??????/
anything can happen in a street fight however, the MMA fighter would have more confidence
absolutelyhe said "normal guy" not "pusssy".
absolutely
he said "normal guy" not "pusssy".
...and a feared Tapout shirt.
absolutely
guns are illegal here in england
hey my puppy is here :D street fight anything goes guess who the odds favor ?doesn't make a guy any less of a sissy for using it.
Knifes aren't .....yet
(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/200546031/Handforged_JP_Samurai_Sword_Foursquare_Tsuba_RazorSharp.jpg)
i dont wanna go to prison either
How bad could an English prison really be?
Boooo fuckin hooo You don't get your Tea and Crumpets at 3:00. ;D
lets be realistic here, im not gonna walk down the street with a sword everyday
that would be badass if you did though
i dont wanna go to prison either
how old are you? you seem really immature
Look what happened to kimbo when he fought a semi decent mma fighter. got OWNED in 40sec.
Yet he destroyed everyone in the streets.
Look what happened to kimbo when he fought a semi decent mma fighter. got OWNED in 40sec.
Yet he destroyed everyone in the streets.
Better be judged by 12 than carries by 6 they sayYOu sound like a real life thug.
YOu sound like a real life thug.
a lot of mma fighters would shit their pants in a street fight.
Nonsense 99% would feel very comfortable in a street fight
no they wouldnt because on the street it's real, in the cage it's a game. the body can tell the difference and how good they will do depends on how they can handle the pressure.
In the cage they're facing an someone with comparable skills outside they're facing someone else who is much less skilled , they fight for a living the main concern is someone with a gun
dont matter, its the environment and circumstances that are so different that make a person feel anything but comfortable.
One morning, I woke up, Naomi was lying next to me, sound asleep. i looked at her soft face and thought to myself that I was probably the luckiest man as far as i was concerned. I lifted the sheets only to find them sticking to me. I lifted the sheets off me and took a look at myself. I was covered in sticky white goo. Then I remembered the night we had previously. The incredible sex and the multiple times we came together. i lifted the sheets off her and i saw that her fur was in a mess, her fur on her legs, waist, and chest were gunked up with our love from last night. I wanted to do something about it, but I had other things that needed my attention. So I got up, making sure not to wake her, and walked straight to the bathroom. I turned on the hot water and began to scrub myself down. I needed to clean off all the gunk on me even though I loved it.
Done with the front, I soaped by back and turned around to wash it off. And there she was, On her hands and knees with an evil smile, waiting for me. I gasped as she made a quick grab for my cock.
"Now now baby, where do you think you're going... heh heh... I'm not done with you yet" and with that, my cock disapeared into her mouth.
My legs trembled and I almost lost balance. I fell forward and was able to brace myself with my arms against the wall in front of me. hot water splashed on my back and washed the soap down my back past my butt. Naomi kept my cock in her mouth, sucking it as if it was the last she'd ever suck. Her tongue went under my cock as she pressed it against her palate. My knees almost gave way a few times, but I was able to hold myself from falling on her.
Then she stopped sucking me and started jacking me off. it wasn't as pleasant as her mouth but I wasn't going to complain. A minute or so, then she licked the tip of my dick with quick strokes of her tongue. Again it was nice but not great. She saw that I wasn't enjoying myself too much, so, back into her mouth went my cock, and again, my knees began to shake.
Back and forth, she sucked my cock, using her own method. Putting all of my cock in her mouth, she sucked hard, then pulling my out of her mouth, then back in a few times, then a tight suck on my dick followed by another few pumps. I loved the feeling of her mouth when she sucked tightly on me. As if she is trying to suck the cum from my balls using my cock as a straw. Pumping then sucking then pumping again. it was wonderful.... And she knows if done right,i can never fully hold out.
"Baby, ah... Naomi... I'm... I'm..... mmmmmhh..... OOHHHHH!"
"mmmmm ... MMMMMMMMMHHH!!!"
I came in her mouth. Shooting thick sticky gobs of cum into her mouth. Filling her and forcing her to swallow as much as she could. She swallowed all she could and opened her mouth for a breath. Gobs of semen leaked from her mouth. She coughed and gaged a little. Panting, I opened my eyes to see her kneeling before my now limp cock. I put one hand on her head and scratched her behind her ear. I know she loves it when I scratch her there. I then bent down to her level and put both my arms under her armpits, lifting her to a standing position.
"You're a little messy Naomi. you need a wash." I said in a playful stern voice. She giggled and nodded. I turned around to set the shower to a different setting and she lunged onto me, grabbing me in a tight hug. She nuzzled into my back. I turned around and told her I loved her too. I set the shower to the ceiling shower and warm heavy rain began to shower us. Naomi and I love the rain. And when its warm, its even better. I turned her around so her back was to me. I picked up a bar of soap and I put my arms around her. I began scrubbing her fur, washing it, always playing attention to her breast. She loves my hands on her breast. So I always make sure I wash them at least twice before I go lower. I scrub under her arms, rubbing the soap across her arms, massaging her neck and shoulders. Then as I start on her tuff, chest and breast I press myself against her back. Lovingly nibbling on her neck. I press my soapy palms on her body, rubbing her down with tender strokes.
Next I lower myself down until I reach her butt. Her tail across my shoulder. I playfully nip at her butt, which always causes her to yelp slightly. I bring my hands to her stomach, rubbing my hands against her fur, across her waist, around her hips then back to her stomach where i would then lightly tickle her naval. She always giggles as I do this. I next start with her legs. soaping her fur, across her thigh, down to her knees, and then her calves. i soap her feet a little and then i turn her around. I'm on my knees now. I look up at her. the 'rain' making her look so innocent and sweet. I can see her blushing and the need in her face. I place my index finger at her pussy and my thumb at her clit. I look up at her.... I see the faintest nod an she looks back up, her eyes closed.
i slide my finger deeper into her. I push until I'm in up to my knuckles. My thumb circling her clit, never touching it. I slide my finger out again and then back in. Always going slow. I feel her girl muscles clamping on my fingers. Trying to pull them in. I see her knees buckle slightly. i know she wants it. his time, I give it to her quickly. I insert another finger in her and pump her faster. My thumb now directly stimulating her clit. I hear her moan as she squeezes her own breast. I continue to pump her girl more. Adding a third finger. she is shaking now. I can feel her need, for I can smell her though the 'rain'. I keep this up for another minute. By now she has one leg over my shoulder. I want to taste her now, but I know she's almost there. So I bear it.
Suddenly her back arches forward, her girl grips on my fingers so tightly, I'm actually stuck in her. A squeal escapes her lips, and she almost fall over if not for me holding her and her leg around my shoulder. She goes a little limp. I look at her. Her smiles at me, a content look on her. I then lift her other leg over my other shoulder. She knows what I want and she willingly give it to me. There in front of my face is my prize. Her pussy, her wonderful looking pussy after she orgasms. I place my nose there and take a whiff. She smells so lovely. I put my mouth to her girl lips, I suck on her. Tasting her. I stick my tongue in as deep as I can go. She is literally dripping. Every lick, or suck i take from her girl I am rewarded with her juices. I'm now sitting on the floor of my shower. 'Rain' falling on our heads, and here I am buried face first into my lover's pussy, after her orgasm, tasting her sweet nectar. We stay there as the 'rain' massages us, my tongue deep inside her vagina.
