Author Topic: Kelly Brooks bodybuilder boyfriend MUST be a GETBIGGER !! (Read 14536 times)

bradistani · « **on:** February 03, 2014, 01:14:44 PM »

some familiar traits shared with your average getbigger.. bangin' a bona fida 10 (see kelly), former televison star, has beauty queen bitches fighting for his cock, a former royal marine commando, worked as a mercenary in iraq (he may, or may not have killed men with his bare hands). oh and a little bit of g4p on the side for good measure

26:54 David McIntosh

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:19:26 PM »

shes mud shark at best.

hench · « **Reply #2 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:19:34 PM »

Would absolutely love to be hanging out the back of kelly. Fella's a lucky boy.
Good physique on him, shitty calves.

_aj_ · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:22:10 PM »

Another GB trait: doesn't train legs.

Rascal full · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:25:38 PM »

I thought Kelly Brook liked bald, white dudes?

Ronnie Rep · « **Reply #5 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:27:28 PM »

Kelly's fine!

nasum · « **Reply #6 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:30:47 PM »

Further proof that huge muscles and stupid fucking tattoos attract bitches.

beverast · « **Reply #7 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:36:39 PM »

W-where's the evidence for the g4p?

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #8 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:37:53 PM »

Quote from: beverast on February 03, 2014, 01:36:39 PM

W-where's the evidence for the g4p?

outed.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #9 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:53:27 PM »

Never heard of this slore but great teats.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #10 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:57:04 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 03, 2014, 01:53:27 PM

Never heard of this slore but great teats.

I think she's an English celebrity. Their celebrities don't cross the Atlantic ocean as easily as our celebrities.
Apparently they have all kinds of famous people that are UK specific

ChristopherA · « **Reply #11 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:04:04 PM »

He could def join the getbig polio leg don club

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:07:16 PM »

Quote from: beverast on February 03, 2014, 01:36:39 PM

W-where's the evidence for the g4p?

maybe posing on a stage in a pageant for homos by homos emceed by homos and at the end posing with the dude with the huge erection?

Skylge · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:10:46 PM »

Never heard of her but she looks fantastic, fabulous smile, bit wide hipped, but superbly feminin and young. Great catch physique wise.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:12:04 PM »

She is definitely a 10. 10/20

Does he have lower pec implants? His boy titties look odd.

Rudee · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:13:01 PM »

Epic 13" calves.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:17:05 PM »

What the fuck?

Her-"honey, want to go to the beach?"
Him- "yeah, let me grab my pair of jean shorts"

bradistani · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:28:01 PM »

Quote from: beverast on February 03, 2014, 01:36:39 PM

W-where's the evidence for the g4p?

hench · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:41:58 PM »

kelly is a model, an actress, a presenter and a business woman. Done well for herself, has been in a few films.
If anyone saw the prinanha remake a few years back you would have seen her swimming naked in the sea, oscar winning material right there.

Quote from: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 01:57:04 PM

I think she's an English celebrity. Their celebrities don't cross the Atlantic ocean as easily as our celebrities.
Apparently they have all kinds of famous people that are UK specific

Parker · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:54:07 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on February 03, 2014, 02:17:05 PM

What the fuck?

Her-"honey, want to go to the beach?"
Him- "yeah, let me grab my pair of jean shorts"

From this angle it looks like Lionel "L Train" Brown lost weight and had graffiti sprayed on him.
She looks like Latina from some angles. She has a nice physique, smile.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #20 on:** February 03, 2014, 03:21:07 PM »

Quote from: hench on February 03, 2014, 02:41:58 PM

kelly is a model, an actress, a presenter and a business woman. Done well for herself, has been in a few films.
If anyone saw the prinanha remake a few years back you would have seen her swimming naked in the sea, oscar winning material right there.

those are Oscar nominated tits.

sadly she lost the award to that fat bitch Jennifer Lawrence.

Henda · « **Reply #21 on:** February 03, 2014, 03:40:36 PM »

He has pissed himself in the beach pic with the gay jean shorts.

visualizeperfection · « **Reply #22 on:** February 03, 2014, 03:42:48 PM »

Quote from: bass generator on February 03, 2014, 03:40:36 PM

He has pissed himself in the beach pic with the gay jean shorts.

Jean shorts w designer belt buckles.

sick.

Is he a "chav" or whatever its referred to in jolly England?

AlphaMaleDawg · « **Reply #23 on:** February 03, 2014, 03:47:49 PM »

that vid was extremely heterosexual. No way he goes g4p

Henda · « **Reply #24 on:** February 03, 2014, 03:51:20 PM »

Quote from: visualizeperfection on February 03, 2014, 03:42:48 PM

Jean shorts w designer belt buckles.

sick.

Is he a "chav" or whatever its referred to in jolly England?

No chavs look far worse, typical chav outfit tracksuit pants, jumper with horizontal stripes, brigh berhaus coat and shitty looking beighe checquered baseball cap.
The always have ugly little rat like faces that you would just love to punch.