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Title: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 07:36:17 AM
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

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Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: ProudVirgin69 on March 24, 2014, 07:38:41 AM
Pretty old but still gets a laugh
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: _aj_ on March 24, 2014, 07:41:04 AM
It's actually sadder to watch this than some of the Jason Genova delusions.

Just a pitiful lack of self-awareness.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 24, 2014, 07:54:43 AM
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

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Still a better Pool Party than Art Atwood's..... :P
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 07:56:31 AM
Robert Burneika.  It is one of the saddest sites ever.  The failed attempt at a fist pump makes me feel bad for the guy.  It's almost as pathetic as Groinks mug shot for drunk driving.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Agnostic007 on March 24, 2014, 08:03:38 AM
Does this guy not have any real friends that would tell him to sit the hell down? That was embarrassing to watch..
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 08:06:00 AM
Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.

(http://cs5799.vk.me/u169079997/-7/x_9095eba0.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 08:18:12 AM
Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.

(http://cs5799.vk.me/u169079997/-7/x_9095eba0.jpg)
because of his bulge
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 08:28:51 AM
because of his bulge

Not only the bulge but he is sexy, when you are lifting remember that you got to look sexy you cant look  like a blob.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: nasum on March 24, 2014, 08:30:46 AM
We've discussed this. That guy is a) old b) balding c) fat.

If you're attractive and have a decent physique (which he doesn't, he's a bloated sack of mega-dosed baby shit without even the decency to be lean)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 08:36:43 AM
We've discussed this. That guy is a) old b) balding c) fat.

If you're attractive and have a decent physique (which he doesn't, he's a bloated sack of mega-dosed baby shit without even the decency to be lean)

He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 08:37:36 AM
THE PROBLEM IS ALL THE WOMEN THERE ARE WHITE
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: mphgrove on March 24, 2014, 08:40:30 AM
However, he does seem to be enjoying the attention of the schmoe with the camera. There's one person anyway he could get a blow job from if he wants it.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 08:42:23 AM


alex lesukov jumped by a pack of negro women
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Darren Avey on March 24, 2014, 08:43:43 AM
Would you take a punch from him?

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 08:45:45 AM


alex lesukov jumped by a pack of negro women

That video summarises the day of a getbigger

















































in his dreams
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: BigCyp on March 24, 2014, 08:46:48 AM
Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.

(http://cs5799.vk.me/u169079997/-7/x_9095eba0.jpg)

That 'haircut' is the shittiest thing I have ever seen, makes him look like a gay lil wayne
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 08:48:02 AM
Would you take a punch from him?

Would he take a punch from me?

What he did there was the equivalent of a sucker puch (albeit a pre-agreed one) there's skinny hebrew knocking peoples lights out left and right with sucker punches, nothing unusual or impressive there. That bodybuilder will not get past a 3 minute round sparring with his cardio.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 08:54:10 AM
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 08:58:29 AM

"Like 30 seconds, like a minute, ,like 100rpm, like…"

I would slap him around the head every time he used the word "like" whilst in my company.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on March 24, 2014, 09:03:23 AM
when you are lifting remember that you got to look sexy you cant look  like a blob.

This is actually great advice and people tend to lose sight of this.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 24, 2014, 09:04:24 AM
Burneika doing Yoga
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: falco on March 24, 2014, 09:11:21 AM
(http://i1145.photobucket.com/albums/o511/Benjamin_Leatherman/Wet%20Electric%202013/MOV01959_zpsd286944b.gif)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 09:12:44 AM
"Like 30 seconds, like a minute, ,like 100rpm, like…"

I would slap him around the head every time he used the word "like" whilst in my company.
LOL FUNNY SHIT...like a wwe skit...bob looked good there tho.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 09:14:22 AM
These pools are queer fests.  They're 3 feet high and people wading around in them trying to act cool.  The amount of white trash tatoos was unbearable.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 09:16:05 AM
LOL FUNNY SHIT...like a wwe skit...bob looked good there tho.

Stupid analhalo switched the vids, the original one was some random dumb fuck male fitness model saying "like" every other word.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: falco on March 24, 2014, 09:17:11 AM
(http://www.orkut.gmodules.com/gadgets/proxy?refresh=86400&container=orkut&gadgets=http%3A%2F%2Forkut.com%2Fimg.xml&url=https%3A%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-4JXB9ckMHgY%2FT3zpmiPx79I%2FAAAAAAAAAZk%2FCPhzgupn8os%2Fs320%2Fzyzz-o%252520%2525282%252529.gif)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 09:19:55 AM
(http://www.orkut.gmodules.com/gadgets/proxy?refresh=86400&container=orkut&gadgets=http%3A%2F%2Forkut.com%2Fimg.xml&url=https%3A%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-4JXB9ckMHgY%2FT3zpmiPx79I%2FAAAAAAAAAZk%2FCPhzgupn8os%2Fs320%2Fzyzz-o%252520%2525282%252529.gif)

Dead by 23...oh hang on  :-X
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 24, 2014, 09:21:50 AM
It's as if there was a director filming this and he told everyone at the pool to ignore the hideous monster and he will go away...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: falco on March 24, 2014, 09:26:16 AM
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/58000/Borat-Bodybuilder-58069.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Donny on March 24, 2014, 09:32:15 AM
Would he take a punch from me?

What he did there was the equivalent of a sucker puch (albeit a pre-agreed one) there's skinny hebrew knocking peoples lights out left and right with sucker punches, nothing unusual or impressive there. That bodybuilder will not get past a 3 minute round sparring with his cardio.
say this over and over again here...skill is key. you got to have 3 things, skill, stamina , natural aggression. met so many wanna be Bruce lee dicks in my time. Being big does not mean you are hard.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: falco on March 24, 2014, 09:33:18 AM
Burneika acts like he is the centre of all attentions but nobody could have care less...
Then he tries to act cool and impressive out of the pool and guess what? nobody gives a flying fawk.
Lol, what a douche.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: no one on March 24, 2014, 09:35:33 AM

sadly this is how they most are.

no real confidence. awkward in social situations. their whole persoanlity is based on being 'big', not being secure in themselves or having a well developed personality.

what really sucks is dildos like this give bigger guys a who are cool a bad name. stereotypes abound due to the behaviour of these guys.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: JasonH on March 24, 2014, 09:39:47 AM
Burneika acts like he is the centre of all attentions but nobody could have care less...
Then he tries to act cool and impressive out of the pool and guess what? nobody gives a flying fawk.
Lol, what a douche.

It doesn't help that he's strolling round at 0,0001 mph - he looks more like pool security scoping the joint than a carefree holidaymaker.

Either walk like you have to be somewhere, or stay the fuck still, soak up the sun with a drink and a smile on your face and just enjoy life.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 09:41:35 AM
It doesn't help that he's strolling round at 0,0001 mph - he looks more like pool security scoping the joint than a carefree holidaymaker.

Either walk like you have to be somewhere, or stay the fuck still, soak up the sun with a drink and a smile on your face and just enjoy life.
he should do like me

just order one drink after the other, get smashed and then the girls will come (or not)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 09:46:07 AM
he should do like me

just order one drink after the other, get smashed and then the girls will never come

Fixed
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: DroppingPlates on March 24, 2014, 09:48:04 AM
THE PROBLEM IS THAT WHITE WOMEN HAVE MORE CLASS

Fixed
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 09:54:50 AM
Fixed
"class" ??? whats that
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 10:01:54 AM
Thats because he look shit shit a blob a fridge with a big belly now if this guy was at the pool party everbody would have being staring and wanting to hook up.

(http://cs5799.vk.me/u169079997/-7/x_9095eba0.jpg)

Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: DroppingPlates on March 24, 2014, 10:04:46 AM
"class" ??? whats that

Being selective on higher hierarchy qualities
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: SuperTed on March 24, 2014, 10:11:22 AM
Turned into a pretty great thread last time:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=433113.0

 ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 10:22:11 AM
Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.
This.

A thin residue of the female population is legitimately excited by the sight of a muscular man with a low body fat index. They generally only fuck you once and move onto the next.

The other 98% either want money or a personality, even if it's a douchebag one with tribal tattoos and an oversized watch hanging off a meaty guido's wrist. As was mentioned, you'll likely have a glut of compliments from other men, gay or straight.

But the guy in the video isn't even in good shape, so I'm starting to wonder if it was done deliberately, as a parody of himself and the bodybuilding aesthetic in the context of the general population. Would make more sense than to see it as an attempt to show off.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: SuperTed on March 24, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
But the guy in the video isn't even in good shape, so I'm starting to wonder if it was done deliberately, as a parody of himself and the bodybuilding aesthetic in the context of the general population. Would make more sense than to see it as an attempt to show off.

Thats what I was thinking too.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: gracie bjj on March 24, 2014, 10:42:32 AM
people love a muscle guy that is humble n treats people good n has great sense of humor, no one likes a arrogant self centered meathead type of guy
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 11:25:08 AM
This.

A thin residue of the female population is legitimately excited by the sight of a muscular man with a low body fat index. They generally only fuck you once and move onto the next.

The other 98% either want money or a personality, even if it's a douchebag one with tribal tattoos and an oversized watch hanging off a meaty guido's wrist. As was mentioned, you'll likely have a glut of compliments from other men, gay or straight.

But the guy in the video isn't even in good shape, so I'm starting to wonder if it was done deliberately, as a parody of himself and the bodybuilding aesthetic in the context of the general population. Would make more sense than to see it as an attempt to show off.

The vid is just a snippet of an even longer video.  He was documenting his road to some championship or something.  A day in the life type thing.  This was a legit vid of him at the pool thinking he was hot shit.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 11:28:58 AM
The vid is just a snippet of an even longer video.  He was documenting his road to some championship or something.  A day in the life type thing.  This was a legit vid of him at the pool thinking he was hot shit.
Then you could argue that he wasn't trying to impress anyone there. They might've just been props on the stage of his bodybuilding lifestyle to set the mood when he's relaxing outdoors. I've watched that video twice and I really don't get the vibe he's cruising women or trying to get their attention, especially when he flexes by himself for the camera. It looks like he's in his own bubble and oblivious to the surroundings, which is something you notice in a lot of other bodybuilder training videos. I recall Jay Cutler stripping down to his briefs during the middle of a workout in his "One Step Closer" video, completely disinterested in everyone who was working out around him. But yeah, reinforces negative stereotypes about these guys, etc.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bradistani on March 24, 2014, 11:31:29 AM
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit



if that pool was full of getbiggers ,the water would have ended up resembling tapioca pudding once rob started bouncing those pecs
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2014, 11:38:33 AM
Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.
Problem is, not too many dudes have Ulisses physique, and he does have "attitude". Plus, his modeling pics are well known.
You may have women say, "Aren't you that guy?" Or "you look like that guy, with the 'U' name..."
And all he has to say is "Yeah, I'm that guy...", and then it's "OMG..."

And it's on.

When people have tons of tats, sometimes it's better to stand out and have none...with a positive attitude, and a great physique...

Burneika is a tool, a dude who flamed out before he started. He was hyped to be the next best thing. Come to find out, he was the next best joke.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bradistani on March 24, 2014, 11:40:56 AM
Dream on.  That physique probably gets him more stares from queers than women.  Any time in vegas at the pools there are all sorts of negroes with solid abs and physiques and not getting any tail.  Even saw this one white dude that had the same physique as this negro in the photo and wasn't getting any attention.  CHicks today care more about ugly tats and attitudes than they do about physiques.

that's a pussy slaying physique if ever there was one.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 11:43:14 AM
that's a pussy slaying physique if ever there was one.
Yes. Once the guy has spit his game and won the girl's confidence. Once they're in the bedroom and he takes his shirt off, he'll have her speaking in gibberish and begging to be degraded by someone with a Greek God physique like his.

However, that isn't what was being implied in that post he replied to. The idea that you can simply "get" women by looking like that is only true for a tiny minority of them. The majority will be like, "ok, you've got abs. What else do you do?"

if that's your only selling point, you won't get buns

qed
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 11:44:12 AM
that's a pussy slaying physique if ever there was one.

The better in shape I get, the more and more guys come to me with compliments.  It attracts homos and closet homos more than it does women.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Parker on March 24, 2014, 11:46:06 AM
The better in shape I get, the more and more guys come to me with compliments.  It attracts homos and closet homos more than it does women.
You need to turn the radar off, man.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 11:46:21 AM
The better in shape I get, the more and more guys come to me with compliments.  It attracts homos and closet homos more than it does women.
Because men are visual and women aren't, except for that brief window when they're preparing to spread their legs for you.

It's what wannabe Brad-Pitt-in-Fight Club types never understand when they begin their 4hrs of cardio-a-day and tanning bed program.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 11:46:42 AM
The better in shape I get, the more and more guys come to me with compliments.  It attracts homos and closet homos more than it does women.

have you tried going out without your make up on
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 24, 2014, 11:50:04 AM


ROFL!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Melkor on March 24, 2014, 11:51:00 AM
Very strong homo vibe throughout this thread

(no homo)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 11:52:09 AM
Very strong homo vibe throughout this thread

(no homo)
Well we're discussing the relative drawbacks of attracting male attention through trying to look good for women
and every poster is probably male, compounding the homoerotic nature of the enterprise
are you surprised
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 11:54:22 AM
Yes. Once the guy has spit his game and won the girl's confidence. Once they're in the bedroom and he takes his shirt off, he'll have her speaking in gibberish and begging to be degraded by someone with a Greek God physique like his.

However, that isn't what was being implied in that post he replied to. The idea that you can simply "get" women by looking like that is only true for a tiny minority of them. The majority will be like, "ok, you've got abs. What else do you do?"

if that's your only selling point, you won't get buns

qed

I can tell you this when you have a ripped sexy physique two things happens when you introduce yourself to women they will either go home and fuck your brains out the same night or give you their number and fuck your brains out after the first date, then they text their friends telling them about the hot sexy guy that they hooked up with.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Yanin on March 24, 2014, 11:55:00 AM
I love when getbiggers like this are lurking around the pool. I immediatly use it in my favor. My much smaller frame paired with hilarious jokes based on this guy puts me In the honey hole in an instant.. I often times find the most roided out fello to give my build a compairable boost..
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bradistani on March 24, 2014, 11:56:15 AM
The better in shape I get, the more and more guys come to me with compliments.  It attracts homos and closet homos more than it does women.

women just aren't as obvious. i never used to notice, ever, until the lass i was seeing at the time drew my attention to it.

i catch guys 'looking'  :P when i've got a serious beard growing.. i shit you not.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 12:22:53 PM
ROFL!!!

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is what I signed up for
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 24, 2014, 12:25:00 PM
this is what I signed up for

The guy crashing his bike is hilarious...

That video clip is killer, you know that fantasy runs through all these fools heads.  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 12:25:34 PM
The guy crashing his bike is hilarious...

That video clip is killer, you know that fantasy runs through all these fools heads.  ;D ;D ;D
what fantasy?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 24, 2014, 12:27:11 PM


Tosh.O should let Bob Chic do a web redemption.... lol
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 12:28:01 PM
cinematic masterpiece


they should do a full movie
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: no one on March 24, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
The better in shape I get, the more and more guys come to me with compliments.  It attracts homos and closet homos more than it does women.

show one pic of this 'shape' that doesnt attract women. based on this i can very well imagine what you look like.

every guy that i know who is in great shape all pull women. there is no exception to this rule. then again i dont hang out with idiots so im sure their personailities play a role in this as well.

but for you to say it deosnt attract women is bullshit. you attract guys cause your a permabulker. its that simple, you've never seen 5-6% in your life. thats why women ignore you, champ.

hope this helps.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Pet shop boys on March 24, 2014, 12:56:45 PM
These pools are queer fests.  They're 3 feet high and people wading around in them trying to act cool.  The amount of white trash tatoos was unbearable.


This.


Wooosshhhhhh
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: MAXX on March 24, 2014, 12:59:51 PM
any muscleman would look like a douche/loser walking around alone in a pool though
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Pet shop boys on March 24, 2014, 01:10:01 PM
One perfect example that the" bad ass bald muscle guy"  does not appeal to the girls at a pool or beach...


If you have great hair, and abs  (youre a muscular hot guy to any chick )


guys like Joe Manganiello (sp?) and Mario Lopez are muscular magnets guys in the eye of the average chick ...



I know everyone will agree but in 15 mins they will think Philsulin and Branch are pussy pulling machines all over again.




WoooSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH



Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Mawse on March 24, 2014, 01:13:46 PM
the only women who ever get touchy with me when I'm in shape are hefty black chicks, drunk 40+ trainwrecks, trannies and butch lesbians.

It certainly isn't a very compelling motivation to run tren for 3 months and starve myself into bulimia episodes.


Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 01:20:46 PM
the only women who ever get touchy with me when I'm in shape are hefty black chicks, drunk 40+ trainwrecks, trannies and butch lesbians.

It certainly isn't a very compelling motivation to run tren for 3 months and starve myself into bulimia episodes.




What women that get wet the moment they touch a muscle 9 times out of 10 look like:

(http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/club-girl-smoking-485x323.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00812/RSNF2799O-682_812228a.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/30/article-2351793-1A94C189000005DC-696_306x423.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-GGWoH8Z4Joo/TvurGW3qgfI/AAAAAAAAAU8/DIWuuVsXNus/s1600/Name+That+Skank.jpg)
(http://bbwcamsz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/bbw-webcam-slut.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 24, 2014, 01:23:03 PM
Tosh.O should let Bob Chic do a web redemption.... lol

Isn't Bob like 25% body fat today?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: falco on March 24, 2014, 01:31:50 PM
The better in shape I get, the more and more guys come to me with compliments.  It attracts homos and closet homos more than it does women.

