheimers having old queen a homosexual scrotum exposing steroid abusing shrunken nut oiled up bald ugly gay stripper wannabe Alzheimers having old queen as constituting a meltdown. :D
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::)
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5 fucking pages for this thread, WHY?!?!
Can someone give me a utshell what has happent? Yeah I get it, a thai looking four feet tall guy fucks a four feet tall little woman hippo, is that it?
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WHy do you feel the need to meltdown and defend yourself?
You said it yourself the sex was great and the fucker even brought you food.
be happy.
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Words of wisdom from an elder statesmen. :)
First of all CONGRATS. Good pussy is good pussy. Sometimes it does not always come attached to a pretty woman. Guys pop a lot of gabage like they're all fucking super models. Whatever. ::)
Sounds like she's got the ill na na despite the face and body. Your friends (internet or real life) may goof on you because of her looks but guess what. They will be the ones fucking her after you cut her off because she's no beauty!
So enjoy. Here are the benefits of pounding a "4" or "5"…
*You won't fall in love with her...
*She will put amazing effort into the sex...
*You will probably be able to do any deviant act you've ever fantasized about to her and SHE WILL LOVE IT and ask for more.
Here is the danger—
She probably will stalk you and she would be as happy as a pig in slop if you got her pregnant. That means you two are bonded to you for life. ;D
So let off on her tits and face if you're going to hit it raw. She won't mind.
Peace and love.
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Words of wisdom from an elder statesmen. :)
First of all CONGRATS. Good pussy is good pussy. Sometimes it does not always come attached to a pretty woman. Guys pop a lot of gabage like they're all fucking super models. Whatever. ::)
Sounds like she's got the ill na na despite the face and body. Your friends (internet or real life) may goof on you because of her looks but guess what. They will be the ones fucking her after you cut her off because she's no beauty!
So enjoy. Here are the benefits of pounding a "4" or "5"…
*You won't fall in love with her...
*She will put amazing effort into the sex...
*You will probably be able to do any deviant act you've ever fantasized about to her and SHE WILL LOVE IT and ask for more.
Here is the danger—
She probably will stalk you and she would be as happy as a pig in slop if you got her pregnant. That means you two are bonded to you for life. ;D
So let off on her tits and face if you're going to hit it raw. She won't mind.
Peace and love.
I rather be without any orgasm than fuck an ugly woman.... it's not about getting pussy.... and ugly women don't have pussys, they have cowCunts
people should jack off more often...
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Words of wisdom from an elder statesmen. :)
First of all CONGRATS. Good pussy is good pussy. Sometimes it does not always come attached to a pretty woman. Guys pop a lot of gabage like they're all fucking super models. Whatever. ::)
Sounds like she's got the ill na na despite the face and body. Your friends (internet or real life) may goof on you because of her looks but guess what. They will be the ones fucking her after you cut her off because she's no beauty!
So enjoy. Here are the benefits of pounding a "4" or "5"…
*You won't fall in love with her...
*She will put amazing effort into the sex...
*You will probably be able to do any deviant act you've ever fantasized about to her and SHE WILL LOVE IT and ask for more.
Here is the danger—
She probably will stalk you and she would be as happy as a pig in slop if you got her pregnant. That means you two are bonded to you for life. ;D
So let off on her tits and face if you're going to hit it raw. She won't mind.
Peace and love.
Good advices Rome...
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Oh stfu dogshit. ::)
Only a retard as yourself can look hard evidence in the face and just pretend it doesn't exist. If u had some balls post some information about your pathetic excuse of a life so I can tell you what a piece of garbage you are "Les Gross Man" u gross cumdumpster.
Now fuck off on back to your boyfriend, you worthless piece of mooseshit.
Make yourself useful you prissy little queer....go tell your mother I want to grudge fuck her in the face.
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You october 2009 joining worthless skunk, stfu, you need to be a member of at least 2 years before you're allowed to post in my threads you silly bitch.
Wow....a Philipino Perez Hilton. I'll bet you lisp.
Now go be a good little emo queer and tell your mom I wanna pressure wash her face with man yogurt.
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Good work on getting those pics. I've tried to take pics like that a few times of a woman ion my bed but every time I try it they either get pissed off or they cover themselves with the blanket. I need to do it by surprise or when they are asleep I guess.
Here is your answer. They usually sleep nude after sex so just make sure sound is turned off on phone, activate flash and dive in under the covers.
