UK's Scariest Debt Collector

[gee38]

nice move putting it in caps


that looks double fierce.

perhaps even increase point size too. that will prove to the world you are serious.


 

the entire board is laughing at you. the man who can't have a phone in his own house incase the missus gets upset.

you tart.


oh and way to go giving it big now i am not in London. thats got everyone fooled. the true sign of a hardman is going on the missing list until the person he's going to have it with is 200 miles away.

[Conker]

if you both want to do this

i will facilitate it in yorkshire which is halfway between you

somewhere safe no cops

im serious

I said on the 1st page I am not chasing around the country after some internet bell end. He was asking exactly what area i live, where i drink etc. So i have given him my number and told him when and where to find me.

he rings me at 11 oclock like i'm gonna be tied to my phone all fking night in case some fkin idiot decides to ring when i told him i would be about till 5?

If the guy was serious he would have rang when he was in london. or would ring me now and let me know when he wants to come down.

[phreak]

the entire board is laughing at you. the man who can't have a phone in his own house incase the missus gets upset.

That nonsense wouldn't fly in this household! Got my bitch under control!









Wait, did I forget to use my other account? 

[bigmc]

I said on the 1st page I am not chasing around the country after some internet bell end. He was asking exactly what area i live, where i drink etc. So i have given him my number and told him when and where to find me.

he rings me at 11 oclock like i'm gonna be tied to my phone all fking night in case some fkin idiot decides to ring when i told him i would be about till 5?

If the guy was serious he would have rang when he was in london. or would ring me now and let me know when he wants to come down.

the more stipulations someone puts on a meet

the less likely it is to happen

i would drop it now it will be old news in a couple of days

its pretty easy to meet someone if you want to

[Conker]

ok

that did sound a bit suspect

his mrs must be nails 

like i want to start explaining to my missus that i have an extra phone because i am waiting for some c unt off the internet to ring me to arrange a row.

i told him when i would be around. we are both here now, i have my phone now.

RING ME UP NOW C UNT  or stop running your pussy mouth

[gee38]

'phone in the van'

 

there is no comeback from this.

you still didn't answer why you never came to euston- you only need to check the arrivals on the internet and you could find out exactly when i was there.

why didn't you?

or does your missus not let you go into central london in case you get picked on by the bigger boys.

[gee38]

those caps are very very scary.

if you fight as you type you are probably the toughest lad on the inter web. congrats

shouldn't you be out collecting phone box numbers round turnpike lane you crank.

now euston....... over to you

and I'll keep running my mouth because you can't do anything to stop me. perhaps get your missus to drop me a mail telling me to back off. its clear she wears the kecks in your archway studio flat

[Conker]

the more stipulations someone puts on a meet

the less likely it is to happen

i would drop it now it will be old news in a couple of days

its pretty easy to meet someone if you want to

if you ask some one where exactly they live, where they drink , then you are saying you are up for going to see them. Why else would you want to know where they drink?

drop what? nothing happened he can ring me now or whenever he likes, tell you what, how about he doesn't withold his number so i can ring him back should i happen not to be tied to my phone at the time.

[bigmc]

i can add this

if gee is the gee in liverpool that is known

then conker might want to bow out

its hard to tell if its him but if it is he defo mixes in those circles

and that name still carries some clout

could be someone just pretending though who knows

[gee38]

so why did you not tell me where you drink. or where you live?

I live in the 'georgian quarter' just off upper parliament st L8.

I drink in ye cracke which is just off hope street- I am in there most saturdays from about 12 till about 5. feel free to get on a train and pay me a visit.

I give this info out as I am more than willing to host you. you didn't give me that info. why?

