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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #125 on: December 29, 2008, 02:42:30 PM »
You're just some wheelchair kickin' bad mofo, eh, Bluto? Oy Vey.  

id kick your ass too chumps, make no mistake about it

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #126 on: December 29, 2008, 02:44:00 PM »
Bluto claims to have cage fought and trained muay thai longer than Wanderlei Silva and CroCop.  ::)

I wouldn't be surprised if Bluto's real name was Buakaw Por Pramuk.

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #127 on: December 29, 2008, 02:44:31 PM »
Haha he's got a CUP ON MORON!  Plus all the guy had to do was turn his head an inch and bite the shit out of his side instead of smashing his balls. 
If you have to bite/pull clothes etc. to stand up to somone in a fight you will look like a bitch and in your case you are a bitch.

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only on getbig could you post somthing like i did on page 2 and it gets completly bypassed  ;D

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #128 on: December 29, 2008, 02:45:05 PM »
Bluto claims to have cage fought and trained muay thai longer than Wanderlei Silva and CroCop.  ::)

I wouldn't be surprised if Bluto's real name was Buakaw Por Pramuk.

Considering the current status of wanderlei and cropcop i think it's insulting to compare those chumps to me
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #129 on: December 29, 2008, 02:45:48 PM »
If you have to bite/pull clothes etc. to stand up to somone in a fight you will look like a bitch and in your case you are a bitch.

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only on getbig could you post somthing like i did on page 2 and it gets completly bypassed  ;D

He is so retarded its not even funny.

Cant wait until someone pulls a knife on him and he yells  "WRISTCONTROL!!" and the next training sessions hi shows upp all cut up and scarred to his coach telling him "wrist control didnt work sir." and the coach says "ofcourse it does you just did it wrong."  and he answers "thats probably it, please let my pay yopu another 500 dollars for worthless training sessions"

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #130 on: December 29, 2008, 02:46:00 PM »
MuscleMcManus seems to bring his expertise in using his mouth a lot into the argument  ??? I think its safe to say that a lot of "biting" goes on at the dojo in brooklyn
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #131 on: December 29, 2008, 02:53:14 PM »
id kick your ass too chumps, make no mistake about it

spinning round house kick to your temple, a technique that ive mastered through the years
LOL. Did you just actually post that!? Sad. Better up those meds, bro.

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #132 on: December 29, 2008, 02:54:03 PM »
This is bluto haha


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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #133 on: December 29, 2008, 02:56:56 PM »
LOL. Did you just actually post that!? Sad. Better up those meds, bro.

how you gonna defend against it tho? its lightning fast
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #134 on: December 29, 2008, 02:57:33 PM »
If you have to bite/pull clothes etc. to stand up to somone in a fight you will look like a bitch and in your case you are a bitch.

P.s,
only on getbig could you post somthing like i did on page 2 and it gets completly bypassed  ;D

Haha.  You're a fucking idiot too.  Yeah I guess if someone wants to kill you for your Ipod and Jordans you're going to fight like a man huh?  Go back to your fairy tale world of Xbox and MMA loser.  

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #135 on: December 29, 2008, 02:59:00 PM »
Haha.  You're a fucking idiot too.  Yeah I guess if someone wants to kill you for your Ipod and Jordans you're going to fight like a man huh?  Go back to your fairy tale world of Xbox and MMA loser.  

well muscleanus you would yell WRISTCONTROL again and in the process make them steal their own wallets

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #136 on: December 29, 2008, 03:02:09 PM »
how you gonna defend against it tho? its lightning fast
Lightning smightning. I'd just throw a wheel boot on your chair and have at you. Might even have a beer or two between windmills just so I's don't break a sweat.  ;)

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #137 on: December 29, 2008, 03:04:16 PM »
Lightning smightning. I'd just throw a wheel boot on your chair and have at you. Might even have a beer or two between windmills just so I's don't break a sweat.  ;)

dream on chumps, that drunken monkey kung fu aint gonna work against me
besides, you never leave your house as your post history shows !
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #138 on: December 29, 2008, 03:04:59 PM »
dream on chumps, that drunken monkey kung fu aint gonna work against me
besides, you never leave your house as your post history shows !

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #139 on: December 29, 2008, 03:09:14 PM »
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berzerkfury - spent the whole christmas on getbig, every single day
bluto - gone all christmas + many more days.

imagine that, so addicted to getbig you cant even give it a break during christmas holidays...  :'(
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #140 on: December 29, 2008, 03:12:12 PM »
berzerkfury - spent the whole christmas on getbig, every single day
bluto - gone all christmas + many more days.

imagine that, so addicted to getbig you cant even give it a break during christmas holidays...  :'(

Dude give it a rest.  You're a fucking pale, out of shape, elderly european soccer hooligan.  Rough housing after a match with your toothless fellow hooligans is the depth of your "fighting" experience.  Your "training" probably equates to masturbating to pictures of Stallone.

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #141 on: December 29, 2008, 03:13:11 PM »
Dude give it a rest.  You're a fucking pale, out of shape, elderly european soccer hooligan.  Rough housing after a match with your toothless fellow hooligans is the depth of your "fighting" experience.  Your "training" probably equates to masturbating to pictures of Stallone.

wheres your picture? dont tell me youre one of these guys that talk shit about others but dont dare to show yourself? and us hooligans dont need to train, we just need to fight !
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #142 on: December 29, 2008, 03:13:35 PM »
wheres your picture? dont tell me youre one of these guys that talk shit about others but dont dare to show yourself?

Like yourself?

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #143 on: December 29, 2008, 03:14:34 PM »
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #144 on: December 29, 2008, 03:15:44 PM »
Like yourself?
Graduate of the Squadfather School of logic, obviously!  ::)


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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #145 on: December 29, 2008, 03:17:27 PM »
wheres your picture? dont tell me youre one of these guys that talk shit about others but dont dare to show yourself? and us hooligans dont need to train, we just need to fight !

Nah I'd never post my pics.  I mean shit my physique pales in comparison to most on here.  How can I compete with QuakerOats, AXA, Bluto, Spermatease?  They are massive, muscular beasts! 

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #146 on: December 29, 2008, 03:18:22 PM »
Nah I'd never post my pics.  I mean shit my physique pales in comparison to most on here.  How can I compete with QuakerOats, AXA, Bluto, Spermatease?  They are massive, muscular beasts! 

so how are we gonna know who you are when we show up to fight you at that address you posted earlier  ???
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #147 on: December 29, 2008, 03:22:17 PM »
so how are we gonna know who you are when we show up to fight you at that address you posted earlier  ???
So what does your knowing what he looks like have anything to do with your ass being kicked? That's chapter one, Sun Tsu. Checkmate, I think.  ::)

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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #148 on: December 29, 2008, 03:24:27 PM »
So what does your knowing what he looks like have anything to do with your ass being kicked? That's chapter one, Sun Tsu. Checkmate, I think.  ::)

everybody gets their ass kicked sometimes doesnt mean they cant be awesome!!
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Re: do you think a normal guy could beat an mma fighter in a street fight
« Reply #149 on: December 29, 2008, 03:27:09 PM »
everybody gets their ass kicked sometimes doesnt mean they cant be awesome!!
LOL. That's a koan if I ever heard one. Fight on, MacDuff!