My fellow Christians, as I chased vain glory building my body for the praise of internet schmoes and those who would wield a penis pump as the sword of truth, I had a revelation. Life is short, and it’s even shorter when you have a weakened immune system due to HORRENDOUS life choices, and we need to focus on extending every single moment we have.
Why do we care about the lives of those who won’t be born because of abortion when there are will be so many fewer, exponentially less, people who die from this pandemic?
My fellow Christians, we need to focus on the living! The poor in health, those who are surviving because of modern medicine, the elderly, the genitally challenged (those who suffer form both a lack of length and girth) and the HIV dormant, these are the ones who need protection. The weak need help, not the selfish burdensome unborn.
My fellow Christians, President Trump has fooled you. Mrs. Clinton was the clear minded leader we needed. But you choose the rights of the non breathing over the safety of the weak.
Repent my fellow Christians, and turn from your republican ways. God may still forgive you.
Yours in Christ,
Saint Taylor of Getbig
For those in need of a like new gentleman’s bath buddy or some immune system boosting holy growth hormone (clean needles and syringes included) please dm me.