Somewhere in the back of my mind, something is telling me to stop enjoying Naomi's pussy juice. Somewhere, in the back of my mind, something is telling me that i have other things to do. Somewhere, reason is telling me no. But the rest of my senses, tells that voice to shut up.
I continue to lick at Naomi's pussy. Licking away as she cums again and again from my tongue, her thighs squeezing my head each time it happens.
Somewhere in the back of my mind, something tells me to remember to call up my clients later and apologize for not showing up.
I kicked the ass of a boxer that trained boxing for a few years.
They think its the same thang on the streetzzzz but it aint buddy.
seriously.
dont matter, its the environment and circumstances that are so different that make a person feel anything but comfortable.
maybe he sucked?
:D
Good fighters don't get into street and bar brawls anyway, as a rule. 99% of the time it's insecure young men trying to act tougher than they are. Then the situation escalates to a badly thrown punch or an awkward tackle.
Maby I threwthe first punch ;Da sucker punch
noo, it was after a push, he push I swing
kimbo a piece crap ring fighter jacked guys in the street.
(http://www.psfights.com/data/thumbnails/1/122006_kimbo_vs_adryan.jpg)
tyson...not mma...jacked mitch green at a club and clowned 3 guys near an elevator
guy i worked with got jacked in 10 sec in a match.
lets keep it GetReal! pick a fight with a 12 yr old on a school yrd
very true , they avoid fights
nox100 Stupid question.
wtf did you just say? ???
Again a ' normal ' guy has NO advantage against a skilled trained fighter unless he has a gun and he knows how to use the gun
a normal guy hits a trained fighter it would just be a reaction to beat the guy senseless
kimbo a piece crap ring fighter jacked guys in the street.It was at Dapper Dan's, Div. Let's not make a purse out of a sow's ear, eh? ;D
(http://www.psfights.com/data/thumbnails/1/122006_kimbo_vs_adryan.jpg)
tyson...not mma...jacked mitch green at a club and clowned 3 guys near an elevator
guy i worked with got jacked in 10 sec in a match.
lets keep it GetReal! pick a fight with a 12 yr old on a school yrd
a normal guy MIGHT have an advantage depending on how he reacts under pressure.
even mike tyson said he was scared when he was in a street fight. where as you would think he would be "comfortable"
everybody is afraid but not everyone knows how to sit/get leverage on the punches like these guys. tyson destroyed 3 regular (6"0" - 200lbs or so) in a lobby, walked through 6'3"260 offseason pro mitch green...leaving him half uncon in a parking lot. GETREAL!
most of kimbos fights wasnt street fights though, they were organized set up backyard fights which resembles mma he would be even more bad ass in a bar i bet
id beat most mma fighters on the street! but then again im not a normal guy! im a street fighter veteran!!
id beat most mma fighters on the street! but then again im not a normal guy! im a street fighter veteran!!
you would win an internet fight that for sure
Ok first off MMA is in no way indicative of what happens in a street fight. Anyone that thinks that has never been in a real fight. I would have no problem fighting an MMA guy in a street fight where I can eye gouge, bite, grab/kick/punch the groin, crack knees, etc. You take away an MMA fighters ability to fight on the ground and you eliminate 50% of his efficacy. Now put me in a ring with an MMA fighter with rules and I'd have my ass handed to me.
The question if you really want to test an MMA's fighting ability is to put them in a street fight with someone 50lbs heavier than them and the tenacity to kill them. I.e. a real life or death street situation.
These MMA debates are bullshit. And its obvious many on this board have no clue as to the difference between fighting and self defense.
But hey Bluto thinks being a soccer "hooligan" means you're a street fighter. LMAO!
board is full of f##kin millionaires, a$$kickers, toughest men on the planet types. i'm assuming guys on here could beat a 2 week hungry 500lb lion in a cage. these pro/semi-pro mma types would kill you clowns. same jacka$$e$ i've seen in ERs.
No.
Why is this thread 3 pages? focking hell mate
you pretty much repeat what i already said in this thread and so we're in agreement
what i dont get is the last part, why wouldnt a soccer hooligan be a street fighter?
if i fight on the street, im not a street fighter? then what am i?
someone who lives exclusively on the internet
and would shit their pants if they left the house
never mind get in a fight
Ok first off MMA is in no way indicative of what happens in a street fight. Anyone that thinks that has never been in a real fight. I would have no problem fighting an MMA guy in a street fight where I can eye gouge, bite, grab/kick/punch the groin, crack knees, etc. You take away an MMA fighters ability to fight on the ground and you eliminate 50% of his efficacy. Now put me in a ring with an MMA fighter with rules and I'd have my ass handed to me.
The question if you really want to test an MMA's fighting ability is to put them in a street fight with someone 50lbs heavier than them and the tenacity to kill them. I.e. a real life or death street situation.
These MMA debates are bullshit. And its obvious many on this board have no clue as to the difference between fighting and self defense.
But hey Bluto thinks being a soccer "hooligan" means you're a street fighter. LMAO!
someone who lives exclusively on the internet
and would shit their pants if they left the house
never mind get in a fight
and yet ive been gone all christmas, for over a week where as you spent every single day here posting
sounds like your describing yourself there! :D
odds are against you even if you are 50lbs heavier than silva. he will get off faster than you, he wont be throwing the girlie winging punches and so forth. fuck! just go pic a fight with him or wand and show us the pictures.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3055/2576993912_dc87158208.jpg)
guys on this board are the same jacks that end up in the ER after last call after talking s##t to the wrong cat after 1:00am. i've got too many stories to tell.
i'm 5'10"228 and afro descent, since you fools think we all got great natural physiques and all that nonsense.. i'd pass on these cats in a minute
the irony of your near 33000 posts is lost on you
But even in those fights there were no eye gouging, groin kicks/punches/biting etc. No finger locks. Let me ask are you belted in any type of martial art? Boxing?
the irony of your near 33000 posts is lost on youLOL. Nice!
No my point is that MMA nowadays everyone is the same size. You think a BJ Penn would ever fight a Wanda? Of course not. That's my point. I wasn't saying just because someone is 50lbs heavier. The original MMA UFC fights Gracie was putting chokes on guys outweighing him by 100-150lbs. Those were the only fights that were realistic as far as a street fight. But even in those fights there were no eye gouging, groin kicks/punches/biting etc. No finger locks. Let me ask are you belted in any type of martial art? Boxing?
fact remains - you spent your whole christmas holiday on getbig, i didnt.
LOL. Nice!
/and gimmicks and alphabet board posts, etc.
but then eye gouging groin kicks etc is total bullshit in a street fight anyway
which shows you never been in one and is talking shit.
haha finger locks? give me a fucking break.
says dr chimps, another guy addicted to getbig that rather than be with his family spent christmas on getbig...
it's good you retards support eachother in your addiction!
Bluto's finishing move is the penis choke.
202 days online bluto
your gimmicks were still posting
i have kids and a wife thats why i stay at home
you have no life thats the diference "player"
you have kids and wife and is trapped at home in front of your computer.
well thanks for showing the rest of us what a life you got...
::)
sounds like a prisoner.
Here's a taste of my training.&feature=related&feature=related
its called being an adult
but then eye gouging groin kicks etc is total bullshit in a street fight anyway
which shows you never been in one and is talking shit.
haha finger locks? give me a fucking break.
it's called "life is over"
and its over for you
Thats the Exact type of traning that doesnt give you SHIT.
