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What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« on: November 30, 2011, 01:44:21 PM »
Fucking lately by mid to end of day after sitting in a chair in dress pants, I will get up or move and get a whiff of some serious ball sweat.  I've tried baby powder but that works for about 5 minutes and gets messy and also looks like you were sniffing some coke at work.

I don't want to use that Axe spray and stink like a NYC Paki that just got off of the boat either. I've seen these spritz bottles for women but the scents are vanilla and flowers and don't want my balls smelling like baked goods and attracting the fatties in my office.

Is there a better solution to make that smell fresh?

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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM »
are you a briefs or boxer kind of man? or boxer briefs
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 01:47:31 PM »
Quote from: diamondcut on November 30, 2011, 01:45:59 PM
are you a briefs or boxer kind of man? or boxer briefs

Briefs.  Used to spend too much money on Calvin, Hillfiger and such undies and all the lycra and shit in it made my balls sweat more.

Now I just buy straight up plain cotton briefs from Walmart and just buy new ones every few months.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 01:53:27 PM »
diet
water
bathe
shave
soap
lotion
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 01:55:46 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on November 30, 2011, 01:44:21 PM
Fucking lately by mid to end of day after sitting in a chair in dress pants, I will get up or move and get a whiff of some serious ball sweat.  I've tried baby powder but that works for about 5 minutes and gets messy and also looks like you were sniffing some coke at work.

I don't want to use that Axe spray and stink like a NYC Paki that just got off of the boat either. I've seen these spritz bottles for women but the scents are vanilla and flowers and don't want my balls smelling like baked goods and attracting the fatties in my office.

Is there a better solution to make that smell fresh?




you and your lifting buddies could use your tongue and clean each other sweaty balls
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 01:57:13 PM »
GOLDBOND POWDER.

JUST PAT SOME ON. WHEN YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO GET DOWN, BRUSH/WASH THAT SHIT OFF.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2011, 02:34:42 PM »
Didn't we already have a swamp ass thread? I recall some worthy remedies if im not mistaking....chair positioning, asstro glide, diapers, etc
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 02:35:42 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on November 30, 2011, 01:44:21 PM
Fucking lately by mid to end of day after sitting in a chair in dress pants, I will get up or move and get a whiff of some serious ball sweat.  I've tried baby powder but that works for about 5 minutes and gets messy and also looks like you were sniffing some coke at work.

I don't want to use that Axe spray and stink like a NYC Paki that just got off of the boat either. I've seen these spritz bottles for women but the scents are vanilla and flowers and don't want my balls smelling like baked goods and attracting the fatties in my office.

Is there a better solution to make that smell fresh?




LOL @ baked goods


seriously ? .. do what women do ... use wet wipes and the stall at work .. you must go in there to use the urinal .. so use the stall instead and keep a wet wipe in your pocket and wash your junk

Quote from: nosleep on November 30, 2011, 01:57:13 PM
GOLDBOND POWDER.

JUST PAT SOME ON. WHEN YOU KNOW ITS TIME TO GET DOWN, BRUSH/WASH THAT SHIT OFF.

ICK .. Goldbond smells like medicine for fungi .. I'd rather sit next to a guy that smelled of babywipes
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 04:33:51 PM »
Stop sticking your dick in other men's asses and surprisingly it won't smell like shit
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 04:44:10 PM »
Why is baby powder messy? Sure some falls on the floor after you rub some on your balls, but thats okay. Just do it after the shower or in the bathroom.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 05:02:53 PM »
one days worth of build up shouldnt smell bad. you dont like the smell, your a guy. but women probably will, depending on their mood and how nasty they are. and if they can even smell it.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 05:04:47 PM »
everyone smells that way and the best thing is to not be fat and wear clothing that lets soem air in
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 05:14:54 PM »
Have you considered just draping yourself in velvet all day?
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 05:16:41 PM »
Quote from: tbombz on November 30, 2011, 05:02:53 PM
one days worth of build up shouldnt smell bad. you dont like the smell, your a guy. but women probably will, depending on their mood and how nasty they are. and if they can even smell it.

have you tested this theory? this is important.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 05:23:46 PM »
Quote from: W8M8 on November 30, 2011, 02:35:42 PM

LOL @ baked goods


seriously ? .. do what women do ... use wet wipes and the stall at work .. you must go in there to use the urinal .. so use the stall instead and keep a wet wipe in your pocket and wash your junk

ICK .. Goldbond smells like medicine for fungi .. I'd rather sit next to a guy that smelled of babywipes

solid advice
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2011, 05:24:38 PM »
I use wipes and have for over a decade.  At home I use Huggies clean and refreshing with mo toilet paper.  One usually does the job, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, and wipe from the front for the last one.  At work I use the wet wipes single packs, but I do use toilet paper first because they are thinner.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2011, 06:59:59 PM »
Get the 33333 guy to lick it for u...just tell him u hate black people
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2011, 07:01:36 PM »
Quote from: steamboatwillie on November 30, 2011, 05:24:38 PM
I use wipes and have for over a decade.  At home I use Huggies clean and refreshing with mo toilet paper.  One usually does the job, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, and wipe from the front for the last one.  At work I use the wet wipes single packs, but I do use toilet paper first because they are thinner.

U registered on getbig just to. Answer this one thread didn't u?
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2011, 07:06:41 PM »
Shave your balls bro it helps a lot. Get some better underwear.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2011, 07:10:28 PM »
When in doubt...freeball.
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2011, 07:11:03 PM »
Shower twice daily, shave them and also wear cotton underwear so that they can breath.   :D
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2011, 07:18:01 PM »
Quote from: njanvi on November 30, 2011, 06:59:59 PM
Get the 33333 guy to lick it for u...just tell him u hate black people

LOL.   I use baby powder.    Works best.   As for blacks - personally - I like blacks on a one to one situation     

Politically and culturally?   Not so much. 
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2011, 07:33:33 PM »
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2011, 07:50:21 PM »
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Re: What do you guys use to freshen up that sweaty balls smell?
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2011, 08:21:34 PM »
WTF dude.  Seriously your balls have their own sweaty smell? You know this how? Have you stuck your head down between your legs and have smelt your own balls?  Obvioulsy you're serious or you wouldn't have posted the question on the internetz and more specifically Getbig, so I 'll give you a serious answer.

Go to the toilet, lock yourself in a cubicle and take all your cloths off, then take a shit into either hand and proceed to rub it all over yourself but NOT your neck or face (people will see you have shit on you).  Get dressed, wash your hands thoroughly and then walk out. Voila!!!! not more sweaty balls smell!!

Thank me later.
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