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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #25 on: May 14, 2010, 06:06:15 PM »
i wannauck out my belly fat!

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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2010, 06:18:24 PM »
i wannauck out my belly fat!

maybe if you press yer belly really hard and hold your breath at the same time and then sneeze...it'll come flying out of yer bellybutton! :D
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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #27 on: May 14, 2010, 06:20:00 PM »
maybe if you press yer belly really hard and hold your breath at the same time and then sneeze...it'll come flying out of yer bellybutton! :D

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO

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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #28 on: May 14, 2010, 06:44:29 PM »
maybe if you press yer belly really hard and hold your breath at the same time and then sneeze...it'll come flying out of yer bellybutton! :D

tried that, didn't work.  But i did poop my pants

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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #29 on: May 14, 2010, 09:03:23 PM »
tried that, didn't work.  But i did poop my pants


now you roll the feces into wittle balls ...go for a drive and fling away man...

its a win win! :D
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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2010, 07:32:43 PM »
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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2010, 03:55:06 AM »
Page 4, last paragraph

http://www.webmd.com/skin-beauty/skin-care-wrinkles-9/cellulite


Read it, seems silly.

Spanking might work a lot better for cellulite removal if he's right. Tones the skin, increases oxygen delivery and adds heat. :)

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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2010, 04:01:54 AM »
Cellulite Treatments on the Horizon
Scientists are looking at a treatment called cryolipolysis -- basically chilling your fat -- says Weiss. "It's the use of cold above the freezing mark," he says. It can cause fat to be reabsorbed.

Viagra, the widely used erectile dysfunction drug, may someday help smooth bumpy cellulite, according to scientists in Croatia. The researchers speculate that the drug may also burn the fat underlying cellulite and improve circulation.


Well there are two pfizer plants in my town and next town over, guess I'll call a buddy and see if they can hook me up. I'm curious as to why someday it will help and not now. Oh well like I said you cannot get rid of it

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Re: Cellulite
« Reply #33 on: May 29, 2010, 07:21:59 PM »
Okay, had a discussion with my best gal pal. Is there anything a woman can do about getting rid of it

google search for triacana creme"

http://www.steroidportal.com/pa-Triacana-.html
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