In a real knife fight boom everything you learned is gone.
Trying to grab the knife from the attackers is the most retarded thing ever.
you RUN.
No my point is that MMA nowadays everyone is the same size. You think a BJ Penn would ever fight a Wanda? Of course not. That's my point. I wasn't saying just because someone is 50lbs heavier. The original MMA UFC fights Gracie was putting chokes on guys outweighing him by 100-150lbs. Those were the only fights that were realistic as far as a street fight. But even in those fights there were no eye gouging, groin kicks/punches/biting etc. No finger locks. Let me ask are you belted in any type of martial art? Boxing?
You stupid fuck when someone has you on the ground and tries to put locks on you and what not biting and eye gouging is VERY EFFECTIVE.
And Swede you are the other stupid fuck. There were no groin kicks or punches moron. It was grounds for disqualification. And in current MMA even moreso.
says dr chimps, another guy addicted to getbig that rather than be with his family spent christmas on getbig...Assisted living meltdown! ::)
it's good you retards support eachother in your addiction!
You're a stupid fuck! In a self defense situation you don't always have the chance to run. Come out to Brooklyn and put your money where your mouth is fuck stick. Our doors are open to anyone who thinks they know better. Professor James would school your punk ass.
You stupid fuck when someone has you on the ground and tries to put locks on you and what not biting and eye gouging is VERY EFFECTIVE.
And Swede you are the other stupid fuck. There were no groin kicks or punches moron. It was grounds for disqualification. And in current MMA even moreso.
spoken like the virgin you are
202 days online 33000 posts
quite the life you have ;D
LOOK AT THE OLF UFC FIGHTS GROIN KICKS WERE ALLOWED YOU STUPID FICK WHY WOULD I SAY THEY WERE IS THEY WASNT?!?!?!
look is up you FUCKING RETARD!!!
and yet i didnt spend all christmas holidays on here - YOU did.
why would someone have me on the ground and try to put locks on me?
what are the chances i run into bj penn on the street? ::)
Oops my bad they were allowed. BUT NO ONE DID THEM FUCK STICK MORON!
and yet i didnt spend all christmas holidays on here - YOU did.Hehe. Sounds like Old Bluto's been looking at some post histories. Not good. :-\
Hehe. Sounds like Old Bluto's been looking at some post histories. Not good. :-\
i'd kick MuscleMcMannus' anus both in and outside of the cage :)
If someone is twice your size or if you are pinned against a car, a wall, in a bar. Chances are that lots of guys who are trained in martial arts would try to put a lock on you. I mean are you a fucktard? Many altercations end up on the ground. It's very easy for people to lose their balance during a brawl. Add into it multpile attackes and you really are a moron when it comes to fighting. Go back to fishing in your underwear dork!
Fucking hell, just do what I say.
They occurred often back in the day.
Why don't you take your lazy ass over to Youtube and post up the fights then if they happened "often". I guess all those times Gracie took Dan Severan to the floor Dan was pounding him in his nuts right? ::) Gracie has balls of steal right? LOL.
Come up to Brooklyn New York asswipe. I guarantee you'd walk away with your tighty whities around your pale, ugly mug.
4202 Avenue U & Flatbush Avenue Brooklyn NY 11234
I'll even post our address for you tough guy.
Why don't you take your lazy ass over to Youtube and post up the fights then if they happened "often". I guess all those times Gracie took Dan Severan to the floor Dan was pounding him in his nuts right? ::) Gracie has balls of steal right? LOL.
you push the fucker away then you ....run.
you obviously dont know shit. WOW you train in brooklyn OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.
I had an relative that lived in brooklyn and he wasnt bragging about it like a fucking retard like you are.
do your teacher says, if a dude pulls a knife at you you go in for WRISTCONTROL!!
hahaha, try that in REAL life and lets see what happends.
muscle in the anus how come you know so much about fighting yet never had a fight, inside the cage or outside the cage ???You're just some wheelchair kickin' bad mofo, eh, Bluto? Oy Vey.
Haha he's got a CUP ON MORON! Plus all the guy had to do was turn his head an inch and bite the shit out of his side instead of smashing his balls.
You're just some wheelchair kickin' bad mofo, eh, Bluto? Oy Vey.
Haha he's got a CUP ON MORON! Plus all the guy had to do was turn his head an inch and bite the shit out of his side instead of smashing his balls.If you have to bite/pull clothes etc. to stand up to somone in a fight you will look like a bitch and in your case you are a bitch.
Bluto claims to have cage fought and trained muay thai longer than Wanderlei Silva and CroCop. ::)
I wouldn't be surprised if Bluto's real name was Buakaw Por Pramuk.
If you have to bite/pull clothes etc. to stand up to somone in a fight you will look like a bitch and in your case you are a bitch.
P.s, only on getbig could you post somthing like i did on page 2 and it gets completly bypassed ;D
id kick your ass too chumps, make no mistake about itLOL. Did you just actually post that!? Sad. Better up those meds, bro.
spinning round house kick to your temple, a technique that ive mastered through the years
LOL. Did you just actually post that!? Sad. Better up those meds, bro.
If you have to bite/pull clothes etc. to stand up to somone in a fight you will look like a bitch and in your case you are a bitch.
P.s, only on getbig could you post somthing like i did on page 2 and it gets completly bypassed ;D
Haha. You're a fucking idiot too. Yeah I guess if someone wants to kill you for your Ipod and Jordans you're going to fight like a man huh? Go back to your fairy tale world of Xbox and MMA loser.
how you gonna defend against it tho? its lightning fastLightning smightning. I'd just throw a wheel boot on your chair and have at you. Might even have a beer or two between windmills just so I's don't break a sweat. ;)
Lightning smightning. I'd just throw a wheel boot on your chair and have at you. Might even have a beer or two between windmills just so I's don't break a sweat. ;)
dream on chumps, that drunken monkey kung fu aint gonna work against me
besides, you never leave your house as your post history shows !
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Total Time Spent Online: 202 days, 3 hours and 27 minutes.
berzerkfury - spent the whole christmas on getbig, every single day
bluto - gone all christmas + many more days.
imagine that, so addicted to getbig you cant even give it a break during christmas holidays... :'(
Dude give it a rest. You're a fucking pale, out of shape, elderly european soccer hooligan. Rough housing after a match with your toothless fellow hooligans is the depth of your "fighting" experience. Your "training" probably equates to masturbating to pictures of Stallone.
wheres your picture? dont tell me youre one of these guys that talk shit about others but dont dare to show yourself?
Like yourself?
Like yourself?Graduate of the Squadfather School of logic, obviously! ::)
wheres your picture? dont tell me youre one of these guys that talk shit about others but dont dare to show yourself? and us hooligans dont need to train, we just need to fight !
Nah I'd never post my pics. I mean shit my physique pales in comparison to most on here. How can I compete with QuakerOats, AXA, Bluto, Spermatease? They are massive, muscular beasts!
so how are we gonna know who you are when we show up to fight you at that address you posted earlier ???So what does your knowing what he looks like have anything to do with your ass being kicked? That's chapter one, Sun Tsu. Checkmate, I think. ::)
So what does your knowing what he looks like have anything to do with your ass being kicked? That's chapter one, Sun Tsu. Checkmate, I think. ::)
everybody gets their ass kicked sometimes doesnt mean they cant be awesome!!LOL. That's a koan if I ever heard one. Fight on, MacDuff!
