Done 3, know your role and shut your trap. You don't know anything about me
So before I shut my trap, let me ask...where, oh where were these contests? Links? Scanned pics? Surely someone of your unlimited financial means can get some pics from your previous competition exploits for those of us that know nothing about you. I mean, since your assertion is that at the Metrolina you WERE in shape prior to screwing up your carb-up, the other 2 shows that you have done would present you in a much more positive light.
And while I may not know my role, I do know my rolls. Like dinner rolls. And that they have no place in a contest diet (free advice, fat-ass). The other rolls that I know are the disgusting fat rolls that you carry onstage when you "compete".
We all know your role is whipping boy of the BB internet boards, so roll your rolls to the Golden Corrall and get started on your precontest diet of fried chicken and bananna pudding, you fat ass, lanky limbed, goofy-looking, delusions of grandeur-having, "high-rep training", ZERO-bodybuilding potential having sack of monkey crap.