How i understand your words... ???
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 01:38:55 PM
show one pic of this 'shape' that doesnt attract women. based on this i can very well imagine what you look like.

every guy that i know who is in great shape all pull women. there is no exception to this rule. then again i dont hang out with idiots so im sure their personailities play a role in this as well.

but for you to say it deosnt attract women is bullshit. you attract guys cause your a permabulker. its that simple, you've never seen 5-6% in your life. thats why women ignore you, champ.

hope this helps.

brutal  ;D

i am sure we are related  :D

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 01:42:42 PM
you seem to assume that women are the validation audience for most bodybuilders

has anybody considered how despite the obvious interest queers might have in bodybuilders the megamuscled are probably more admired and envied by heterosexual men.
I've been with women whilst out of shape and whilst holding less than 10% BF.

I've found both groups gave very little feedback on my physique, and far more on the discussions we had prior to being intimate. If they did comment on my physique, it was the hair on my head or the fact that I have a smaller than average little toe. Or the pattern of my dick's circumcision line. I think only 2 mentioned having "nice abs". Women really don't give a fuck how jacked or vascular you are. That's the preoccupation of straight men who want to look like you or gay men who wish they could sleep with you. When a girl fucks, she generally isn't concerned with checking out your obliques or gastrocnemius. Most click off mentally and just enjoy the moment. You could basically replace a bodybuilder's dick with an average shmoe's, and she wouldn't know the difference.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: viking1 on March 24, 2014, 01:42:52 PM
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn7/Free_MaryJane/Doodie.gif)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: calfzilla on March 24, 2014, 01:49:32 PM
Quote from: Skorp1o link=topic=527328.msg7408444# msg7408444 date=1395671777
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

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Yep this is the one I was talking about.   ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 01:53:48 PM
The women it attracts are drunks chicks or 5's and 6's.  The best looking chicks at any pool I go to are not with the guys in best shape.  it is quite the opposite of common logic.

show one pic of this 'shape' that doesnt attract women. based on this i can very well imagine what you look like.

every guy that i know who is in great shape all pull women. there is no exception to this rule. then again i dont hang out with idiots so im sure their personailities play a role in this as well.

but for you to say it deosnt attract women is bullshit. you attract guys cause your a permabulker. its that simple, you've never seen 5-6% in your life. thats why women ignore you, champ.

hope this helps.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 01:54:35 PM
The women it attracts are drunks chicks or 5's and 6's.  The best looking chicks at any pool I go to are not with the guys in best shape.  it is quite the opposite of common logic.


you have no game
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 01:57:30 PM
you have no game
Fair point. But guys with good game don't need the shape to pull pum. That's a universal fact that has been proven repeatedly. The muscles are a bonus.

If all you do have is muscles, you'll get what he just described: the skags.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: headhuntersix on March 24, 2014, 01:58:42 PM
the only women who ever get touchy with me when I'm in shape are hefty black chicks, drunk 40+ trainwrecks, trannies and butch lesbians.

It certainly isn't a very compelling motivation to run tren for 3 months and starve myself into bulimia episodes.




Post of the week.....your work here is done.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 01:59:27 PM
Fair point. But guys with good game don't need the shape to pull pum. That's a universal fact that has been proven repeatedly. The muscles are a bonus.

If all you do have is muscles, you'll get what he just described: the skags.

i agree

lyrics and confidence are everything

but being in shape gives you an edge when you start hitting on 9s
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 02:00:05 PM
you have no game

not talking about myself.  You just answered it.  It's about having game, not abs
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: flinstones1 on March 24, 2014, 02:01:15 PM
bbing just to get women is  a stupid investment.  Sure you at 220 pounds might get in her pants a little quicker than you at 180 pounds but If a girl thinks your cute or likes your personality you probably could of probably gotten in her pants anyway
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 02:03:06 PM
bbing just to get women is  a stupid investment.  Sure you at 220 pounds might get in her pants a little quicker than you at 180 pounds but If a girl thinks your cute or likes your personality you probably could of probably gotten in her pants anyway

Anyone that lifts weights to "get the chicks" will end up with older divorcees or fat chicks coming on to them.  it seems that the media has pounded it into girls' heads that any guy in great shape is out to get you.  Women seem to get offended when you are in good shape.  They think you're up to no good.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:03:44 PM
this is how gal does it, sounds pretty much legit

for players,women come and go.

was out all weekend , same as ever, women giving the please fuck me stares, not all but a good 50%, usely the ones with good self esteem.

so i aproach one of them, shes some personal fitness trainer, she initialy says im too dangeros for her, i ask her what she means,im not assasin, she says nono dangeros for women to have serious relationship.

i say fine, no problemo and carry on chatting up others,its like machinegunning whales in a barrel, metaphoricaly speaking.

so her female frend aproaches me shortly later, and says her personal trainer frend wants my number(btw a frend who was out with me tried his luck on them too they told him they were lesbians).i say so now im not no dangerous nomore eh.

she asks if i smoke, i say ofc, so we go out, the whole groups she and her 4 ladies who were with her, and me and my 4frends who were with me.

and many bystanders there too.and then the following dicussion happend, not making anything up, can take this to the bank.

she ask if that physique is natural or not.

i do not reply with words, i lift up the utterly homosexual top i wear and show the rock shiseled abs(am lean as hell0.

then she suprise me with the question"do you look as dry all year"

i say yes pretty much like this.she says this is phenomenal very few manage this.

so she asks again if its natural(she knows the answer anyway shes the kind to play around with questions), i tell her why does it matter she qualifies by looks for me to have sex with her.

by now the betas gather around, as if somebody is giving away free hot dogs where i stand.

she asks if im well hung she dont want a small cock anymore, i tell her to not worry,basicaly im a black man in white skin, and tell her if shes the kind who prefers legs equivalent to upper body development.she say yes, i pull down trousers while saying well ,look and can have look at my anaconda too,she says nono dont undress.

i sstop it, and proceed to check her out, similiar to a pat down at airporto.

etcetc, later on pull her towards me and get a stiffy, making sure she can feel it.

furthermore i made clear i want her to wear stockings for the sex and whether she minds if i take her foot into my mouth during the sex(yes still all ppl there).

this isnt even everything, i forgot most, and guess what went home with other girl anyway, but the one fromt he talk above is scheduled for next weekend.

moral of the story, just because a woman has huge tits(most with huge tits are disgusting fattos anyway,the one above has the mandatory plastic euders btw)is by far no reason to "stick around".


Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: TrueGrit on March 24, 2014, 02:04:58 PM
This was tito's vid.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 02:06:26 PM
this is how gal does it, sounds pretty much legit


Gal is honest though.  Admits he trolls the 6's and 7's and is able to get them, but to get the 9's and 10's having abs is nice but not what it truly takes.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:08:15 PM
Gal is honest though.  Admits he trolls the 6's and 7's and is able to get them, but to get the 9's and 10's having abs is nice but not what it truly takes.
Yep, but a Lexus will get you them. No fucking problem.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 24, 2014, 02:08:35 PM
this is how gal does it, sounds pretty much legit


ive been out with gal

he has phenomenal confidence

and plays the numbers game

you cant lose that way
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 02:11:12 PM
ive been out with gal

he has phenomenal confidence

and plays the numbers game

you cant lose that way

It's that not giving a fuck attitude that chicks like.  Burneika in that vid was reeking of insecurities bouncing his chest hoping to draw attention to himself but no one even blinked.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 02:13:33 PM
....... it was the hair on my head or the fact that I have a smaller than average little toe. Or the pattern of my dick's circumcision line. I think only 2 mentioned having "nice abs". Women really don't give a fuck how jacked or vascular you are. That's the preoccupation of straight men who want to look like you or gay men who wish they could sleep with you. When a girl fucks, she generally isn't concerned with checking out your obliques or gastrocnemius. Most click off mentally and just enjoy the moment. You could basically replace a bodybuilder's dick with an average shmoe's, and she wouldn't know the difference.

Biggest pile of menure I've ever read. I've had girls rub me off like nobodies business and fondle my arms and my abs and my chest and just abt molest me....and yes there were hot chicks in their 20s . Girls that aren't into muscles are busy sucking off a 50 yr with a Bentley or feeling secure with a circus ugly guy worshiping the ground under their feet.

Girls like men with good physique, providing u have a full package, dress sense,personaluty...etc
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: calfzilla on March 24, 2014, 02:16:31 PM
ive been out with gal

he has phenomenal confidence

and plays the numbers game

you cant lose that way

Exactly and the trick is not let the ones who shoot you down bother you. Hard to do I admit but if you are ok with rejection and don't look like shizzo then you are golden.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:18:14 PM
Biggest pile of menure I've ever read. I've had girls rub me off like nobodies business and fondle my arms and my abs and my chest and just abt molest me....and yes there were hot chicks in their 20s . Girls that aren't into muscles are busy sucking off a 50 yr with a Bentley or feeling secure with a circus ugly guy worshiping the ground under their feet.

Girls like men with good physique, providing u have a full package, dress sense,personaluty...etc
So because a couple of them did that, it means all of them do? Fallacy.

We've established there is a category of women that loves doing what you described. They're either skanky, old, or chubby (or all three). I've never seen anything over a 6.5 do those things you described, especially outside the bedroom. And guys in good shape tell me the same...their physique didn't factor into getting the girl in bed after they got talking. It was an icebreaker...at most.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Rudee on March 24, 2014, 02:18:53 PM
Can someone tell me what the name is of that catchy tune is that's playing in the first video?  Thx
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:19:38 PM
Exactly and the trick is not let the ones who shoot you down bother you. Hard to do I admit but if you are ok with rejection and don't look like shizzo then you are golden.
An even better technique is to talk to them without proposing anything. Half the time, they'll bring up the idea of going out rather than you doing it. No rejection potential there.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 24, 2014, 02:22:06 PM
So because a couple of them did that, it means all of them do? Fallacy.

We've established there is a category of women that loves doing what you described. They're either skanky, old, or chubby (or all three). I've never seen anything over a 6.5 do those things you described, especially outside the bedroom. And guys in good shape tell me the same...their physique didn't factor into getting the girl in bed after they got talking. It was an icebreaker...at most.

Most of them do...some more than others, I haven't had sex with anythinh below an 8 for years as a minimum. The better looking they are the more hung up abt my appearance they were, some were fashion models and some were glamour models.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: calfzilla on March 24, 2014, 02:25:10 PM
Can someone tell me what the name is of that catchy tune is that's playing in the first video?  Thx

Not sure it may be. Britney Spears  ???
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:26:10 PM
Most of them do...some more than others, I haven't had sex with anythinh below an 8 for years as a minimum. The better looking they are the more hung up abt my appearance they were, some were fashion models and some were glamour models.
Thats nice but we're not arguing about what women do in bed. Most of them grab/pull/stroke/admire your body when you're having sex, whether you're jacked or an average guy.

We're talking about whether being in elite shape guarantees or significantly improves your odds of getting attractive women in social settings. And in most cases, it doesn't. It's a bonus. Definitely something to talk about and they'll admire your dedication/fitness level. But it won't go further than that unless you have the goods personality-wise and preferably a decent apartment to take them back to.

If you're jacked and living in your mother's spare room, you won't get laid by anything but the ugliest ditch pigs. Fact.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 02:35:39 PM
Shhhh, you're crushing the dreams of guys who hope the 2500 crunches they do each day will help them pull poon this summer.

Thats nice but we're not arguing about what women do in bed. Most of them grab/pull/stroke/admire your body when you're having sex, whether you're jacked or an average guy.

We're talking about whether being in elite shape guarantees or significantly improves your odds of getting attractive women in social settings. And in most cases, it doesn't. It's a bonus. Definitely something to talk about and they'll admire your dedication/fitness level. But it won't go further than that unless you have the goods personality-wise and preferably a decent apartment to take them back to.

If you're jacked and living in your mother's spare room, you won't get laid by anything but the ugliest ditch pigs. Fact.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:37:11 PM
Shhhh, you're crushing the dreams of guys who hope the 2500 crunches they do each day will help them pull poon this summer.

I assume hes trolling since he mentioned dating fashion models
obviously he doesnt realize all GB male users already do
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 24, 2014, 02:43:31 PM
Can someone tell me what the name is of that catchy tune is that's playing in the first video?  Thx

Duck Sauce "Your'e Nasty" Vocal Mix.
 It's on YouTube, I don't know how to embed videos. It samples Britney Spears. Duck Sauce is Armand Van Helden & A-Trak. Their really big track was "Barbara Streisand". I think they suck...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 02:48:18 PM
I assume hes trolling since he mentioned dating fashion models
obviously he doesnt realize all GB male users already do

Not long ago I saw what I would consider one of the prettiest chicks I've ever seen.  Just a spectacular specimen of a female from face to body, just perfect and in tow was her boyfriend, about 6 inches shorter wearing a black flat brimmed baseball hat, those super long black shorts with high black socks and a white t-shirt and the guy probably weighed 110 pounds.  Sure you can say that he probably has a 12 inch cock, but how would she know before meeting him?  You can say he has money but again he doesn't look like he has a single penny.  Probably just some guy who had the balls to talk to her probably from high school days or something.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: the trainer on March 24, 2014, 02:52:09 PM
I've been with women whilst out of shape and whilst holding less than 10% BF.

I've found both groups gave very little feedback on my physique, and far more on the discussions we had prior to being intimate. If they did comment on my physique, it was the hair on my head or the fact that I have a smaller than average little toe. Or the pattern of my dick's circumcision line. I think only 2 mentioned having "nice abs". Women really don't give a fuck how jacked or vascular you are. That's the preoccupation of straight men who want to look like you or gay men who wish they could sleep with you. When a girl fucks, she generally isn't concerned with checking out your obliques or gastrocnemius. Most click off mentally and just enjoy the moment. You could basically replace a bodybuilder's dick with an average shmoe's, and she wouldn't know the difference.

You are so full of shit maybe its because you are out of shape you are talking this crap to feel better, two guy are walking on a beach one is out of shape the other is ripped and vascular we all know who is going to get laid first.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 24, 2014, 02:53:14 PM
You are so full of shit maybe its because you are out of shape you are talking this crap to feel better, two guy are walking on a beach one is out of shape the other is ripped and vascular we all know who is going to get laid first.
The one who has charisma and personality.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 02:56:56 PM
The one who has charisma and personality.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: mik1111 on March 24, 2014, 03:04:31 PM
Women seem to get offended when you are in good shape.  They think you're up to no good.
they're smart... usually i'm only down to penetrate and get fellated
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 03:04:46 PM
You are so full of shit maybe its because you are out of shape you are talking this crap to feel better, two guy are walking on a beach one is out of shape the other is ripped and vascular we all know who is going to get laid first.
youre an idiot
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Bevo on March 24, 2014, 03:20:34 PM
show one pic of this 'shape' that doesnt attract women. based on this i can very well imagine what you look like.

every guy that i know who is in great shape all pull women. there is no exception to this rule. then again i dont hang out with idiots so im sure their personailities play a role in this as well.

but for you to say it deosnt attract women is bullshit. you attract guys cause your a permabulker. its that simple, you've never seen 5-6% in your life. thats why women ignore you, champ.

hope this helps.

This is true  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 03:29:10 PM
not if it indicates an unhealy level of self obsession
Correct. That is what makes the difference between a guy who is in exceptional shape and knows how to talk to women about anything but his shape
and guys whose main sales pitch revolves around their diet and leg & back split
which will lead to patronizing and sympathetic nods from the female
followed by an excuse to leave and rejoin her friends and probably some other guy who doesnt talk about his ab development
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 24, 2014, 03:40:53 PM
women just aren't as obvious. i never used to notice, ever, until the lass i was seeing at the time drew my attention to it.

i catch guys 'looking'  :P when i've got a serious beard growing.. i shit you not.

Dunno, in nightclubs here I openly get women feeling me up in front of gf and taking photos when I'm in shape. Maybe Irish girls are just sluts.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 03:59:54 PM
Dunno, in nightclubs here I openly get women feeling me up in front of gf and taking photos when I'm in shape. Maybe Irish girls are just sluts.

I see a trend here.  The Euros are for the argument that you need to have abs to get chicks and the americans are debunking that myth.  It seems Euro trash whores love the eye candy more than the American chick.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 24, 2014, 04:03:38 PM
I see a trend here.  The Euros are for the argument that you need to have abs to get chicks and the americans are debunking that myth.  It seems Euro trash whores love the eye candy more than the American chick.

Hard to see abs through a tight white t shirt. Anabolichalo factors - big arms with vascularity, making waste seem small (learned from Arnold) and wide shoulders. Doesn't hurt to be good looking and move hips well when dancing.

Also, alcohol is a big factor here... Ladies by day, sex craving rapists by night.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 04:04:07 PM
I see a trend here.  The Euros are for the argument that you need to have abs to get chicks and the americans are debunking that myth.  It seems Euro trash whores love the eye candy more than the American chick.
americans will say anything to justify their fatness

reality is women CAN tell a ripped arm from afattymcfattyfat arm
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 24, 2014, 04:06:33 PM
Hard to see abs through a tight white t shirt. Anabolichalo factors - big arms with vascularity, making waste seem small (learned from Arnold) and wide shoulders. Doesn't hurt to be good looking and move hips well when dancing.

Also, alcohol is a big factor here... Ladies by day, sex craving rapists by night.
as soon as they start feeling you up they go under the shirt assessing abs
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 24, 2014, 04:11:14 PM
as soon as they start feeling you up they go under the shirt assessing abs

I get away with girls feeling arms. If a girl slipped her hand up my top in front of gf she'd be decapitated. I have put their hands on my abs before when I'm in the clear and you need to place a "Caution: Wet Floor Sign" on the ground there and then.