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Wow....a Philipino Perez Hilton. I'll bet you lisp.
Now go be a good little emo queer and tell your mom I wanna pressure wash her face with man yogurt.
Oh you poor hermaphrodite. While you're busy fantasising, I'm forcing your mom to lick my anus clean cuz I just took a shit. 8)
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Do you find it homoerotic standing on stage in your thong with part of your scrotum exposed while men look at you? :-*
who the fuck would look that hard at another mans crotch in order to even see that?
outed.
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Oh you poor hermaphrodite. While you're busy fantasising, I'm forcing your mom to lick my anus clean cuz I just took a shit. 8)
Hey you pudgy, little, uni-browed bullshitter.....pull Uncle Rico's dick out of your mouth, take off your daddy's fake Rolex, and go tell your mommy I want to fist her.
She can jerk me off with her feet later.
Now run along tubby.
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who the fuck would look that hard at another mans crotch in order to even see that?
outed.
This momma's boy......
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I just looked at this Mahg's photos and I have to ask......Isn't this a forum about lifting weight and working out?
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(http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100112/daily_picdump_320_03.jpg)
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I just looked at this Mahg's photos and I have to ask......Isn't this a forum about lifting weight and working out?
noodles = food = bodybuilding-related
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noodles = food = bodybuilding-related
seriously, the guy is too fat for me to even consider him to be a WOW player
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(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20091123/suntan_fails_00.jpg)
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I just researched the best dentists around here and I will go on Monday to have my teeth fixed. I've just been cheaping out and going to the street cornershop dentists, they don't know shit. :-[
Thanks for the suggestion guys.
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mahg's a class act.
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look into working out while you're at it....i suggest starting with
some simple body weight exercises....Google push-ups, sit-ups, ect...
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Mahg you look like utter shit.... I bet 'fatty' is starting a thread in her own 'forum' titled : MY Evening with the Fatty (with Pics and Unibrow)
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I'm a pretty staunch heterosexual. With that being said, I've had my fair share of slump buster fatties.
But this? My god man, I would seriously rather fuck another man's asshole than even be in the same fucking room as this dog faced gremlin.
Jesus...
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still dont understand how a man,,,buy s 22k watch,,but cant bed what he wants but has to go slumming ??? serioulsy men who buy those watches have class,,,gentlemen like that women melt over your hand for,,did you just buy watch to be cool to your friends or something???
Exactly. You can have shitty game with women but as long as they think or you look like you've got money it's fucking easy to bag atleast a decent looking broad.
This guy is a total fucking joke. I mean to brag that you've fucked a disgusting asian whale is just plain sickening.
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I do get hot or at least decent looking chicks as well every now and again. I dated this chick last July-October and then she went to the US to become a nurse and we had to call it quits. 1 of the few chicks I've met who never asked for money, which led to me taking her seriously and actually pursue a relationship. Here we were ziplining with 2 of her jerkoff colleagues. Ahh good times. :'(
Hahhahhahaahhahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is the hot or even semi decent chick on here??? Dude ...hahahahahahahahahha
Like I said, I've fucked some whales but you take the cake sir.
Maybe we've all been trolled ???? Yes, we all just got trolled.
Well played.
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If all men looked as hideous as this, I would turn straight...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=365869.0;attach=401809;image)
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She's not ugly. She's not top shelf either but she's far from a "dog face gremlin". She's your average Philipino female.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=365869.0;attach=401810;image)
These womans is the more scary than the black peoples
To make defeat, I am to make suggestion to use Rear naked strangulations
HAHAHAAHAHAH!!! OMFG!
That looks like this fat guy I used to play football with in high school. That is a fucking man!
Dude, you're done here. Time to call it quits on this account and start with a new gimmick.
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This momma's boy......
That's not Mahg. Mah. Had a big nose, a unibrow, effed up teeth, and looked like a brown Mr. Bean...he ven commented on his nose being big and his teeth being effed up...plus, his wrists and arms are skinny and hairy, and a diff comlexion than this dude...
Of course, that's if Mahg was real in the first place.
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She's not ugly. She's not top shelf either but she's far from a "dog face gremlin". She's your average Philipino female.
Wiggs, I've known a few black guys from college that would constantly fuck some questionable pussy. I've learned that most black guys are all about the quantity and not quality, so I understand where you're coming from.
But come one dude...you can't even begin to argue and make a case for a man who fucks "THAT".
