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Getbig Bodybuilding Boards => History - Stories - and Memories => Topic started by: DK II on May 22, 2006, 05:40:17 AM
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Well, there we were, getting ready for Princess Peaches birthday party. You see, i never had a problem with Mario, but the guy is one weird fucker. Always drunk or high, even back in Donkey Kong. He was constantly getting mad at me. "Don't throw these fucking barrels at me!" "Throw them slower!!" and shit like this. You know, I told him to shut up, said this was the only decent job i got in years. I have a family to feed. They tell me to throw barrels at some gay italian pizza guy, this is like a dream to me.
So anyways, Mario is drunk already, even when he arrives at my house. Tells me shit his car is wrecked because he drove over a turtle shell. Yeah right! Who is he trying to kid?
We leave half an hour to late and get over to pick up Toadstool. Now when Mario is high, i have to pay attention he doesn't bite a piece off of Toadstool. The poor guy was scared as shit. "I'll make you a magic mushroom pizza", Mario went on until i made him shut the hell up. The guy is desperate. Nintendo checked him into Betty Ford a few times, but all he does is fuck around.
Well, on with the story. so finally we arrive at Princess Peaches castle, and everything is fine there. Every one is happy and dancing, the food is great and Princess Peach and Luigi look at each other as if it was their first day together.
We play some funny games, when nobody is looking, Mario slides some turtle shell over the ground and knocks other guest down, at what everybody laughs.
Somebody proposes i should climb up to the empore and throw barrels at Mario, and in a wink Mario goes berserk.
I'm talkin M E L T D O W N here.
He jumps around on peoples heads, screams around and throws fire balls. Everybody is like: What the hell is up with him?" and there seems no way to stop him. Princess Peach starts to cry, and Toadstool runs away, the little bitch. Mario still runs around screaming and yelling. "Why does everybody want barrels thrown at me? What is this about, yuo hate me all!!"
So i think, i cannot let this pathetic tool ruin the party and just knocked him out flat with one of the barrels. The party went on and everybody was happy, but the next day i'm in BIG trouble. Mario wants to get me fired. It was only because of Princess Peaches intervening that i could stay with Nintendo. I already saw myself running down a hill chasing a hedgehog.
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Holy Shit that was funny!
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bump.
i'll bump this til it has 10000000 views. ;D
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thamks!
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bump ;D
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bump ;D
thamks again! ;D
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Holy Shit that was funny!
haha.
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bump.
i'll bump this til it has 10000000 views. ;D
Man, still far away from my goal. :'(
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Here, let me give you a hand with that ;D
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Wow, 666 views. Creepy... ;D
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bump 8)
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LOL You guys kill me.
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That reminds me, BUMP
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ditto, bump.
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bump.
i'll bump this til it has 10000000 views. ;D
shit. way to go.
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F*ck me, I'd forgotten about this one! :D
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gift bump
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gift bump
Thanks!!
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I never heard of bump..
bump
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come on, guys!
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I'd forgotten about this old chesnut, BUMP!!!
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A shrink for this Bump please...
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Bump
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hey, wrong thread...
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hey, wrong thread...
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please pay more attention next time. ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ohh, wrong thread... ;D ;D
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Thats a funny ass story....and thats an ugly ass chick.....I think she has a "bump".
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Waha, this one makes me feel better each time, how many views are we on?
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nearly 2000.
Way to go. ;D ;D
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Man, half a year....
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One more.....
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This one's worth bumping. We'll get there.
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This one's worth bumping. We'll get there.
you think so?
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DK have you got this in your favourites or something? ;D
Think maybe you should write part two.
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DK have you got this in your favourites or something? ;D
Think maybe you should write part two.
No, i just look it up and bump it from time to time. ;D ;D ;D
Yes, maybe i should write part two, but it's not very funny now.
I posted the first few hundred posts solely in the 'donkeykong' role. ;D ;D ;D
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Been almost a month. Bump!
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The sad thins is that I read this story pretty much every time I bump it. :-[
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The sad thins is that I read this story pretty much every time I bump it. :-[
why is that sad?
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Because I've bumped this f*cker about 10 times already. I'm a sad person... oh well, I guess I'm in the right place ;D
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cough
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;D
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i was the best guy in town at that game and then they brought in that stupid drug testing.
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::) ::)
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Bump to welcome DK back!
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Bump to welcome DK back!
lol thanks, i forgot about this. it mus have been one of my first posts on getbig... lol