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Title: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Big N on October 25, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
I'll start it off, feel free to share yours. Never ask a blonde if she's an Albino.

- Discuss
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Krankenstein on October 25, 2012, 06:56:27 PM
Mind if I have sex with your sister if you die?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Hulkotron on October 25, 2012, 07:10:38 PM
Would you like to touch tbombz's penis?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Archer77 on October 25, 2012, 07:10:41 PM
Are you on a bulk?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: SLYY on October 25, 2012, 07:28:42 PM
When are you due?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: magikusar on October 25, 2012, 07:30:54 PM
Has anyone ever told you that if you didn't have a vagina men wouldn't want to hang out with you?

or tits
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bebop396 on October 25, 2012, 07:35:43 PM
do you have a mental disorder?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: hrspwr on October 25, 2012, 07:39:08 PM
You do realize that if women did not have a pussy there would be a bounty on their heads?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 25, 2012, 07:42:44 PM
Have you put on weight ?


Who's that in the picture with you, she's hot
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Mjolnir on October 25, 2012, 08:34:30 PM
You're really angry, are you getting your period?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Schnauzer on October 25, 2012, 08:42:59 PM
Have you seen Tbombz "progress" pics?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: TrueGrit on October 25, 2012, 08:46:54 PM

 How many guys have you slept with?

 Why did you change your hair?

 

 
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Parker on October 25, 2012, 08:47:41 PM
Can I get your friend's phone number?
Wow, you are really 30? You look older.

Is that a Wonderbra you are wearing?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: TrueGrit on October 25, 2012, 08:49:23 PM
 Well do you mind if I jack off then?

 Have you been eating garlic?

 Is there anything I can do for you?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Parker on October 25, 2012, 08:56:13 PM
Did you scrap your tongue today?
You know that makes you fart?

Can you move out of the way, I'm, trying to watch TV?
 I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Bevo on October 25, 2012, 09:04:10 PM
Do u have a sister?

Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: HavoX on October 25, 2012, 09:05:25 PM
Will u hand me some toilet paper?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: BIG DUB on October 25, 2012, 09:10:37 PM
what's wrong..

what did i do..
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Krankenstein on October 25, 2012, 09:19:12 PM
Mind if I hang out with my boys on Saturday night instead of date night?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: The.Giant on October 25, 2012, 09:22:02 PM
Did you fart or is that how you always smell?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: nkhp on October 25, 2012, 09:22:55 PM
your girl stinks ;D
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: flinstones1 on October 25, 2012, 09:33:13 PM

if you want to really hurt a girls feelings the trick is to insult them indirectly....
.
had this one bitch who was real stuck up Im like why cant you dance? you cant dance huh?

her- how could you tell?

idk js its a shame if you cant you have a pretty nice body


pissed her off far more than calling her a piece of shit whore ever did she didnt talk to me for weeks after that little comment.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: BayGBM on October 25, 2012, 09:45:31 PM
When is the baby due?

(turns out she is not pregnant!)
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Skeletor on October 25, 2012, 09:55:01 PM
"Ronnie or Dorian?"
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: BIG DUB on October 25, 2012, 10:27:32 PM
When is the baby due?

(turns out she is not pregnant!)

Had that happen to a couple female co-workers and that was the funniest shit to see the look on thier faces. ;D
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: 240 is Back on October 25, 2012, 10:34:04 PM
"Are you holding water this week?"

"Have you tried ECA?"

Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 25, 2012, 10:41:37 PM
epic granny panties
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: evandatp on October 25, 2012, 10:46:12 PM
"...but you weren't born a woman, right?"
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 25, 2012, 11:05:41 PM
so... how old were you in 1989 when I was born?

???
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Palpatine Q on October 26, 2012, 12:04:27 AM
Is mine bigger ?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bigmc on October 26, 2012, 01:15:29 AM
are you saying you love the cock
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: BigCyp on October 26, 2012, 01:18:30 AM
Can my mother watch us have sex please?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bigmc on October 26, 2012, 01:26:14 AM
whats your views on deep tissue massage
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Bevo on October 26, 2012, 01:29:25 AM
Asking for a threesome with her best friend
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bigmc on October 26, 2012, 01:31:03 AM
can i spend the kids college money on kigs
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: BigCyp on October 26, 2012, 01:32:16 AM
can i spend the kids college money on kigs

Hahaha, can I go halves with pellius
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bigmc on October 26, 2012, 01:32:56 AM
can i borrow the kids halloween elf costume
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: BigCyp on October 26, 2012, 01:37:44 AM
Do you mind if we don't go to your sisters wedding, gh15 has a big announcement today
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bigmc on October 26, 2012, 01:40:45 AM
is your mother on kigs and tren balonie bitch is huge
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Kwon_2 on October 26, 2012, 01:57:58 AM
"How much ya bench?"

"What are you using?"

"Kale Greens or Black Bean Burritos?"

"You using Bunk Kigs or somethin'?"

"Would you let Garebear babysit your kids?"
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bigbadwolfe on October 26, 2012, 03:25:33 AM
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: outby43 on October 26, 2012, 03:33:19 AM
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!

 ;D

I asked my wife (then girlfriend)

"Did you shit in your pants?"