LOL. That's a koan if I ever heard one. Fight on, MacDuff!
very rare with fighters that are undefeated !!!What's your
The MMA fighter will kill a normal dude if he is skilled and the normal dude = fights alone. In very few instances will the MMA fighter loose, although shit like taking the fight to the ground = not that smart on the street (unless the MMA fighter = sure that there = nobody that will jump in and help the asshole the MMA dude = fighting)
take somebody down = BAAAM a kick to your face from his friend.
MMA fighters are trained to be cool while people who fist fight on the street are fighting out of fear. When you are trained in combat and are calm, you should be able to beat the shit out of someone who's not a skilled fighter and is in a fear stricken state.
no.That's a weak troll, even for you, Bluto.
That's a weak troll, even for you, Bluto.
You are an educator, Db. ;D
In Norway, the most highly regarded adventures for kids contains a mystical creature named a "Troll", very Norwegianish. The Troll is a couple of meters tall with long gray hair, and it lives in a mountain. It seems scary, but it is often very nice when the adventure creatures talks to it.
Classic Norwegian Trolls:
You are an educator, Db. ;D
/isn't there icelandic troll-crossing signs, or is that something i made up?
Classic, classic thread.*Kiss of Death* :-\
In Norway, the most highly regarded adventures for kids contains a mystical creature named a "Troll", very Norwegianish. The Troll is a couple of meters tall with long gray hair, and it lives in a mountain. It seems scary, but it is often very nice when the adventure creatures talks to it.
Classic Norwegian Trolls:
(http://home.online.no/~bjaholte/troll.jpg)
(http://www.trollhula.no/bilder/troll.jpg)
(http://www.nssk.no/PRA/Auksj/troll-laila2.jpg)
*Kiss of Death* :-\
haha my mom has a tons of those trolls at home.
AS a matter of fact, she used to make them and sell them when she was at some place cant remember what its called some expo of some short.
And when we were out fishing in norway bestefar used to point at the cliff where the was a huuuge hole and tell me that the troll lived there ;D
no.
Seems like your relatives have taught you some quality cultural stuff 8) With this in mind, Debussey = looking forward to our MMA fight 8)
i know nothing about fighting, but it seems stupid to think that a regular guy would beat someone who has been training to fight his whole life, IN A FIGHT.
I will submit you in a rear naked cockhold!
i know nothing about fighting, but it seems stupid to think that a regular guy would beat someone who has been training to fight his whole life, IN A FIGHT.
muscleanus stoop juuuust stoooop
Exactly what Debussey wrote. Here one can benefit from having trained some Krav Maga. Hits to the throat and balls, keys to the eyes and such, and the "defend and attack simultaneously" technique. Even Bas Rutten praises Krav Maga in his "Lethal self defence" video :D the ballistic striking in systema is usually more effective then traditional western boxing style striking.
I did a bit of Krav Maga a few years ago, to be honest I much prefer Systema, which is basically the Russian Special Forces version of Krav Maga :)
I did a bit of Krav Maga a few years ago, to be honest I much prefer Systema, which is basically the Russian Special Forces version of Krav Maga :)
I did a bit of Krav Maga a few years ago, to be honest I much prefer Systema, which is basically the Russian Special Forces version of Krav Maga :)
Your all a bunch of Neanderthals,who gets in a fight "In the street" ::)Do bars count ;D
Vladimir Vasiliev, Chris Clugston, Robert Ferguson, all internets myths....
I trained under Vasiliev in Toronto, myth huh? he taught the KGB and Spetznaz for 20 years, the guy would put you in a coma in under 5 seconds. :)
He's been tested by enough guys from a lot of the combat hapkido , jiu jitsu, muay thai clubs around toronto, not to mention a bunch of guys fromn Xtreme Couture.
I trained under Vasiliev in Toronto, myth huh? he taught the KGB and Spetznaz for 20 years, the guy would put you in a coma in under 5 seconds. :)
He's been tested by enough guys from a lot of the combat hapkido , jiu jitsu, muay thai clubs around toronto, not to mention a bunch of guys fromn Xtreme Couture.
Do bars count ;D
Do bars count ;D
post video.
I haven't seen anyone able to even hurt of phase him, the guy is a trained killer who doesn't do MMA, or fighting for sport, he does it and did it to kill people faster and easier. understand the difference. These aren't oiled up tapout wearing fairies in an octagon. These guys are the real deal.
you been looking at too much tv, there are some fucked up people here in england
hahahahaha!!!
Typical excuse from a guy that KNOW he would get KILLED in the ring hahaha.
" I dont do mma they touch each other they are fags im a killing machine " ::) ::)
hahaha
Hahaha.. ok, big words from some fat 18 year old punk from sweden of all places... lol, go eat a meatball or something internet killer
there's a difference between fighting for sport and fighting for life/survival.
if you weren't a little dumbass kid, you'd understand that.
Hahaha.. ok, big words from some fat 18 year old punk from sweden of all places... lol, go eat a meatball or something internet killer
there's a difference between fighting for sport and fighting for life/survival.
if you weren't a little dumbass kid, you'd understand that.
So ask him why he doesnt want to make millions in the UFC if he is such a killing MACHINE!! and unable to get hurt.
"because wrestling is gay" lol.
So ask him why he doesnt want to make millions in the UFC if he is such a killing MACHINE!! and unable to get hurt.
"because wrestling is gay" lol.
His advantage in a life/death fight is probably that he instinctively goes for techniques + spots that kills or severely injures immediately, while an MMA fighter (without similar training) might go for less lethal ways of attacking.
But this advantage = useless in an MMA ring, and how it works against an MMA fighter in a real life fight = still difficult to know. Regardless of that, a guy that solely trains to kill in the quickest way possible = a very dangerous adversary.
You seem unable to comprehend the core of what = being discussed here Swede.
He's 50 with wife and young kids, runs a successfull training school, and still does consultation for special forces units around the world, including a systema seminar he just did a special presentation at the United Nations.
I wonder what he would to if a stood 10m away with a gun pointed at him..
he would probably do a DOUBLE BACKFLIP KICKFLOP JUDO JUMP WRIST CONTROL SUPER MEGA SMASH BOX OFFICE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE GRAB and KILL ME!
;D
I wonder what he would to if a stood 10m away with a gun pointed at him..
he would probably do a DOUBLE BACKFLIP KICKFLOP JUDO JUMP WRIST CONTROL SUPER MEGA SMASH BOX OFFICE MULTI MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE GRAB and KILL ME!
;D
Someone should not claim to be super dangerous and havent even proved it against any mma guy.
If fedor said he was lethal and one of the most dangerous guys in the world I would believe him.
Oh come on dude, now you're just talking bullshit, obviously from a certain distance no one has a chance against a weapon like a gun. The minimum disarmament distance for a gun I believe is 9 feet (distance at which you can reach the gun before the guy puts enough pressure on the trigger to fire)
I remember in school when this female jujistu (not bjj lol) came and trained our class in self defence, and one segment was how a girl should defend herself while being grabbed from behind before rape etc.
Anyway she shoved us this wrist after someone his holding you around you waist you grab their wrist turn a bit and they go down.
