Author Topic: Jean Francois lifts these things all above the head (Read 8657 times)

Jean Francois · « **on:** June 29, 2008, 04:45:43 AM »

hahaha yes it's true, there are many things that Jean Francois has lifted above the head

let me tell you these things:

a boat

a fiat

a carton of water bottles

to me this is just another day of lifting things above the head. Yesterday Jean Francois did 6 sets of lifting things above the head, utilizing weider principle 9 *negatives*

It was while Jean Francois was holding 17 phone books above the head that Pauline the personal trainer with a cert iv in boxing instruction noticed the packet of Du Maurier king size tucked into the pant.

Jean Francois has learned the ancient art of cumming with one testicle at a time, I could cum now from my left testicle and then cum from my right in a week if I so please, however

I please to cum now from both testes inside Pauline's shit shoot

Jean Francois throws the phonebooks against the mirror and removes the custom 'I am Jean Francois' lifting belt, releasing the stomach of desire from its clutches.

Pauline suffers a dizzy spell

Jean Francois lets her fall

Pauline awakens, her ass filled with two testicles worth of Jean juice and a cigarette behind her ear.

I am

Mars · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2008, 05:00:11 AM »

you did a nice job, welcome back to the board Jean.

drkaje · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2008, 05:10:05 AM »

Too long has this legend and his lessons on the proper treatment of women been missing from our lives.

Jean Francois · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2008, 05:29:05 AM »

hahaha yes my friends!

let me tell you these things Mars and the Dr.

As Jean Francois sits here very seriously, Jean Francois puts together a blog of his wonderful stories which you can find here:

http://iamjeanfrancois.blogspot.com/

Unfortunately, some of the great triumphs that Jean Francois has shared with the millions of fans are no longer available on getbig so the blog was required

I am also updating the blog when time is available with some of the classic moments in what is the remarkable life of the worlds greatest lover.

I am

drkaje · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2008, 05:56:52 AM »

Wonderful!!

A blog is perfect for many to learn of these are things.

MONSTER_TRICEPS · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2008, 05:58:34 AM »

drkaje · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2008, 07:33:02 AM »

Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on June 29, 2008, 05:58:34 AM

wtf

Perhaps Jean Francios Papillon is before your time at GetBig.

This great man educated us all.

Bigger Business · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2008, 07:35:58 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on June 29, 2008, 07:33:02 AM

Perhaps Jean Francios Papillon is before your time at GetBig.

This great man educated us all.

Damn straight

I just checked out the blog

"I had some beer and she turned to me and like a labrador on peanut butter took all of the cock"

hilarious!

saucetradomous · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2008, 07:51:50 AM »

Where the hell have you been Jean?

Quick question...

Out of all the many pussies you have traveled which are the most desirable? Is it the French, Spanish, Mexican or Italian Twats? You can't forget about the Portuguese kegel muscles either.

Faust · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2008, 08:10:03 AM »

Quote

The tits were what I would call phenominal with dark small nipples. She was physically perfect, with sinewy muscles and an tight virginal looking ass. Was ass to mouth popular in the jungle? I was about to discover the truth!

The search for wisdom and truth continues, by the master himself.

drkaje · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:38:33 AM »

Quote from: Faust on June 29, 2008, 08:10:03 AM

The search for wisdom and truth continues, by the master himself.

True.

I recall one particular story where he displayed a level of compassion we can all learn from: Once, he allowed a girl to go 7 or so miles for water knowing that being properly cleansed would increase her enjoyment.

Humanitarian organisations can learn much from this man.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:57:31 AM »

Jean Francois is both a legend and gentleman whose thunderous cock is the envy of all.

Man of Steel · « **Reply #12 on:** June 29, 2008, 09:59:18 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on June 29, 2008, 09:38:33 AM

True.

I recall one particular story where he displayed a level of compassion we can all learn from: Once, he allowed a girl to go 7 or so miles for water knowing that being properly cleansed would increase her enjoyment.

Humanitarian organisations can learn much from this man.

You are correct doc and if I recall correctly it took the help of many villagers, numerous gallons of water and a syringe to properly inject the water around her naughty bits to thoroughly cleanse them for the mighty release of JF.

He is your friend.

Nordic Beast · « **Reply #13 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:00:17 AM »

the legend has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Ugly · « **Reply #14 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:05:39 AM »

This dude KILLS.

Welcome back.

drkaje · « **Reply #15 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:26:42 AM »

Quote from: Man of Steel on June 29, 2008, 09:59:18 AM

You are correct doc and if I recall correctly it took the help of many villagers, numerous gallons of water and a syringe to properly inject the water around her naughty bits to thoroughly cleanse them for the mighty release of JF.

He is your friend.

I started ending office faxes and some reports with "I am", LOL! It confused the shit out of many.

LatsMcGee · « **Reply #16 on:** June 29, 2008, 10:32:59 AM »

Amazing guy right here.

mass 04 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:55:28 AM »

YES!!!!!!

Petrucci · « **Reply #18 on:** June 29, 2008, 12:08:35 PM »

welcome back jean, a legend has returned...

Kwon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 29, 2008, 04:34:47 PM »

Finally Jean Francois.

What Getbig has been waiting for, for years....

Your blog.

I also wish Dave Czech could start a blog with all his "gems" over the years.

Paul Allen · « **Reply #20 on:** June 29, 2008, 06:22:38 PM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on June 29, 2008, 07:35:58 AM

Damn straight

I just checked out the blog

"I had some beer and she turned to me and like a labrador on peanut butter took all of the cock"

hilarious!

JFP is someone of whose cock I must reek.

Lord Humungous · « **Reply #21 on:** June 29, 2008, 07:20:09 PM »

Its a real pleasure to have Jean the Machine regale us with his tales of tail from across the globe!

Jean Francois · « **Reply #22 on:** June 29, 2008, 08:40:01 PM »

Quote from: saucetradomous on June 29, 2008, 07:51:50 AM

Where the hell have you been Jean?

Quick question...

Out of all the many pussies you have traveled which are the most desirable? Is it the French, Spanish, Mexican or Italian Twats? You can't forget about the Portuguese kegel muscles either.

Yes my friend, an amazing question which of course makes me very very wonder.

You see, Jean Francois does not see color or race or the face, because Jean likes to hit it from the back.

Also, as I am drunk most of my waking hours it is difficult to recall where I am at the best of time and that's all about it.

However, it is for this that I will try and imagine.

The pussy is my second favorite hole

after of course the ass. At times Jean Francois must lay his penchant aside and perhaps pretend that the pussy is the ass when access is denied.

He does this as such

Firstly you must imagine that the pussy is a beautiful ass. This is done by of course by the 'doggy style' position. The beautiful girl then must use two fingers to squeeze the cock to make the pussy tight.

Jean Francois says:

NEVER LOOK AT THE PUSSY!

Now that I have said these things

I am

chaos · « **Reply #23 on:** June 29, 2008, 08:50:00 PM »

He is.

Simple Carbs · « **Reply #24 on:** June 29, 2008, 08:52:31 PM »

Quote from: chaos on June 29, 2008, 08:50:00 PM

He is.

You aren't.

Author Topic: Jean Francois lifts these things all above the head (Read 8657 times)

Paul Allen