And who might you be, sir? I'm afraid I don't know the people here since this is my first visit to this famous forum.
You can refer to me as Wiggs.
My real name is Milton G. Wiggins III. I'm kind of important around here. I've been here since since 1998. We must protect the integrity of the board when people claim they're Legends. I'm a cultured and educated man with expensive tastes. I enjoy the company of women, I don't believe in working unless it's for something worthwhile, I'm handsome, and I like long walks on the beach.
What do you know of the New World Order, Illuminati and these type of things?