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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Big N on October 25, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
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I'll start it off, feel free to share yours. Never ask a blonde if she's an Albino.
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Mind if I have sex with your sister if you die?
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Would you like to touch tbombz's penis?
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Are you on a bulk?
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When are you due?
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Has anyone ever told you that if you didn't have a vagina men wouldn't want to hang out with you?
or tits
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do you have a mental disorder?
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You do realize that if women did not have a pussy there would be a bounty on their heads?
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Have you put on weight ?
Who's that in the picture with you, she's hot
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You're really angry, are you getting your period?
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Have you seen Tbombz "progress" pics?
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How many guys have you slept with?
Why did you change your hair?
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Can I get your friend's phone number?
Wow, you are really 30? You look older.
Is that a Wonderbra you are wearing?
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Well do you mind if I jack off then?
Have you been eating garlic?
Is there anything I can do for you?
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Did you scrap your tongue today?
You know that makes you fart?
Can you move out of the way, I'm, trying to watch TV?
I'm sorry, were you saying something?
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Do u have a sister?
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Will u hand me some toilet paper?
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what's wrong..
what did i do..
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Mind if I hang out with my boys on Saturday night instead of date night?
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Did you fart or is that how you always smell?
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your girl stinks ;D
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if you want to really hurt a girls feelings the trick is to insult them indirectly....
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had this one bitch who was real stuck up Im like why cant you dance? you cant dance huh?
her- how could you tell?
idk js its a shame if you cant you have a pretty nice body
pissed her off far more than calling her a piece of shit whore ever did she didnt talk to me for weeks after that little comment.
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When is the baby due?
(turns out she is not pregnant!)
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"Ronnie or Dorian?"
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When is the baby due?
(turns out she is not pregnant!)
Had that happen to a couple female co-workers and that was the funniest shit to see the look on thier faces. ;D
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"Are you holding water this week?"
"Have you tried ECA?"
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epic granny panties
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"...but you weren't born a woman, right?"
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so... how old were you in 1989 when I was born?
???
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Is mine bigger ?
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are you saying you love the cock
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Can my mother watch us have sex please?
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whats your views on deep tissue massage
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Asking for a threesome with her best friend
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can i spend the kids college money on kigs
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can i spend the kids college money on kigs
Hahaha, can I go halves with pellius
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can i borrow the kids halloween elf costume
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Do you mind if we don't go to your sisters wedding, gh15 has a big announcement today
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is your mother on kigs and tren balonie bitch is huge
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"How much ya bench?"
"What are you using?"
"Kale Greens or Black Bean Burritos?"
"You using Bunk Kigs or somethin'?"
"Would you let Garebear babysit your kids?"
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
;D
I asked my wife (then girlfriend)
"Did you shit in your pants?"
"No"
"Oh, it must be your breath"
True story. Man I have no idea why she married my ass.
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
PMSL ;D
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we can hang out but not when you have your rags
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Kai- "Since you are on the rag do you have a grapefruit?"
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Who's cankles are bigger,yours or chaos?
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Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?
When is dinner ready?
Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?
Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?
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Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?
When is dinner ready?
Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?
Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?
Hahahahaha
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Oral on the first date?
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Oral Swallow on the first date?
Fixed. 8)
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lol @ this thread
;D
I asked my wife (then girlfriend)
"Did you shit in your pants?"
"No"
"Oh, it must be your breath"
True story. Man I have no idea why she married my ass.
;D
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Oral on the first date?
Lol
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"Ronnie or Dorian?"
lol'd at this one :D
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I was drunk this past Saturday. hahah lol'ing just thinking about it.
I asked this blond broad if her curtains matched her carpet in front of every one[about 15 ppl]. I don't know why she got pissed off. obviously they didn't match ahahah
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when is your period over?
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when are you going to start scrubbing the bathtub?
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Can you blow me differently? My last girlfriend did it better.
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When are your friends leaving?
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Can you stay home take care of my dog while I go on vacation?
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Can you vacuum? my friends are coming over.
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When are you going to stop being such a bitch?
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"Are you a shark....."
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When did you get hemorrhoids?
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did you have the abortion today?
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Lol!!! Fucking sensitive lttle bitches (bitches, that is)
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Do you know what keto breath is ?
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Would you calm down?
I hate this to.
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Wrong questions to ask a man.
There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that? I need my teeth..
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Wrong questions to ask a man.
There's a midget tossing competition in australia, are you interested?
Do I look like a breeding cow?
Why are you kissing me like that? I need my teeth..
At least you won't have to worry about talking to a man now that you're a lesso.
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There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".
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There is only one wrong question for a woman to ask a Man and that is. "is it in yet?".
There's another bad question....Was that it?
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When u guna get a job?
Why do you bug me about moving in together I prefer to live alone?
Why do I pay for everything?
Why do you complain when I go out with friends?
How am I supposed to meet other women if I am always with you?
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U don't suck dick? Oh my.last gf sucked my dick everyday.
U don't like hanging out just to fuck. Oh my last gf did all the time.
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
lol........I pulled the pants down on a chic one day and My Boner died immediatly.....
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Haven't i seen you on youporn?
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A roomate of mine in college banged this fat chick who had an insulin pump. Anyway, she left crying in the morning. We asked him why. He said when he woke up she was looking at him with doe eyes and he said "hey hoss, you gonna have to leave before my roomates see you". ;D
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how come you send romantic and erotic emails to other men
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my old grandfather tony used to say, a good woman is a dead one.
very nice guy. i remember going fishing with him on salmon.
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my old grandfather tony used to say, a good woman is a dead one.
very nice guy. i remember going fishing with him on salmon.
is this a movie quote
i read this exact quote before at least once
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"Well it's not gonna suck itself"
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"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way"
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maybe i told the story before of my grandfather. he was disappointedin women.
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"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way"
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"Hi, my name is (name)....remember it, in a few hours you're gonna scream it. 8)
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Lmao...R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield.
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whats that smell dead fish
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"You lost weight, what are you, 250 now?"
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"tickle your ass with a feather"