One time I was having words with a guy outside a club and the manager came out to see what was up. I told him nothing, I was just going back inside. The manager turned to walk in, I slammed the guy with a Thai elbow right in the temple, kept turning with it and walked right up next to the manager. When he heard me walking up, he turned back toward me and saw the guy sleeping on the side of the street. He asked if I hit him and I said "No man, I was right behind you. He must have passed out." We went right back in the club and he never knew the difference. Of course, since this is the 'net everyone will say I made that up, but SS was there with me when it happened and saw the whole thing, so he can verify.
Wonderful.
After the fight that I just mentioned me and my cousin were soooooooooooo riled up and I was pissed of because I didnt get to punch anyone.
And being drunk and very very very hyped we looked for victims, and I thought, Why not rob someone? lets give him a chance to just hand over the stuff and we dont do anything but if he wont...
So we walked along and I saw this dude sitting on a few stairs, I could tell he was a tall dude just by him sitting there.
Asked him what time it was... and he took out his cellphone and said the time..
I said give me the cellphone and leave.. He was also drunk and started talking and whatever so out of the blue I knee him straight in the face I thought But the knee grazes him and he isn't knocked out. Now remember he is a tall dude so I dont want him to stand up..
So right after the knee he started talking shit and starting to stand up, so I said loud and clear "DONT STAND UP!" he kept "trying to stand" I said again" Dont fucking stand up"..
So he stands up , I throw that right hand which I know is hard (no bragging I just know) and I throw up Upwards beacause his littaly a head taller then me. it Connects and he just falls like a tree and his head SMASHES against the pavement and there is a shitload of blood and Im thinking holy fuck he just died.
My cousin was actually a little bit behind me just when it happened, anyway so there he is lying on the ground and Im thinking his dead so I say lets the FUCK out of here. So my cousin takes all the shit out of his pockets and off we go.
Actually feel Kinda bad for that one. I shouldn't have. on the other hand I said DONT STAND UP so I gave him an honest chance..
thats why I dont drink lol.
but knocking someone out with ONE punch thats a head taller then you ...better then sex.
the First fight I mentioned though was a guy that kicked the shit out of my friend when he was (my friend) drunker then Fuck lying on the street getting his head kicked in. Knocking his ass out was well worth what I endured during the following moments before my friends came to my rescue
ok, 3:34 in the morning here now, time for mothereffi'n sleep homie.