Bodybuilder Awkward at Pool Party

[Lustral]

When I went to bed this had 6 pages, wtf happened? Can't be arsed reading 12 pages.

[Icelord]

When I went to bed this had 6 pages, wtf happened? Can't be arsed reading 12 pages.

Adult men, some anonymous, some not, picking on each other on the Internet because they have real-life shortages they can't fill and probably more than a few insecurities.

[Simple Simon]

Adult men, some anonymous, some not, picking on each other on the Internet because they have real-life shortages they can't fill and probably more than a few insecurities.

QFT.

[Icelord]

No, I normally watch lesbian porn.
Fisting is my deviance of choice, but only when it looks like they are not used to it, double fisting is a bit off putting.

My version of fisting porn has women dilating their rectal region until their anal canal prolapses outward in a rubbery red hanging tube of anal meat. It's pretty sexy when 3 women are fisting each other at the same time in a daisy chain and that is the end result.

[Stan Diego]

I think you're confusing galeniko (who I get along with well) with Groink. And if I'm not mistaken, that happened in this very thread. He came at me, and I took up the gauntlet. Nothing I haven't done a few hundred times on the Internet since I started using it. To his credit, he took it pretty well.

Wes I have no issues with.

And you telling me to calm down when you've obviously invested some serious effort in trying to get under my skin by posting my own posts back to me suggests you're projecting your own frustrations onto me. I said earlier, this isn't the right way to channel your personal resentments, even if it gives you a momentary release valve to vent.

Protip, when people call other people out, they usually don't do it anonymously or by going around their back and digging dirt on them. Generally, it's done in a thread intended for the purpose, and they hash it out. You're acting like a lover scorned with someone who doesn't even know you exist or...care.

You are right, I got the 2 confused. They are both solid poster's for sure. You brought up a guys legal problems, nothing lower than that.

I simply posted 5 messages all made in 5 days, all on the same subject & all contradicting each other. I simply wanted to confirm that you are pretty much full of shit.

[Icelord]

You are right, I got the 2 confused. They are both solid poster's for sure. You brought up a guys legal problems, nothing lower than that.

I simply posted 5 messages all made in 5 days, all on the same subject & all contradicting each other. I simply wanted to confirm that you are pretty much full of shit.

Actually, someone else brought up his alleged DUI infraction. I merely asked him about it, since he'd presented himself as a straight shooter. If I was saying that of myself, I'd probably answer the question rather than resort to ad hominems or circular arguments about how to pick up women. There's nothing low about it. If you commit a crime, you should own up to it, unless you're ashamed of yourself. If so, you have no business trying to one-up me on the integrity scale.

And you've done a great job of...proving what I told you that I make no secret about? lol
see what I mean, your priorities are skewed and you try way too hard

[Lustral]

Adult men, some anonymous, some not, picking on each other on the Internet because they have real-life shortages they can't fill and probably more than a few insecurities.

I guessed as much, just saw racist blah blah at top of page and wondered where that derailment came from.

FWIW women are inveterate liars about what they like in men. I'm funny (did stand up for a few years), charming and intelligent. Yet when I was 27% bodyfat I was shunted to the friend zone or a "nice guy". When I was sub 10% I was a piece of meat who happened to be funny, charming and intelligent.

Most people (not just girls) are surprised when I talk that I'm not some retard. People can't accept that you can be physically and mentally accomplished.

[Icelord]

I guessed as much, just saw racist blah blah at top of page and wondered where that derailment came from.

FWIW women are inveterate liars about what they like in men. I'm funny (did stand up for a few years), charming and intelligent. Yet when I was 27% bodyfat I was shunted to the friend zone or a "nice guy". When I was sub 10% I was a piece of meat who happened to be funny, charming and intelligent.

Most people (not just girls) are surprised when I talk that I'm not some retard. People can't accept that you can be physically and mentally accomplished.

Women won't tell you what they want. That's their ace card. They'd be stupid to do it.

But rest assured, plenty of guys have unlocked their combination safe. It's just a matter of reading their body language and gauging their interests, and adjusting your script accordingly.

[sagittal chest]

You don't have to watch all of it, just scroll a bit forward and see the skills

LOL,
This is proof that bodybuilding > mma.
The marshmallow man vs. Ragnar Lothrock.
Funny fight!

[Lustral]

Women won't tell you what they want. That's their ace card. They'd be stupid to do it.

But rest assured, plenty of guys have unlocked their combination safe. It's just a matter of reading their body language and gauging their interests, and adjusting your script accordingly.

Not hard to read. Good ass = thrusts harder. Wide shoulders = protects better. Same with being tall. Only thing I've noticed is it;s generally older women cream for tall, muscular men. Younger girls still go for the skinny jean tatted fags. Maybe their instincts take a while to overtake what they are sold as attractive in teen mags.

[sagittal chest]

Most people (not just girls) are surprised when I talk that I'm not some retard. People can't accept that you can be physically and mentally accomplished.

Very true.

It has to do with their own insecurities sometimes.

Men in particular like to think, "oh that guy is bigger and more handsome, well I am more witty and Intellectual"..
Whether it is true or not, this makes them feel better.

[Icelord]

This is the thread that won't die. 

[NightTrain]

Very true.

It has to do with their own insecurities sometimes.

Men in particular like to think, "oh that guy is bigger and more handsome, well I am more witty and Intellectual"..
Whether it is true or not, this makes them feel better.

LOL so true. Same kinda "guys" who fall for "Dr" Cutler's "products":

[cart@@n]

I heard someone mention this in another thread, so had to youtube it, couldn't watch more than half. Flexing pecs and walking around checking out the crowd trying to see if anyone gives as fek lol.

Mute as music is shit

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At least, in the end he was able to find comfort in the food.

[Kim Jong Bob]

Still a better Pool Party than Art Atwood's.....

lol thats cold

[hench]

Never watched that before but yea that's about as insecure as it gets, i hate all that swaying about shit, gut past his pecs and walking like hes carrying carpets all the time.
Sad, sorry sight indeed

[_aj_]

Watched the MMA fight and while he looked like shit and gassed early, he did better than I would have thought. It was clear that he wanted to clench and his opponent wanted none of that.

[basil]

if that pool was full of getbiggers ,the water would have ended up resembling tapioca pudding once rob started bouncing those pecs

Lol.

[anabolichalo]

At least, in the end he was able to find comfort in the food.

just dedicated to anabolic windows and nitrogen balance

[thebrink]

He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.

X2

The best thing you can do for yourself is stop obsessing over the way you look. It will only lead to an unhappy life.   

[oldtimer1]

You don't have to watch all of it, just scroll a bit forward and see the skills

What MMA federation was that? It looked like they took two guys out of a bowling alley and said you want to make $50 bucks in a MMA fight?

[calfzilla]

What were those cards the ref pulled out?  Did he stop the fight because it was just so shitty?

[anabolichalo]

He has zero personality and charisma....see his body language when that chick said something to him, he was very shy and awkward, even someone with a 10+ physique, you can't just sit there with your oiled abs and expect the world to worship you, howveer, use the abs as that extra boost you need when you make a move on a girl and you across as witty, pleasant and interesting.

if there were some chubby black womans there he could have got one