16 Year Old Australian Girl DIES SUDDENLY!

[Mothballs]

https://www.foxnews.com/world/girl-dies-shark-attack-trying-swim-dolphins.amp

[Matt]

Waiting for booty to weigh in.

Just because a giant amount of people are dying suddenly, it doesn't mean anything fishy is happening.

[Tapeworm]

I've been trying to think up how to position and retrieve lobster pots with an aerial or sea drone. Boats are a PITA and I'm damn sure not swimming out there.

[booty]

Waiting for booty to weigh in.

Just because a giant amount of people are dying suddenly, it doesn't mean anything fishy is happening.

There are a lot of hungry sharks here. I was hoping Bill Gates would come up north because it’s swarming with salty crocs and sharks. He stayed down south where it’s safe.

[NoPEDsNoBB]

If you swim in shark infested water
then
you deserve to be eaten by sharks.

Absolute fucking idiots. It just blows my mind how anyone can be so fucking stupid.

[kreator]

my guess is she wasn't hyped about the actual swim with the dolphins but about the picture she could have taken for her social media

[booty]

If you swim in shark infested water
then
you deserve to be eaten by sharks.

Absolute fucking idiots. It just blows my mind how anyone can be so fucking stupid.

Steve Irwin released salty crocs into the ocean from Darwin and they have bred. 30 years ago it was rare to see a croc at the beach here. Sharks have always loved the Aussie coastline. For what it’s worth I never swim in beaches with nets and a shark has never taken me. It’s when you swim. Avoid sunrise and sunset. That’s their breakfast and dinner time.

[Matt]

There are a lot of hungry sharks here. I was hoping Bill Gates would come up north because it’s swarming with salty crocs and sharks. He stayed down south where it’s safe.

That would have been great if Bill Gates was eaten by a crocodile. 🐊

[Gym Rat]

She was jabbed...  Jabba-Jaws...

[Gym Rat]

They used to have "Sweet 16" parties.

Now they have "Suddenly 16" parties funerals.

[booty]

That would have been great if Bill Gates was eaten by a crocodile. 🐊

Yes Matt…. My fantasies have changed. Now I fantasise about these parasites getting their Karma.

[rocket]

I've been trying to think up how to position and retrieve lobster pots with an aerial or sea drone. Boats are a PITA and I'm damn sure not swimming out there.

You're thinking too big.  Just go to coles or woolworths for some seafood extender :-)

[Tapeworm]

You're thinking too big.  Just go to coles or woolworths for some seafood extender :-)

Haha, gagh. I'm working 5 minutes from the coast right now. Would love to find a way to drop some traps quick in the morning without all the fuck around of getting a boat in and retrieve them after work. I vud eet ze bugs.

Also keen to start doing some trips up the coast and eventually see the Kimberley.

[NoPEDsNoBB]

Steve Irwin released salty crocs into the ocean from Darwin and they have bred. 30 years ago it was rare to see a croc at the beach here.

I believe you are mistaken.. and I'm not sure why you felt the need to tell me that.

Sharks have always loved the Aussie coastline. For what it’s worth I never swim in beaches with nets and a shark has never taken me. It’s when you swim. Avoid sunrise and sunset. That’s their breakfast and dinner time.

I hate that mentality. Animal lovers (usually white women) thinking they know exactly how to control beasts/monsters, how to avoid being attacked, thinking they're safe... "pitbulls are misunderstood.. they're so sweet and beautiful"... and then they get fucking mauled. Just like those "WELCOME IMMIGRANTS" fuckwits. Just look what happened to Steve Irwin. King of Kings animal/monster handler and was still killed by one. Then there's the Siegfried & Roy tiger attack, the orca attack(s) at SeaWorld... all on super-experienced handlers.
Monsters gon' monster/attack whenever the fuck they feel like it.
You mentioned avoid sunrise and sunset as it's their breakfast and dinner time.
Well how about lunch (or a snack...)?
You know what time this shark attack happened?
Around 3:30pm.  Hours before sunset (it's summer in Aus, Americans).

No hard feelings. I still want you. PM me.

[funk51]

   

   morons now days think they're safe if they have a camera/phone in their hands. it makes them feel invincible.

[Rusty Trombone]

Any pics of her sweaty armpits?

[20inch calves]

   

   morons now days think they're safe if they have a camera/phone in their hands. it makes them feel invincible.

Video looked like an old faces of death movie. Looks fake to me

[Wayne Tracker]

Waiting for booty to weigh in.

Just because a giant amount of people are dying suddenly, it doesn't mean anything fishy is happening.

Are a "giant amount of people dying suddenly"?

[Kwon_2]

PIP, too young, burned bright