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lots of jealousy of mahg's conquest in this thread.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH @ the "asian snookie" comment
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If all men looked as hideous as this, I would turn straight...
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=365869.0;attach=401809;image)
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I'll say it again. She doesn't look that bad. Bet she's enthusiastic and cums nice and hard.
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She's not ugly. She's not top shelf either but she's far from a "dog face gremlin". She's your average Philipino female.
This.
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she would look nicer with an axe between her eyes.
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she would look nicer with an axe between her eyes.
Only thing more disgusting is a jew ...
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she would look nicer with an axe between her eyes.
Yes I was just thinking of that.
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This.
If you think that's not a bad face...then you have absolutely no standards. fuck hahaha
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She looks like a typical Filipina to me. Honestly, what makes her so "ugly"? Kinda plain, but certainly not ugly. Guess you just don't dig Filipina girls. I guess all you studs fuck nothing but dimepieces day and night... ::)
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I'm a pretty staunch heterosexual. With that being said, I've had my fair share of slump buster fatties.
But this? My god man, I would seriously rather fuck another man's asshole than even be in the same fucking room as this dog faced gremlin.
Jesus...
So for an alleged straight guy, you'd rather have anal sex with another man than BE IN A ROOM with some fat chick. ::)
Get the fuck out of the closet already, no 1 cares, go fuck all the men asshole u want, so ur gay who gves a shit. Les Grossman will let u fuck his loose ass. But go in with condom or you may get aids cuz that creep lets his aids carrying dad and all kinds of other species fuck his catcher ass. Monkeys, dogs, cows, kangaroos.. he's 1 sick inbred fuck. You could catch a whole buffet of STDs just being in the same room as that piece of shit. :-X
That homosexual's animal loving whore mom fucked the family dog and the result is he hatched from her asshole like the piece of shit that he is. :D
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She looks like a typical Filipina to me. Honestly, what makes her so "ugly"? Kinda plain, but certainly not ugly. Guess you just don't dig Filipina girls. I guess all you studs fuck nothing but dimepieces day and night... ::)
That's not a typical filipina. That's an ugly filipina.
You need to meet more flips, because the majority of their women are actually decent looking.
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BUMP
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So for an alleged straight guy, you'd rather have anal sex with another man than BE IN A ROOM with some fat chick. ::)
Get the fuck out of the closet already, no 1 cares, go fuck all the men asshole u want, so ur gay who gves a shit. Les Grossman will let u fuck his loose ass. But go in with condom or you may get aids cuz that creep lets his aids carrying dad and all kinds of other species fuck his catcher ass. Monkeys, dogs, cows, kangaroos.. he's 1 sick inbred fuck. You could catch a whole buffet of STDs just being in the same room as that piece of shit. :-X
That homosexual's animal loving whore mom fucked the family dog and the result is he hatched from her asshole like the piece of shit that he is. :D
Is this what 12 year olds find funny - let me guess Mantits, you must be a real hit on Facebook?
You're a tubby, blunt lying fuck, that makes Justin Bieber look masculine. But that's a cute pink shirt you're wearing in the "Playing Horseyback With Mommy" photo. Did you tell her I want to bottom-out her throat with a good stiff dick gagging yet?
Now fuck off on back to opening Mason jars with your ass and sucking gay trucker dick for loose change. When the day comes that a pathetic, uncreative, degenerate queer like you has an opinion that counts is the day that GetBig has gone to shit.
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Quality thread
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Breaking the camera out.... that's where you fucked up
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That's not a typical filipina. That's an ugly filipina.
You need to meet more flips, because the majority of their women are actually decent looking.
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There's plenty of flips here in Seattle. And I've seen a lot uglier than her. And a lot better as well. Just walk around the South Center mall in Tukwila any weekend, and you'll see plenty of smokin' flips walking around. Just wouldn't call her ugly. Nothing special, but not ugly. Slumpbuster at the very least.
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I dont own a rolex and I wont even let that bitch 'touch my musqles'
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Isnt a meltdown when someone is losing it and going crazy? I don't think calling a homosexual scrotum exposing steroid abusing shrunken nut oiled up bald ugly gay stripper wannabe Alzheimers having old queen a homosexual scrotum exposing steroid abusing shrunken nut oiled up bald ugly gay stripper wannabe Alzheimers having old queen as constituting a meltdown. :D
Nope, I can't see the 'your mom' joke for the adjective avalanche.
