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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #75 on: March 04, 2012, 05:43:47 AM »


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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #76 on: March 04, 2012, 05:47:21 AM »
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #77 on: March 04, 2012, 06:02:33 AM »
 This Hobgoblin is determined to not only kill bodybuilding but mutilate the corpse..



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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #78 on: March 04, 2012, 06:23:20 AM »
 ;D
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #79 on: March 04, 2012, 06:26:03 AM »
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #80 on: March 04, 2012, 06:29:28 AM »
Quote from: ARNIE1947 on March 04, 2012, 06:23:20 AM
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Hahahaha..  Beautiful and sadly true.
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #81 on: March 04, 2012, 06:30:29 AM »
A sad day. Why do the terrorists keep winning?
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #82 on: March 04, 2012, 06:34:11 AM »
 ;D
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #83 on: March 04, 2012, 06:45:05 AM »
Quote from: ARNIE1947 on March 04, 2012, 06:34:11 AM
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This shall be named "The Branch Hobgoblin Gif"

may this live long on getbig.
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #84 on: March 04, 2012, 06:50:58 AM »
fucking funny and ,sadly, fucking realistic...
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #85 on: March 04, 2012, 06:59:18 AM »
shit, I wouldn't even workout.  just get the best "conditioning" since that seems to be all that's looked at.
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #86 on: March 04, 2012, 07:16:42 AM »
Quote from: che on March 03, 2012, 08:13:05 PM
BULLSHIT

From: IFBB Professional Division
To: All IFBB Professional Members
Re: SYMMETRY & NATURAL AESTHETICS


Montreal, Canada, April 13, 2005: With a mandate from President Ben Weider, the Professional Committee and a team of expert advisors recently evaluated the issues associated with muscular development, such as size, shape, density, separation and definition, in relation to symmetry and natural aesthetics.

Certain objective criteria are involved in assessing symmetry and natural aesthetics in competitive bodybuilding. Of great significance are the qualities of balance, proportion and the overall “flow” of the physique, including classic attributes such as a dramatic “V-taper”; from broad shoulders and a wide back to a streamlined waist and a flat, muscular abdomen. In addition, there should be balance between upper and lower body development, and harmony between the left and right sides of the body. These characteristics have been the hallmark of a bodybuilder’s physique for decades, and it is the intent of this Advisory Notice to reaffirm their significance.

Distended abdomens and distorted muscles negatively impact upon symmetry and natural aesthetics and, therefore, detract from the overall physique. Athletes and judges are advised that muscle size at the expense of symmetry and natural aesthetics will not be assessed favourably.

All inquiries regarding the IFBB Professional Division should be directed to:

Jim Manion
Chairman
IFBB Professional Division
P.O. Box 3224
Pittsburgh , PA 15230

Toll Free: 1-866-304-4322
Tel: (412) 276-5027
Fax: (412) 281-0470
E-mail: ifbbprodivision@aol.com
 

i just sent this to both ifbbproleague@aol.com AND ifbbprodivision@aol.com

i urge you all to do the same
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #87 on: March 04, 2012, 07:24:17 AM »
 This is why Nasser is my all time favorite. Not only was he massive and conditioned, he had an aesthetic harmony and flow the likes of which Branch - and even Ronnie and Dorian - can only dream of.

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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #88 on: March 04, 2012, 07:28:41 AM »
Tier 1 bitches!  :P


$5000+ club (tier 1)
Coleman, Cutler, Doz, Nasser, Fux, Bautista, Warren, etc.
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #89 on: March 04, 2012, 07:30:19 AM »
Quote from: BayGBM on March 04, 2012, 07:28:41 AM
Tier 1 bitches!  :P


$5000+ club (tier 1)
Coleman, Cutler, Doz, Nasser, Fux, Bautista, Warren, etc.


You have a sickness Bay.
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #90 on: March 04, 2012, 07:49:51 AM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on March 04, 2012, 06:02:33 AM
This Hobgoblin is determined to not only kill bodybuilding but mutilate the corpse..




Please stop... this will only encourage bay and candy.


EDIT: Too Late  :(
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #91 on: March 04, 2012, 07:54:27 AM »
Quote from: Jaime on March 04, 2012, 07:30:19 AM

You have a sickness Bay.

Dig it!  :D
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #92 on: March 04, 2012, 07:54:34 AM »
Oh, but wolf had no calves  ::)
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #93 on: March 04, 2012, 08:00:38 AM »
Quote from: BayGBM on March 04, 2012, 07:54:27 AM
Dig it!  :D


What Tier would Newman or Reeves be in?  ???
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #94 on: March 04, 2012, 08:07:40 AM »
Quote from: Jaime on March 04, 2012, 08:00:38 AM

What Tier would Newman or Reeves be in?  ???


When he was on Newman was tier 3 or 4.  Reeves was tier 5.  :(
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #95 on: March 04, 2012, 08:08:32 AM »
Quote from: ARNIE1947 on March 04, 2012, 06:34:11 AM
;D

Ridiculously fast awesome photoshop skills. Your skills are complete. Carry on.
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #96 on: March 04, 2012, 08:42:14 AM »
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #97 on: March 04, 2012, 08:47:27 AM »
Paco now has a chance.


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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #98 on: March 04, 2012, 08:51:44 AM »
Dude belongs in top 5. There is no doubt.

But how can a he WIN with- no back thickness or detail, a jacked thigh, slight gyno and NO symmetry.

Is it politics? It just doesnt make sense???
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Re: BRANCH WINS THE ARNOLD, THE CULT IS DEAD
« Reply #99 on: March 04, 2012, 08:58:41 AM »
they should let bb shows be judged by little kids....
1 they are honest...
2 a lot cheaper , so more pricemoney for the bb's
3 they have no agenda
4 do not yet have sexual feelings about oily men in thongs...
 
when i show my little nephew a pic of wolf.... he says wow cool... looks like a superhero....
when i show a pic of Branch.... he cringes and almost starts crying.....
that would be the judging system.... when the kids start crying... penaltypoints are given to that bb....
he who gets the most kids crying ,therefore will have the most points and finishes at the bottom....
flawless sysytem... and WIL result in a lot better physiques....  ;)
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