I don't know why people think girls aren't superficial. Have you seen women's magazines creaming over twinks and discussing men's cocks? Next time you are out see how much more successful good looking guys are with women. Good conversation is a conduit to taking a woman home, good looks are the opening.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 04:14:25 PM
I don't know why people think girls aren't superficial.
lol
come again
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 24, 2014, 04:22:10 PM
lol
come again

Took 5 mins on youporn but job accomplished.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
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Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 05:28:56 PM
Robert Burneika.  It is one of the saddest sites ever.  The failed attempt at a fist pump makes me feel bad for the guy.  It's almost as pathetic as Groinks mug shot for drunk driving.

Or you trying to not be the antisocial geek who cant talk to women that you really are.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 05:33:22 PM
Or you trying to not be the antisocial geek who cant talk to women that you really are.
lol
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 05:45:19 PM
Thats nice but we're not arguing about what women do in bed. Most of them grab/pull/stroke/admire your body when you're having sex, whether you're jacked or an average guy.

We're talking about whether being in elite shape guarantees or significantly improves your odds of getting attractive women in social settings. And in most cases, it doesn't. It's a bonus. Definitely something to talk about and they'll admire your dedication/fitness level. But it won't go further than that unless you have the goods personality-wise and preferably a decent apartment to take them back to.

If you're jacked and living in your mother's spare room, you won't get laid by anything but the ugliest ditch pigs. Fact.

So.it does then. Of course women arent going to spread their legs because you have abs..but it certainly helps

Which I have known for 30 years but hey what do I know.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 05:54:50 PM
The one who has charisma and personality.

And if the both have charisma and personality ?

Or better yet neither of them do.

Whats with the assumption that ever out of shape turd has a great personality and game ?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 24, 2014, 05:58:04 PM
And if the both have charisma and personality ?

Or better yet neither of them do.

Whats with the assumption that ever out of shape turd has a great personality and game ?

They don't. They are always aware of their physical inferiorities.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 06:15:52 PM
They don't. They are always aware of their physical inferiorities.

Speaking from personal experience...there have been times in my life where I wasn't in good shape.
Most times i am...much easier to meet women when you look great.  How this can be disputed is beyond me
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 06:16:16 PM
Or you trying to not be the antisocial geek who cant talk to women that you really are.

You're such a sad human being.  Must be hell to cry yourself to sleep every night.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 06:33:54 PM
Speaking from personal experience...there have been times in my life where I wasn't in good shape.
Most times i am...much easier to meet women when you look great.  How this can be disputed is beyond me
Meeting is one thing.

Closing the deal physically and parlaying that into a relationship is another. For that, the size or definition of your muscles has literally zero relevance. None. Zip.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:06:17 PM
Meeting is one thing.

Closing the deal physically and parlaying that into a relationship is another. For that, the size or definition of your muscles has literally zero relevance. None. Zip.

If your muscles got your foot in the door, and you made the most of it...I'd say they had a whole fucking lot to do with it.

My GF loves my body, tells me every day. She loves ME too as far as a person..but physical attraction is HUGE in a long term relationship.

I'm in one over 4 years with a very desirable woman, married 12 years to a very attractive woman as well...you?

Not looking to start shit. Serious question

PS...I dont get the separation..my muscles are part of me, the whole package of me as a person...they aren't a pair of jeans
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 24, 2014, 07:09:15 PM
If your muscles got your foot in the door, and you made the most of it...I'd say they had a whole fucking lot to do with it.

My GF loves my body, tells me every day. She loves ME too as far as a person..but physical attraction is HUGE in a long term relationship.

I'm in one over 4 years with a very desirable woman, married 12 years to a very attractive woman as well...you?

Not looking to start shit. Serious question

Oh fuck. Now groink the male model with women lusting after his old man body. Drunk drive much?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:10:29 PM
If your muscles got your foot in the door, and you made the most of it...I'd say they had a whole fucking lot to do with it.

My GF loves my body, tells me every day. She loves ME too as far as a person..but physical attraction is HUGE in a long term relationship.

I'm in one over 4 years with a very desirable woman, married 12 years to a very attractive woman as well...you?

Not looking to start shit. Serious question
Again, fallacy of personal experience. You assume what is true of you must apply in general. I know people who can dislocate their shoulders and restore them in the socket with no pain or weird contortions. But 99% of people can't do it. It's a debating technique that's as old as the sun and is derided by people in debates who recognize it from the getgo.

History doesn't support your thesis. Most men are not in any shape we could qualify as decent on this site. Most men don't desire to be. Yet they have no problem finding partners, getting married, or having families. If being in your shape was a precondition for obtaining a woman, logically we would've gone extinct by now. So what I think you mean to say is that for you, being in above-average shape has opened doors that might've been closed otherwise with the opposite sex. I can tell you that for me, it made no difference. I've dated while fat and while ripped. Those women were mainly focused on what I did for a living and my views on family, the environment, relationships, and my hobbies. But when my appearance did come up, they consistently complimented my eyes, lips, or hairstyle. Only one ever told me she liked the veins on my arms or my ab development. Women like faces more than bodies, 9 times out of 10.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:12:32 PM
Oh fuck. Now groink the male model with women lusting after his old man body. Drunk drive much?

Anytime you want to compare let me know fatass.  ;)

Maybe you should show half your tricep again .
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: The Scott on March 24, 2014, 07:15:15 PM
This guy's stroll through the pool is hauntingly reminiscent of the Baby Ruth scene in "Caddyshack".
 
What a doodie.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: no one on March 24, 2014, 07:18:55 PM
ive been out with gal

he has phenomenal confidence

and plays the numbers game

you cant lose that way

hahaha really? how was that bro?

good to see the good guys hanging out irl off here.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:20:06 PM
Again, fallacy of personal experience. You assume what is true of you must apply in general. I know people who can dislocate their shoulders and restore them in the socket with no pain or weird contortions. But 99% of people can't do it. It's a debating technique that's as old as the sun and is derided by people in debates who recognize it from the getgo.

History doesn't support your thesis. Most men are not in any shape we could qualify as decent on this site. Most men don't desire to be. Yet they have no problem finding partners, getting married, or having families. If being in your shape was a precondition for obtaining a woman, logically we would've gone extinct by now. So what I think you mean to say is that for you, being in above-average shape has opened doors that might've been closed otherwise with the opposite sex. I can tell you that for me, it made no difference. I've dated while fat and while ripped. Those women were mainly focused on what I did for a living and my views on family, the environment, relationships, and my hobbies. But when my appearance did come up, they consistently complimented my eyes, lips, or hairstyle. Only one ever told me she liked the veins on my arms or my ab development. Women like faces more than bodies, 9 times out of 10.


Who Said it was a precondition ?

I said it doesnt hurt. All things being equal. If Shizzo and I were identical personlality wise, income wise and politically...who gets more action me or him ?

I offered a while back to do an experiment on POF where we put the same exact dialogue in two profiles but one with shizzos pics one with mine .and see which one gets more action,and the type of women.

Of course if you're a jerk off, chances are you wont last.  But um, that goes for skinny guys too you know

you just called me to the carpet for using personal experiences, then did the same thing in closing
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:22:14 PM
I said it doesnt hurt. All things being equal. If Shizzo and I were identical personlality wise, income wise and politically...who gets more action me or him ?
But your argument doesn't hold water because few people are identical in terms of character, temperament, background, etc.
What you should've asked was: If Shizzo and I look the way we do, but he's consistently more talented at winning the confidence of women and making them feel comfortable around him, not to mention they find him attractive as a person
would they still choose you because you're in better shape and follow a disciplined diet and exercise program
the answer's no
and that isn't up for discussion
sorry
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:22:50 PM
Also, I already covered how looks are a bonus and can help start a conversation with a woman earlier in the thread. You may want to read it from the beginning before recycling the stuff that's already been agreed on.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:26:05 PM
But your argument doesn't hold water because few people are identical in terms of character, temperament, background, etc.
What you should've asked was: If Shizzo and I look the way we do, but he's consistently more talented at winning the confidence of women and making them feel comfortable around him, not to mention they find him attractive as a person
would they still choose you because you're in better shape and follow a disciplined diet and exercise program
the answer's no
and that isn't up for discussion
sorry

Yes. And if they liked me better they would like me better.

Whats your point ?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:26:34 PM
Yes. And if they liked me better they would like me better.

Whats your point ?
What's yours? I didn't start talking to you. You came to me. Make your case. :)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:32:19 PM
What's yours? I didn't start talking to you. You came to me. Make your case. :)

I Did.

Your argument is convoluted.

 The only outcomes are ones that you predetermine.  I say what jf shizzo and I were identical..purely a hypothetical question. And an honest one.

Your response...well what if he had a better personality and was charming and chicks like him better ?

Well.yeah no shit.  But doesnt answer my question at all..does it ?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:34:54 PM
I Did.

Your argument is convoluted.

 The only outcomes are ones that you predetermine.  I say what jf shizzo and I were identical..purely a hypothetical question. And an honest one.

Your response...well what if he had a better personality and was charming and chicks like him better ?

Well.yeah no shit.  But doesnt answer my question at all..does it ?
Erm, you haven't debunked anything about my arguments other than quoting me an example from your background to somehow suggest they're not entirely accurate. As I pointed out, that's irrelevant to anyone else who doesn't live your life. There's things called axioms. They hold true in most cases.

Moreover, this is the Internet. What you say can't be proven, so it follows that I can't believe anything you've told me so far about yourself.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:37:45 PM
Erm, you haven't debunked anything about my arguments other than quoting me an example from your background to somehow suggest they're not entirely accurate. As I pointed out, that's irrelevant to anyone else who doesn't live your life. There's things called axioms. They hold true in most cases.

Moreover, this is the Internet. What you say can't be proven, so it follows that I can't believe anything you've told me so far about yourself.

Make sure you set the goalposts in really good after you've finished moving them  ;)

Toodles.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:38:40 PM
Make sure you set the goalposts in really good after you've finished moving them  ;)

Toodles.
You can't troll me, bud. I've been on message boards off and on for 15 years. Seen it all. This is the old circular pattern trolling type that I enjoy responding to. :)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:44:47 PM
You can't troll me, bud. I've been on message boards off and on for 15 years. Seen it all. This is the old circular pattern trolling type that I enjoy responding to. :)


I can tell, because that's exactly what you're doing. Im pretty straightforward

Carry on without me.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:45:53 PM

I can tell, because that's exactly what you're doing. Im pretty straightforward


That's good. So you won't mind if I ask you a question then.

Is it true you got arrested for DWI? What were thinking, man?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:47:19 PM
That's good. So you won't mind if I ask you a question then.

Is it true you got arrested for DWI? What were thinking, man?

I'm thinking we're done now  :)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:48:10 PM
That doesn't sound very straight to me, dude. I think you need to work on your integrity.  :'(
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:50:06 PM
That doesn't sound very straight to me, dude. I think you need to work on your integrity. :)

Mission Accomplished....trolls cant help.themselves around me  :D

Now I know how to treat you, thanks this has been informative..bye now
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bebop396 on March 24, 2014, 07:50:10 PM
Lots of experts in this thread...Men with money, great personality,sense of  humor, good looks, good build get the girls....This is not rocket science....
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: michael arvilla on March 24, 2014, 07:52:23 PM
just was the wrong bodybuilder............. .
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:52:31 PM
Mission Accomplished....trolls cant help.themselves around me  :D

Now I know how to treat you, thanks this has been informative..bye now
You've told me goodbye twice and said you were leaving three posts ago. I think being wrong on the Internet is something you haven't learned how to manage very well yet, man. That's the kind of thing women smell from a mile away, btw. Delicate ego. I'll lay you 3 to 1 shizzo can take a verbal lashing and beg for more while staring his enemy in the eye wheras you'd be swinging your fists into the back of a patrol car with a broke nose if anyone teased you in a movie theater or a Walmart checkout line. The muscles are a facade to cover a weak person with a weak personality.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: polychronopolous on March 24, 2014, 07:53:17 PM
And if the both have charisma and personality ?

Or better yet neither of them do.

Whats with the assumption that ever out of shape turd has a great personality and game ?

Yeah it's like the same way people think the British are so classy just because of their accents ::)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 07:55:30 PM
That's good. So you won't mind if I ask you a question then.

Is it true you got arrested for DWI? What were thinking, man?
what does this have to do with picking up women?or what attracts women to physical attributes on men,or groinks opinion on what he has experienced.your fishing and this is your finishing move/your touchdown to end it.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:57:50 PM
what does this have to do with picking up women?or what attracts women to physical attributes on men,or groinks opinion on what he has experienced.your fishing and this is your finishing move/your touchdown to end it.
No, it was a test of whether he's what he claims to be. If he's a straight shooter, he'd answer a straight question. But he'd about as straight as a pretzel. And your running to his defenses makes him look all the more guilty.

By the way, you may want to finally learn the difference with "your" and "you're" if you want anyone to take you seriously. It's like grade-school grammar, bud.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bebop396 on March 24, 2014, 07:58:08 PM
what does this have to do with picking up women?or what attracts women to physical attributes on men,or groinks opinion on what he has experienced.your fishing and this is your finishing move/your touchdown to end it.

I have noticed from experience that when a person is about to lose a current topic of arguement, they change the subject...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 07:58:29 PM
You've told me goodbye twice and said you were leaving three posts ago. I think being wrong on the Internet is something you haven't learned how to manage very well yet, man. That's the kin thing women smell from a mile away, btw. Delicate ego. I'll lay you 3 to 1 shizzo can take a verbal lashing and beg for more while staring his enemy in the eye wheras you'd be swinging your fists into the back of a patrol car with a broke nose if anyone teased you in a movie theater or a Walmart checkout line. The muscles are a facade to cover a weak person with a weak personality.

That's because I'm not wrong... I thought I wss actually going to engage in a respectful debate, what I found was yet another in the Looooong line of trolls here who fancy themselves "right"  because they say so...and jump right to personal.insults when they start looking stupid  ;)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 07:59:39 PM
That's because I'm not wrong... I thought I wss actually going to engage in a respectful debate, what I found was yet another in the Looooong line of trolls here who fancy themselves "right"  because they say so...and jump right to personal.insults when they start looking stupid  ;)
So basically you're not done and you can't stop arguing, despite avowals to do so on the previous page. You're not very good at being honest, man. Combined with your deflection of the DWI question, I think this casts your story about your personal life and success with women in an entirely new light. It now stinks of...bullshit. Which by extension demolishes your lukewarm attempt to make a dent in mine.

qed
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:01:18 PM
I have noticed from experience that when a person is about to lose a current topic of arguement, they change the subject...
He voluntarily ended the topic. So I chose a new one. Do you have an answer to that question? He isn't talking.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 08:03:38 PM
So basically you're not done and you can't stop arguing, despite avowals to do so on the previous page. You're not very good at being honest, man. Combined with your deflection of the DWI question, I think this casts your story about your personal life and success with women in an entirely new light. It now stinks of...bullshit. Which by extension demolishes your lukewarm attempt to make a dent in mine.

qed

I changed my mind.

And tore your assinine argument to shreds. And got you to start throwing out personal.insults and letting us all see you start the troll dance.

Glad I did.  :D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 08:04:13 PM
No, it was a test of whether he's what he claims to be. If he's a straight shooter, he'd answer a straight question. But he'd about as straight as a pretzel. And your running to his defenses makes him look all the more guilty.

By the way, you may want to finally learn the difference with "your" and "you're" if you want anyone to take you seriously. It's like grade-school grammar, bud.
ok ,,this is get big btw not final jeopardy.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:05:02 PM
I changed my mind.

And tore your assinine argument to shreds. And got you to start throwing out personal.insults and letting us all see you start the troll dance.

Glad I did.  :D
Quote me a post where you tore anything I said to shreds. So far I've seen you

1) Deflect a question about your criminal behavior in the real world
2) Say you were leaving twice, only to come back and argue more because you can't lose on the Internet
3) Call me a troll, after I clearly identified you as one first. Also called reverse trolling

Care to elaborate on these points?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:05:40 PM
ok ,,this is get big btw not final jeopardy.
So on getbig you can lie about your life and basically pillory someone with ad hominems until they either quit responding or tell you that you're right
and you're how old, 30+?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 08:06:02 PM
Quote me a post where you tore anything I said to shreds. So far I've seen you

1) Deflect a question about your criminal behavior in the real world
2) Say you were leaving twice, only to come back and argue more because you can't lose on the Internet
3) Call me a troll, after I clearly identified you as one first. Also called reverse trolling

Care to elaborate on these points?

Yes they are all.irrelevant nonsense.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bebop396 on March 24, 2014, 08:06:30 PM
He voluntarily ended the topic. So I chose a new one. Do you have an answer to that question? He isn't talking.

IDK, and I reallly do not care even though I got a kick out of the mug shot...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:08:14 PM
Yes they are all.irrelevant nonsense.
Let's review:

You're nearly 50, or possibly older.

You've been convicted of a felony and put other peoples' lives at risk through taking a joyride under the influence.

You have an imaginary relationship that you acquired purely through your exceptional aesthetics (lol).

You like to troll message boards with people 20-30 years younger than you. When you can't pull it off, you say you're leaving, only to come back 5 minutes later and keep crying.

Glad we're on the same page.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:09:36 PM
IDK, and I reallly do not care even though I got a kick out of the mug shot...
What? He has a mugshot on the Internet? Wow. Even more pathetic than I thought.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bebop396 on March 24, 2014, 08:12:43 PM
I will associate myself with a felon over some bible thumping christian any day of the week...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 24, 2014, 08:13:12 PM
Let's review:

You're nearly 50, or possibly older.

You've been convicted of a felony and put other peoples' lives at risk through taking a joyride under the influence.

You have an imaginary relationship that you acquired purely through your exceptional aesthetics (lol).

