Author Topic: Toughest guy.... (Read 1325 times)

Eyeball Chambers · « **on:** May 21, 2009, 10:38:02 PM »

When I'm with a group of guys I sometimes wonder, "Am I the toughest guy here? Could I take these guys? Could I take two of them at the same time?"

Is that normal?

McFarland · « **Reply #1 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:42:31 PM »

Quote from: RPF on May 21, 2009, 10:38:02 PM

When I'm with a group of guys I sometimes wonder, "Am I the toughest guy here? Could I take these guys? Could I take two of them at the same time?"

Is that normal?

Its normal to think huge and be huge

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #2 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:44:08 PM »

Quote from: McFarland on May 21, 2009, 10:42:31 PM

Its normal to think huge and be huge

Is it normal to think huge and be medium?

polychronopolous · « **Reply #3 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:46:31 PM »

Just walk towards the bathroom and flare the lats and arms out so far that you have trouble walking in straight and have to turn sideways just to make it.

No one will fuck with you from there on out.

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #4 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:47:11 PM »

If anyone eyeballs you just spit in their face.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #5 on:** May 21, 2009, 10:50:04 PM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on May 21, 2009, 10:47:11 PM

If anyone eyeballs you just spit in their face.

A while back some jackass tried to stare me down, he was walking into a store and I was sitting in a car, I said "What bitch?" out the car window, and as he walked forward while looking back at me he walked right into the corner of the door that his friend was holding open for him. It about knocked him out, funny as hell.

Bast175 · « **Reply #6 on:** May 21, 2009, 11:11:05 PM »

with the assault and battery laws is really stupid to get into fights. Without them, still pointless unless for self defense.

the_steevo_uk · « **Reply #7 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:39:24 AM »

Quote from: RPF on May 21, 2009, 10:50:04 PM

A while back some jackass tried to stare me down, he was walking into a store and I was sitting in a car, I said "What bitch?" out the car window, and as he walked forward while looking back at me he walked right into the corner of the door that his friend was holding open for him. It about knocked him out, funny as hell.

wow really funny...how old are you about 12?

Kwon · « **Reply #8 on:** May 22, 2009, 12:52:23 AM »

Quote from: RPF on May 21, 2009, 10:38:02 PM

When I'm with a group of guys I sometimes wonder, "Am I the toughest guy here? Could I take these guys? Could I take two of them at the same time?"

Is that normal?

Most guys stopped thinking like that around high-school.

How old are you?

IrishMuscle84 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:16:53 AM »

Quote from: Bast175 on May 21, 2009, 11:11:05 PM

with the assault and battery laws is really stupid to get into fights. Without them, still pointless unless for self defense.

EXACTLY.

mogulgangi · « **Reply #10 on:** May 22, 2009, 01:20:32 AM »

Quote from: RPF on May 21, 2009, 10:38:02 PM

When I'm with a group of guys I sometimes wonder, "Am I the toughest guy here? Could I take these guys? Could I take two of them at the same time?"

Is that normal?

... no homo after that?

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #11 on:** May 22, 2009, 06:58:01 AM »

Quote from: the_steevo_uk on May 22, 2009, 12:39:24 AM

wow really funny...how old are you about 12?

13

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #12 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:16:06 PM »

Quote from: RPF on May 21, 2009, 10:38:02 PM

When I'm with a group of guys I sometimes wonder, "Am I the toughest guy here? Could I take these guys? Could I take two of them at the same time?"

Is that normal?

if i saw you i'd have my greenberet friend hold you down while i took a leisurely crap on your face

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #13 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:45:46 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 22, 2009, 03:16:06 PM

if i saw you i'd have my greenberet friend hold you down while i took a leisurely crap on your face

That would probably serve me right.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #14 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:48:26 PM »

Quote from: RPF on May 22, 2009, 03:45:46 PM

That would probably serve me right.

you are disturbing...

seek help

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #15 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:52:35 PM »

Quote from: ProteinFarts! on May 22, 2009, 03:48:26 PM

you are disturbing...

seek help

I see your English skills are improving.

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #16 on:** May 22, 2009, 03:57:16 PM »

Quote from: RPF on May 22, 2009, 03:52:35 PM

I see your English skills are improving.

no...its just that my drinking skills took a plunge

Migs · « **Reply #17 on:** May 22, 2009, 09:24:25 PM »

taking ou thte first part of the post...it really sounded gay

tonymctones · « **Reply #18 on:** May 23, 2009, 07:17:41 AM »

RPF I have friends like you and Ill tell you what I tell them...what you need is a good old fashioned ass whopping to knock you off that perch to bring you back down to reality

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #19 on:** May 23, 2009, 08:42:08 AM »

Quote from: Migs on May 22, 2009, 09:24:25 PM

taking ou thte first part of the post...it really sounded gay

HAHAHAH So gay...

Quote from: tonymctones on May 23, 2009, 07:17:41 AM

RPF I have friends like you and Ill tell you what I tell them...what you need is a good old fashioned ass whopping to knock you off that perch to bring you back down to reality

You're probably right.

calfzilla · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2009, 08:36:29 AM »

I feel pretty tough...when I am in a car with the doors locked and traveling at least 35mph.

Eyeball Chambers · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2009, 10:43:11 AM »

Quote from: calfzilla on May 28, 2009, 08:36:29 AM

I feel pretty tough...when I am in a car with the doors locked and traveling at least 35mph.