I said there is no way in hell if a 200 pound guy walks up to a 100 pound girl, grabs her around the waist that the girl could to that.
So I asked her to prove it ;D Anyway I took me female friend in the class after they have learned it, grabben her around the waist and said try what you just learned.
She could get my hands loose at all. OFCOURSE I already knew this.
The techer said thats because she hadnt practised it, So I asked if I could try it on her then...
She declined and said she is here to teach not so show us...
I hope you understand my spelling lol
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I think we're talking about different things here dude, Systema is not self defense, it's not some bullshit class females take so they don't get raped, this is a system designed by the KGB for Russian Special Forces to be used in life or death situations, to kill and disarm multiple oppoents while maintaining economy of motion (using least energy possible) MMA is sport fighting, at no time is your life realistically in danger, the referee is there to ensure that and there are no fatal strikes that kill you on the spot.
Is this guy by any chance your trainer?
I understand, just dont say he is a killing machine.
I doubt he could "kill" a charging brock lesnar in 10 sec. even with all his fancy moves combined.
Are you saying while smashing a bottle over somebodys head their attempt to wrist control wouldnt go so well "SS" ?That or my black jack :D............My main worry is the guys that know pressure points ::)
Practicing sinawali, cob/cob, hubud lubud ligot does not a fighter make. And if you don't think BJ would fight Wand, you don't know BJ. A young Relson would have destroyed Professor V, much less David James. And don't get me started on Krav Magda. I have SEEN Relson fight on the streets, and let me tell you, he wasn't pulling guard.
You really are clueless dude, have you ever seen or known any guys in Special Forces? most guys on the U.S seal teams are under 6"0 and 180lbs. yet I'm sure you would crush them in a hand to hand fight?
they're that way for a reason, so they blend in on missions and so they can get into tight locations
muscle in the real world is not a deciding factor, 180lb. Anderson Silva would absolutely annihilate any bodybuilder you could name, just like most elite special forces guys would destroy/kill any mma fighter out there because that's what they're trained to do.
damn, I can't decide if you're just that thick or if you're fucking with me, cause I didn't think anyone on this board was THAT retarded.
You really are clueless dude, have you ever seen or known any guys in Special Forces? most guys on the U.S seal teams are under 6"0 and 180lbs. yet I'm sure you would crush them in a hand to hand fight?you are correct about everything Except. Your expert wouldnt be able to do SHIT against lesnar is he wanted to take him down.
they're that way for a reason, so they blend in on missions and so they can get into tight locations
muscle in the real world is not a deciding factor, 180lb. Anderson Silva would absolutely annihilate any bodybuilder you could name, just like most elite special forces guys would destroy/kill any mma fighter out there because that's what they're trained to do.
damn, I can't decide if you're just that thick or if you're fucking with me, cause I didn't think anyone on this board was THAT retarded.
It would be cool to watch Lesnar curb a foolio.
you are correct about everything Except. Your expert wouldnt be able to do SHIT against lesnar is he wanted to take him down.
It would look like the begining of the Mir fight. ON the floor within 2 sec.
( :D)
Lesnar trains with Greg Nelson, Erik Paulson who are better in Kali than David James, and is a better stand up fighters than Vladimar Vasilev. Lesnar is a different animal. Big, athletic, and skilled. Very dangerous for anyone, in the cage or street.
if you stood 5 feet from lesnar, it doesnt fucking matter how much hand skill you have, if he wants to, he could take your ass down in a second.
This Cap EQ doesnt understand.
That or my black jack :D............My main worry is the guys that know pressure points ::)
Uh, yeah.... ::)
Seen many a special forces guys get tapped, knocked on their asses, just plain dominated. Lots of SEALS, Rangers, MEUSOC guys here in Hawaii, all are very respectful, and all of them would agree that any pro (BB, competing striker) would tear them up. FranK Cucci got tore up by Egan Inoue, and he was a member of Seal Team 6. Give him a Sig 226, MP5, M4 and it's another story. Both guys are black belts in BJJ, but one is a pro, and one isn't. Brock is an animal who would double someone, and slam them to their deaths in the street.
Are you telling me that while you were stomping this trained killing machine in the head his attempt to find pressure points in your legs wouldt go so well?Yes I think my steel toes would get the best of him.....just saying.
The thing with Lesnar is that he also runs fucking fast, so he could probably get a hold of most people if they tried to run away :o
Prior to the first UFC there was two MMA dojos in the USA. One in Red Bank NJ and one with Rorian Gracie in California. I trained in the one in NJ and the same thing happened week after week. A black belt in another art or some bar bad ass would come to learn about the new grappling art from Brazil. After one class the black belts would return with a white belt and many of the bar fighters wouldn't return.
It's silly to think that a guy who doesn't train to fight would be effective against a MMA type fighter. Is there a secret technique that you think isn't in the MMA artist arsenal?
The reality of the street is that we are not apes. We know how to use tools. Guys carry and use knifes, clubs and guns. I have nothing but respect for guys that train in a realistic fashion like MMA. If you really want to know how it feels to punch and be punched join a boxing gym. It will open your eyes and instantly let you know if you got the right stuff. The same for the grappling arts.
I for one have walked away from many a fight. It seems the majority of guys only want to fight after using alcohol. I actually said to guy, listen I don't want to fight you because you could kick my ass. He gave a big smile and I walked away laughing to myself knowing he didn't have a clue what I was capable of.
He gave a big smile and I walked away laughing to myself knowing he didn't have a clue what I was capable of.
Prior to the first UFC there was two MMA dojos in the USA. One in Red Bank NJ and one with Rorian Gracie in California. I trained in the one in NJ and the same thing happened week after week. A black belt in another art or some bar bad ass would come to learn about the new grappling art from Brazil. After one class the black belts would return with a white belt and many of the bar fighters wouldn't return.
It's silly to think that a guy who doesn't train to fight would be effective against a MMA type fighter. Is there a secret technique that you think isn't in the MMA artist arsenal?
The reality of the street is that we are not apes. We know how to use tools. Guys carry and use knifes, clubs and guns. I have nothing but respect for guys that train in a realistic fashion like MMA. If you really want to know how it feels to punch and be punched join a boxing gym. It will open your eyes and instantly let you know if you got the right stuff. The same for the grappling arts.
I for one have walked away from many a fight. It seems the majority of guys only want to fight after using alcohol. I actually said to guy, listen I don't want to fight you because you could kick my ass. He gave a big smile and I walked away laughing to myself knowing he didn't have a clue what I was capable of.
im starting to miss the good old wrestling classes where I almost died every single time due to my LACK of cardio lol.
damn legs =(
I maby believe you. but dont write that type of shit.
Makes me remember the bullshit GX guy over at md, that got called guy straight to his face. didnt do shit, ran home posted it on md and bragged what he would do if he "unleased the fury"
If a guy wants to fight and you know you can take him you KICK HIS ASS AND LEARN HIMA LESSON then maby he wont be so cocky in the future and maby you would save him from being killed when he messed with the wrong dude?
If it makes you feel better you could easily kick my ass too. Are you happy now???
what? so exhausted that I almost died.. you understand now?
Now now I cant even jog nor run due to my lower legs, I cant ever walk fast :(
I'm like a skinny onlyme
Lesnar trains with Greg Nelson, Erik Paulson who are better in Kali than David James, and is a better stand up fighters than Vladimar Vasilev. Lesnar is a different animal. Big, athletic, and skilled. Very dangerous for anyone, in the cage or street.
