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Title: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Army of One on June 09, 2013, 01:21:32 PM
A lesson for all you permabulkers!Chaos,Cswol,Alice etc!

(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/05/20/1226647/066138-keanu.jpg)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: dr.chimps on June 09, 2013, 01:23:02 PM
Whoa!  :-\
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: viking1 on June 09, 2013, 01:24:28 PM
Johnny Utah is now looking like Johnny Minnesota.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: hench on June 09, 2013, 01:27:52 PM
one or 2 dodgy pics from this time, he looks fine in others.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: falco on June 09, 2013, 01:29:15 PM
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJ5kV92rbhagFhBRBV-P6GUxbLARMX-VrcEX00_MvvlWZ0YGee)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: oldtimer1 on June 09, 2013, 01:30:05 PM
If that's real he looks awful. Time to get some running shoes and hit the road.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Psychopath on June 09, 2013, 01:32:06 PM
He was never really a full stud like brad pitt, Johnny depp or Sev the Romanian gypsy statham.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: bebop396 on June 09, 2013, 01:36:12 PM
johnny depp is a stud?
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Psychopath on June 09, 2013, 01:40:01 PM
johnny depp is a stud?


Do you have a wife or gf? ask her.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: no one on June 09, 2013, 01:40:40 PM
johnny depp is a stud?

truly one of the weirdest people in hollywood.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: King Shizzo on June 09, 2013, 01:42:21 PM
If that's real he looks awful. Time to get some running shoes and hit the road.
It's real. I saw an E-news (or whatever) show, and they were making fun of him. He is the guy laughing. He made 80+ million dollars on just the Matrix movies alone. Keanu doesn't give a fuck what we think.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Henda on June 09, 2013, 01:44:51 PM
He has always looked like a fag.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Army of One on June 09, 2013, 01:46:54 PM
one or 2 dodgy pics from this time, he looks fine in others.
This time is now, not when he got fat before like 10 years ago

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/19/article-2327024-19DEF39F000005DC-427_634x760.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/21/article-0-19E515A4000005DC-234_634x589.jpg)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: no one on June 09, 2013, 01:48:15 PM


next celeb to OD
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: bebop396 on June 09, 2013, 01:49:03 PM

Do you have a wife or gf? ask her.

You the one that stated he was a stud, cowboy
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Army of One on June 09, 2013, 01:49:46 PM

next celeb to OD

Doubt it, Keanu is known as pretty much the most normal celeb out there, shuns hollywood, takes the subway, hangs around with normal fat unfamous people.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: 240 is Back on June 09, 2013, 01:51:05 PM
keanu doesnt give much of a fck
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Psychopath on June 09, 2013, 01:51:25 PM
You the one that stated he was a stud, cowboy


So, you're saying your wife or gf wouldn't bend over face down ass up for Johnny depp?
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: King Shizzo on June 09, 2013, 01:52:43 PM

So, you're saying your wife or gf wouldn't bend over face down ass up for Johnny depp?
Lol. x2. Depp does not make a bad movie.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Nomad on June 09, 2013, 01:53:47 PM
This time is now, not when he got fat before like 10 years ago

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/19/article-2327024-19DEF39F000005DC-427_634x760.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/21/article-0-19E515A4000005DC-234_634x589.jpg)

Horry shiieet.

(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/738/moreshamefurdispray.png)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: bebop396 on June 09, 2013, 01:53:57 PM

So, you're saying your wife or gf wouldn't bend over face down ass up for Johnny depp?

For the late Patrick Swayze? Yeah...Johnny Depp? I kind of doubt it, shes into real men...
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: _bruce_ on June 09, 2013, 01:55:28 PM
He has always looked like a fag.

x2
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: bebop396 on June 09, 2013, 01:56:22 PM

So, you're saying your wife or gf wouldn't bend over face down ass up for Johnny depp?

I just asked her for research purposes...She said he is not man enough...Damn, i know her well...
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: no one on June 09, 2013, 01:58:52 PM
Doubt it, Keanu is known as pretty much the most normal celeb out there, shuns hollywood, takes the subway, hangs around with normal fat unfamous people.

ah ive heard this too now that you mention it. gives a shit load to charity as well i believe.

Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: King Shizzo on June 09, 2013, 02:04:11 PM
I just asked her for research purposes...She said he is not man enough...Damn, i know her well...
Are you e-dating her?
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: biff on June 09, 2013, 02:06:13 PM
he's turning into a fat Baldwin brother
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: dj181 on June 09, 2013, 02:15:52 PM
what's he bench?
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: arce1988 on June 09, 2013, 02:46:55 PM
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/19/article-2327024-19DEF39F000005DC-427_634x760.jpg)


WITF?!
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: arce1988 on June 09, 2013, 02:48:09 PM
(http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/29945/gal_simpsons_g_jon-lovitz_artie-ziff.jpg)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: ukjeff on June 09, 2013, 02:52:04 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MvDG28C.jpg?1?7904)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: cswol on June 09, 2013, 03:32:09 PM
he use to workout at golds, then stopped, then use to just be around venice looking like a scummy version of elton john
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on June 09, 2013, 03:46:06 PM
Is gay and married to David geffen
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: arce1988 on June 09, 2013, 03:52:46 PM
http://izismile.com/2009/10/16/keanu_reeves_skeleton_in_the_closet_5_pics.html


(http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/20091016/keanu_reeves_03.jpg)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Army of One on June 09, 2013, 03:55:09 PM
From most accounts def gay, the geffen thing is probably not true though.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: m8 on June 09, 2013, 11:40:17 PM
Bad angle and lighting.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 10, 2013, 01:19:55 AM
With Keanus money, i couldn't care less either if being in his shoes.

IF a very well-paying movie-role of epic importance (like renewing ones career with a huge franchise, what Man of Steel is doing for Henry Cavills career for example, or Fast Furious for Din Weasel) would require me to be at 7-8 % BF, i would get down to single digits asap though, all depending on the role of course.

Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: jesusbod on June 10, 2013, 02:52:27 AM
A lesson for all you permabulkers!Chaos,Cswol,Alice etc!

(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/05/20/1226647/066138-keanu.jpg)


He must be using plazmosis... same effect as Tamali.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: viking1 on June 10, 2013, 06:58:14 AM


(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/738/moreshamefurdispray.png)



Musclecenter looking jacked.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: cswol on June 10, 2013, 10:07:06 AM
98% of hollywood actors are gay, they arent going to reach movie star status unless they hang out on the directors couch
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: njflex on June 10, 2013, 10:50:23 AM
(http://media.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/29945/gal_simpsons_g_jon-lovitz_artie-ziff.jpg)
yeah,,'thats the ticket'
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: arce1988 on June 10, 2013, 03:07:33 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 10, 2013, 04:18:23 PM
truly one of the weirdest people in hollywood.

Moved to France because of certain fetishes that would be illegal in the States
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Wiggs on June 10, 2013, 04:21:35 PM
Ha!  He looks like Harland Williams now.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: King Shizzo on June 10, 2013, 04:28:50 PM
Would you look like that if you could have his bank account? That is the real question.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: old-school-lifter on June 10, 2013, 05:12:45 PM
nice rug on keanu
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: titusisback on June 10, 2013, 05:28:50 PM
Dude's turning 49 next month. Sure, he looks terrible for his age  ::)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Dokey111 on June 10, 2013, 06:09:12 PM
98% of hollywood actors are gay, they arent going to reach movie star status unless they hang out on the directors couch

.. otherwise, you'd be one, right  ::)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Submissionfytr on June 10, 2013, 06:52:51 PM
Fuck he looks like shit :-/
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Mr Nobody on June 10, 2013, 09:13:22 PM
Wtf happened to him?
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: dj181 on June 10, 2013, 10:03:58 PM
Wtf happened to him?

probably got married and then ended up losing his drive
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Master Blaster on June 10, 2013, 10:17:31 PM
Dude, for those of you who don't know, Keanu had a fucked up life.

He gives zero shits what you think, at this point.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Master Blaster on June 10, 2013, 10:18:24 PM
Google his life and you won't be laughing so hard, dudes.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Gregzs on June 10, 2013, 11:45:03 PM
Dude's turning 49 next month. Sure, he looks terrible for his age  ::)

This 49 year old Ian Ziering whipped himself back into shape and decided to show it off onstage at Chippendales in Vegas. If he could do it, Keanu can when he feels like it.

http://xfinity.comcast.net/video/90210-Star-Transforms-Life-After-Big-Weight-Loss/32993347866/Comcast/TopVideos/
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 11, 2013, 01:44:20 AM
Moved to France because of certain fetishes that would be illegal in the States

What fetishes are found only in France?
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Cold on June 11, 2013, 01:46:57 AM
father time gets us all. he's fat. so are we sometimes. wat the fukin big deal.... he gets skinny for movies.

who gives a fawk how he looks when he's not acting...


u fukkers are some homos
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 11, 2013, 06:57:39 AM
A lesson for all you permabulkers!Chaos,Cswol,Alice etc!