You like to troll message boards with people 20-30 years younger than you. When you can't pull it off, you say you're leaving, only to come back 5 minutes later and keep crying.

Glad we're on the same page.
icelord laying down the smacketh
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:13:19 PM
I will associate myself with a felon over some bible thumping christian any day of the week...
Even if the felony is child molestation?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 08:15:17 PM
icelord laying down the smacketh

UnzipSuckSwallowRepeat. desperate for some friends.....LOL
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bebop396 on March 24, 2014, 08:15:46 PM
Even if the felony is child molestation?

With that, I am no longer commenting in this thread..
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 08:16:01 PM
Let's review:

You're nearly 50, or possibly older.

You've been convicted of a felony and put other peoples' lives at risk through taking a joyride under the influence.

You have an imaginary relationship that you acquired purely through your exceptional aesthetics (lol).

You like to troll message boards with people 20-30 years younger than you. When you can't pull it off, you say you're leaving, only to come back 5 minutes later and keep crying.

Glad we're on the same page.
for arguments sake .you both derailed this thread with a half page of going back and forth on some good points and counterpoints,then you out of left field pull the dwi/personal info stuff into mix to get a rise or one uphim.it did neither and steered your points on the subject at hand of course and more personal.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on March 24, 2014, 08:16:17 PM
UnzipSuckSwallowRepeat. desperate for some friends.....LOL
says the fat kid from his moms basement
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 08:16:26 PM
Let's review:

You're nearly 50, or possibly older.

You've been convicted of a felony and put other peoples' lives at risk through taking a joyride under the influence.

You have an imaginary relationship that you acquired purely through your exceptional aesthetics (lol).

You like to troll message boards with people 20-30 years younger than you. When you can't pull it off, you say you're leaving, only to come back 5 minutes later and keep crying.

Glad we're on the same page.



 :o
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 08:16:57 PM
With that, I am no longer commenting in this thread..
i'm thinking same thing.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:18:08 PM
for arguments sake .you both derailed this thread with a half page of going back and forth on some good points and counterpoints,then you out of left field pull the dwi/personal info stuff into mix to get a rise or one uphim.it did neither and steered your points on the subject at hand of course and more personal.
No, that's false. You need to quote my post asking him that question and put it in context. You're being disingenuous with that statement.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:18:49 PM
With that, I am no longer commenting in this thread..
Well, don't let the door hit you.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:19:39 PM
i'm thinking same thing.
Maybe you can try to teach your friend how to do the same thing. He doesn't seem to understand the concept of saying you're leaving, when he's still here 2 pages after he first said he was done responding. I'm suspecting his DUI involved a serious head injury.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 08:22:10 PM
No, that's false. You need to quote my post asking him that question and put it in context. You're being disingenuous with that statement.
whatever bro,,you are staying up past your bedtime for this ,cheap potshots at someones past that had nothing to do with it.i need to dust of my thesaurus to engage with you or up my carbs and neither are handy or needed at this time.you win.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:23:34 PM
whatever bro,,you are staying up past your bedtime for this ,cheap potshots at someones past that had nothing to do with it.i need to dust of my thesaurus to engage with you or up my carbs and neither are handy or needed at this time.you win.
You're not intelligent. You're also not good at arguing or making your case when your grammar's substandard and you keep deflecting the hard questions people ask you. Why don't you just accept you're not doing him or yourself any favors and keep your word, and get out of here.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 08:26:08 PM
You're not intelligent. You're also not good at arguing or making your case when your grammar's substandard and you keep deflecting the hard questions people ask you. Why don't you just accept you're not doing him or yourself any favors and keep your word, and get out of here.

You type with such ferocity...it's really intimidating......hahaha aaa
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 08:26:24 PM
You're not intelligent. You're also not good at arguing or making your case when your grammar's substandard and you keep deflecting the hard questions people ask you. Why don't you just accept you're not doing him or yourself any favors and keep your word, and get out of here.
 
ok icelord lol,,my grammar is substandard 'fuk off'.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:26:52 PM
You type with such ferocity...it's really intimidating......hahaha aaa
The only thing that's ferocious is your drinking problem, apparently. Why do you feel the need to be drunk if your life is going so well? Hmm.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: polychronopolous on March 24, 2014, 08:26:59 PM
You're not intelligent. You're also not good at arguing or making your case when your grammar's substandard and you keep deflecting the hard questions people ask you. Why don't you just accept you're not doing him or yourself any favors and keep your word, and get out of here.

You seem a little upset tonight bro.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:27:36 PM
 
ok icelord lol,,my grammar is substandard 'fuk off'.
Well, not just that.

But I was being kind and trying to let you down easy. I'm pretty sure other than lifting heavy things, you don't know how to do anything.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:28:34 PM
You seem a little upset tonight bro.
Trolling 101:
Call the other guy mad.
wait for a reply
confirm by saying he's definitely mad
???
profit!
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 24, 2014, 08:30:28 PM
Trolling 101:
Call the other guy mad.
wait for a reply
confirm by saying he's definitely mad
???
profit!

Why are you so mad though? ???
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:31:00 PM
Why are you so mad though? ???
(http://franzejr.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/trolling-is-a-art.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 24, 2014, 08:32:42 PM
The only thing that's ferocious is your drinking apparently. Why do you feel the need to be drunk if your life is going so well? Hmm.

They just keep coming.  :o

.this guy has balls of steel to say those things anonymously over the internet with ZERO chance of any repurcussions.  I would be too scared. He must be a navy seal.or something
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: njflex on March 24, 2014, 08:33:36 PM
Well, not just that.

But I was being kind and trying to let you down easy. I'm pretty sure other than lifting heavy things, you don't know how to do anything.
what do want to know being that you like to get personal,that when i was 8 i built a slot car and tied a windsor knot that earned me my bobscout badge as a cub scout?you take this too serious it seems to me.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:33:43 PM
They just keep coming.  :o

.this guy has balls of steel to say those things anonymously over the internet with ZERO chance of any repurcussions.  I would be to scared. He must be a navy seal.or something
Anonymously? I have a face pic up as my avatar. Yours has your head cutoff and you won't answer basic questions about your criminal behavior because you're ashamed of yourself. That's pretty low, dude.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 08:34:24 PM
what do want to know being that you like to get personal,that when i was 8 i built a slot car and tied a windsor knot that earned me my bobscout badge as a cub scout?you take this too serious it seems to me.
You said you were leaving, now you're back? That's what I thought. Your ego's so huge that you can't walk away from an Internet argument. It's so easy to wind you up, man. I haven't even been trying.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 24, 2014, 08:55:32 PM
Sylvester Stallone once stated on Conan O'Brien, that in one of the very earliest versions of "Rocky", the character had a strange kind of condition. If he didn't eat a banana every now and then, he'd fall into a coma. Crazy...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: The Ugly on March 24, 2014, 10:02:26 PM
Shizzo's self-esteem/body image taking a brutal, Groink-delivered beating in this thread.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 24, 2014, 10:03:11 PM
Shizzo's self-esteem/body image taking a brutal, Groink-delivered beating in this thread.
8)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: forillagorilla on March 24, 2014, 10:37:53 PM
because of his bulge

THATS where your eye was immediately drawn wasn't it?? Haha I knew you were not only a skinny fat douche but also a little bit homo too... I know I know - you don't thinks it's homo as long as you spit and don't swallow...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2014, 10:41:45 PM
Sylvester Stallone once stated on Conan O'Brien, that in one of the very earliest versions of "Rocky", the character had a strange kind of condition. If he didn't eat a banana every now and then, he'd fall into a coma. Crazy...

wow, googled it... this is true.   

Extremely subtle way to look into Sly's eyes as he eats a banana.  Vulnerable and helpless without it. 

Okay, that's not subtle in the least.  Eew.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: muscleman-2013 on March 25, 2014, 03:35:07 AM
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

Impressive gut.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: nasum on March 25, 2014, 04:21:37 AM
(http://www.orkut.gmodules.com/gadgets/proxy?refresh=86400&container=orkut&gadgets=http%3A%2F%2Forkut.com%2Fimg.xml&url=https%3A%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-4JXB9ckMHgY%2FT3zpmiPx79I%2FAAAAAAAAAZk%2FCPhzgupn8os%2Fs320%2Fzyzz-o%252520%2525282%252529.gif)

He had charisma though, unlike the rest of these spastic clowns.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: nasum on March 25, 2014, 04:29:50 AM
He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.

True true. And lets face it, if you're willing to jam any old chemical in your body, getting a lean physique really isn't that hard. Even with a shitty diet. That's how zyzz did it (although he is fucking dead, lets not forget; why do I keep mentioning this guy?)

The point is, your personality is the key to the pussy-shaped lock. A chiselled and lean body is just the icing on the cake, like a nice pair of shoes or a (decent) tailored shirt. If you're shy and awkward you might as cut off your dick (or learn not to be shy and awkward).
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Darren Avey on March 25, 2014, 05:41:00 AM
say this over and over again here...skill is key. you got to have 3 things, skill, stamina , natural aggression. met so many wanna be Bruce lee dicks in my time. Being big does not mean you are hard.

Im sure you have all 3 in abundance "Donny"
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: the trainer on March 25, 2014, 06:21:59 AM
So what the out of shape guys in this thread are trying to say is if you are in shape and take care of your body it means that you have no personality and you are full of yourself and women will find you boring and not talk to you, but if you are fat and out of shape it means that you are charming and charismatic, women will be turned on and you will get all the hot chicks.

 I also see this on facebook with fat chicks commenting on a skinny girl photo telling her she is too skinny and men wont find her attractive.
 
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: nasum on March 25, 2014, 07:43:56 AM
So what the out of shape guys in this thread are trying to say is if you are in shape and take care of your body it means that you have no personality and you are full of yourself and women will find you boring and not talk to you, but if you are fat and out of shape it means that you are charming and charismatic, women will be turned on and you will get all the hot chicks.

 I also see this on facebook with fat chicks commenting on a skinny girl photo telling her she is too skinny and men wont find her attractive.
 

No, I think you're barking up the wrong tree. What the majority of people are saying is that you need charisma primarily to score with women, but obviously being good looking and taking care of yourself helps.

Most people here are referring to the chap in the OP's post who obviously doesn't take care of himself and is a chemically bloated sack of shit. Who also happens to have zero charisma and personality.

In case you were supposing my stance comes from a position of envy, rest assured, I look fantastic.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 07:48:14 AM
He had charisma though, unlike the rest of these spastic clowns.

Guys that go to parties like a rave or wherever he is with a backpack on is holding one thing in there and that is a lot of drugs that he is taking and selling.  Just like in college, you want to know who the drug dealers are?  it's the kid always wearing a backpack but yet never goes to class.

(http://www.orkut.gmodules.com/gadgets/proxy?refresh=86400&container=orkut&gadgets=http%3A%2F%2Forkut.com%2Fimg.xml&url=https%3A%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-4JXB9ckMHgY%2FT3zpmiPx79I%2FAAAAAAAAAZk%2FCPhzgupn8os%2Fs320%2Fzyzz-o%252520%2525282%252529.gif)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 07:50:19 AM
Guys that go to parties like a rave or wherever he is with a backpack on is holding one thing in there and that is a lot of drugs that he is taking and selling.  Just like in college, you want to know who the drug dealers are?  it's the kid always wearing a backpack but yet never goes to class.

(http://www.orkut.gmodules.com/gadgets/proxy?refresh=86400&container=orkut&gadgets=http%3A%2F%2Forkut.com%2Fimg.xml&url=https%3A%2F%2Flh4.googleusercontent.com%2F-4JXB9ckMHgY%2FT3zpmiPx79I%2FAAAAAAAAAZk%2FCPhzgupn8os%2Fs320%2Fzyzz-o%252520%2525282%252529.gif)

zyzz is dancing like an epileptic there
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 07:51:22 AM
zyzz is dancing like an epileptic there

Those guys are higher than a fucking kite.  Special K, X, GHB and who knows what else.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: flinstones1 on March 25, 2014, 08:58:22 AM
Not long ago I saw what I would consider one of the prettiest chicks I've ever seen.  Just a spectacular specimen of a female from face to body, just perfect and in tow was her boyfriend, about 6 inches shorter wearing a black flat brimmed baseball hat, those super long black shorts with high black socks and a white t-shirt and the guy probably weighed 110 pounds.  Sure you can say that he probably has a 12 inch cock, but how would she know before meeting him?  You can say he has money but again he doesn't look like he has a single penny.  Probably just some guy who had the balls to talk to her probably from high school days or something.

that's rare though.  the guy was probably just in the right place at the right time. Probably caught her at a time when she was emotionally vulnerable and just got out of a nasty breakup....  she got cheated on by an alpha.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 09:00:51 AM
Those guys are higher than a fucking kite.  Special K, X, GHB and who knows what else.

Drugs and heat don't go well together...add to this some Tren and you've got Zyzz's autopsy results.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 09:04:30 AM
Drugs and heat don't go well together...add to this some Tren and you've got Zyzz's autopsy results.

That and Zyzz's allergy problems like the squat rack
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 10:18:30 AM
Speaking from personal experience...there have been times in my life where I wasn't in good shape.
Most times i am...much easier to meet women when you look great.  How this can be disputed is beyond me

100% agree
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 10:21:59 AM
Thats nice but we're not arguing about what women do in bed. Most of them grab/pull/stroke/admire your body when you're having sex, whether you're jacked or an average guy.

We're talking about whether being in elite shape guarantees or significantly improves your odds of getting attractive women in social settings.

This (old) picture of me on hols, was NOT taken in bed as you can see, I wasn't even in good shape as this was at the end of 10 days of junk food and drinking daily and no gym.

We got talkign to a group of girls on way back to our hotel, of all 4 of us, they only asked me to take my top off, by the end, one of them came back to my hotel that night....now imagine this scenario happening had I looked like Shizzo.

(http://s11.postimg.org/l9rtaum43/270214_10150154699087614_111907_njjj.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 10:26:00 AM
This (old) picture of me on hols, was NOT taken in bed as you can see, I wasn't even in good shape as this was at the end of 10 days of eating junk food and drinking everyday and no training.

We got talkign to a group of girls on way back to our hotel, of all 4 of us, they only asked me to take my top off, and guess what, one of them came back to my hotel that night....now imagine this scenario happening had I looked like Shizzo.

(http://s7.postimg.org/k90whr2iz/270214_10150154699087614_111907_n.jpg)

Were they ditch pigs?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 25, 2014, 10:26:22 AM
We got talkign to a group of girls on way back to our hotel, of all 4 of us, they only asked me to take my top off, and guess what, one of them came back to my hotel that night....now imagine this scenario happening had I looked like Shizzo.

(http://s7.postimg.org/k90whr2iz/270214_10150154699087614_111907_n.jpg)

If you had looked like Shizzo, two of the girls would have came back to your hotel that night.

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 10:31:32 AM
If you had looked like Shizzo, two of the girls would have came back to your hotel that night.

With Shizzo's physique? Only if they were beaten, tied up and bundled into a car boot.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 25, 2014, 10:35:48 AM
With Shizzo's physique? Only if they were beaten, tied up and bundled into a car boot.

With Shizzo's physique and face, you'd get even more lucky and score better chicks.





Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: falco on March 25, 2014, 10:39:07 AM
You are wider than Phill  ;).
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: flinstones1 on March 25, 2014, 10:41:50 AM
some guys are just have no game...no matter how you slice it.

I just got off the phone with A friend of mine who updated me on his date last night.
dude is  6'1 and looks like a van damme... Yesterday, he went to Savannah (about 200 miles from here) to go on a date with some chick he met off POF. He didn't even kiss her. Told me she pulled her hand away when he went to grab it ;D

When I asked why he didnt kiss her he told me he didnt want to ruin his chances ::) haha good luck getting in her pants now buddy.

Can you imagine going to another state to see a chick, paying for her dinner,  and not even making out with her? Brutal.  
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 10:47:20 AM

Can you imagine going to another state to see a chick, paying for her dinner,  and not even making out with her? Brutal.  

I can't even imagine peeling one of those used skags off POF for anything.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:47:41 AM
This (old) picture of me on hols, was NOT taken in bed as you can see, I wasn't even in good shape as this was at the end of 10 days of junk food and drinking daily and no gym.

We got talkign to a group of girls on way back to our hotel, of all 4 of us, they only asked me to take my top off, by the end, one of them came back to my hotel that night....now imagine this scenario happening had I looked like Shizzo.

(http://s11.postimg.org/l9rtaum43/270214_10150154699087614_111907_njjj.jpg)
Horrible tattoos.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:49:47 AM
Can you imagine going to another state to see a chick, paying for her dinner,  and not even making out with her? Brutal.  
Yeah, I can imagine it. Your friend's a fucking loser. He still hasn't learned that you don't end up slamming a woman's minge by paying a cover charge at the door. In short, he's friend material. I'm sure she already had 5 other guys who could do the same thing. Why would she fuck him? He isn't bringing anything new or interesting to the table.

If he wanted sex, he'd have worked on her until she was convinced it was in her interest to drive out to him. I know guys who've succeeded in making women work for them, rather than the other way around. Within 2 weeks, they're running behind their boyfriend's backs and ditching their friends/family in order to be with the new boy who makes them wet just by texting them once every 3 dyas. But it takes learning the art of manipulation, and not all guys can do that. And all the muscle and striations in the world won't substitute a good sales pitch. The probem is most guys want pussy right away. It doesn't work like that. You have to earn it first. They tip their hand to the girl within 15 minutes of talking to her, which is all the time she needs to decide if he's going to get his nuts off or not.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 10:54:56 AM
Horrible tattoos.

