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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2017, 05:54:22 AM »
Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2017, 05:58:13 AM »
Hard work always pays off later but laziness pays off now.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2017, 05:59:40 AM »
It's 5:00 somewhere.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #28 on: January 05, 2017, 06:04:36 AM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on January 04, 2017, 08:23:56 PM
Awwww, the nutsack hanger doesn't know where to turn. No asshairs to hang off like the piece of shit dingleberry he is.

The lame fucking copycat and his shitty photoshops. Catch aids, then cancer phaggot.

Time to make another thread
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #29 on: January 05, 2017, 06:47:51 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on January 04, 2017, 11:49:00 PM
"I don't take kindly to disrespect. Not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in line at Walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners...anywhere.

People talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

Spent many years in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most people here in the 'real world' aren't ready for what could happen...and run their mouths like the world is a make-believe cartoon. Despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying the bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

The guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. If you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day."

Who originally posted this?  Was this their own words?
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NelsonMuntz

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2017, 06:51:31 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 05, 2017, 06:47:51 AM
Who originally posted this?  Was this their own words?

ESFitness I believe
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2017, 07:01:35 AM »
if you go to bed with an itchy ass, you will wake up with a smelly finger.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2017, 07:07:41 AM »
one in the stink and two in the pink.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2017, 07:09:24 AM »
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2017, 07:11:36 AM »
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Walter Sobchak

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2017, 05:14:19 PM »
Quote from: NelsonMuntz on January 05, 2017, 06:04:36 AM
Time to make another thread

I guess for an AIDS ridden retarded phaggot like you, that would be considered a wise saying.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2017, 05:31:00 PM »
Apprentice: "Master, I want to become a famous sculptor. What should I do?”

Master: “Well, tell me, what kind of a statue would you like to make?”

Apprentice:  “More than anything else, I would like to sculpt a beautiful elephant.”

Master: “Fine. Here is some marble, a mallet, and a chisel. All you have to do now is carve away everything that does not look like a beautiful elephant.”
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NelsonMuntz

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2017, 05:45:07 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on January 05, 2017, 05:14:19 PM
I guess for an AIDS ridden retarded phaggot like you, that would be considered a wise saying.
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Quote from: NelsonMuntz on January 05, 2017, 06:50:55 AM
All your talk, yet still no pic to back your shit up, the competition physique and fleet of cars, as you claim

If you post that, you may get back the respect you lost here.
with your current words, even groink is a better poster than you because at least he posted pics and was not a chicken shit
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Chadwick The Beta

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2017, 06:30:40 PM »
1.  Liar Priest chilidogged booty.

2.  They should spank black kids harder in schools; they've tried everything else.

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2017, 01:18:00 PM »
Never trust a man who won't drink a beer

Never trust a man who wears a hairpiece
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #40 on: January 06, 2017, 01:28:24 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on January 06, 2017, 01:18:00 PM
Never trust a man who won't drink a beer

Never trust a man who wears a hairpiece

So don't trust Bob Chiccerello?
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NelsonMuntz

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #41 on: January 06, 2017, 02:30:27 PM »
Never log onto GetBig when you have drank too much and just experimented with Cock for the first time- Shizzo
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #42 on: January 06, 2017, 02:31:11 PM »
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #43 on: January 06, 2017, 04:02:52 PM »
never trust a black person.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #44 on: January 06, 2017, 05:48:12 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on January 06, 2017, 04:02:52 PM
never trust a black person.

Or A Muslim.
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Yamcha

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #45 on: January 16, 2017, 10:34:38 AM »
Give a migrant a fish, and you'll feed him for the day.

Deport him, and you'll keep the local girls from getting raped.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #46 on: January 16, 2017, 10:47:02 AM »
"It is good to meet woman in Park, but better to park meat in woman."

                                                    -Confucious
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Chadwick The Beta

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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #47 on: January 16, 2017, 10:48:48 AM »
Quote from: Yamcha on January 16, 2017, 10:34:38 AM
Give a migrant a fish, and you'll feed him for the day.

Deport him, and you'll keep the local girls from getting raped.


this
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #48 on: January 16, 2017, 10:58:36 AM »
It's okay to prick your finger.
But don't finger your prick.
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Re: Wise Sayings
« Reply #49 on: January 16, 2017, 11:32:33 AM »
Quote from: Yamcha on January 16, 2017, 10:34:38 AM
Give a migrant a fish, and you'll feed him for the day.

Build him a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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