(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/05/20/1226647/066138-keanu.jpg)


Looks awful
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: The_Punisher on June 11, 2013, 08:39:46 AM
he's bulking for his next Role
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: phreak on June 11, 2013, 08:51:07 AM
Google his life and you won't be laughing so hard, dudes.
Or read Cracked, like you (and I) did? ;)
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: sync pulse on June 11, 2013, 02:27:01 PM
It's called being on the wrong side of 35...
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: King Shizzo on June 11, 2013, 02:41:12 PM
he's bulking for his next Role
According to Imdb.com, Keanu is gaining weight in order to play the controversial Getbig moderator, Chaos. He has yet to shave his head for the role.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Red Hook on June 11, 2013, 02:51:55 PM
A lesson for all you permabulkers!Chaos,Cswol,Alice etc!

(http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2013/05/20/1226647/066138-keanu.jpg)


that's not a skinnier version of Falcon
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Gregzs on June 12, 2013, 07:13:02 PM
Man of Tai Chi

Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: 240 is Back on June 12, 2013, 09:03:00 PM
Keanu's acting abilities are legendary.
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Teutonic Knight on June 12, 2013, 11:13:35 PM
he's bulking for his next Role

Wasn't he suppose to be  Musashi , legendary Samurai, his Chinese bloodline would not be appreciated by Japs  :P
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Desolate on June 18, 2013, 12:21:43 AM
johnny depp is a stud?

I agree.

I've never understood the Johnny Depp thing. ???

But broads seem to like him even though it looks like he doesn't bathe.

I heard some wacky stories:

Winona Ryder supposedly spent years trying to get him back.
Sherilyn Fenn would get all choked up every time she talked about their relationship/one-time engagement.
A third ex-girlfriend is said to have had to go get professional therapy to get over their breakup. I heard it was Jennifer Grey.

And now, there's a rumor going around that he turned actress Amber Heard from the vagina back to the penis. He's fifty and she is in her twenties. :o
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: tacobender on June 18, 2013, 12:29:26 AM
he prob trats them like the shit they are , true alpha  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Nomad on June 18, 2013, 01:29:53 AM
I agree.

I've never understood the Johnny Depp thing. ???

But broads seem to like him even though it looks like he doesn't bathe.

I heard some wacky stories:

Winona Ryder supposedly spent years trying to get him back.
Sherilyn Fenn would get all choked up every time she talked about their relationship/one-time engagement.
A third ex-girlfriend is said to have had to go get professional therapy to get over their breakup. I heard it was Jennifer Grey.

And now, there's a rumor going around that he turned actress Amber Heard from the vagina back to the penis. He's fifty and she is in her twenties. :o

Maybe Jonny dep has a 8" chocolate dick that ejaculates money?
Title: Re: Even Keanu Reeves isn't immune to the ugliness resulting from Permabulking
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 18, 2013, 06:24:30 AM
I agree.

I've never understood the Johnny Depp thing. ???

But broads seem to like him even though it looks like he doesn't bathe.

I heard some wacky stories:

Winona Ryder supposedly spent years trying to get him back.
Sherilyn Fenn would get all choked up every time she talked about their relationship/one-time engagement.
A third ex-girlfriend is said to have had to go get professional therapy to get over their breakup. I heard it was Jennifer Grey.

And now, there's a rumor going around that he turned actress Amber Heard from the vagina back to the penis. He's fifty and she is in her twenties. :o

Johnny Depp seems to have some certain qualities some women like, oddly enough

(http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nightmareelmstreet2.jpg)(http://whyimnotanartist.com/deppstreet.jpg)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1004572_634087929954516_1259212458_n.jpg)(https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/264863_634022349961074_636852290_n.jpg)


Oh and he's rich too which is also a bonus

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1016077_634041349959174_1281446051_n.jpg)