I got laid that night :D

And you lost your argument, so you divert it and attack the person instead of his views as usual  ::)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 10:56:51 AM
I got laid that night :D

And you lost your argument, so you divert it and attack the person instead of his views as usual  ::)
No I didn't lose my argument. You posted a photo of some headless cumpig rubbing your 15" pythons and that, in your mind, makes you some kind of alpha who gets laid left and right on account of a permabulker half-black physique. Which I don't believe you did for a second. You're trying way too hard.

Nice receding hairline. That thing goes back further than the Pyramids, lol.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 11:01:43 AM
No I didn't lose my argument. You posted a photo of some headless cumpig rubbing your 15" pythons and that, in your mind, makes you some kind of alpha who gets laid left and right on account of a permabulker half-black physique. Which I don't believe you did for a second. You're trying way too hard.

Nice receding hairline. That thing goes back further than the Pyramids, lol.

ohhh are we melting-down yet icelord :D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 11:02:04 AM
No I didn't lose my argument. You posted a photo of some headless cumpig rubbing your 15" pythons and that, in your mind, makes you some kind of alpha who gets laid left and right on account of a permabulker half-black physique. Which I don't believe you did for a second. You're trying way too hard.

Nice receding hairline. That thing goes back further than the Pyramids, lol.
those look like at least 18"s

you hater
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:03:22 AM
those look like at least 18"s

you hater
If those are 18s, you have good taste in women.

get it
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:04:30 AM
ohhh are we melting-down yet icelord :D
You posted a shirtless photo of yourself on a muscleman site to prove to another man on the Internet that women like you on account of your 2-pack and wild homo tattoos. You can't accuse anyone else of melting down.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 11:10:08 AM
You posted a shirtless photo of yourself on a muscleman site to prove to another man on the Internet that women like you on account of your 2-pack and wild homo tattoos. You can't accuse anyone else of melting down.

Cos on this muscleman site, seems like everyone especially you, does nothing but slate other people in every way, yet fail to back it up.  I can back up everything I say with a single pic.

I have a massive cock too, way bigger than anything you'd imagine and I'd be happy to post you a picture of that too. Now go on a 3g cycle for the next two years and I can guarantee you no amount of muscle will undermine the fact that my "part Hebrew" cock is soo much bigger than yours.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 11:12:27 AM
Anabolichalo, will you feck off once and for all with these pictures of 5 dollar Hebrew hooker, you've ruined just about evet other thread I made lol
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:13:17 AM
Cos on this muscleman site, seems like everyone especially you, does nothing but slate other people in every way, yet fail to back it up.  I can back up everything I say with a single pic.

I have a massive cock too, way bigger than anything you'd imagine and I'd be happy to post you a picture of that too. Now go on a 3g cycle for the next two years and I can guarantee you no amount of muscle will undermine the fact that might my "part Hebrew" cock is soo much bigger than yours.
You have a baby dick, your tattoos are horrible, your mouth could fit the front of a Peterbilt in it, your forehead goes back to your ass crack, your black genetics resemble pasty white office worker genetics, and you don't get laid. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 11:13:42 AM
Anabolichalo, will you feck off once and for all with these pictures of 5 dollar Hebrew hooker, you've ruined just about evet other thread I made lol
DO NOT TALK ABOUT THESE LADIES LIKE THAT YOU DISRESPECTFUL CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: flinstones1 on March 25, 2014, 11:14:00 AM
Yeah, I can imagine it. Your friend's a fucking loser. He still hasn't learned that you don't end up slamming a woman's minge by paying a cover charge at the door. In short, he's friend material. I'm sure she already had 5 other guys who could do the same thing. Why would she fuck him? He isn't bringing anything new or interesting to the table.

If he wanted sex, he'd have told her to drive out to him. I know guys who've succeeded in making women work for them, rather than the other way around. Within 2 weeks, they're running behind their boyfriend's backs and ditching their friends/family in order to be with the new boy who makes them wet just by texting them once every 3 dyas. But it takes learning the art of manipulation, and not all guys can do that. And all the muscle and striations in the world can't trump that.


I went to the club with him on Friday, in the car he was on the phone with her. HE started telling her how he didn't have alot of money and how he likes the fact hat she isnt shallow, and how he feels comfortable talking to her, and is there for her if he needs anything  ;D (he really said this to her)

He's a great guy and I wouldnt want to put the dude down and call him a loser to his face... but I dont understand whyyyyyyyy is it sooooo hard for some guys to be an asshole to women?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 11:14:33 AM
You have a baby dick, your tattoos are horrible, your mouth could fit the front of a Peterbilt in it, your forehead goes back to your ass crack, your black genetics resemble pasty white office worker genetics, and you don't get laid. Hope this helps.

Please don't insult white people, they have nothing to with our argument.

I do get laid, and I have more on my plate than I can handle.

My cock is bigger than yours, keep calling a small dick and i'll plaster it on here with a tape measure next to it.

I have very good genetics, I get lean quick, my muscles fill out quick and Im 6ft3 (with a bigger cock than you)

All you're doing now is come across as a lame hater, nothing else  :-*
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 11:14:48 AM

(http://s11.postimg.org/l9rtaum43/270214_10150154699087614_111907_njjj.jpg)

Skorp, my brother. That is a VERY manly hairy hand on your shoulder. I hope it's just a garden-variety UK pig-beast and not a schmoe groping.

*shudder* NO HOMO.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 11:17:35 AM
Please don't insult white people, they have nothing to with our argument.
that's right

white man rule the world


(http://forward.com/workspace/assets/images/articles/w-Joe_Weider_32313.jpg)
(http://trialx.com/curetalk/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/files/2011/03/gcelebrities/Ronald_Regan-1.jpg)
(http://hot-dogma.com/files/2013/02/pope-benedict.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:17:39 AM
HE started telling her how he didn't have alot of money and how he likes the fact hat she isnt shallow, and how he feels comfortable talking to her, and is there for her if he needs anything  ;D (he really said this to her)
So he's a gigantic loser with no basic understanding of what turns women off when they talk to men. Check.

Quote
but I dont understand whyyyyyyyy is it sooooo hard for some guys to be an asshole to women?

Because being an asshole to women isn't calling them fat or telling them they should feel lucky to be in your presence. It's striking a balance between being just mysterious enough not to give everything away about your personal life without completely withholding the essentials. Being condescending and assertive when they act stupid, but apologizing later and offering to take them out for a nice meal or a movie later. Losing your temper but also being there for them when they need someone to cry to. And most importantly, not buying them gifts except on a few specific occasions and keeping the compliments to a minimum except when needed.

Most guys can't do those things or don't want to learn how. So they won't get what they're looking for.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:18:15 AM
Please don't insult white people, they have nothing to with our argument.
You're half white. What's it like being a halfbreed?

I'd really hate to be mixed.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 11:19:38 AM
You're half white. What's it like being a halfbreed?

I'd really hate to be mixed.

I've never been full breed, how the fuck am I meant to know  ::)

Being mixed doesn't bother me, being a loser like you would.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 11:20:39 AM
who is black, your daddy or mama ???
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:22:06 AM
I've never been full breed, how the fuck am I meant to know  ::)

Being mixed doesn't bother, but I'd hate to be a loser like you
Nice deflection. I can see why you have to try so hard to prove yourself to other people online. You hate yourself.  ;D 8)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 11:24:05 AM
who is black, your daddy or mama ???

Neither technically, both are mixed....mud sharking goes a long way back in my family.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 11:25:36 AM
Nice deflection. I can see why you have to try so hard to prove yourself to other people online. You hate yourself.  ;D 8)

I sometimes do...then I go for a piss and look at the size of my cock and I think to myself, what a wonderful world.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 11:36:06 AM
You're half white. What's it like being a halfbreed?

I'd really hate to be mixed.

whats with all the hate all of a sudden

he must be getting under your skin

if you have to resort to cheap racist digs

skorpio is a good guy
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:36:30 AM
whats with all the hate all of a sudden

he must be getting under your skin

if you have to resort to cheap racist digs

skorpio is a good guy
What's wrong with racism?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 11:37:35 AM
icelord i will smack you around if you talk like that to prince dianabol
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:39:01 AM
icelord i will smack you around if you talk like that to prince dianabol
lol, dbol. That's popular among physique competitors and ńigger stick-up men.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 11:39:35 AM
What's wrong with racism?

most racism is based on ignorance

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:40:29 AM
most racism is based on ignorance


Says who?

I think racism is just dandy. Not all races are made the same. It's generally accepted through historical achievements that White men occupy the top of the pyramid, with dark-skinned African-Caribbean races at the bottom with Native Indians. The UK practiced it for 400 years through its colonialist policies. Be proud of your heritage.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 11:42:01 AM
This disucssion turned real ugly real fast.  Banging on a guy's race?  not cool. 
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Grape Ape on March 25, 2014, 11:42:32 AM
most racism is based on ignorance



icelord was giving njflex shit yesterday.  That about sums him up.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 11:42:49 AM
Says who?

I think racism is just dandy. Not all races are made the same. It's generally accepted through historical achievements that White men occupy the top of the pyramid, with dark-skinned African-Caribbean races at the bottom with Native Indians. The UK practiced it for 400 years through its colonialist policies. Be proud of your heritage.

i hope you are trolling

otherwise you are just a cu nt

which is it
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:43:11 AM
This disucssion turned real ugly real fast.  Banging on a guy's race?  not cool. 
He isn't even a race. It's an unholy puddle of inferior mixed with the worst elements of the White race. The equivalent of a radioactive latrine filter.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: MAXX on March 25, 2014, 11:43:49 AM
DO NOT TALK ABOUT THESE LADIES LIKE THAT YOU DISRESPECTFUL CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
black hoes loves white bbers halo

but you have to get 18+ arms first

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: _aj_ on March 25, 2014, 11:45:02 AM
Well played Ice. You're very good at this. A little more ham-handed than TA, but well played nonetheless.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:45:33 AM
i hope you are trolling

otherwise you are just a cu nt

which is it
Personal attacks are not condoned on this board. Also, glad we agree on all those other things in that post you quoted. ;)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:46:17 AM
Well played Ice. You're very good at this. A little more ham-handed than TA, but well played nonetheless.
These guys don't understand the concept of debating. They attack people relentlessly on this board but the moment someone responds to them, they cry to the high heavens in protest. Total hypocrites.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 11:48:45 AM
Personal attacks are not condoned on this board. Also, glad we agree on all those other things in that post you quoted. ;)

it was a question not an attack

you a bit sensitive cup cake

you probably feel guilty about that little racist itch you have to scratch

what happened did you get picked on at school
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:49:57 AM
it was a question not an attack

you a bit sensitive cup cake

you probably feel guilty about that little racist itch you have to scratch

what happened did you get picked on at school
Why would I feel guilty about something that I consider a good thing? Racism is what history is based upon. Superior people disenfranchising inferior people for their resources. It's what England did for half a millennium. They are my idols.

Blacks are inferior. All the more so when they mix with other races because they dilute the one thing that they do have, i.e. physical endurance, without inheriting the intellectual abilities of their other parent. Witness this thread.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 11:51:59 AM
Why would I feel guilty about something that I consider a good thing? Racism is what history is based upon. Superior people disenfranchising inferior people for their resources. It's what England did for half a millennium. They are my idols.

im not english princess

its hard to argue with that statement

you see you are trying to make an intelligent argument from a stupid perspective

pretty weak stuff even if you are trolling
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:52:52 AM
im not english princess

its hard to argue with that statement

you see you are trying to make an intelligent argument from a stupid perspective

pretty weak stuff even if you are trolling
What does you not being English have to do with what I said? Stop personalizing everything. It isn't always about you on this message board.

You'll have to justify the rest of your libels with some tangible evidence. I'm not buying your argument.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: flinstones1 on March 25, 2014, 11:53:35 AM
Says who?

I think racism is just dandy. Not all races are make the same. It's generally accepted through historical achievements that White men occupy the top of the pyramid, with dark-skinned African-Caribbean races at the bottom with Native Indians. The UK practiced it for 400 years through its colonialist policies. Be proud of your heritage.


racism is a part of life...we judge. Just watch....now that everyone knows skorpio is black he won't have any more haters.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 11:54:28 AM
What does you not being English have to do with what I said? Stop personalizing everything. It isn't always about you on this message board.

You'll have to justify the rest of your libels with some tangible evidence. I'm not buying your argument.

wow an armchair lawyer and a racist

quite the cv you have there sprinkles

your posts are all the evidence that i need sweet cheeks  :-*
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
wow an armchair lawyer and a racist

quite the cv you have there sprinkles

your posts are all the evidence that i need sweet cheeks  :-*
^

This is trolling.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 11:57:50 AM
^

This is trolling.

great well thought out reply nancy

try reading a couple of books

maybe you will do better next time  8)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 11:58:02 AM
great well thought out reply nancy

try reading a couple of books

maybe you will do better next time  8)
^

This is trolling.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 12:06:02 PM
black hoes loves white bbers halo

but you have to get 18+ arms first



hahaha, those fuckers talking about eating healthy at cheescake factory.  That post workout meal probably cost them $80
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 12:35:15 PM
Problem is they are just not aesthetic, not true cuuunt shredded like Zyzz, Galeniko, proportions, symmetry etc that's the main difference.


Zyzz's selling point was his face and friendly club dude persona. His body was nothing to look at. Any twink with a tanning bed can be a carbon copy of him.

(http://www.thedirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Untitled-45.jpg)
(http://thegymlifestyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/zyzz-best-quotes-6.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: MCWAY on March 25, 2014, 12:49:46 PM
He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.

BINGO!!!
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:12:23 PM
Oh boy check out Icelord resorting to full blown racism to redeem his inferiority and compensate for the fact he can't be on my level, tries to ride off the glory of the white race and its historic achievements. Yet you're nothing but a disgrace to your own race, a full blow hater and a loser who can't hold an argument without resorting to cheap shots.

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 01:14:07 PM
zyzz was an ugly fuck just had luck with his hair thickness
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:15:45 PM

Sorta, yeah I mean Zyzz did have an awesome face and great character....BUT say you put someone else's face on Zyzz body (with average face) it would still get so much more looks and chicks than the gorilla pregnant bodybuilder look.

Put it this way put Zyzz face on the body of the BB in the video and suddenly it doesn't look that great, now put the face of the bodybuilder in the video on Zyzz's body and I bet it would look tons better (obviously head proportions need to match the body etc) but you get what I mean I hope.

Over to Ironmeister or the photoshop crew!  ;)

3

2

1
Yeah. But his ability to spit game non-stop is what made him an Internet hero. His personality shines through over his steroid-assisted physique. If he was an average moron with a good body, he'd have hooked up with local hairdressers and cashier girls like most amateur local BBers do. That's another thing, ever notice bodybuilders' wives/girlfriends? Average all the way. Rare is the one that scores a good-looking woman. Why? Because they're fucking dunces.

Just watch this. You forget he's a fitness guy just when he starts talking.

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 25, 2014, 01:17:01 PM
Oh boy check out Icelord resorting to full blown racism to redeem his inferiority and compensate for the fact he can't be on my level,

The only level you are on is Kanye Wests cheeks level.

(http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2011/01/kanye-west.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 01:17:17 PM
hahaha, yes skorp1o, I think I get where you are coming from now, maybe there was a hebrew in whitelord at some point but left so now he harbors some resentment towards anyone resembling his former..
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:18:06 PM
zyzz was an ugly fuck just had luck with his hair thickness
He was in better shape, more handsome, had a better jawline, lifted more, traveled further, met more people, had more women, got more respect, had more friends, acquired more money, was held in higher esteem in his country, possessed a bigger Internet following, had more chiseled abs, more vascular arms, greater success in life, partied more, danced more, was featured in more Youtube tribute videos, and lived a better life than you.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:18:58 PM
The only level you are on is Kanye Wests cheeks level.

(http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2011/01/kanye-west.jpg)

lol
Kanye at least earns a good living and has a following
this turd's a minuscule dot on the radar of a dead-end muscleman site
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:19:58 PM
hahaha, yes skorp1o, I think I get where you are coming from now, maybe there was a hebrew in whitelord at some point but left so now he harbors some resentment towards anyone resembling his former..
Romanians are the lowest scum of Europe. It's why every country they immigrate to wants them deported and generally avoids them whenever possible. GDP of 169 billion, lol. What a Joke. I'd be ashamed to be from there and deny it whenever my accent gave it away in better lands, which I assume you rarely go to.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 01:20:05 PM
He was in better shape, more handsome, had a better jawline, lifted more, traveled further, met more people, had more women, got more respect, had more friends, acquired more money, was held in higher esteem in his country, possessed a bigger Internet following, had more chiseled abs, more vascular arms, greater success in life, partied more, danced more, was featured in more Youtube tribute videos, and lived a better life than you.

he be dead
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:20:53 PM
he be dead
Lived more in 21 years than most people do in a lifetime. That's how you do it.  ;)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 01:21:12 PM
He was in better shape, more handsome, had a better jawline, lifted more, traveled further, met more people, had more women, got more respect, had more friends, acquired more money, was held in higher esteem in his country, possessed a bigger Internet following, had more chiseled abs, more vascular arms, greater success in life, partied more, danced more, was featured in more Youtube tribute videos, and lived a better life than you.


he is dead i am alive
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 01:22:15 PM
Lived more in 21 years than most people do in a lifetime. That's how you do it.  ;)
yeah right


broke son of a bitch in a honda saving up for cycles so he can dance like a homosexual at summer festivals and take pictures of himself like a girl
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:22:48 PM

he is dead i am alive
Your life is horrible, though. I'd rather be him than you. God, sometimes I even wake up in the middle of the night in a terror sweat imagining what it must be like to have a mongrel kid on the way with a woman I don't want who blackmails me for money
not to mention having more blackheads on my back than an aerial shot of a Liberian village
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 01:22:55 PM
Lived more in 21 years than most people do in a lifetime. That's how you do it.  ;)

do you look up to him

surely you arent that shallow

your facial hair has more depth than that young fellow
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 01:22:59 PM

he is dead i am just brain dead

fixed
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 25, 2014, 01:23:25 PM
Romanians are the lowest scum of Europe. It's why every country they immigrate to wants them deported and generally avoids them whenever possible. GDP of 169 billion, lol. What a Joke. I'd be ashamed to be from there and deny it whenever my accent gave it away in better lands, which I assume you rarely go to.
a romanian gave you penicilin and insulin so STFU.. without us there would be no modern marshmellow bodybuilders with no cuts
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:23:27 PM
yeah right


broke son of a bitch in a honda saving up for cycles so he can dance like a homosexual at summer festivals and take pictures of himself like a girl
It's okay to be jealous of better specimens, Leopold.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:24:28 PM
a romanian gave you penicilin and insulin so STFU.. without us there would be no modern marshmellow bodybuilders with no cuts
Just delusional gypsies with cancer and delusions of being muscled out, I guess.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:25:10 PM
do you look up to him

surely you arent that shallow

your facial hair has more depth than that young fellow
I do look up to him, yeah. If I had an idol, it would be Zyzz. He was willing to kill himself just to party all over the world with good-looking women. That's nothing to sneeze at.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 01:25:25 PM
He was in better shape, more handsome, had a better jawline, lifted more, traveled further, met more people, had more women, got more respect, had more friends, acquired more money, was held in higher esteem in his country, possessed a bigger Internet following, had more chiseled abs, more vascular arms, greater success in life, partied more, danced more, was featured in more Youtube tribute videos, and lived a better life than you.

