like i said, we are working on our cure for cancer we are just adding the final touches.
please note, this is the first product to ever have the radical results of:
1. changing the sex of a user from female to male.
2. and resulting in the largest handlebar moustache growth in the history of the world.
3. The moustache and hair of the person was not died with peroxide, our product created the anabolic change of hair colour (which increased his lifting capacity, this is backed by our computer game simulated workout and also just look at Lee Priest, that is proof enough).
4. the growth of male genitals was the result of SNake Oil.
this is a first ever and it was a double blind placebo experiment much like muscletech did with Greg Kovacs in the 90's.
"SNAKE OIL: THE NEW ERA OF SUPPLEMENTATION"