Too much soocer :(
lol, I dont know why, It all started when I did gym 5 times a week and kickboxning twice, then I ran from the 5-0 ghetto style, and my legs has been fucked up ever since, and thats like 3 years ago or something.
I have to get my ass to the hospital and see whats wrong. Nothing helps.
I would still be in MMA today if my legs werent fucked, probably competing and kicking ass! or getting my ass kicked.
I really need to sort those legs out.
I would still be in MMA today if my legs werent fucked, probably competing and kicking ass! or getting my ass kicked.
I really need to sort those legs out.
Hahahaha!!!! OK tiger...looks like we got the next Royce Gracie here! what's your fighting record champ?
Hahaha.. :D
Yep that's me.
But I hate doing things half ass either its 100% or nothing at all. So I dont know if I can combine mma with working out and getting biiig. So I dont know what to do = then I dont do nothing lol
? I have gotten me ass kicked a few times yes lol. Nothing wrong with that.
But I KNOW I have the potential to become very good. No one in the class well beginners class stood a chance, not even the 200+ pounds was even close to get me on the ground.
Until I gassed.
But what the fuck im I supposed to do when I cant even run in a circle at the warmup.
You sound bitter and negative, friend. Isn't there some therapy or treatment that can get your knees back to good condition? If you truly want to be an MMA fighter, then you should try and find a way to fix your problem.
Yes, driver licence, training, did 6 "courses" or what you call it in school in 1.5 months.
I just have to decide to really do something. And thats Super hard for me and thats the BIG issue I have lol.
The thing is, if I dont go to the doctor gym is my only option is gym and then I can get how big I want to without giving a fuck about cardio..
When I got my driver's license I went to a driving school and bought a 5 lesson package and booked a road test with their shitty Toyota Corolla. ::) After 3 weeks I went to the road test and passed.
Do they want Formula One qualifications in Sweden?
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alright, no more, its getting to personal and I hate making excuses.
Well, if nobody in your family or social circle have told you this before, you need a fucking wake up call ::)
and im getting fucking annoyed and angry for real.
I have to go and lay down. and SLEEP
im out.
Haha you should get fucking angry, because your inability to "pull the trigger" has probably created a ton of negative and unnecessary consequences for you in life. And you are getting angry and annoyed because you KNOW THAT THE CRITIQUE = TRUE.
::)
I know I do.
Remember you dont know half of the shit thats happened in my life lets just leave it at that.
It's just the "icing at the cake"
But you are right and I know and I WILL so no escuses. :)
It's important that we get to the root of The Swede's anger. Then the healing can begin.
We're here to help.
Debussey = reaching out.
*edit
Debussey = a nice guy.
Dude, are you fucked ?!?!? V.V is a fucking ex special forces team leader/instructor he is not a fucking MMA fighter, has no interest in MMA and does not compete, to be more literal he has no practical stand up, except strikes meant to subdue, kill or cut off your breathing and equilibrium. What the fuck are you talking about ?!!?!
Honestly, you have MMA's head so far up your ass it's not even funny, like I was trying to illustrate before, there is a difference between fighting for sport/points and fighting for survival to the death with multiple opponents.
Oh and ROFL at how you all suck Brock Lesnar's dick, the guy's been doing MMA for 2 years and in your eyes he could kill anyone in the world... LOL, next week he's going to better then Fedor just because he's Brock and he's big!!! LOLOLOL
haha what the hell happened to this thread? why is that moron "swede" melting down all over the place and editing his posts? ;D
melting aint the right word for it wheelchair man ;D
so what happened?
I didnt want to share what I wrote with everybody :)
thats a meltdown right there
nope =)
you dont think thats losing your cool? to go back and edit 100 posts and be upset and angry?
I wasnt upset, I just regretted what I shared with everyoen except debussyboo
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Lesnar trains with Greg Nelson, Erik Paulson who are better in Kali than David James, and is a better stand up fighters than Vladimar Vasilev. Lesnar is a different animal. Big, athletic, and skilled. Very dangerous for anyone, in the cage or street.
Like I said before Shihan John Petrone has grappled with the Gracie's and has competed in Vale Tudo. If you know the Gracie's so well ask them about VAJ and David James. David James is one of the top 10 martial arts and self defense practioners in the world. You'll NEVER hear anyone call him or his system bullshit. He may not be a figher in the MMA sense but he's one #### I'd never want to meet in a dark alley. Shihan Jonn Petrone will put his system up against anyone's and has. Brock Lesnar would literally be killed by either James or Petrone before he could swing his arm.
Like I said before Shihan John Petrone has grappled with the Gracie's and has competed in Vale Tudo. If you know the Gracie's so well ask them about VAJ and David James. David James is one of the top 10 martial arts and self defense practioners in the world. You'll NEVER hear anyone call him or his system bullshit. He may not be a figher in the MMA sense but he's one #### I'd never want to meet in a dark alley. Shihan Jonn Petrone will put his system up against anyone's and has. Brock Lesnar would literally be killed by either James or Petrone before he could swing his arm.
OKAY? ???
I actually had the pleasure of training with Professor V before his death. I know about VAJ. Most of the Jiujitsu was small joint manipulations that Professor V learned from Wally Jay, and I know that ain't going to work against a resisting opponent.
To think that a non professional would beat a professional at ANYTHING , is ludicrous. I threw for 6 touchdowns in my family flag football game. I wonder if I'd be a better QB than Payton Manning (mispelled on purpose)? The physicality in my family flag football game allows us to use techniques that are TOO DANGEROUS for the NFL, and we don't use any protective padding. Surely I am in line for a 20 million dollar a year contract. I also play pickup basketball here and there, surely with the physical nature of playground ball, I'd take Steve Nash in the post and dominate him....Repeat ad nauseum.
I was a TMAer, Rorion, Royce, Relson visited our Wing Chun kwoon, took everyone down, submitted everyone using only light slaps before administering the finishing mata leao. What if they tried to hit us like we tried? None of them pulled "guard." To add insult to what already is a beating, my coach did a group of seminars for a "Jack of all trades" TMA that is a STREET system, highly effective, to barbaric for the ring or cage. We brought along one purple, three blues and two white belts. The black belts in said system would not roll with my coach (2007 No Gi Mundial champ, and 2008 No Gi runner up), they wouldn't roll with the purple or blues. Only with the two white belts. Guess what, even allowing them to punch the nuts, and do all of their "deadly" techniques, all of them were knocked down, taken down, punched in the face (at which point they rolled over). None of the brachial nerve "guntings" slowed down our white belts (we didn't tell them that they are semi pro kickboxers who train with us for their ground game). They got beat on their feet, clinch and on the ground. The Grandmastah later went on to tell his students in front of my coach, that if they ever got into a street fight with a BJJ player, they should tap, then when released, continue the fight in earnest. My coach asked, what if they don't go for the sub and just pound you, and he kept on repeating that they will release the hold because they are used to doing it in practice. And again my coach opined, what if they don't administer a sub, but instead just beat down your student. Then he retorted, "sue em."
BTW, I doubt David James would dojo storm Renzo's, Almeida's or Serra's for that matter. And Brock, puhlease.... ::)
Dude Professor V is not David James. Quit brining his ass up. I agree about Professor V. But those who can't teach. David James is the one responsible for turning VAJ into the sensible, practical and very effective street self defense system it is today.