Could you please bold the relevant text? TIA.
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Is this what 12 year olds find funny - let me guess Mantits, you must be a real hit on Facebook?
You're a tubby, blunt lying fuck, that makes Justin Bieber look masculine. But that's a cute pink shirt you're wearing in the "Playing Horseyback With Mommy" photo. Did you tell her I want to bottom-out her throat with a good stiff dick gagging yet?
Now fuck off on back to opening Mason jars with your ass and sucking gay trucker dick for loose change. When the day comes that a pathetic, uncreative, degenerate queer like you has an opinion that counts is the day that GetBig has gone to shit.
Be quiet you anal cumsmuggler. ::)
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The psycho just sent me a txt that she saw me cross the street on my way home from the mall. The bitch is stalking me. Crazy fucks. >:(
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I was about to go out to find some food but now I'm worried even to do that cuz the crazy fuck is somewhere around. :-\
In a way its a good learning experience cuz I now realise why hot chicks dont go out w me after 1 date, I fawned all over their used herpes infested "going to be beautiful for 5 years then turn into an ugly piece of shit due to ageing like every1 else" overrated commodity in a saturated marketplace cowcunts like an idiot. I learn now, I guess the more u treat them like shit and ignore them and show em u dont need their flappy axechop pusslips the more they want u.
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These beautiful pieces of garbage will lose their looks in 5 or 10 years and then be absolute airhead brain dead retarded nothings, I'm only going to get smarter, richer, better shape, more humorous, like a fine wine. They're nothing more than rotting pieces of meat. I win u lose u attractive whores who think ur better than my Rolex wearing, fitness doing, leather shoe wearing, hotel living, restaurant eating, seven figures in bank having sexy beast intelligent humorous son of a gun youthful ass. 8)
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These beautiful pieces of garbage will lose their looks in 5 or 10 years and then be absolute airhead brain dead retarded nothings, I'm only going to get smarter, richer, better shape, more humorous, like a fine wine. They're nothing more than rotting pieces of meat. I win u lose u attractive whores who think ur better than my Rolex wearing, fitness doing, leather shoe wearing, hotel living, restaurant eating, seven figures in bank having sexy beast intelligent humorous son of a gun youthful ass. 8)
dude, go back and read every post you've made in this thread in regards to women.
you're fucked. like i mean you have some kind of serious issues. your one time being turned down away from going on some kind of rampage in a mall with an automatic rifle.
get some help. seriously. you're going to be a very lonely old man, if you dont clip yourself first.
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Be quiet you anal cumsmuggler. ::)
Hey bullshitter.....stay up all night thinking that one up? You're about as witty and intelligent as you are muscular.
How old were you when they first diagnosed the Cherubism (go ahead and Google it you pre-teen fuckwit)?
Now post up your Mommy's phone number so I can arrange to pogo-stick her shitube....then take your mother, Dorothy Mantits, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
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Hey bullshitter.....stay up all night thinking that one up? You're about as witty and intelligent as you are muscular.
How old were you when they first diagnosed the Cherubism (go ahead and Google it you pre-teen fuckwit)?
Now post up your Mommy's phone number so I can arrange to pogo-stick her shitube....then take your mother, Dorothy Mantits, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
I got cherubism from the hours and hours of vigorously licking your moms snatch. Hard to satisfy that old experienced gutterwhore cumslut. :-*
GTFO my threads, you're trying to cottail off my greatness you stupid homosexual. Go make your own threads you nothing. Stop trying to engage me in a war, you're not fit enough to lick my ass clean after I take a shit. Fuck off. ::)
I will no longer be responding to your patheticism you nobody. At least Wescott is a somebody and deserving of my insults. Unlike u u nothing, u dont deserve any attention be paid on you Grossman. Nice surname, bet your ancestor was half human half a piece of fecal matter that evolved into u.
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honestly, I think that mahg is a gimmick....and it is a very ambitious gimmick
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honestly, I think that mahg is a gimmick....and it is a very ambitious gimmick
Rickson's gimmick perhaps?
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Of course mahg is a gimmick...and not even a good one at that.
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I'll say it again. She doesn't look that bad. Bet she's enthusiastic and cums nice and hard.
agreed..shes not bad looking....getbiggers are always trying to pretend like they have such high standards
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Congratulations bro. Sounds like you had a very romantic evening.
Hilarious!!!