[Conker]

those caps are very very scary.

if you fight as you type you are probably the toughest lad on the inter web. congrats

shouldn't you be out collecting phone box numbers round turnpike lane you crank.

now euston....... over to you

Mate you're a pussy , you know it and i know it.

you rang me 6 hrs after i said i would be around(probably whilst drunk) and because i didn't have my phone at the time, i have sh1t it from you?
what a crok of sh1t . yeh i sh1 t it because i happened to miss your call, meanwhile you are too scared to ring back or give me your number.

[gee38]

euston welcoming committee.

why didn't you bother?

[Conker]

euston welcoming committee.

why didn't you bother?

i told on you on the 1st page i am not chasing around anywhere whilst you were giving it you were coming down to where i drink etc.
why did you wait till you back home to ring?

stop pretending, you an obvious fraud and pussy.

[gee38]

of course I am

 

you sound upset son.

you couldn't even get on a tube. are you skint? I can loan you a few bob if you want.

[Conker]

of course I am

 

you sound upset son.

you couldn't even get on a tube. are you skint? I can loan you a few bob if you want.

whatever mate we both know you are full of sh1t . Give me a ring if you grow some balls. have my phone on and here now.

if not just stfu.

[gee38]

surely the phone would be in the van by now? or has your missus let you have it today?

as for STFU

you seem to under the misapprehension that you can tell me what to do. I am having far too much fun laughing at you to stop. please keep responding- its top sport lad

[Conker]

surely the phone would be in the van by now? or has your missus let you have it today?

as for STFU

you seem to under the misapprehension that you can tell me what to do. I am having far too much fun laughing at you to stop. please keep responding- its top sport lad

still waiting for my phone to ring kid...what's the matter not drunk enough yet?

[gee38]

kid?

I'm 40 you soft twat


have you made sure your room is tidy- your missus will go nuts- no xbox, no playing out late, no pop, get it done you whopper

[gee38]

you still didn't let us know where you booze or live?

I did. so you can come up and visit us. this way you get to meet us and also you won't get grounded by the boss for having two phones.

how much pocket money does she let you have?

[Conker]

kid?

I'm 40 you soft twat


have you made sure your room is tidy- your missus will go nuts- no xbox, no playing out late, no pop, get it done you whopper

am bored of this now kid , either give me ring or stfu

[gee38]

shame

I'm not

do I owe you any rent for that part of your head I am currently occupying?

and I'll do what i want.

now boozer/ area of london- you seem to selectively dismiss some of my posts.

[Conker]

you still didn't let us know where you booze or live?

I did. so you can come up and visit us. this way you get to meet us and also you won't get grounded by the boss for having two phones.

how much pocket money does she let you have?

mate i understand having a missus is probably a difficult concept for you to comprehend, as you no doubt live on your own in a p1ss ridden bedsit, but if i was to start bowling about with another phone , the 1st thing she will think is i'm fking about on her, i don't need the hassle.

as i said i don't expect you to understand this.

[gee38]

oh dear

so i don't have a missus either now- and live in a piss ridden bedsit. I posted earlier where I live- the area- its not a bedsit area at all.

now i will break it down into one question

boozer/area of london?

in fact like you I will put it in caps and bold

BOOZER AND AREA OF LONDON?

[gee38]

what is with the use of the word 'mate'?

do you not think your missus would have sussed something was happening a bit off when you returned having been in a punch up?

thats where your whole chain of thought goes west. again. right I am off out for dinner with the missus. I'll check back at about 11.00 to see how much you are sweating and to see if you have figured out where in London you are and where you drink. surely within three hours you can remember that?

[Conker]

what is with the use of the word 'mate'?

do you not think your missus would have sussed something was happening a bit off when you returned having been in a punch up?

thats where your whole chain of thought goes west. again. right I am off out for dinner with the missus. I'll check back at about 11.00 to see how much you are sweating and to see if you have figured out where in London you are and where you drink. surely within three hours you can remember that?

yawn yawn . btw my phone will be away at 11 so when you roll back in drunk to your lonely bedsit , please don't start ringing , then coming on here claiming i have sh1 t from you again lol