Should have at least beaten the gay she was talking to
wait him at parking lot, hood over your head, baseball bat casually on your left hand resting next to your leg, cell phone on your right hand looking like you are checking out something.
when he walks out, immediately start staring at him but try to remain in shadow so hopefully he doesn't notice you right away.
when he saws you, now raise the bat to your shoulder. Make sure the hood covers your forehead and eyes so when he looks your face he only sees nothing but dark shadow.
He comes to his car.... typically asks - pants shitted, voice stuttering, "hey dude who are you wtf"
Now, make sure not to say a word.
Change the bat to your right hand.
**You know what to do now.**
Then walk away towards your car. Make sure to keep the bat on your shoulder and remain looking like not-giving-a-fuk.
Drive away.