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Title: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 02:33:58 AM
Beautiful sport .. gotta stay away though (that's how I tore my achillean tendon)




Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Thick Nick on March 03, 2014, 02:50:05 AM
In before reposts of "transformation" pics again!!
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Post by: Rami on March 03, 2014, 02:52:57 AM
looks like you could be in the way of each other, why not just block the other player? :)
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Post by: the trainer on March 03, 2014, 02:53:40 AM
Beautiful sport .. gotta stay away though (that's how I tore my achillean tendon)






90 percent of your life is dreaming, thinking that your body is so awesome, thinking that you are handsome, thinking that you are a good writer, when are you going to wake up.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: bigmc on March 03, 2014, 02:53:59 AM
sev what kind of shape were you in when you played squash

some pics would help
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: BigCyp on March 03, 2014, 02:55:48 AM
sev what kind of shape were you in when you played squash

some pics would help

Yes good point, got the whole family gathered round the laptop and a lot of dissapointment to say the least
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 02:56:13 AM
90 percent of your life is dreaming, thinking that your body is so awesome, thinking that you are handsome, thinking that you are a good writer, when are you going to wake up.
I am awesome, I am hansome, I do write with substance not focusing on style so much, my consciousness is awake and I did play and did did very well in 5.0 tournaments in the 1999 - early 2000's. Some people are different than you  ;)
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 03:00:44 AM
sev what kind of shape were you in when you played squash

some pics would help
I stopped playing on the tennis tour and took up squash seriously. It fit me like a glove for some reason. The first thing I did after gassing out and losing in a tournament was to become world class in fitness. I started lifting weights again and in 6 months went up to 30 consecutive 400m intervals. That is running the 400 in 1min15 sec and resting 45 sec for as many consecutive laps as possible within the 1.15 mark. I was a very good athlete and had a great 3D awareness of the court even though I just learned the game 2 years prior. But that was all I was doing..playing, training and drills etc. I would say I was about 175 lbs at most. The amount of cardio was insane if I think of it.
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Post by: sososue on March 03, 2014, 04:42:41 AM
I stopped playing on the tennis tour and took up squash seriously. It fit me like a glove for some reason. The first thing I did after gassing out and losing in a tournament was to become world class in fitness. I started lifting weights again and in 6 months went up to 30 consecutive 400m intervals. That is running the 400 in 1min15 sec and resting 45 sec for as many consecutive laps as possible within the 1.15 mark. I was a very good athlete and had a great 3D awareness of the court even though I just learned the game 2 years prior. But that was all I was doing..playing, training and drills etc. I would say I was about 175 lbs at most. The amount of cardio was insane if I think of it.

What was your diet like back then?
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Post by: Skorp1o on March 03, 2014, 04:46:12 AM
What was your diet like back then?

Yeah, post a pic of your food
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 04:49:17 AM
Seafood diet.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: sososue on March 03, 2014, 04:50:27 AM
Seafood diet.
See food and eat it, gotcha.
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Post by: BigCyp on March 03, 2014, 05:35:35 AM
Sososue, are you suggesting that shizzo favours a seepenis diet?
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: James28 on March 03, 2014, 12:20:42 PM
I used to be a fairly competent badminton player and played in a few junior tournaments in Europe as a teenager. So I was fit, did my shuttle runs and sprints religiously along with weight training 3-5 times a week and then court training as many times.

Well, I thought I was fit until I played squash for the first time. Played the first game, went off the court, drunk nearly two liters of water and pretty much passed out. Utterly and totally fucked. Fitness levels to play this game professionally must be stratospheric.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 12:33:33 PM
I used to be a fairly competent badminton player and played in a few junior tournaments in Europe as a teenager. So I was fit, did my shuttle runs and sprints religiously along with weight training 3-5 times a week and then court training as many times.

Well, I thought I was fit until I played squash for the first time. Played the first game, went off the court, drunk nearly two liters of water and pretty much passed out. Utterly and totally fucked. Fitness levels to play this game professionally must be stratospheric.
I was playing tennis on the lower levels of the pro tour when I discovered squash .. fitness and athleticism were one of my fortes .. let us say that squash humbled me and I had to take my fitness to world class to be competitive as I got better and better. I played the highest amateur level which is equivalent to high Ivy League level and that is a whole different ball game I agree. On the tour you need to be a baller to do well. I have much respect for squash players. It may not look like it but those guys are fit with a capital F.
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Post by: flinstones1 on March 03, 2014, 12:37:15 PM
sev gets shit but he was a legit professional athlete at one time.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 12:38:51 PM
sev gets shit but he was a legit professional athlete at one time.
'Professional' as in unemployed and just played sport all day?
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: flinstones1 on March 03, 2014, 12:40:32 PM
'Professional' as in unemployed and just played sport all day?

