Fake tan on top of fake muscles...FTN. Look, at least get a freakin' real tan! The guys in the 70s all looked healthier but the last few decades of bloated piggies with tans from being dipped in the River Shitz (for Straw Man that's a play on the River Styx...No...Not the band, the mythological RIVER).
Black and white photography might help to give them a much needed glow (No, Straw Man, not the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling).
I suppose today's wasteland of iron-plumpers is too skeeeeered of getting skin cancer but it's fine and dandy to be drugged to the max on the inside?
Buncha slack-jawed fag-gots! A real tan'll turn you into a got-damned sexual tyrannosaurus.