Hahah I thought I remember you running your mouth in another thread. I totally forgot you were a kung fu guy! HAHAHAAHAHAH! What a worthless fucking system for fighting or self defense for that matter. I'd love for you to ask Phillip Redmond what he thinks of VAJ and David James. Lke I said.....ask around. Aks the Gracies about Shihan John Petrone. That is if you are so well connected as you pretend to be.
ANY OF THE GRACIES! Relson, Renzo, Hoyce etc. Ask ANY OF THEM. They will tell you.
John Petrone will put his system up against anyone's. And he has. Hence why he has the reputation of a "thug" in the martial arts community. Moreover, VAJ is a self defense system. Not a fighting system. If you can't understand the difference then keep doing your little wing chun crap. People would get maimed for life. Also Johnn Petrone has fought in Vale Tudo and has grappled with a few of the Gracies and I believe Ken Shamrock. VAJ is growing in popularity. BJJ is bullshit. It's a fad. The Gracies are great business people half the time and full of shit half the time. Put those two together and you can make millions in America just ask Barney Madoff. David James is a very humble person. It's like bodybuilding.......no one wants to see a natural bodybuilder. Well no one is going to pay for an MMA fight that lasts a few seconds because some guy gets his eye gouged out or his knee broken. They'd rather pay $100 a ticket to watch two people roll around on the ground thinking that will carry over into a self defense situation in real life. Hell you could put up a well trained Boxer with a few months of striking, locks, grapple work and he'd be one hell of a contender against anyone. Plus BJJ does not prepare you for opponents much bigger than you. I don't know how big you are but I doubt you'd be able to roll around with someone twice your size. I'm 6'5 and weigh 250 lbs. I've rolled around with my instructor who is a 7th degree black belt in BJJ and is 6'2 270lbs. He schooled me.
But you'll probably come back with some lame example of Royce Gracie fighting a Dan Severan or other big guy. BJJ is only effective with rules. Take biting for example. ANY of those fights with Royce Gracie would have ended with the opponent biting a fucking chunk out of his ankle, arm, head, leg, side whatever. But you'll probably argue some bullshit philosophical martial arts dogma that real fighters don't bite. LMAO! Proving my point.
e. Plus BJJ does not prepare you for opponents much bigger than you. I don't know how big you are but I doubt you'd be able to roll around with someone twice your size. I'm 6'5 and weigh 250 lbs. I've rolled around with my instructor who is a 7th degree black belt in BJJ and is 6'2 270lbs. He schooled me.
But you'll probably come back with some lame example of Royce Gracie fighting a Dan Severan or other big guy. BJJ is only effective with rules. Take biting for example. ANY of those fights with Royce Gracie would have ended with the opponent biting a fucking chunk out of his ankle, arm, head, leg, side whatever. But you'll probably argue some bullshit philosophical martial arts dogma that real fighters don't bite. LMAO! Proving my point.
ANY OF THE GRACIES! Relson, Renzo, Hoyce etc. Ask ANY OF THEM. They will tell you.
John Petrone will put his system up against anyone's. And he has. Hence why he has the reputation of a "thug" in the martial arts community. Moreover, VAJ is a self defense system. Not a fighting system. If you can't understand the difference then keep doing your little wing chun crap. People would get maimed for life. Also Johnn Petrone has fought in Vale Tudo and has grappled with a few of the Gracies and I believe Ken Shamrock. VAJ is growing in popularity. BJJ is bullshit. It's a fad. The Gracies are great business people half the time and full of shit half the time. Put those two together and you can make millions in America just ask Barney Madoff. David James is a very humble person. It's like bodybuilding.......no one wants to see a natural bodybuilder. Well no one is going to pay for an MMA fight that lasts a few seconds because some guy gets his eye gouged out or his knee broken. They'd rather pay $100 a ticket to watch two people roll around on the ground thinking that will carry over into a self defense situation in real life. Hell you could put up a well trained Boxer with a few months of striking, locks, grapple work and he'd be one hell of a contender against anyone. Plus BJJ does not prepare you for opponents much bigger than you. I don't know how big you are but I doubt you'd be able to roll around with someone twice your size. I'm 6'5 and weigh 250 lbs. I've rolled around with my instructor who is a 7th degree black belt in BJJ and is 6'2 270lbs. He schooled me.
But you'll probably come back with some lame example of Royce Gracie fighting a Dan Severan or other big guy. BJJ is only effective with rules. Take biting for example. ANY of those fights with Royce Gracie would have ended with the opponent biting a fucking chunk out of his ankle, arm, head, leg, side whatever. But you'll probably argue some bullshit philosophical martial arts dogma that real fighters don't bite. LMAO! Proving my point.
BJJ trains you to fight a bigger guy , Helio was 9 times out of 10 the smaller guy , Royce made a career out of fighting bigger guys , Rickson vs Zulu I mean the list goes on and on
I don't agree with you that BJJ was a fad , it was supposed to be the end all be all in that respect you could say it was but it certainly serves a purpose in being a complete fighter , they had a huge advantage in the beginning because no one knew the ground game but look what happened when people learned pure BJJ became obsolete as the end all be all fighting styles
Who's Hoyce? Hate to break the news to you, champ. BJJ got popular in Brazil under "Vale Tudo" rules (you used it first). That means no rules. Biting, head butts, groin shots, the works. Relson was family champion in Brazil and took on all comers. The reason Gracie Jiu-jitsu got so popular is because Carlos and Relio went to all comers (dojo storm to you) and challenged them to a no rules fight. Guess who won. When Rorion got to the US, he did the same thing. This became the basis for the UFC. It was on the old Gracies in Action VHS tapes. You refer to biting, try it once in a while. When someone has the hooks in, and is punching you in the back of your head the last thing you are worried about is bitinig someone. When someone punches you in the face from the mount, when do you plan on biting? Obviously you don't train, so I will shut my mouth from here on out and let you espouse your opinion without a repartee.
Got rolled up by a visiting JJM blackbelt and tapped three times in five minutes. I outweigh him by 75 lbs, didn't matter. Technique, leverage, position coupled with some athleticism allows BJJ to work. Obvious, you don't train.
Six months of sprawl training and the boxer is good to go? Again, obvious you don't train. One piece of advice, empty your cup of tea, go to a BJJ school that is heavy on self defense, strap on a white belt and train. You will find a lot of answers to your questions. Until you've drank someone else tea, how can you speak from a position of authority. I have been training for most of my life, but like I said earlier, work, wife, kids, prevent me from being a professional martial artist. So I have to choose one or two. BJJ/sub grappling coupled with kickboxing and once or twice a month of fun at the IDPA shoots is all I can do. You obviously can maintain your herculean 6'5 250 lb physique and be the badass of getbig. Good luck. ;D
It trains you to fight a bigger guy with rules or with the understanding that the other person is not going to bite the shit out of you or gouge your eye out. Let me put it to you this way. I'd let ANY BJJ fighter get me in a lock or whatever of his choice. I'll put my teeth on his ankle, arm, whatever, There wil be a guy standing with a timer. As soon as he hits start I'll bite whatever the hell I have ahold of in my mouth and he can try to break my arm, leg neck or whatever. I guarantee you that no man is going to hold onto a lock or a choke when I've got a two inch chunk of bone deep flesh I just ripped out of his leg. Look at the reaction of Evander Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear. AND IT WAS JUST HIS EAR! A piece of cartilage! THAT"S MY POINT ABOUT BJJ! If I jam my fucking thumb or ram my finger through his eye ball while he's got me wrapped up in some stupid lock GAME OVER! That's the difference between fighting someone who wants to kill you vs. someone who wants to grapple with you.