 groink told me the guy played pro tennis
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
groink told me the guy played pro tennis
Never pass hearsay off as truth.
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Post by: Wolfox on March 03, 2014, 12:44:29 PM
200mgs of pharma dbol daily for a wannabe squash amateur   ???
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 12:49:10 PM
Last june, I went to play some squash by myself after more than 10 years away from the game. After the member of the club saw me hit the ball and some drills alone they started perstering me to play with them .. So I played a few guys one after another, set after set until my legs turned into spaghetti. Then, I went in short and my sole stayed put haha .. tore my achilean like a pice of paper.. that is the actual sound. Took me until now to recover after the operation and so forth. I am a little squash shy at the moment  ;D
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Post by: Wolfox on March 03, 2014, 12:50:52 PM
Do the other low level tennis players in bumfuck irrelevant countries also need 2 grams of test and 200mgs dbol daily ???

elite genetics  ???
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 12:52:23 PM
Last june, I went to play some squash by myself after more than 10 years away from the game. After the member of the club saw me hit the ball and some drills alone they started perstering me to play with them .. So I played a few guys one after another, set after set until my legs turned into spaghetti. Then, I went in short and my sole stayed put haha .. tore my achilean like a pice of paper.. that is the actual sound. Took me until now to recover after the operation and so forth. I am a little squash shy at the moment  ;D
I will wager they were like spaghetti before you went on court.

Do you have any evidence of this past life as a pro tennis player?

Also can you define "pro"
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Wolfox on March 03, 2014, 12:54:49 PM
I will wager they were like spaghetti before you went on court.

Do you have any evidence of this past life as a pro tennis player?

Also can you define "pro"

Probably not pro enough to have anything pop up on google.

Basically, a nobody.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: bradistani on March 03, 2014, 12:56:10 PM
Last june, I went to play some squash by myself after more than 10 years away from the game. After the member of the club saw me hit the ball and some drills alone they started perstering me to play with them .. So I played a few guys one after another, set after set until my legs turned into spaghetti. Then, I went in short and my sole stayed put haha .. tore my achilean like a pice of paper.. that is the actual sound. Took me until now to recover after the operation and so forth. I am a little squash shy at the moment  ;D
.


pity about the injury. sounds like you could've been a contender
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 12:56:42 PM
When I was playing squash, I was dating a girl who was top 20 in the world. Her brother was no 1 or the best in the world at that time and a legend.

It was funny because she was the only girl to ever beat me at something I thought I was good at haha
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 03, 2014, 12:57:20 PM
My injury was last year .. I played my last squash tournament in 2001.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Wolfox on March 03, 2014, 12:59:41 PM
Funny how that injury hasn't humbled you. But then reality has always been a tough one for you to comprehend.

200mgs of dbol daily and still an ugly little twink. Pathetic. 
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Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 01:01:01 PM
Last Tennis match as well
http://www.stevegtennis.com/head-to-head/men/Cristian_Florentin_Voinea/Sebastian_Ivascu-Singera/
(http://s24.postimg.org/vr7kk22bp/Screen_Shot_2014_03_03_at_20_58_15.png)

 ::)
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Post by: Wolfox on March 03, 2014, 01:03:18 PM
Last Tennis match as well
http://www.stevegtennis.com/head-to-head/men/Cristian_Florentin_Voinea/Sebastian_Ivascu-Singera/
(http://s24.postimg.org/vr7kk22bp/Screen_Shot_2014_03_03_at_20_58_15.png)

 ::)

Brutal PED enhanced low ranking nobody-loser.

Elite genetics indeed.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 01:04:14 PM
http://www.atpstats.info/en/players/pers-stats.php?idp=13002&bday=1&bmonth=1&byear=2011&eday=31&emonth=12&eyear=2012&gs=GS&ms=MS&mc=MC&is=IS&ch=Ch&fu=F&sa=Sa&dc=DC&ot=OT&hard=hard&clay=clay&grass=grass&carpet=carpet&country=ALL
(http://s9.postimg.org/pf4sc7667/Screen_Shot_2014_03_03_at_21_03_30.png)

(http://s4.postimg.org/r9rn7726x/pup.jpg)
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Post by: bigmc on March 03, 2014, 01:06:30 PM
http://www.atpstats.info/en/players/pers-stats.php?idp=13002&bday=1&bmonth=1&byear=2011&eday=31&emonth=12&eyear=2012&gs=GS&ms=MS&mc=MC&is=IS&ch=Ch&fu=F&sa=Sa&dc=DC&ot=OT&hard=hard&clay=clay&grass=grass&carpet=carpet&country=ALL
(http://s9.postimg.org/pf4sc7667/Screen_Shot_2014_03_03_at_21_03_30.png)

(http://s4.postimg.org/r9rn7726x/pup.jpg)

i like your dog bro

ive got a german sheperd akita mix

ignorant dog users are scared of him

he is gentle as shit

do you get any of that with yours?
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Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 01:17:10 PM
i like your dog bro

ive got a german sheperd akita mix

ignorant dog users are scared of him

he is gentle as shit

do you get any of that with yours?
Thats not my dog, looks like him though.

