Where can I get me some of them steroids?
Can I get a trial membership?
Where can I buy an ECA stack? I heard they make you swole.
Did you get fired from United HealthCare, or did you just quit without notice? (question TA gets all the time)
Do you shave your head, or is it like that because of juicing??
And of course, some fat loser who hasn't enjoyed unpaid female companionship since the Carter administration trying to be funny and asking, "Hey, when do they let the pretty girls work out?"