me and a friend went to San Francisco for Beer Feast a few years back and we hit up a massage parlor , paid something like $40 a 30min massage, Big Asian tit whore comes in , touches my back with her finger tips and is like
Whachuu wannn? - Hoe
I was like i dont know a Blowjob? - Me
CHew Hundred Dolla - Hoe
CHew? Chew too Mush , hows bouts $50 - Me
Fiffy chew low, Waaong Hundread , Jacky you off? - Hoe
WONG HUNDRED? Bitch you crazy i can jack myself off for nothing!! , Lets cut the fucking chase, show me your tits , touch my balls , and ill ge the fuck out of here contempt with throwing way $40 - ME
So i go outside and my roomate wasnt there, so im like this fucker (he is actually a regular at massage parlors) is getting the works, so 40min later he walks out, and im like so whatcha get? he was like "nothing just a fucking hand job, Fuck mothers day is next weekend i could of used those $100 to buy my mom some shoes" (take it, his wife also came with us on the trip, she was at her cousins house while we went out for an hour or 2)
Moral of the story , stay away from the asian hoes in SF