"No"

"Oh, it must be your breath"

True story.  Man I have no idea why she married my ass.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: WillGrant on October 26, 2012, 03:38:50 AM
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
PMSL  ;D
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: mame09 on October 26, 2012, 04:12:39 AM
we can hang out but not when you have your rags
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: gym**rat on October 26, 2012, 05:35:21 AM
Kai- "Since you are on the rag do you have a grapefruit?"
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: CalvinH on October 26, 2012, 05:44:51 AM
Who's cankles are bigger,yours or chaos?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Krankenstein on October 26, 2012, 05:56:33 AM
Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?

When is dinner ready?

Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?

Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: BigCyp on October 26, 2012, 07:08:41 AM
Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?

When is dinner ready?

Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?

Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?

Hahahahaha
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: flipper5470 on October 26, 2012, 07:41:21 AM
Oral on the first date?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: True on October 26, 2012, 07:54:27 AM
Oral Swallow on the first date?


Fixed. 8)
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Butterbean on October 26, 2012, 08:12:28 AM
lol @ this thread

;D

I asked my wife (then girlfriend)

"Did you shit in your pants?"

"No"

"Oh, it must be your breath"

True story.  Man I have no idea why she married my ass.

 ;D
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Big N on November 15, 2012, 11:37:49 PM
Oral on the first date?

Lol
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: cephissus on November 15, 2012, 11:53:13 PM
"Ronnie or Dorian?"

lol'd at this one :D
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 15, 2012, 11:58:43 PM
I was drunk this past Saturday. hahah lol'ing just thinking about it.

I asked this blond broad if her curtains matched her carpet in front of every one[about 15 ppl]. I don't know why she got pissed off. obviously they didn't match ahahah
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:03:22 AM
when is your period over?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:03:57 AM
when are you going to start scrubbing the bathtub?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:05:20 AM
Can you blow me differently? My last girlfriend did it better.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:07:52 AM
When are your friends leaving?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:08:45 AM
Can you stay home take care of my dog while I go on vacation?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:10:11 AM
Can you vacuum? my friends are coming over.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:13:48 AM
When are you going to stop being such a bitch?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: claymore on November 16, 2012, 12:14:28 AM
"Are you a shark....."
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:16:47 AM
When did you get hemorrhoids?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:18:32 AM
did you have the abortion today?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: tbombz on November 16, 2012, 12:20:57 AM
Lol!!!  Fucking sensitive lttle bitches (bitches, that is)
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:24:38 AM
Do you know what keto breath is ?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: MB_722 on November 16, 2012, 12:25:22 AM
Would you calm down?

I hate this to.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: booty on November 16, 2012, 12:25:43 AM
Wrong questions to ask a man.


There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that?  I need my teeth..
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 16, 2012, 12:28:45 AM
Wrong questions to ask a man.


There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that?  I need my teeth..


At least you won't have to worry about talking to a man now that you're a lesso.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: tbombz on November 16, 2012, 12:29:05 AM
There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?". 
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: booty on November 16, 2012, 12:34:16 AM
There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".  
There's another bad question....Was that it?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: magikusar on November 16, 2012, 02:39:29 AM
When u guna get a job?
Why do you bug me about moving in together I prefer to live alone?
Why do I pay for everything?
Why do you complain when I go out with friends?
How am I supposed to meet other women if I am always with you?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: lyquid on November 16, 2012, 05:35:22 AM
U don't suck dick? Oh my.last gf sucked my dick everyday.

U don't like hanging out just to fuck. Oh my last gf did all the time.


Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: The_Punisher on November 16, 2012, 05:38:43 AM
You ~ Can I smell your feet?

Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!

You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!


lol........I pulled the pants down on a chic one day and My Boner died immediatly.....
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Sam on November 16, 2012, 05:43:01 AM
Haven't i seen you on youporn?
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Irongrip400 on November 16, 2012, 05:53:14 AM
A roomate of mine in college banged this fat chick who had an insulin pump.  Anyway, she left crying in the morning.  We asked him why.  He said when he woke up she was looking at him with doe eyes and he said "hey hoss, you gonna have to leave before my roomates see you".  ;D
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: anabolichalo on November 16, 2012, 11:49:10 AM
how come you send romantic and erotic emails to other men
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Tito24 on November 16, 2012, 11:51:03 AM
my old grandfather tony used to say, a good woman is a dead one.
very nice guy. i remember going fishing with him on salmon.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: anabolichalo on November 16, 2012, 12:10:42 PM
my old grandfather tony used to say, a good woman is a dead one.
very nice guy. i remember going fishing with him on salmon.
is this a movie quote

i read this exact quote before at least once
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 16, 2012, 12:12:59 PM
"Well it's not gonna suck itself"
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 16, 2012, 12:14:03 PM
"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way"
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Tito24 on November 16, 2012, 12:18:53 PM
maybe i told the story before of my grandfather. he was disappointedin women.
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 16, 2012, 12:22:30 PM
"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way"


Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Dr Dutch on November 16, 2012, 12:22:46 PM
"Hi, my name is (name)....remember it, in a few hours you're gonna scream it.   8)
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Wiggs on November 16, 2012, 12:27:53 PM



Lmao...R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield.

Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: bigmc on November 16, 2012, 12:28:40 PM
whats that smell dead fish
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: Viking11 on November 16, 2012, 12:32:59 PM
"You lost weight, what are you, 250 now?"
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 16, 2012, 12:39:12 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/12927_10151136320758364_591985429_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Wrong questions to ask women
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on November 16, 2012, 12:44:57 PM
"tickle your ass with a feather"