Author Topic: cats need not exist (Read 16563 times)

apply85 · « **on:** November 14, 2011, 03:35:04 PM »

animals that hump kids, that jump on kids, piss me off. the kid jumps on it and it should take it because it's there to please the kid and the kid is the animal's god. I think dogs belong outside to be honest, and cats don't belong anywhere, why the fuck do they exist, they don't even do what you tell them to do, and half of everyone has an allergy to cats... really they shouldn't exist, and if I ever get to power they will all be assassinated, and people will complain for 1 week then go on with life because like I said cats should not exist, there is no need for them

this is my response to whoever was the pussy who questioned my lack of affection for animals in that other thread that got deleted

booty · « **Reply #1 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:42:22 PM »

You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week. They are so adorable. I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.

JimmyJam1974 · « **Reply #2 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:43:01 PM »

Without cats, TrueAdonis would be petless

biff · « **Reply #3 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:43:30 PM »

we'd be overrun by mice!!!!!!!!!

apply85 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:49:13 PM »

Quote from: booty on November 14, 2011, 03:42:22 PM

You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week. They are so adorable. I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.

I promise it will be quick and painless

booty · « **Reply #5 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:50:38 PM »

Quote from: biff on November 14, 2011, 03:43:30 PM

we'd be overrun by mice!!!!!!!!!

True.

Borracho · « **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:51:29 PM »

someones got issues

apply85 · « **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:51:52 PM »

mice are good.. I approve of mice

Nails · « **Reply #8 on:** November 14, 2011, 03:52:29 PM »

Quote from: booty on November 14, 2011, 03:42:22 PM

You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week. They are so adorable. I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.

seCrawler · « **Reply #9 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:03:09 PM »

Cats were the pets of Kings.

johnnynoname · « **Reply #10 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:04:53 PM »

Quote from: booty on November 14, 2011, 03:42:22 PM

You should see the 6 kittens Tabatha gave birth to last week. They are so adorable. I can't wait until they are running around and jumping all over me.

why you got to make everything about you

flinstones1 · « **Reply #11 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:09:51 PM »

Cats suck.

Dogs are amazing. If I could afford one I would, I lost a dog who was very, very close with me as I grew up with him since I was 7 years old and it was hard when we lost him. Beautiful lab he looked like a polar bear. Whenever my dad would kiss my mom he would always start growling lol..very very protective. Died from a rattlesnake unfortunately $:-\$

booty · « **Reply #12 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:10:38 PM »

Quote from: johnnynoname on November 14, 2011, 04:04:53 PM

why you got to make everything about you

How am I? I simply posted about the 6 adorable kittens my cat recently gave birth to.

booty · « **Reply #13 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:11:23 PM »

Quote from: Nails on November 14, 2011, 03:52:29 PM

I'll be finding homes for the kittens. I can't keep them.

booty · « **Reply #14 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:13:31 PM »

Quote from: flinstones1 on November 14, 2011, 04:09:51 PM

Cats suck.

Dogs are amazing. If I could afford one I would, I lost a dog who was very, very close with me as I grew up with him since I was 7 years old and it was hard when we lost him. Beautiful lab he looked like a polar bear almost.

Dogs are definitely alot more loyal. Cats are very independant and will use you. However, both have their place and are enjoyable as pets.
Sorry for your loss btw.

makaveli25 · « **Reply #15 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:14:59 PM »

Dogs are the shit if you raise them right. When I was growing up we had boxers they were awesome I could wrestle him and beat on him all day and he would never hurt me. Once in awhile he would put me in my place but never ever bit me. His name was Rocky.

booty · « **Reply #16 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:16:14 PM »

Quote from: makaveli25 on November 14, 2011, 04:14:59 PM

Dogs are the shit if you raise them right. When I was growing up we had boxers they were awesome I could wrestle him and beat on him all day and he would never hurt me. Once in awhile he would put me in my place but never ever bit me. His name was Rocky.

I definitely think it's how you raise them. Dogs cannot be vicious unless the owner makes them that way.

apply85 · « **Reply #17 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:16:57 PM »

how can a dog be fucking amazing, they herd sheeps, they lead the blind, what else, any human can do this shit... they have their jobs to do so they are allowed to live, cats have no jobs so they skinned, gutted, deboned, chopped, seasoned properly and then they go in the wok until there is no more of them. farming cats for food is allowed. the cats will be herded and told what to do by dogs ironically enough, my little way of saying fuck you before they end up in cat hell

flinstones1 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:18:50 PM »

I would be willing to bet that you have never had a dog bro...Trust me I have seen numerous times wife brings home dog and dad says he hates dogs and does not want it... but ends up liking the dog more than anyone. Many times!

berblexer · « **Reply #19 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:19:51 PM »

you need not exist

apply85 · « **Reply #20 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:20:07 PM »

brings home dog... no, dog stays outside, new rule

YngiweRhoads · « **Reply #21 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:20:30 PM »

No animal sucks. Only people suck.

booty · « **Reply #22 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:24:13 PM »

Quote from: YngiweRhoads on November 14, 2011, 04:20:30 PM

No animal sucks. Only people suck.

True, animals are all beautiful and never go out of their way to hurt others on purpose like humans do.

Nails · « **Reply #23 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:27:04 PM »

makaveli25 · « **Reply #24 on:** November 14, 2011, 04:28:48 PM »

Dogs are awesome they're like part of the family. When I come home to visit my family they can tell I'm coming home they get excited. I think they hear my parents talking about me. We have a parking lot for the restaurant they don't bark at any of the other cars but they know the sound of the families suvs. They're unbelievably smart.