Tell you what. If you let me get the hooks on you, slap on a mata leao, I will allow you to try and bite me, poke my eyes. We film it for youtube, and put it on GB for all posterity. I plan on competing in the Pan Ams in Cali, so you meet me half way. BTW, I am 41, 6'0, 200lbs. I will be down to 185 with gi by the Pan Ams.
::) You missed my entire point. Mata leao! LMAO!
It trains you to fight a bigger guy with rules or with the understanding that the other person is not going to bite the shit out of you or gouge your eye out. Let me put it to you this way. I'd let ANY BJJ fighter get me in a lock or whatever of his choice. I'll put my teeth on his ankle, arm, whatever, There wil be a guy standing with a timer. As soon as he hits start I'll bite whatever the hell I have ahold of in my mouth and he can try to break my arm, leg neck or whatever. I guarantee you that no man is going to hold onto a lock or a choke when I've got a two inch chunk of bone deep flesh I just ripped out of his leg. Look at the reaction of Evander Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear. AND IT WAS JUST HIS EAR! A piece of cartilage! THAT"S MY POINT ABOUT BJJ! If I jam my fucking thumb or ram my finger through his eye ball while he's got me wrapped up in some stupid lock GAME OVER! That's the difference between fighting someone who wants to kill you vs. someone who wants to grapple with you.
It trains you to fight a bigger guy with rules or with the understanding that the other person is not going to bite the shit out of you or gouge your eye out. Let me put it to you this way. I'd let ANY BJJ fighter get me in a lock or whatever of his choice. I'll put my teeth on his ankle, arm, whatever, There wil be a guy standing with a timer. As soon as he hits start I'll bite whatever the hell I have ahold of in my mouth and he can try to break my arm, leg neck or whatever. I guarantee you that no man is going to hold onto a lock or a choke when I've got a two inch chunk of bone deep flesh I just ripped out of his leg. Look at the reaction of Evander Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear. AND IT WAS JUST HIS EAR! A piece of cartilage! THAT"S MY POINT ABOUT BJJ! If I jam my fucking thumb or ram my finger through his eye ball while he's got me wrapped up in some stupid lock GAME OVER! That's the difference between fighting someone who wants to kill you vs. someone who wants to grapple with you.
so youre a blackbelt for biting???
I thought so. I am offically done...
And as per your last post, I never said muscle and size didn't make a difference in fighting, as long as both are trained fighters, but an untrained 300lb. bodybuilder will get destroyed by a 170lb trained fighter.
No he wouldn't the big guy would man handle the smaller one until he gassed in about 2 minutes and then he'd get picked apart
Not in the real worldy buddy :)
I've seen 140lb. JKD guys take out 6"4 280lb. guys I've bounced with , one of these little guys must've hit my big buddy about 8 times in one second, fast as fuck. And if they know WHERE to hit, yuou're fucked.
Arguing with this Mcmannus guy is a waste of time. He was polluting the MMA board with this van jitsu street biting nonsense. Maybe it's a great system, maybe not, I don't really care. I just hate these martial arts guys always arguing about what style is most "lethal" or "street effective". I said it in the last thread he was posting all this shit in; there are a million and one variables for what can happen on the "street", different things will always work better than others in different scenarios.
Not in the real worldy buddy :)
I've seen 140lb. JKD guys take out 6"4 280lb. guys I've bounced with , one of these little guys must've hit my big buddy about 8 times in one second, fast as fuck. And if they know WHERE to hit, yuou're fucked.
It trains you to fight a bigger guy with rules or with the understanding that the other person is not going to bite the shit out of you or gouge your eye out. Let me put it to you this way. I'd let ANY BJJ fighter get me in a lock or whatever of his choice. I'll put my teeth on his ankle, arm, whatever, There wil be a guy standing with a timer. As soon as he hits start I'll bite whatever the hell I have ahold of in my mouth and he can try to break my arm, leg neck or whatever. I guarantee you that no man is going to hold onto a lock or a choke when I've got a two inch chunk of bone deep flesh I just ripped out of his leg. Look at the reaction of Evander Holyfield when Tyson bit his ear. AND IT WAS JUST HIS EAR! A piece of cartilage! THAT"S MY POINT ABOUT BJJ! If I jam my fucking thumb or ram my finger through his eye ball while he's got me wrapped up in some stupid lock GAME OVER! That's the difference between fighting someone who wants to kill you vs. someone who wants to grapple with you.
Email John Petrone. Here's his myspace page tough ass. Why don't you ask him about VAJ, bouncing, fighting, self defense, grappling with Ken Shamrock and the Gracies. He walks the walk.
http://www.myspace.com/vajcsco
is he bullet proof?
No but he did knock out Dorian Yates in an NYC club he bounced at. LMAO! :o
have you ever been in a fight
or do you train at home watching you tube videos
fighting in the street just gets you
A.prison time
B.court costs
C.possible injuries or even murdered
ill pass on those options,only fight if you have no choice and you have to defend yourself.try to avoid it if possible,be the bigger man and walk away.most guys who start fights are insecure losers with no life
aren't you the guy who claimed to beat up Lenny Mclean
LOL I was kidding numbnutz. And no I have not been in a fight in several years. But I was jumped by 5 guys a year ago. Needless to say two of them went home with a broken jaw and nose. Not too many guys will fuck with someone 6'5 250lbs with 35 inch thighs! ;D
Don't worry. I have too many enemies out there to be posting my pics. I'm every bit the bad ass you think I am though!oh brother ::)
No but he did knock out Dorian Yates in an NYC club he bounced at. LMAO! :o
LOL I was kidding numbnutz. And no I have not been in a fight in several years. But I was jumped by 5 guys a year ago. Needless to say two of them went home with a broken jaw and nose. Not too many guys will fuck with someone 6'5 250lbs with 35 inch thighs! ;D
How do you know their nose and jaws were broken ? did you see the x-rays? of did you hear the breaks lmao
One guy was picking bone up off the street the other's jaw was dangling in the air. I'd pretty much say they were broken.
One guy was picking bone up off the street the other's jaw was dangling in the air. I'd pretty much say they were broken.Would you be willing to thrown hands with bad ass?
I definetly think a regular guy could win in a street fight, he'd be more apt to look for weapons and improvise, whereas the mma guy would automatically go to his training.
Doesnt really matter if you got a guy in a choke hold if you get stabbed in the eye by a screw driver.
I can't say where I work, but I work around alot of mma guys and boxers, and sure in their given enviroment they can kick ass, but put them in a room with tables, chairs, bottles, etc. and the playing field is a lot closer to even.
Moreover, I'd put my money on a good boxer than a good MMA guy in a street fight as well. Boxing is still one of the best things to know if you are in a fight.
Yep, I work with one of the top young pro's in the boxing circuit right now, and I would bet alot of money on him against most mma guys in a street fight.
On a side note I can't wait until I quite my job so I can tell you guys where I work, I bet most people would get a kick out of it.