Soft and daft as a brush.
Nearly six years old acts like hes 6 months.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: bigmc on March 03, 2014, 01:39:55 PM
Thats not my dog, looks like him though.

Soft and daft as a brush.
Nearly six years old acts like hes 6 months.

they are getting a lot of negative press in the uk at the min

especially that husky attack on the little baby

who the fuck buys a dog in the pub when they have young kids at home

some people shouldnt be allowed to keep dogs
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 03, 2014, 01:41:15 PM
I love playing racketball. not so much squash.  Would play a few times a week.  I had some of the worst bruises from getting whacked
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 01:45:34 PM
they are getting a lot of negative press in the uk at the min

especially that husky attack on the little baby

who the fuck buys a dog in the pub when they have young kids at home

some people shouldnt be allowed to keep dogs
Yep, those Malamutes are a big fucking dog, shouldnt be around babies at all no matter how well trained.
If any dog sees a baby for the firsts time it may just see it as prey and not a human at all.
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Post by: bigmc on March 03, 2014, 01:47:26 PM
Yep, those Malamutes are a big fucking dog, shouldnt be around babies at all no matter how well trained.
If any dog sees a baby for the firsts time it may just see it as prey and not a human at all.

i socialised my youngest with my dog 5 times before i brought him home

even now i never leave them together

they tend to give themselves pack status above little kids

it becomes protective

but they go alpha when the top dog isnt with them
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 01:48:17 PM
i socialised my youngest with my dog 5 times before i brought him home

even now i never leave them together

they tend to give themselves pack status above little kids

it becomes protective

but they go alpha when the top dog isnt with them
Agreed, anyone leaving a dog with a child is asking for trouble.
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Post by: Parker on March 03, 2014, 01:49:03 PM
they are getting a lot of negative press in the uk at the min

especially that husky attack on the little baby

who the fuck buys a dog in the pub when they have young kids at home

some people shouldnt be allowed to keep dogs
how much press are Brit breeds such as the English Staffy and Bull Terrier getting?
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: bigmc on March 03, 2014, 01:50:43 PM
how much press are Brit breeds such as the English Staffy and Bull Terrier getting?

there has been a couple of high profile incidents

usually scum that get the dogs for status mistreat them

then wonder why they bite someone

they are lovely dogs if raised right
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 01:54:59 PM
how much press are Brit breeds such as the English Staffy and Bull Terrier getting?
They always get bad press, they are a popular breed in the UK



E-Kul behind the sofa in this thread.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Parker on March 03, 2014, 02:01:21 PM
there has been a couple of high profile incidents

usually scum that get the dogs for status mistreat them

then wonder why they bite someone

they are lovely dogs if raised right
its odd like that...if a weimaraner or Rhodesian Ridgeback were  suddenly the breed of choice for eff ups, then you'd see an uptick in the headlines, then a demonizing of the breed.
If greyhounds were used to run down people, then you'd see articles on how "dangerous" they are...
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 02:05:24 PM
its odd like that...if a weimaraner or Rhodesian Ridgeback were  suddenly the breed of choice for eff ups, then you'd see an uptick in the headlines, then a demonizing of the breed.
If greyhounds were used to run down people, then you'd see articles on how "dangerous" they are...
Yep, used to be Rottweilers, before that German Sheps, now its pit bulls.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: bigmc on March 03, 2014, 02:05:29 PM
its odd like that...if a weimaraner or Rhodesian Ridgeback were  suddenly the breed of choice for eff ups, then you'd see an uptick in the headlines, then a demonizing of the breed.
If greyhounds were used to run down people, then you'd see articles on how "dangerous" they are...

it used to be rottweilers that got the shit

then when pit bull fighting got known

everyone wanted a pit bull or a dog that looked like one

our homeless shelters are full of them

they need to bring back dog licences scum wont pay a license fee to keep a dog
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Parker on March 03, 2014, 02:13:45 PM
Yep, used to be Rottweilers, before that German Sheps, now its pit bulls.
Dont forget Dobermans.
Now it's Cane Corsos and Presas.
Title: Re: At some point I dreamt about being a professional squash player
Post by: Simple Simon on March 03, 2014, 02:15:23 PM
(http://thebullybreeds.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/americanbulldogjohnsontype_bodytype.jpg)
American Bulldogs are gaining in popularity with the shithead element.