He didnt do anything important.
People talk about this guy like he's Jimmy Hendrix or something lol!
All he did was shoot drugs and take drugs. Zero talent, zero contribution to society.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:26:05 PM
He didnt do anything important.
People talk about this guy like he's Jimmy Hendrix or something lol!
All he did was shoot drugs and take drugs. Zero talent, zero contribution to society.
Newsflash, guy. 99.5% of people only contribute to their own survival and leave nothing of lasting value to the community.

Some just do it looking good and others do it looking like shit. He looked good.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 01:27:02 PM
zyzz

*ugly sand man face
*extremely narrow
*no back muscles
*no leg muscles
*shortest bicep
*bow leg bones
*feet direction not in line with tibia-knee joint direction
*massive feet
*tiny dick
*obviously bisex or full blown gay
*broke
*lives with parents
*drives honda
*dies in a gay sauna
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:28:07 PM
zyzz

*ugly sand man face
*extremely narrow
*no back muscles
*no leg muscles
*shortest bicep
*bow leg bones
*feet direction not in line with tibia-knee joint direction
*massive feet
*tiny dick
*obviously bisex or full blown gay
*broke
*lives with parents
*drives honda
*dies in a gay sauna

But good skin.

Unlike you

(http://www.rudyard.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/acne-on-back-953x1024.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 25, 2014, 01:29:12 PM
Say what you want about Skorpios Kanye West-like chipmunkcheeks, but Ahalo > Zyzz.

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:29:45 PM
Oh boy check out Icelord resorting to full blown racism to redeem his inferiority and compensate for the fact he can't be on my level, tries to ride off the glory of the white race and its historic achievements. Yet you're nothing but a disgrace to your own race, a full blow hater and a loser who can't hold an argument without resorting to cheap shots.


I will always be your superior. There's nothing you can do but to scrape that fecal matter you call skin off your non-existent muscles and drown yourself in bleach.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 01:30:21 PM
Newsflash, guy. 99.5% of people only contribute to their own survival and leave nothing of lasting value to the community.

Some just do it looking good and others do it looking like shit. He looked good.

Exactly,

And he's part of that 99.5%

Nothing special so look for inspiration,
From the half percent that do something -
Then even though you don't accomplish it, you'll go far trying.

And I don't necessarily agree with your assertion that 99.5 contribute nothing.
Many people work jobs that contribute to the infrastructure etc..

Perhaps you're black :D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:30:28 PM
Say what you want about Skorpios Kanye West-like chipmunkcheeks, but Ahalo > Zyzz.


In terms of cystic acne per square millimeter of skin, true.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:30:45 PM
The only level you are on is Kanye Wests cheeks level.

(http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2011/01/kanye-west.jpg)


I do admire a lot of people in my lifetime, but a shitty rapper married to a whore is not one of them  :-*
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:32:28 PM
Exactly,

And he's part of that 99.5%

Nothing special so look for inspiration,
From the half percent that do something -
Then even though you don't accomplish it, you'll go far trying.

And I don't necessarily agree with your assertion that 99.5 contribute nothing.
Many people work jobs that contribute to the infrastructure etc..

Perhaps you're black :D
Infrastructure etc.

Spoken like someone who doesn't understand basic economics.

The job-creators are the wealthy and the corporations. Always have been. People filling those jobs are merely performing a service in exchange for a wage. That has nothing to do with the infrastructure of a country whatsoever. It has to do with domestic revenue and GDP. Your hate of a guy who you didn't know who obviously achieved some measure of success in his passion shows you're playing a rigged game of envy.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:37:05 PM
Infrastructure etc.

Spoken like someone who doesn't understand basic economics.

The job-creators are the wealthy and the corporations. Always have been. People filling those jobs are merely performing a service in exchange for a wage. That has nothing to do with the infrastructure of a country whatsoever. It has to do with domestic revenue and GDP. Your hate of a guy who you didn't know who obviously achieved some measure of success in his passion shows you're playing a rigged game of envy.

Weren't you a white superior person a minute ago? now your sucking up to a Persian/Arab brown muslim. You confused little k-unt.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 01:38:42 PM
Infrastructure etc.

Spoken like someone who doesn't understand basic economics.

The job-creators are the wealthy and the corporations. Always have been. People filling those jobs are merely performing a service in exchange for a wage. That has nothing to do with the infrastructure of a country whatsoever. It has to do with domestic revenue and GDP. Your hate of a guy who you didn't know who obviously achieved some measure of success in his passion shows you're playing a rigged game of envy.

Lol someone read Atlas Shrugged and thinks they are a philosopher.

You're no better than a ghetto neegal worshipping this wastrel half homo called Zzzzzzz.

You should dig him up, maybe you can salvage some of his small cock before it completely decays.
God knows he was pumped full of enough chemicals - it's probaby still there.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:38:44 PM
Weren't you a white superior person a minute ago? now your sucking up to a Persian/Arab brown muslim. You confused little k-unt.
Yeah, this post made no sense. Much like your attempt to look like a badass 2 pages ago by posting your invisible abs and some trailer trash you claimed to sleep with.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:39:27 PM
Lol someone read Atlas Shrugged and thinks they are a philosopher.

You're no better than a ghetto neegal worshipping this wastrel half homo called Zzzzzzz.

You should dig him up, maybe you can salvage some of his small cock before it completely decays.
God knows he was pumped full of enough chemicals - it's probaby still there.

I didn't read that book and your attempt to backpedal over your ignorance of economic matters does not impress me. You're jealous of a dead guy who had a better body. It's all it boils down to.  :-\
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:42:24 PM
Yeah, this post made no sense. Much like your attempt to look like a badass 2 pages ago by posting your invisible abs and some trailer trash you claimed to sleep with.

That picture really gave you some butt hurt didn't it  ;D, tough seeing a big 6ft3 mixed guy having fun, the type of guy that could rip your little nose clean off your face with one punch if you gave him half the shit you get away with on an internet forum  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 01:43:00 PM
Infrastructure etc.

Spoken like someone who doesn't understand basic economics.

The job-creators are the wealthy and the corporations. Always have been. People filling those jobs are merely performing a service in exchange for a wage. That has nothing to do with the infrastructure of a country whatsoever. It has to do with domestic revenue and GDP. Your hate of a guy who you didn't know who obviously achieved some measure of success in his passion shows you're playing a rigged game of envy.

Being a 'job creator', doesn't mean the people that work aren't contributing to infrastructure you dumb fuck.
Without high skilled positions the 'job creators' wouldn't be able to skim off the top.

You should dig up Ayn Rand while you're at it and have a threesome with her rotten cuunnnt and the shriveled cock of Zzzzz while youre at it. You probably go both ways like your hero!  :D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:43:53 PM
That picture really gave you some butt hurt didn't it  ;D, tough seeing a big 6ft3 mixed guy having fun, the type of guy that could rip your little nose clean off your face with one punch if you gave him half the shit you get away with on an internet forum  ;D

You're not 6'3
your dick is no longer than my thumb
you have no friends, or life
witness you asking people to pose with you, and they won't even show their face in the picture out of embarrassment
you're half nig without the good genetics of a nig
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:44:03 PM
Being a 'job creator', doesn't mean the people that work aren't contributing to infrastructure you dumb fuck.
Without high skilled positions the 'job creators' wouldn't be able to skim off the top.

You should dig up Ayn Rand while you're at it and have a threesome with her rotten girl and the shriveled cock of Zzzzz while your at it. You probably go both ways like your hero!  :D

^ LMAO

Ownage
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:44:39 PM
Being a 'job creator', doesn't mean the people that work aren't contributing to infrastructure you dumb fuck.
Without high skilled positions the 'job creators' wouldn't be able to skim off the top.

You should dig up Ayn Rand while you're at it and have a threesome with her rotten girl and the shriveled cock of Zzzzz while your at it. You probably go both ways like your hero!  :D

Spoken like a true hourly worker with no advanced degree or marketable skill other than emptying garbage cans or selling phones at a mall kiosk
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:45:16 PM
^ LMAO

Ownage
when you're done sucking farts out of his asshole, let anabolichalo back in
he'd appreciate some elbow room, ya half-ape shit chaser
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: ismoseppo on March 25, 2014, 01:45:20 PM
open up the last page of a bodybuilder awkward at pool thread and all i see is economics, ayn rand, job creation, infrastructure ,..........................we never go off topic on getbig  ::)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:46:13 PM
open up the last page of a bodybuilder awkward at pool thread and all i see is economics, ayn rand, job creation, infrastructure ,..........................we never go off topic on getbig  ::)
I seem to be a sewage treatment facility
because every thread I reply to attracts all types of human shit
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:47:38 PM
You're not 6'3
your dick is no longer than my thumb
you have no friends, or life
witness you asking people to pose with you, and they won't even show their face in the picture out of embarrassment
you're half nig without the good genetics of a nig

Oh, I see you outted yourself now. I've been arguing with a midget this whole time. This explains a lot now.

Come on fess up, really how tall are you, let me have a chuckle  ;D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:48:40 PM
Oh, I see you outted yourself now. I've been arguing with a midget this whole time. This explains a lot now.

Come on fess up, really how tall are you, let me have a chuckle  ;D
I'm likely taller than you. Your limbs look short as hell in that cropped picture, where you hid your face like a pussy
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: ismoseppo on March 25, 2014, 01:48:46 PM
I seem to be a sewage treatment facility
because every thread I reply to attracts all types of human shit

the whole board can hide in your beard until this straightens itself out
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:49:19 PM
I'm likely taller than you. Your limbs look short as hell in that cropped picture, where you hid your face like a pussy

haha, typical midget answer...denial
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:49:56 PM
the whole board can hide in your beard until this straightens itself out
I love my beard. I stroke it while posting and feel a slight woolen sensation on the tips of my fingers.

Their trolling's pretty crappy this afternoon, though. Might go back to watching season 25 of COPS some more.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:50:37 PM
haha, typical midget answer...denial
Denial of what, your inability to prove your Internet height
or your lack of dignity in having nautical stars on your shoulder
obvious gay insignia
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:52:04 PM
Denial of what, your inability to prove your Internet height
or your lack of dignity in having nautical stars on your shoulder
obvious gay insignia

Come on man, stop avoiding the question, how tall are you really, I'll allow you to bump it a couple of inches as well, midgets always do that.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:52:13 PM
Damn, now even Uncle Junior's teaming up with them to taking shots at me. This isn't going end well for me. I'm scared of joon.  :-X

Must be the roid rage from his new cycle
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:52:46 PM
Come on man, stop avoiding the question, how tall are you really, I'll allow you to bump it a couple of inches as well, midgets always do that.
Post your real height and I'll tell you mine. So far, I see you claiming to have a porn star cock and being 6'3"
which you have proof of neither, not that I'd like to see the former
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on March 25, 2014, 01:54:12 PM
Damn, now even Uncle Junior's teaming up with them to taking shots at me. This isn't going end well for me. I'm scared of joon.  :-X
(http://p2.la-img.com/930/18669/6321691_3_l.jpg)

(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/jUjbDK8trBA/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: ismoseppo on March 25, 2014, 01:54:23 PM
I love my beard. I stroke it while posting and feel a slight woolen sensation on the tips of my fingers.

Their trolling's pretty crappy this afternoon, though. Might go back to watching season 25 of COPS some more.

if you see the episode where the 70 year old man, think his name is Jim, is arrested in his house let me know, best episode ive ever seen---this is how u will know it

best COPS episode in history--they arrest a 70 year old guy:

old guy gets arrested on cops they tell him to stand up--he says ''what am i a helicopter to go from here to standing

he purposely drew a unibrow between his eyebrows

cop asks him if he uses drugs--he says ya lsd,pcp,heroin,cocaine now take me to jail

: then he says why are those ni gg ers starign at me cop says why u gotta be racial--he says cause thats how i am

he says he can say what he wants cause its "the man constitution of the united states"
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 01:55:32 PM
Can you two stop this bitching and let's focus on the main topic of groink the male model with millions of women who lust for him and attributes all his womanly conquests to his physique since he is a shallow lying fuck with nothing else to offer.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: latiuss on March 25, 2014, 01:55:56 PM
This is embarasing lads,ice skorp give it a rest.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:56:20 PM
if you see the episode where the 70 year old man, think his name is Jim, is arrested in his house let me know, best episode ive ever seen---this is how u will know it

best COPS episode in history--they arrest a 70 year old guy:

old guy gets arrested on cops they tell him to stand up--he says ''what am i a helicopter to go from here to standing

he purposely drew a unibrow between his eyebrows

cop asks him if he uses drugs--he says ya lsd,pcp,heroin,cocaine now take me to jail

: then he says why are those ni gg ers starign at me cop says why u gotta be racial--he says cause thats how i am

he says he can say what he wants cause its "the man constitution of the united states"
I saw this one. But I don't remember the season.

I've been watching seasons 13-25 for a couple of months. That's 2000 to 2012 (so far). Pretty sure it happened in that time frame. Yeah, fucking hilarious and that guy was the shit.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 01:56:43 PM
Icicle,
Even if Skorp10 was a full blown Hebrew and not a Moor he still gets respect around here because he's a gentleman, and generally has a good disposition. You started losing an argument and began attacking the guy's race; it reeks of desperation. What's wrong in your life that an Internet persona can bring out such visciousness?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:57:52 PM
Icicle,
Even if Skorp10 was a full blown Hebrew and not a Moor he still gets respect around here because he's a gentleman, and generally has a good disposition. You started losing an argument and began attacking the guy's race; it reeks of desperation. What's wrong in your life that an Internet persona can bring out such visciousness?
You haven't proven I'm losing an argument. Make your case. State the facts and provide evidence that your version (or his, whatever) is substantially closer to the truth than mine.

On the topic of credibility, you resorted to toilet humor and ad hominems on the last page whilst ridiculing a dead guy. I don't think you're in any position to tell me what to do.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 01:58:36 PM
Post your real height and I'll tell you mine. So far, I see you claiming to have a porn star cock and being 6'3"
which you have proof of neither, not that I'd like to see the former

I've always backed up everything with a picture, I'm not asking you to show us your physique cos we know you look like a pile of flesh waste.

just fess up how short are you please, don't go all shy on me now.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 01:59:21 PM
You haven't proven I'm losing an argument. Make your case. State the facts and provide evidence that your version (or his, whatever) is substantially closer to the truth than mine.

On the topic of credibility, you resorted to toilet humor and ad hominems on the last page whilst ridiculing a dead guy. I don't think you're in any position to tell me what to do.

How about go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 01:59:42 PM
I've always backed up everything with a picture, I'm not asking you to show us your physique cos we know you look like a pile of flesh waste.

just fess up how short are you please, don't go all shy on me now.
You haven't backed up your height with a picture. You posted a blacked out photo of 2/3 of your body in a crowded place as a way to "prove" women enjoy your permabulker build. Post a photo or video of you being measured at 6'3" and I'll reciprocate. :)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:00:42 PM
How about go fuck yourself
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Lifeandhealth/Pix/pictures/2009/3/3/1236074833250/Angry-man-001.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: ismoseppo on March 25, 2014, 02:00:58 PM
holy fuck its height--just post it

im 6 foot on the button  ooooooooooooooooo time for a 7 page debate
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:01:23 PM
holy fuck its height--just post it

im 6 foot on the button  ooooooooooooooooo time for a 7 page debate
it's just fun to get him going, tbh
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: ismoseppo on March 25, 2014, 02:04:14 PM
it's just fun to get him going, tbh

im eating sweet potato fries--delicious
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:05:21 PM
im eating sweet potato fries--delicious
If I wasn't restricting my carbs, I'd probably go buy a bag myself a little later. They taste so good with any condiment or just a bit of seasoning. Healthier too.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Tedim on March 25, 2014, 02:08:41 PM
im eating sweet potato fries--delicious

I get the organic sweet potato chips....then get to watch someone else eat them.  >:(
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 02:08:53 PM
it's just fun to get him going, tbh

I'd be embarrassed if I talked a lot of shit only for them to realise I'm just a manlet.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:09:24 PM
I'd be embarrassed if I talked a lot of shit only for them to realise I'm just a manlet.
I'd be embarrassed to be you as well. That isn't news, hombre.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: latiuss on March 25, 2014, 02:14:58 PM
I always post pics to back up my claims
your a nugga
Im an alpha with a big cawk
your a nugga
Im so alpha i actually respond to trash and feel then need to post pics to impress random strangers
Your a nugga


skorp vs ice how will it end?


Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:16:36 PM
I always post pics to back up my claims
your a nugga
Im an alpha with a big cawk
your a nugga
Im so alpha i actually respond to trash and feel then need to post pics to impress random strangers
Your a nugga


skorp vs ice how will it end?

edit was n.i.g.gga turns to guy wtf?

Racism is banned on this board. ;-)

It's kinda over already, the meat of the thread was in the middle. This is the little bits of fat left before the plate goes in the dishwasher.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: latiuss on March 25, 2014, 02:18:54 PM
Racism is banned on this board. ;-)

It's kinda over already, the meat of the thread was in the middle. This is the little bits of fat left before the plate goes in the dishwasher.

You going to post a pic to back that up? Or do i have to take your word for it?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:20:03 PM
You going to post a pic to back that up? Or do i have to take your word for it?
I'll send you a PM of my cock if you want.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 02:22:32 PM
ice lord looks like the missing link with all that hair

surely he is the last person to spout about evolution

with his copy and paste history lessons

guy is a full blown retard
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:23:22 PM
ice lord looks like the missing link with all that hair

surely he is the last person to spout about evolution

with his copy and paste history lessons

guy is a full blown retard
You sound upset.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: latiuss on March 25, 2014, 02:24:19 PM
I'll send you a PM of my cock if you want.

nah
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:24:41 PM
nah
Sure.  ;)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 02:25:11 PM
You sound upset.

sound?

my words were written not spoken

you really are stupid

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:25:23 PM
sound?

my words were written not spoken

you really are stupid


You sound upset.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 02:30:20 PM
I did a quick google search.  Seems this cat's married, probably why he wasn't trying to pick up any chicks.  His Wife is cute.  No need to bag on Burneika.

(http://cyber-sport.us/zalaczniki/p1000136_152.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 02:31:24 PM
You sound upset.


ah its like that is it

too easy  8)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:31:43 PM
ah its like that is it

too easy  8)
You sound upset.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 02:32:38 PM
and apparently he can beat most of your asses

(http://i.wp.pl/a/f/jpeg/28900/robert_burneika_walka_470.jpeg)


(http://www.robertburneika.net/media/Image/walka-03.jpg)

(http://d.webgenerator24.pl/k/r//2i/c4/w25t9nokksokwokc0coscs4owko/screenshot010.600.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 02:32:47 PM
You sound upset.


you sound upset
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:33:51 PM
*You sound upset
You sound upset.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 02:35:36 PM
You sound upset.

you sound upset
You sound upset.

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:36:07 PM

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 02:37:20 PM
ill bang your heads together in a minute.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:37:45 PM
ill bang your heads together in a minute.
:-*
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 02:38:06 PM


brutal quoting skills for the win  8)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:40:15 PM
brutal quoting skills for the win  8)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 02:40:46 PM

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 02:42:02 PM
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:43:01 PM

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Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 02:43:36 PM
What women that get wet the moment they touch a muscle 9 times out of 10 look like:

(http://elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/club-girl-smoking-485x323.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/00812/RSNF2799O-682_812228a.jpg)
Answer: Go for older women.

I've been frequenting women in the 42-55 range since my mid-20s. Completely wrote off younger women except for the odd one that comes onto me in clubs or w/e. They're generally a waste of time because they're unsure of what they want in life, haven't completely matured, want marriage, have exes that still text them, insist on you having a FB, etc.

Icelord. The king of the cougars. Nothing beats 25 year old pussy. Nothing....
You sir, are shit
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:45:26 PM
Icelord. The king of the cougars. Nothing beats 25 year old pussy. Nothing....
You sir, are shit
Learn to quote properly, dickweed.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:46:28 PM
Hahahaha, lmfao. ;D

When you post shit like  I totally forget your an asshole.  :-*
you're*, ya doss çunt
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 02:47:13 PM
Learn to quote properly, dickweed.

"Nothing beats a 55 year old woman" -said no one ever.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:47:50 PM
"Nothing beats a 55 year old woman" -said no one ever.
I'm not entirely sure what you're trying to say here so I'm going to assume you're replying to the wrong post or something.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:48:27 PM
huh? what?

basic grammar mate
sort yourself out
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 02:51:13 PM
Too much weirdness in this thread, it's like a high school mushroom party!
Its because "you're" not centre of attention numbnuts.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:51:34 PM
Too much weirdness in this thread, it's like a high school mushroom party!
Then quit bumping it you arse-plunging batty boy
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 02:56:16 PM
"Batty boy" fuck seriously haven't heard that term since high school, always thought that was a British term, aren't you Canadian or am I mistaken?

Where exactly are you from anyway and which did you pick today out of all the other day you could have chosen to be an asshole?

It's just weird and outta character for you, that's all I am saying!
You came at me first, joon. You drew first blood. Remember that. I'll never forget it.

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:05:46 PM

Well I never realized you were so fucking racist? I mean are you really or you just having a bad day?

It happens to the best of us.

Its not me you should care about or be apologizing too, it's Skorp!
Skorp is the bacteria off my loafers
and racism is something your country practiced for centuries as official colonial policy and continues do to so with its Muslim and Hindu minorities
so kindly quit being a hypocrite and learn to allow everyone to practice their freedom of speech and express their beliefs as they see fit
also
keep us updated on your gains with more bad videos
ty
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 03:07:14 PM
Skorp is the bacteria off my loafers
and racism is something your country practiced for centuries as official colonial policy and continues do to so with its Muslim and Hindu minorities
so kindly quit being a hypocrite and learn to allow everyone to practice their freedom of speech and express their beliefs as they see fit
also
keep us updated on your gains with more bad videos
ty
Hey, you cant blame me and others in the UK for the mistakes by our forefathers.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:07:55 PM
Hey, you cant blame me and others in the UK for the mistakes by our forefathers.
They weren't mistakes. The British used to be everywhere, man. They basically owned the world until 70 years ago. Only a sound doctrine of racial superiority and economic exploitation could sustain an empire of that scale.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: ismoseppo on March 25, 2014, 03:08:57 PM
im not scrolling back
anyone over 5 foot 4 in this thread?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 03:09:12 PM
They weren't mistakes. The British used to be everywhere, man. They basically owned the world until 70 years ago. Only a sound doctrine of racial superiority and economic exploitation could sustain an empire of that scale.

We still do.  ;)
(http://www.jordanmaxwell.com/images/research/Page1/vatican1.jpg)
Union Jack in the Vatican city.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:10:35 PM
im not scrolling back
anyone over 5 foot 4 in this thread?
5'2" here, checkin in for the midget crew
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:11:44 PM
We still do.  ;)
the official encouragement of as much immigration as possible, particularly from southeast asia and the middle east, from 1997 on was obviously a calamity from which the country has yet to recover. Any cursory glance at the comments section of any DM article offers a sample of the resentment most English people feel for their gov't's "multiculturalism" policies of the last 15 years
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 03:12:18 PM
the official policies of encouraging as much immigration as possible, particularly from southeast asia and the middle east, from 1997 on was obviously a calamity from which the country has yet to recover. Any cursory glance at the comments section of any DM article offers a sample of the resentment most English people feel for their gov't's "multiculturalism" policies of the last 15 years
Whatever.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 03:27:43 PM

The facts are racism/colonialism was practiced and is a shameful part of both British and American history as well as other countries.

However, the point is this is 2014 not 1814 and there are laws against racism both in real life and on public forums.

The fact is you cannot (whatever your views are) express racist views in public (whatever format) and claim its freedom of speech, doesn't work that way.

If you said some of the stuff you have said in a restaurant or on your Facebook or Twitter or whatever social media and someone reported you and tracked you down you would quite easily be prosecuted and end up with a criminal record. There have been many such cases.

The fact that this board it not regulated does not change the above facts so far as the law is concerned.

....just saying!

 
pretty much the UK mate, a lot of countries you can say what the fuck you like.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Tedim on March 25, 2014, 03:30:33 PM

The facts are racism/colonialism was practiced and is a shameful part of both British and American history as well as other countries.

However, the point is this is 2014 not 1814 and there are laws against racism both in real life and on public forums.

The fact is you cannot (whatever your views are) express racist views in public (whatever format) and claim its freedom of speech, doesn't work that way.

If you said some of the stuff you have said in a restaurant or on your Facebook or Twitter or whatever social media and someone reported you and tracked you down you would quite easily be prosecuted and end up with a criminal record. There have been many such cases.

The fact that this board it not regulated does not change the above facts so far as the law is concerned.

....just saying!

 

You're wrong, as long as no violence is incited it is protected speech. I can say reggin reggin reggin all day long kike kike kike
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 03:34:13 PM

The facts are racism/colonialism was practiced and is a shameful part of both British and American history as well as other countries.

However, the point is this is 2014 not 1814 and there are laws against racism both in real life and on public forums.

The fact is you cannot (whatever your views are) express racist views in public (whatever format) and claim its freedom of speech, doesn't work that way.

If you said some of the stuff you have said in a restaurant or on your Facebook or Twitter or whatever social media and someone reported you and tracked you down you would quite easily be prosecuted and end up with a criminal record. There have been many such cases.

The fact that this board it not regulated does not change the above facts so far as the law is concerned.

....just saying!

 

Ok fascist.

In the USA we can say neegal, wop, chink, etc all day long
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 03:36:44 PM
i firmly believe in freedom of speech

let the idiots spout their shit

so we can laugh at their ignorance
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 03:40:03 PM
Ok ladies n gents, this thread was about an insulin gut trying to get attention and the awkwardness of the situation which lead to constructive debate about social etiquette and musculature. Just cos one member decided to drag it down the racial route for his own entertainment, let him be, let's not all follow suit  :)

I watched his MMA videos too now and he really does fight like an obese man...butterbean at his fattest springs to mind.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 03:40:34 PM
I did one week with no food at all just last month.
The only side effects were headaches, insomnia, and perpetual hunger, and cardiac palpitations
no big deal really
and I lost 12lbs of water :)

I literally didn't close an eye for 6 days straight last week when I tried going Keto again. Granted, I did it hardcore with less than 1200kcal/day (wasn't hungry) and like 5 carbs, but shit man. I did not fucking sleep. I was a zombie. And I ended up taking beta-blockers from an old guy down the street because my heart wouldn't drop below 100/min. Did lose 9lbs of water in a week though.

For the average gym guy?
yeah
any fasting is illogical when compared to the benefits of carb cycling and upping the cardio/supersets to switch back to fat-burning instead of glucose-burning

That's why I no longer do low carb. You're putting off paying your bill.

Eventually, when it comes in (and it always does), you'll have to pay it back with interest. It's always a heavy carb invoice you get slapped with.

I made my peace with carbs not long ago. Just this month, actually.

Not much, but then again I eat about 30 carbs a week.

Watered-down keto diet for pussies.

Either go extreme low carb or use them like everyone else and work harder in the gym.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:40:39 PM

The facts are racism/colonialism was practiced and is a shameful part of both British and American history as well as other countries.

However, the point is this is 2014 not 1814 and there are laws against racism both in real life and on public forums.

The fact is you cannot (whatever your views are) express racist views in public (whatever format) and claim its freedom of speech, doesn't work that way.
 
Yes you can. But not if you live in the UK, where they arrest people for making racist remarks on Twitter. That's your shitty country's lack of freedom of speech, not mine.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 03:41:02 PM
Ok ladies n gents, this thread was about an insulin gut trying to get attention and the awkwardness of the situation which lead to constructive debate about social etiquette and musculature. Just cos one member decided to drag it down the racial route for his own entertainment, let him be, let's not all follow suit  :)

I watched his MMA videos too now and he really does fight like an obese man...butterbean at his fattest springs to mind.

post up said videos
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 25, 2014, 03:41:36 PM
i firmly believe in freedom of speech

let the idiots spout their shit

so we can laugh at their ignorance


Look up history and what freedom of speech really means.  It fucking irks me when people think it means you can say whatever you want to anyone you want.

Freedom of speech meant you can speak out against your gov without the worry of being prosecuted.  It didn't mean you can make fun of a black person's skin color.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:42:02 PM
Ok ladies n gents, this thread was about an insulin gut trying to get attention and the awkwardness of the situation which lead to constructive debate about social etiquette and musculature. Just cos one member decided to drag it down the racial route for his own entertainment, let him be, let's not all follow suit  :)

I watched his MMA videos too now and he really does fight like an obese man...butterbean at his fattest springs to mind.
lol@ you trying to be the voice of reason
you're as bad as every other troll on this site
maybe worse, since they don't need to post photos to try to win arguments
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:43:02 PM
@stan

I see you went digging in my posting history in a feverish attempt to catch me in a discrepancy. I guess you succeeded in that wall of text of quotations from posts I made 5-odd weeks ago. I did stop dieting in the week after I said I was on one. You got me there.

Totally normal and non-psychotic behavior on your end, btw. Shows you don't take this Internet thing too seriously.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 03:45:17 PM
@stan

I see you went digging in my posting history in a feverish attempt to catch me in a discrepancy. I guess you succeeded in that wall of text of quotations from posts I made 5-odd weeks ago. I did stop dieting in the week after I said I was on one. You got me there.

Totally normal and non-psychotic behavior on your end, btw. Shows you don't take this Internet thing too seriously.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 03:45:53 PM
@stan

I see you went digging in my posting history in a feverish attempt to catch me in a discrepancy. I guess you succeeded. I did stop dieting in the week after I said I was on one. You got me pinned!

totally normal and non-psychotic behavior on your end, btw

Nothing is more unpredictable than a 29 year old Canadian racist who hasn't eaten for a week, but still believes in the power of carbs...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:46:07 PM

(http://i.imgur.com/KUjv0W0.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:47:11 PM
Nothing is more unpredictable than a 29 year old Canadian racist who hasn't eaten for a week, but still believes in the power of carbs...
Actually, there is one thing that's more predictable. You believing everything I write on this site and trying to troll me with it from a gimmick account. That's the oldest trick in the book when you're butthurt on the Internet. ;)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 03:47:23 PM
I am talking about UK law, I am not aware of other jurisdictions.

The point is we are talking about a British Citizen (or so I assume)

It's an interesting point as to what happens and what the law is for an individual making a racist comment to another with differing laws/jurisdictions and if cross border case can be brought.

I will ask send e-mail to our lawyers tomorrow and see what they say.

I am more curious than anything else.

 


A black british citizen can use the N word with impunity, try again, you floundering goalpost moving lickspittle.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: bigmc on March 25, 2014, 03:49:00 PM
I am talking about UK law, I am not aware of other jurisdictions.

The point is we are talking about a British Citizen (or so I assume)

It's an interesting point as to what happens and what the law is for an individual making a racist comment to another with differing laws/jurisdictions and if cross border case can be brought.

I will ask send e-mail to our lawyers tomorrow and see what they say.

I am more curious than anything else.

 



it would be very difficult to prosecute across two different legal systems

on something that is open to interpretation

one mans freedom of speech is another mans racism

social boundaries are difficult to establish on the internet

dont worry about it brother

icelord is just a needy attention seeking beta male

who thinks being racist makes him somehow relevant
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:49:47 PM
it would be very difficult to prosecute across two different legal systems

on something that is open to interpretation

one mans freedom of speech is another mans racism

social boundaries are difficult to establish on the internet

dont worry about it brother

icelord is just a needy attention seeking beta male

who thinks being racist makes him somehow relevant
And you're obsessed with an attention seeking beta male
which by extension makes you even worse
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 03:49:54 PM
Actually, there is one thing that's more predictable. You believing everything I write on this site and trying to troll me with it from a gimmick account. That's the oldest trick in the book when you're butthurt on the Internet. ;)

Hi Ivan Drago

The king of manlet gimmicks.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 03:50:26 PM
Hi Ivan Drago

The king of manlet gimmicks.
Fuck.

How did you know?  >:(
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Skorp1o on March 25, 2014, 03:52:26 PM
post up said videos

You don't have to watch all of it, just scroll a bit forward and see the skills

Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 04:01:06 PM
Actually, there is one thing that's more predictable. You believing everything I write on this site and trying to troll me with it from a gimmick account. That's the oldest trick in the book when you're butthurt on the Internet. ;)

I don't want to upset you, you're probably tired from all of the fasting. But this is my only account. I've been a member longer than you. I simply don't have the time to make 25 post's a day.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:02:49 PM
I don't want to upset you, you're probably tired from all of the fasting. But this is my only account. I've been a member longer than you. I simply don't have the time to make 25 post's a day.
I hadn't posted in a few weeks, actually. But I enjoy this site, so I came back to post some more. I'm sorry this causes you psychological discomfort and you have to go digging in my posting history looking for dirt. I hate to let you down in that department.  :-[

But hey man, if you just learn to be more tolerant and less sensitive, you might actually learn to join the community rather than constantly stand outside of it and beg for attention.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:06:12 PM
I hadn't posted in a few weeks, actually. But I enjoy this site, so I came back to post some more. I'm sorry this causes you psychological discomfort and you have to go digging in my posting history looking for dirt. I hate to let you down in that department.  :-[

But hey man, if you just learn to be more tolerant and less sensitive, you might actually learn to join the community rather than constantly stand outside of it and beg for attention.

