The official PUMPHARD DIET CHRONICLES

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Ok chester, we all know you've had problems with your diet.  To diet for a year and to lose only 2 lbs is just plain lame.  So, we're here to help out.  Why don't you post your daily meal plan in this thread and we can critique it.

I'm not flaming at all, just concerned about your health.




















I would hate to see you die of a heart attack before we get a chance to play mailbox baseball with your head.

[Havenbull]

HAHAHA  I post his meals for you...

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan

sick bastard 

[chaos]

HAHAHA  I post his meals for you...

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan

sick bastard 

Calling bullshit on #5 bro, everyone knows that the little league players in Japan are over 18.

I have heard he likes to peruse the little girls section after midnight, sniffing clothes left on the changeroom floor.

[Havenbull]

Calling bullshit on #5 bro, everyone knows that the little league players in Japan are over 18.

I have heard he likes to peruse the little girls section after midnight, sniffing clothes left on the changeroom floor.

Perhaps you're right... but doesn't really satisfy his late-night "appetite"

[chaos]

Perhaps you're right... but doesn't really satisfy his late-night "appetite"

So you're saying he would rather feast on the spuzz of several overage Japs, than go without his midnight snack?

[PANDAEMONIUM]

HAHAHA  I post his meals for you...

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan

sick bastard 

BAHAHA AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

[Havenbull]

So you're saying he would rather feast on the spuzz of several overage Japs, than go without his midnight snack?

Hey, the guy will slurp down a load whether that person is over-age or not.  He just prefers *shudders* pre-18 year olds

Sort of like a vampire who has to suck animal blood when desperate just to stay alive.  Still prefers human blood... but staying alive must be a top priority.

[d0nny2600]

Oh man thats a classic

[pumphard]

BAHAHA AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

Then look at this, shortie................. .hahahahaha

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Then look at this, shortie................. .hahahahaha

That's not me, but if you're gonna claim someone is me, at least pick a VERY unflattering pic.  The dude in that pic is way more muscular than you, dumbass

[pumphard]

That's not me, but if you're gonna claim someone is me, at least pick a VERY unflattering pic.  The dude in that pic is way more muscular than you, dumbass

Don't blame you, I wouldn't admit that was me either...........

[Dreadlord]

Updated

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup
                                Converses with naturalfag83 for expert advice on soliciting free pics

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo
                                

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli
                            Logs onto Czechmate to discuss days events with bluto

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple flavored with Jtsunami

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan
                              Final to discuss days events with bluto who is still online
sick bastard 

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Updated

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup
                                Converses with naturalfag83 for expert advice on soliciting free pics

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo
                                

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli
                            Logs onto Czechmate to discuss days events with bluto

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple flavored with Jtsunami

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan
                              Final to discuss days events with bluto who is still online
sick bastard 

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dreadlord = Team Anti-pedo "pumphard" approved

[Dreadlord]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dreadlord = Team Anti-pedo "pumphard" approved

I hear that bluto is pro-pedo so i can kill two fags with one post

[pumphard]

Another twink playing the tough guy

[pumphard]

I would hate to see you die of a heart attack before we get a chance to play mailbox baseball with your head.

You'll probably need a step ladder to reach..................h ahahahaha

[PANDAEMONIUM]

You'll probably need a step ladder to reach..................h ahahahaha

I'm 6 feet

[pumphard]

I'm 6 feet

hahahahaahahaha......................

[Havenbull]

hahahahaahahaha......................

Are you laughing because you like your kids under four feet?

[Dreadlord]

Are you laughing because you like your kids under four feet?

 

The hollow laughter of shame

[CAPTAIN INSANO]

Pumphard's mess of a physique and his enthusiasticness for young children is purely pathetic

[NaturalWonder83]

Updated

1. Breakfast -- 2 thai seven year olds with some sugar-free maple syrup
                                Converses with naturalfag83 for expert advice on soliciting free pics

2. Lunch -- 1 underage gymnast on whole wheat bread and light mayo
                                

3. Dinner -- 3 adopted Romanians with broccoli
                            Logs onto Czechmate to discuss days events with bluto

4. Desert -- Twink fudge ripple flavored with Jtsunami

and

5. Late night snack -- the entire little league team from Japan
                              Final to discuss days events with bluto who is still online
sick bastard 

why u make fun of my name scumbag?and i dont want any part this sick joke

[El_Pajero]

[Dreadlord]

why u make fun of my name scumbag?and i dont want any part this sick joke

You seem to be missing the point natfag83 - you are the sick joke. That's why we laugh at ya 

[d0nny2600]

You seem to be missing the point natfag83 - you are the sick joke. That's why we laugh at ya 

Man, funniest poster to date! Good work!