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Darren Avey

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Bouncers
« on: June 11, 2014, 05:39:31 AM »
 ::) Went to the casino last night, The Empire in Leicester square. This Polish bouncer started talking to me telling me about his 750lb dead, 500 bench and 650 squat. all raw. In his gym, in his shed! He also said English girls are horrible, most English guys are arsehoes. And Polands so much better.

Er then why doesn't he go back there? BS on all the lifts too. Apparently has a pec tear at the moment from speed repping 440!!!  ::)

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2014, 05:40:45 AM »
::) Went to the casino last night, The Empire in Leicester square. This Polish bouncer started talking to me telling me about his 750lb dead, 500 bench and 650 squat. all raw. In his gym, in his shed! He also said English girls are horrible, most English guys are arsehoes. And Polands so much better.

Er then why doesn't he go back there? BS on all the lifts too. Apparently has a pec tear at the moment from speed repping 440!!!  ::)

Darren,

I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2014, 05:41:23 AM »
I agree.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2014, 05:44:14 AM »
::) Went to the casino last night, The Empire in Leicester square. This Polish bouncer started talking to me telling me about his 750lb dead, 500 bench and 650 squat. all raw. In his gym, in his shed! He also said English girls are horrible, most English guys are arsehoes. And Polands so much better.

Er then why doesn't he go back there? BS on all the lifts too. Apparently has a pec tear at the moment from speed repping 440!!!  ::)
Why do you think there are so many Polish jokes?

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2014, 06:17:34 AM »

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2014, 08:05:08 AM »
::) Went to the casino last night, The Empire in Leicester square. This Polish bouncer started talking to me telling me about his 750lb dead, 500 bench and 650 squat. all raw. In his gym, in his shed! He also said English girls are horrible, most English guys are arsehoes. And Polands so much better.

Er then why doesn't he go back there? BS on all the lifts too. Apparently has a pec tear at the moment from speed repping 440!!!  ::)

 ::)

Because he earns far more money in the UK than he would back home - the same reason why every immigrant wouldn't want to go back.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2014, 08:11:49 AM »
polish People are OK. At least the People i know. Of course they come to the UK and Germany for Money. A lot of them do Jobs here caring for older People because they are cheaper than the Germans. Have met a few idiots too from Poland but most are OK. East Germans are worse in my eyes. Raciest Bastards.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2014, 08:24:58 AM »
Polish women are hot

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2014, 08:25:23 AM »
::) Went to the casino last night, The Empire in Leicester square. This Polish bouncer started talking to me telling me about his 750lb dead, 500 bench and 650 squat. all raw. In his gym, in his shed! He also said English girls are horrible, most English guys are arsehoes. And Polands so much better.

Er then why doesn't he go back there? BS on all the lifts too. Apparently has a pec tear at the moment from speed repping 440!!!  ::)

he's right!

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2014, 08:27:48 AM »
Polish women are hot
yes and attentive.. they know what a man wants. Russian Women are Gold diggers.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2014, 08:40:37 AM »
Ha funny you should say that Donny I won about £120 on black jack and suddenly this Russian girl was all friendly saying go for more go for more. I thought bloody hell love ive won 120 notes, what would you think of the fuckers in the "VIP Platinum room" playing for 10s of grands.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2014, 08:44:28 AM »
Ha funny you should say that Donny I won about £120 on black jack and suddenly this Russian girl was all friendly saying go for more go for more. I thought bloody hell love ive won 120 notes, what would you think of the fuckers in the "VIP Platinum room" playing for 10s of grands.
Russian women are really Gold Diggers. What is sad most end up as whores here in Germany. Polish Women have more of a Family instinct.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2014, 08:48:48 AM »

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2014, 08:50:40 AM »
Ha funny you should say that Donny I won about £120 on black jack and suddenly this Russian girl was all friendly saying go for more go for more. I thought bloody hell love ive won 120 notes, what would you think of the fuckers in the "VIP Platinum room" playing for 10s of grands.

Darren......I'd be "all friendly" with you even if you didn't have 120 notes.

What say you big boy?

 ;D

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2014, 08:53:09 AM »
Darren......I'd be "all friendly" with you even if you didn't have 120 notes.

What say you big boy?

 ;D
leave you Boys to it  ;D

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2014, 08:58:17 AM »
My main issue with poles in the uk..(apart from the fact there are too many) is they never fooking smile  :D

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2014, 09:09:41 AM »
My main issue with poles in the uk..(apart from the fact there are too many) is they never fooking smile  :D
mate would you smile with no teeth ?

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2014, 09:10:26 AM »
Apparently has a pec tear at the moment from speed repping 440!!!  ::)

 :D

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2014, 09:11:37 AM »
leave you Boys to it  ;D

Define "it" please..... ;D   ;D   ;D

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2014, 09:13:52 AM »
Define "it" please..... ;D   ;D   ;D
saying nothing  ;D

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2014, 05:29:03 PM »
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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2014, 05:31:02 PM »
A bouncer will push you in the neck and not even care.  Doormen have seen a lot of shit in their day.

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Re: Bouncers
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2014, 03:10:12 AM »
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