Why dont you post any pictures from gay pick up websites, there were some hot guys in those threads?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:06:49 PM
Why dont you post any pictures from gay pick up websites, there were some hot guys in those threads?
I can if you like. What kind of porn are you into?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 04:14:29 PM
I hadn't posted in a few weeks, actually. But I enjoy this site, so I came back to post some more. I'm sorry this causes you psychological discomfort and you have to go digging in my posting history looking for dirt. I hate to let you down in that department.  :-[

But hey man, if you just learn to be more tolerant and less sensitive, you might actually learn to join the community rather than constantly stand outside of it and beg for attention.

It took me all of about 3 minutes to find & quote those post's kid. They were all made in a 5 day period, So they were all on 1 page. I just did it to prove you are full of shit.

I'm going to go back to lurking, & possibly eat some carbs
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:16:09 PM
It took me all of about 3 minutes to find & quote those post's kid. They were all made in a 5 day period, So they were all on 1 page. I just did it to prove you are full of shit.

I'm going to go back to lurking, & possibly eat some carbs
That's what I told you. Most of my posts are full of shit. So why are you taking them so personally?

You sound unhappy, man. This isn't the right way to channel your personal problems. I mean, you're free to come and go as you please, but trying to kick other people off the site by stalking their posting history is...weird. So is lurking. Try posting normally for a change, just to see how it works out for you.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:16:53 PM
I can if you like. What kind of porn are you into?
Not porn, thats dirty, just some hunky well hung guys.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 04:20:29 PM
That's what I told you. Most of my posts are full of shit. So why are you taking them so personally?

You sound unhappy, man. This isn't the right way to channel your personal problems. I mean, you're free to come and go as you please, but trying to kick other people off the site by stalking their posting history is...weird. So is lurking. Try posting normally for a change, just to see how it works out for you.

Who is trying to kick you off the site?

Do you ever listen to talk radio? So do millions of other people, but how many actually call in?
This site is an amazing source of knowledge, & the gossip & opinions section is my favorite site of the internet. I'll post when I want to, nothing weird about that.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 04:21:50 PM
Not porn, thats dirty, just some hunky well hung guys.

Hahaha
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:23:53 PM
Who is trying to kick you off the site?

Do you ever listen to talk radio? So do millions of other people, but how many actually call in?
This site is an amazing source of knowledge, & the gossip & opinions section is my favorite site of the internet. I'll post when I want to, nothing weird about that.
Well, posting is one thing. Popping in just to parse through one guy's posts and then quoting them in a prearranged sequence to try to point out continuity or honesty issues in their posting history from a month earlier is definitely not normal behavior. I mean, literally no one else on here does that. Josh has had his history on here, but at least he posts his pictures and doesn't hide his identity. You're basically waging a private war with some guy you don't know on a muscle site. There's something very off about that.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:26:01 PM
Absolutely wrong, fact is under UK law if a black man called another black man the N word, the black man that was called the N word could prosecute the black man using that word if sufficient evidence was provided.

I won't get into it with you, do your own research.

Beside my response quota to you for the night is up, unless you suddenly do something very amusing at which point it might be reset.


Me research?
I not the one e-mailing my legal team  ::) tomorrow to ask questions about potential racist offences.

Fuck off, you have no idea what you are talking about.
Now show me a case where a black man has been successfully prosecuted for using the N word.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:26:15 PM
Not porn, thats dirty, just some hunky well hung guys.
Not porn, thats dirty, just some hunky well hung guys.
Your wish is my command, as always.  ;)

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1903014_690255701026800_1982223553_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:29:55 PM
Your wish is my command, as always.  ;)

(http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1/1903014_690255701026800_1982223553_n.jpg)

We have a different definition of "Hunky" it would appear.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:30:33 PM

Sounds about right.

Honestly I am not referring to Icelord, he can say what he wants I guess he is a big boy.

I was more curious about the general point that's all since I like to know these things, I am bit of an anorak like that!  :)

If I can find an angle to sue someone potentially because they are a dumb fuck and don't know what they are doing and make some money out of it then I will.


Racist comments on the Internet, when the person's identity can be ascertained, are in fact illegal on UK soil. But that isn't true of all countries. In the US, it may be frowned upon, but is certainly not illegal to use racial epithets. Whites are often on the receiving end of them, by the way. It isn't just about protecting minorities.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121003/Liam-Stacey-jail-tweeting-abuse-Fabrice-Muamba.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121003/Liam-Stacey-jail-tweeting-abuse-Fabrice-Muamba.html)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:31:24 PM
We have a different definition of "Hunky" it would appear.
Nah. I had 8 or so pics lined up of bodybuilders with thick arms, veins, the whole bit. But the site wouldn't let them through, for whatever reason.

So I picked one at random and it's the twink. Although his physique is nothing to sneeze at. Would adopt as my own if I had the discipline.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:32:03 PM
Racist comments on the Internet, when the person's identity can be ascertained, are in fact illegal on UK soil. But that isn't true of all countries. In the US, it may be frowned upon, but is certainly not illegal to use racial epithets. Whites are often on the receiving end of them, by the way. It isn't just about protecting minorities.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121003/Liam-Stacey-jail-tweeting-abuse-Fabrice-Muamba.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2121003/Liam-Stacey-jail-tweeting-abuse-Fabrice-Muamba.html)
Do you count as on our soil if I am reading your posts in my living room?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 04:32:33 PM
Well, posting is one thing. Popping in just to parse through one guy's posts and then quoting them in a prearranged sequence to try to point out continuity or honesty issues in their posting history from a month earlier is definitely not normal behavior. I mean, literally no one else on here does that. Josh has had his history on here, but at least he posts his pictures and doesn't hide his identity. You're basically waging a private war with some guy you don't know on a muscle site. There's something very off about that.

Holy shit man, there has been something very off about every post you've made in the last 24 hours. I simply found a few quotes to show you just to show you are here to talk a bit of shit. Now that we have established that you are what your generation calls an "internet troll" myself & the other members can shrug off your post's as bullshit.

People have been pulling up people's post history on this site for a long time man. Longer than you've been fasting...
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:32:39 PM
Nah. I had 8 or so pics lined up of bodybuilders with thick arms, veins, the whole bit. But the site wouldn't let them through, for whatever reason.

So I picked one at random and it's the twink. Although his physique is nothing to sneeze at. Would adopt as my own if I had the discipline.

Shatters the confidence of the members here.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:33:19 PM
Do you count as on our soil if I am reading your posts in my living room?
A lawyer worth his salt would argue the getbig servers are in the US, so anything posted on them is being posted in that country, and not England.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:36:39 PM
Holy shit man, there has been something very off about every post you've made in the last 24 hours. I simply found a few quotes to show you just to show you are here to talk a bit of shit. Now that we have established that you are what your generation calls an "internet troll" myself & the other members can shrug off your post's as bullshit.

People have been pulling up people's post history on this site for a long time man. Longer than you've been fasting...
Let's review. You have a low post count, and a cursory glance at your most recent ones suggests they're all in some way intended to flame or harass the person you're talking to. That's pretty much the definition of a troll, dude. I won't pretend everything I write is proactive or constructive, but a lot of it has nothing to do with arguing or insulting people. Yours are basically almost uniquely undiluted personal attacks in a bottle. I think you fit the bill much more closely, and your behavior in this thread seems to support that thesis.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:37:53 PM
Let's review. You have a low post count, and a cursory glance at your most recent ones suggests they're all in some way intended to flame or harass the person you're talking to. That's pretty much the definition of a troll, dude. I won't pretend everything I write is proactive or constructive, but a lot of it has nothing to do with arguing or insulting people. Yours are basically almost uniquely undiluted personal attacks in a bottle. I think you fit the bill much more closely, and your behavior in this thread seems to support that thesis.
He may be a gimmick of a regular who just wants to keep his normal log on well liked.

It happens.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:38:40 PM
Shatters the confidence of the members here.
:D
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:39:27 PM
He may be a gimmick of a regular who just wants to keep his normal log on well liked.

It happens.
That was my assumption and he wouldn't be the first nor the last. But those people usually have no balls, either. Just saying.

Well, foozle's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:42:10 PM
:D

You sir, have a well stocked album.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:43:08 PM
You sir, have a well stocked album.
D'you ever watch straight porn and feel conflicted about whether you want to be the man or the woman in the video?
me too
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 04:43:42 PM
Let's review. You have a low post count, and a cursory glance at your most recent ones suggests they're all in some way intended to flame or harass the person you're talking to. That's pretty much the definition of a troll, dude. I won't pretend everything I write is proactive or constructive, but a lot of it has nothing to do with arguing or insulting people. Yours are basically almost uniquely undiluted personal attacks in a bottle. I think you fit the bill much more closely, and your behavior in this thread seems to support that thesis.

You just seemed to be on a real tear last night & today, posting some pretty hash stuff. I just wanted to call you out, & I did. Your post's in the last 15 minutes have already returned to a bit more normal. Obviously you are an intelligent guy, but you were all over Galieneko last night & then bragging that you trolled him. He & Wes are my favorite posters. So calm down some, cupcake.

Don't fuck with the Wong's
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:44:45 PM
D'you ever watch straight porn and feel conflicted about whether you want to be the man or the woman in the video?
me too
No, I normally watch lesbian porn.
Fisting is my deviance of choice, but only when it looks like they are not used to it, double fisting is a bit off putting.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:46:50 PM
You just seemed to be on a real tear last night & today, posting some pretty hash stuff. I just wanted to call you out, & I did. Your post's in the last 15 minutes have already returned to a bit more normal. Obviously you are an intelligent guy, but you were all over Galieneko last night & then bragging that you trolled him. He & Wes are my favorite posters. So calm down some, cupcake.

Don't fuck with the Wong's
I think you're confusing galeniko (who I get along with well) with Groink. And if I'm not mistaken, that happened in this very thread. He came at me, and I took up the gauntlet. Nothing I haven't done a few hundred times on the Internet since I started using it. To his credit, he took it pretty well.

Wes I have no issues with.

And you telling me to calm down when you've obviously invested some serious effort in trying to get under my skin by posting my own posts back to me suggests you're projecting your own frustrations onto me. I said earlier, this isn't the right way to channel your personal resentments, even if it gives you a momentary release valve to vent.

Protip, when people call other people out, they usually don't do it anonymously or by going around their back and digging dirt on them. Generally, it's done in a thread intended for the purpose, and they hash it out. You're acting like a lover scorned with someone who doesn't even know you exist or...care.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 25, 2014, 04:47:58 PM
When I went to bed this had 6 pages, wtf happened? Can't be arsed reading 12 pages.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:48:51 PM
When I went to bed this had 6 pages, wtf happened? Can't be arsed reading 12 pages.
Adult men, some anonymous, some not, picking on each other on the Internet because they have real-life shortages they can't fill and probably more than a few insecurities.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Simple Simon on March 25, 2014, 04:49:53 PM
Adult men, some anonymous, some not, picking on each other on the Internet because they have real-life shortages they can't fill and probably more than a few insecurities.

QFT.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:50:58 PM
No, I normally watch lesbian porn.
Fisting is my deviance of choice, but only when it looks like they are not used to it, double fisting is a bit off putting.
My version of fisting porn has women dilating their rectal region until their anal canal prolapses outward in a rubbery red hanging tube of anal meat. It's pretty sexy when 3 women are fisting each other at the same time in a daisy chain and that is the end result.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Stan Diego on March 25, 2014, 04:51:53 PM
I think you're confusing galeniko (who I get along with well) with Groink. And if I'm not mistaken, that happened in this very thread. He came at me, and I took up the gauntlet. Nothing I haven't done a few hundred times on the Internet since I started using it. To his credit, he took it pretty well.

Wes I have no issues with.

And you telling me to calm down when you've obviously invested some serious effort in trying to get under my skin by posting my own posts back to me suggests you're projecting your own frustrations onto me. I said earlier, this isn't the right way to channel your personal resentments, even if it gives you a momentary release valve to vent.

Protip, when people call other people out, they usually don't do it anonymously or by going around their back and digging dirt on them. Generally, it's done in a thread intended for the purpose, and they hash it out. You're acting like a lover scorned with someone who doesn't even know you exist or...care.

You are right, I got the 2 confused. They are both solid poster's for sure. You brought up a guys legal problems, nothing lower than that.

I simply posted 5 messages all made in 5 days, all on the same subject & all contradicting each other. I simply wanted to confirm that you are pretty much full of shit.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:53:09 PM
You are right, I got the 2 confused. They are both solid poster's for sure. You brought up a guys legal problems, nothing lower than that.

I simply posted 5 messages all made in 5 days, all on the same subject & all contradicting each other. I simply wanted to confirm that you are pretty much full of shit.
Actually, someone else brought up his alleged DUI infraction. I merely asked him about it, since he'd presented himself as a straight shooter. If I was saying that of myself, I'd probably answer the question rather than resort to ad hominems or circular arguments about how to pick up women. There's nothing low about it. If you commit a crime, you should own up to it, unless you're ashamed of yourself. If so, you have no business trying to one-up me on the integrity scale.

And you've done a great job of...proving what I told you that I make no secret about? lol
see what I mean, your priorities are skewed and you try way too hard
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 25, 2014, 04:53:48 PM
Adult men, some anonymous, some not, picking on each other on the Internet because they have real-life shortages they can't fill and probably more than a few insecurities.

I guessed as much, just saw racist blah blah at top of page and wondered where that derailment came from.

FWIW women are inveterate liars about what they like in men. I'm funny (did stand up for a few years), charming and intelligent. Yet when I was 27% bodyfat I was shunted to the friend zone or a "nice guy". When I was sub 10% I was a piece of meat who happened to be funny, charming and intelligent.

Most people (not just girls) are surprised when I talk that I'm not some retard. People can't accept that you can be physically and mentally accomplished.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 04:56:49 PM
I guessed as much, just saw racist blah blah at top of page and wondered where that derailment came from.

FWIW women are inveterate liars about what they like in men. I'm funny (did stand up for a few years), charming and intelligent. Yet when I was 27% bodyfat I was shunted to the friend zone or a "nice guy". When I was sub 10% I was a piece of meat who happened to be funny, charming and intelligent.

Most people (not just girls) are surprised when I talk that I'm not some retard. People can't accept that you can be physically and mentally accomplished.
Women won't tell you what they want. That's their ace card. They'd be stupid to do it.

But rest assured, plenty of guys have unlocked their combination safe. It's just a matter of reading their body language and gauging their interests, and adjusting your script accordingly.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 05:40:23 PM
You don't have to watch all of it, just scroll a bit forward and see the skills



LOL,
This is proof that bodybuilding > mma.
The marshmallow man vs. Ragnar Lothrock.
Funny fight!
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Lustral on March 25, 2014, 05:44:21 PM
Women won't tell you what they want. That's their ace card. They'd be stupid to do it.

But rest assured, plenty of guys have unlocked their combination safe. It's just a matter of reading their body language and gauging their interests, and adjusting your script accordingly.

Not hard to read. Good ass = thrusts harder. Wide shoulders = protects better. Same with being tall. Only thing I've noticed is it;s generally older women cream for tall, muscular men. Younger girls still go for the skinny jean tatted fags. Maybe their instincts take a while to overtake what they are sold as attractive in teen mags.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: sagittal chest on March 25, 2014, 05:48:16 PM

Most people (not just girls) are surprised when I talk that I'm not some retard. People can't accept that you can be physically and mentally accomplished.

Very true.

It has to do with their own insecurities sometimes.

Men in particular like to think, "oh that guy is bigger and more handsome, well I am more witty and Intellectual"..
Whether it is true or not, this makes them feel better.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Icelord on March 25, 2014, 05:49:15 PM
This is the thread that won't die.  :-\
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: NightTrain on March 25, 2014, 05:51:35 PM
Very true.

It has to do with their own insecurities sometimes.

Men in particular like to think, "oh that guy is bigger and more handsome, well I am more witty and Intellectual"..
Whether it is true or not, this makes them feel better.

LOL so true. Same kinda "guys" who fall for "Dr" Cutler's "products":

(http://www.messersmith.name/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/human_pheromones.jpg)
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: cart@@n on May 08, 2014, 07:23:11 PM
I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

[ Invalid YouTube link ]

At least, in the end he was able to find comfort in the food.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on May 09, 2014, 12:28:25 AM

Still a better Pool Party than Art Atwood's..... :P
lol thats cold
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: hench on May 09, 2014, 05:23:21 AM
Never watched that before but yea that's about as insecure as it gets, i hate all that swaying about shit, gut past his pecs and walking like hes carrying carpets all the time.
Sad, sorry sight indeed
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: _aj_ on May 09, 2014, 06:31:24 AM
Watched the MMA fight and while he looked like shit and gassed early, he did better than I would have thought. It was clear that he wanted to clench and his opponent wanted none of that.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: basil on May 09, 2014, 07:22:03 AM
if that pool was full of getbiggers ,the water would have ended up resembling tapioca pudding once rob started bouncing those pecs

Lol.
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on May 09, 2014, 12:16:11 PM
At least, in the end he was able to find comfort in the food.
just dedicated to anabolic windows and nitrogen balance
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: thebrink on May 09, 2014, 04:54:11 PM
He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.

X2

The best thing you can do for yourself is stop obsessing over the way you look. It will only lead to an unhappy life.   
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: oldtimer1 on May 09, 2014, 07:29:01 PM
You don't have to watch all of it, just scroll a bit forward and see the skills



What MMA federation was that? It looked like they took two guys out of a bowling alley and said you want to make $50 bucks in a MMA fight?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: calfzilla on May 09, 2014, 09:02:37 PM
What were those cards the ref pulled out?  Did he stop the fight because it was just so shitty?
Title: Re: Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party
Post by: anabolichalo on May 10, 2014, 05:49:17 AM
He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.
if there were some chubby black womans there he could have got one