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Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« on: June 26, 2008, 04:25:24 PM »
Old news, but still funny.



Michael is the creator of "Jaguar Enterprises".

He was arrested September 26, 2004 and has been in jail since then.

Michael was arrested for
1) Selling medical devices not approved by the FDA
2) Exaggerating their effectiveness (a federal criminal offense)


His trial is scheduled for May 2nd, 2005. The judge scheduled for this case is Rudolph Randa.








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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 04:26:25 PM »
Why does he use so many fake names? Trying to hide something?


http://www.casewatch.org/doj/forrest/plea.shtml

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 08:47:03 PM »
This leads me to believe that the gas caps are 100% foolproof and work miraculously!

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2008, 02:18:59 AM »
Old news, but still funny.



Michael is the creator of "Jaguar Enterprises".

He was arrested September 26, 2004 and has been in jail since then.

Michael was arrested for
1) Selling medical devices not approved by the FDA
2) Exaggerating their effectiveness (a federal criminal offense)


His trial is scheduled for May 2nd, 2005. The judge scheduled for this case is Rudolph Randa.


Tapper,

What is your intent for posting that? you know very well that that individual is not me. You know Michael Forrest is just one of the many individuals and or comapanies around the world that have named their business Jaguar Enterprises.

There's a welsh dollmaker, an Indian engineering firm, a karaoke singer in Texas, a financial services firm in California... etc., etc., etc., ...the list goes on.

Are you deliberately trying to associate a convicted felon with my company? Is that your motive?
...because from this perspective, it appears to be so.


This leads me to believe that the gas caps are 100% foolproof and work miraculously!

The gas caps have nothing to do with Michael Forrest, but yes, you are correct they do work.
They aren't foolproof though, many users have been known to mess up the application.

If you understand how the product works, you will realize it is a process and not an event.
You will also understand that it is impossible for it not to work, and if you're not seeing the results,
...it's a sure-fire diagnostic that there is something that's preventing you from seeing the results.
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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2008, 02:23:36 AM »
so Jag is a conman posting from jail?   :o  I kinda had some suspicions!

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2008, 04:35:54 AM »
so Jag is a conman posting from jail?   :o  I kinda had some suspicions!

 ;D

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2008, 10:05:45 AM »



The gas caps have nothing to do with Michael Forrest, but yes, you are correct they do work.
They aren't foolproof though, many users have been known to mess up the application.



So if they dont work, ITS OUR FAULT.

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2008, 11:33:41 AM »
You know the old routine.

"Well the house was still standing when I left"

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2008, 02:18:40 PM »
So if they dont work, ITS OUR FAULT.

If you overdose it, ...YES!  If you have a bad fuel to air, ...YES  If you're not putting in enough, ...YES

If your engine if full of carbon deposits, ...YES! (It will take time for the caplets to first burn off the carbon before the catalytic coating can go into place)

It is a process, ...not an event.

I've had many customers tell me they thought the product didn't work and that they've noticed nothing.
I've advised them to simply keep using them, ...and sure enough, once they burned off the excess carbon that existed in their engine, they saw the results they were looking for.
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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2008, 02:30:14 PM »
If you overdose it, ...YES!  If you have a bad fuel to air, ...YES  If you're not putting in enough, ...YES

If your engine if full of carbon deposits, ...YES! (It will take time for the caplets to first burn off the carbon before the catalytic coating can go into place)

It is a process, ...not an event.

I've had many customers tell me they thought the product didn't work and that they've noticed nothing.
I've advised them to simply keep using them, ...and sure enough, once they burned off the excess carbon that existed in their engine, they saw the results they were looking for.


We sure believe you honey, given your fine history of telling the truth and all ;D

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 02:32:58 PM »
hahah this chick was spouting that she had the cure for SARS---sounds pretty similar to me to what the conman has been convicted of (selling cures for AIDS, hepatitis etc...)


Tapper is on an owning rampage 8)

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 03:39:21 PM »
hahah this chick was spouting that she had the cure for SARS---sounds pretty similar to me to what the conman has been convicted of (selling cures for AIDS, hepatitis etc...)


Tapper is on an owning rampage 8)

I never claimed to have a cure for SARs, I said that based on what we knew so far about SARs the best way to protect yourself was to maintain a strong immune system, and that there were herbal supplements that could be used to support a strong immune function in the body. I then invited the gentlemen to listen to a talk being given by a doctor.

Don't try to twist my words.
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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2008, 04:24:26 PM »
And I'm sure you had some way to make money off the whole thing.

Its all a scheme.

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Re: Michael Forrest of Jaguar Enterprises Jailed by FDA
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2008, 04:25:28 PM »
I never claimed to have a cure for SARs, I said that based on what we knew so far about SARs the best way to protect yourself was to maintain a strong immune system, and that there were herbal supplements that could be used to support a strong immune function in the body. I then invited the gentlemen to listen to a talk being given by a doctor.

Don't try to twist my words.
So you're a snake oil merchant too  ???